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Anonymous No.82142000 >>82142014 >>82142022 >>82143886
A girl kissed me in kindergarden when I was 4, would you say I'm a kiss less virgin still?
Anonymous No.82142010
a girl kissed you and you think you are kissless?
get out of her chad.
Anonymous No.82142014 >>82142775 >>82142775
>>82142000 (OP)
A kiss in play is not a real romantic kiss... but no, I couldn't describe you as "kissless", that would be dishonest.
Anonymous No.82142022 >>82142676
>>82142000 (OP)
Your fat ugly 75yo teacher kissed you on the cheek? You lucky dog!
Anonymous No.82142676
>>82142022
You are now a kissing virgin

I believe in you
I believe in your kiss
I believe that you will have a kissing experience
And that you will not be a kissing virgin

I am your kiss
Do not be a kiss less virgin
Anonymous No.82142775 >>82143886
>>82142014
>>82142014
I wasn't even gonna participate in this thread, but fuck it, let's go: Does puppy love count? I had a little girlfriend at that age and we'd do stuff like kiss and nuzzle and cuddle and such. Obviously you'd say, no, that's just play, but then we kept it going for years. At what point would it actually count as a first girlfriend? Pointing back to your kindergarten playmate as the reason you're not technically kissless comes across as a little pathetic, but what if they were older? What if the girl next door gave you a big sloppy kiss?
>well, that's just innocent, you weren't horny and you didn't know what you were doing, it was just curiosity
What if bro was naughty as shit and knew exactly what the fuck he was doing and I just wanted to play slapass with girls? That's a thing. At what point does it count?
Anonymous No.82143886
>>82142000 (OP)
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>>82142775
my understanding of kissless qualifier is that it's supposed to be the easiest lowest bar possible to clear which makes it only more brutal for those who haven't managed to get a kiss.
> you haven't kissed? even kindergarderners kiss!