Thread 82142428

Whats your side hustle anons/femanons? You can't really do much with your life if you expect to just live of your parents forever so you must have some way to make money right?

>>82142428 (OP)
I'm a dealer

>>82142428 (OP)
Crypto, stocks, and futures/options trading like any other normie
I'm an retard though so I haven't had much luck in trading so I just stick to crypto and "traditional" stocks

>>82142428 (OP)
My mom gives private tutoring and when she's got too many clients she gives some to me. Idk if i wanna keep it up to since im now done with university

>>82142447
how much you maaaek

>>82142428 (OP)
I have a job. I have been muted for 2 seconds, because my comment was not original.

>>82142428 (OP)
Its not really a side hustle anymore, its what I do fulltime for income, but algorithmic trading. I do use quantitative measures in my strategies but I'm not nearly knowledgeable enough to actually call myself a quantyet.
>>82142447
Hello nigger we are somewhat alike.

>>82142428 (OP)
I've saved enough money to hike the Appalachian trail, when I run out of money? I will be homeless I suppose, my parents pay for everything for my sister and brother, but complain when I buy I food, while both of them got their own car, college, food, bailed out of any debt they get into, while I'm here, and I'm dead to rights to them because I was an accident who dropped out of highschool, I have been living outside for a long enough time now I could easily do it permanently, and have gotten rid of everything I own that doesn't fit in my backpack, oh my sidehustle is I work at a pool :3

>>82142428 (OP)
I am trying to get into ticket reselling. I wish Taylor Swift was touring again. But it still looks promising. Bots don't seem as prominent as they say due to recent requirements.

>>82142428 (OP)
>Working fulltime
>Dealing in ozempic which makes me about 500 - 1000 eur extra p/month

>>82142428 (OP)
I do dordash delivery

>>82142428 (OP)
Art commissions. Kinda hard now of days because Mastercard is cucking us

>>82142447
Where would you get the money to even trade to begin with?

>>82142461
Shouldn't you at least try to do some of that on your own until you find another way to get a job? Atleast then you'll have something to put on your resume.

>>82142481
Lithuanian doctor anon?

>>82142479
Would you tongue my sphincter please? Have you ever had a big boys butt in your head? I like it a lot, you dont have to be shy. Just get your tongue in the mud for a bit.

>>82142516
Nigga what, for some reason this made me laugh, thanks.

>>82142515
Idc people are desperate to lose a few pounds and i just took my chances when i got them.

It sure is alot safer (and easier) then dealing cocaine i tell you that.

>>82142533
Youre shy, I told you not to be shy. Just bathe my shitpipe in your mucus for like 30 mins. Write me a short story of you licking my ass. I got a big dick you can play with too, use your hands that god gave you for a purpose.

>>82142515
>Shouldn't you at least try to do some of that on your own until you find another way to get a job
No reason to do that, i got my final grades a week and am still technically a student for 2 months or so
>Atleast then you'll have something to put on your resume.
There are better things i could put on there than some random private tutoring i did which i actually did officially

>>82142428 (OP)
It's my main hustle, but a professional cat burglar

>>82142463
>make
not much, i'm just starting over (again)
life has been shit the past few years and I've had to take most of 'em out because of IRL emergencies

>>82142515
I usually do 10% off of my salary
enough pennies and you'd have a mountain of 'em, anon

>>82142428 (OP)
omorashi and piss fedish art.

>>82142573
You shouldnt steal things. Ask Jesus for forgiveness. Beg him to save you from an eternity in hell, where your screams will never stop. The fire will burn your body for an eternity in hell.

>>82142569
I assumed you didn't have any other job based on what you said.

>>82142515
>Where would you get the money to even trade to begin with?
nta, but there are tons of proprietary trading firms that will give you access to capital if you can prove you know how to trade. They typically have a 1 or 2 step challenge phase where you need to meet certain targets, but once you do, you get access to a lot of money. You typically keep 70-90% of whatever profits you make.

The hard part is actually being profitable, however. You can practice on a paper trading account(simulation/fake money) with various different brokers.

>>82142428 (OP)
I am too white and middle class to have a side hustle.

Selling chinkshit on my the local FB Marketplace and occasionally flipping phones/computers. I don't make much, but anything is better than nothing.

>>82142428 (OP)
I'm. rambling gambling man. Whenever I have money I like to throw it at gold, Stock Options, or maybe crypto. Besides that I used to occasionally work with my brothers cleaning company but it's been a long time since I did that. My main job that I'm trained for is basically tech management but I've been to afraid to apply and take interviews.

>>82142644
Technically true since im still a student and that other work i did was just part time during my bachelor's degree

>>82142622
lol no

Also my job isn't only stealing things

calling my mom and asking for money

>>82142687
Do not deny the savior merely so you can pursue petty crime. Jesus willl save you from an eternity of being burned.

>>82142428 (OP)
>Whats your side hustle anons
mom gives me like $100 if i hint at being poor

>>82142696
Have you ever sucked a penis for a couple hundred bucks? You can make way more than that with your pretty little thing.

>>82142753
You shouldnt have a job anyways. Girls are only really good at making more men inside their ovaries. Just stop talking honestly youre a baby factory who has to cook and clean the house. Youre also pretty ugly so I wouldnt talk if i was you.

>>82142779
can i have 100 dollars

>>82142755
mmm yeah DM me babes xoxo

>>82142800
Do you smell good at least? Im definitely up for sending you that.

>>82142820
i smell like unwashed ass

>>82142840
Ok that made me cum. Can I lick your poo please? I want to have a good ol lick in your unwashed pussy.

Skip the middle man, I'm just going to buy wine with any money I get. Carlo Rossi gallon jugs are $18 a pop. <$5/gallon for the homemade stuff.

>Make horny thread
Anons complain about my thread being too horny
>Make non horny thread
Anons add there own horny to it

There truly is no winning in this modern society is there?

>>82142428 (OP)
I am too disabled to work. I wish I could get a call center job or something else you can do from home, but I can't. About the only thing I could do is become a "freelance writer", which did not pay even before AI took over the market.
I feel really bad for my parents and my only real desire is to die.

>>82142982
Yeah, my life is a mess as it is and i can't keep up with my bills, so i have to work part time, my dream is to be a singer and i can't pursue that without money but i gotta pay bills first, i hope one day it will be enough to pay for a

Why are people larping about having extra jobs.

Are we so cucked by capitalism that we brag about how much of our life we spend performing labor?

>>82143535
no, it's because people on this board are complete losers to the point where having even a part-time job is an indication that you're going somewhere in life.

>>82143570
So are these "side hustles" literally just their etsy income to go with the neetbux?

When people say side hustle I assume theyre already working 40 hours somewhere.

>>82143617
Yeah. Income to buy something without your parents/neetbux paying for it. No one on this board is working two jobs. No one on this board is working one job.

>>82143657
....well at least Im winning at labor hours. Yay.

>fulfilling.exe

>>82142428 (OP)
1. Got a 2nd job about a month ago it's kinda flexible but at the same time difficult to get a decent number of hours in
2. I've been helping an elderly couple with gardening and other errands as they get older, been doing this for more than a decade
3. Still live with my mom and stash pretty much all my income in investments, mostly dividend stocks
4. Fucking around with some sites to earn crypto/watch ads for money, haven't made much with this

>>82142428 (OP)
I dumped my life savings in a meme stock and I'm crossing my fingers it will 10x. Then I'll move it all into VOO and chill