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Anonymous No.82142514 [Report] >>82142534 >>82142543 >>82142552 >>82142559 >>82142608 >>82142669 >>82142678 >>82142711 >>82142798
>someone pretending like they have real problems
>they mention their bf/husband/etc
Anonymous No.82142534 [Report] >>82142678
>>82142514 (OP)
Maybe they're an NPC and the partner that the world gave them for free was a bad one, who knows.
Anonymous No.82142537 [Report]
the accusations are true sorry
Anonymous No.82142543 [Report] >>82142667
>>82142514 (OP)
They got real problems tho like illnesses lol. And medical bills XD. God just heals me dude but I have to be incel. He wont suck me off for some reason even though he says hes in love with me.
Anonymous No.82142552 [Report] >>82142605 >>82142697
>>82142514 (OP)
>Heh I'm so cool using divisive language...
>FUCK normies LOLE!!!!
Anonymous No.82142559 [Report] >>82142595
>>82142514 (OP)
I don't have a bf, and I guess that could be a problem.

I'm a straight guy though.
Anonymous No.82142595 [Report] >>82142635 >>82142660
>>82142559
You dont sound straight at all. Boypussy feels pretty good, imagine a cute boys sphincter tightly gripping your huge cock and its his time of the month. Or the opposite with a black male, youd love to take turns 69ing with a black male they have really big lips and active tongues.
Anonymous No.82142605 [Report] >>82142699
>>82142552
t. someone with no real problems
Anonymous No.82142608 [Report] >>82142630 >>82142634
>>82142514 (OP)
Everyone has problems. Woah shocker
Anonymous No.82142630 [Report] >>82142654
>>82142608
>oh noooo my libido is low i only want to have sex with my husband 5 times a week!!
Anonymous No.82142634 [Report]
>>82142608
What about the guys with cute girlfriends who they do 69 with while all we get are black male friends to 69 stuff with
Anonymous No.82142635 [Report]
>>82142595
>Letting a black near you

Look, I can tolerate gays, but I can't tolerate monkey people
Anonymous No.82142654 [Report] >>82142716
>>82142630
Dude if youre going to post like the most fucking annoying picture I am going to kill you. I am going to find you and kill you.
Anonymous No.82142660 [Report]
>>82142595
>imagine a cute boys sphincter tightly gripping your huge cock
I'd rather not.

>his time of the month
Nigga what?
Anonymous No.82142661 [Report]
If you don't want a bf as a woman you simply are deciding not to have one. A husband, however, is a lot harder to get and more of a flex. Any man can be a bf but men are freaky about marriage nowadays.
That said I plan to marry my bf but still bave a crapload of problems a loving partner with a penis don't solve. I mean he helps but my problems are basically the same single or with a bf. It's me
Anonymous No.82142667 [Report] >>82142706
>>82142543
Everyone ends up having health problems. Not everyone ends up dying alone with health problems
Anonymous No.82142669 [Report]
>>82142514 (OP)
I agree, we got bigger problems like these shit threads on a dying board
Anonymous No.82142678 [Report]
>>82142514 (OP)
i agree with this sentiment, but also with this one >>82142534
Anonymous No.82142697 [Report] >>82142711
>>82142552
where in OPs post is this language?
Anonymous No.82142699 [Report] >>82142733
>>82142605
I got 99 problems and a lovely fiancee is one.
What's the extent of your problems... Having to empty your piss jugs?
Anonymous No.82142706 [Report]
>>82142667
Nah dude god is omnipotent. I dont ever will get any hp problems to my stat bar.
Anonymous No.82142711 [Report]
>>82142514 (OP)
>>they mention their bf/husband/etc
>>82142697
implications and inferences my jelly bean friend
Anonymous No.82142716 [Report] >>82142745
>>82142654
how about this one, buster?
Anonymous No.82142733 [Report] >>82142768
>>82142699
>admitted you have no real problems
concession accepted
Anonymous No.82142743 [Report]
HALT
THIS THREAD WAS MADE BY A DEMORALIZING TRANS JEWISH INDIAN
Anonymous No.82142745 [Report]
>>82142716
Die already you fool.
Anonymous No.82142768 [Report] >>82142780
>>82142733
Anon, please empty your piss bottles and clean your room... It's starting to stink even in the hallway. We're concerned about you. All you do is post bad bait on that Laotian rice farming forum...
Anonymous No.82142780 [Report]
>>82142768
>no problems
concession accepted
Anonymous No.82142798 [Report] >>82142848
>>82142514 (OP)
Hey man, they might have a partner, but that partner might be a real piece of shit. I've known some guys who are stuck in pretty bad relationships because they have kids with them and if they make a wrong move, the bitch can divorce rape the fuck out of him or worse, say he raped her and put him in rape town.
Being with stuck with a shitty woman is worse than being single, you can't even fuck the bitch.
Anonymous No.82142848 [Report]
>>82142798
Dude just ask satan to simmer down. He is the woman, he chooses what they say. Altho u seem to not be around any women. Satan makes them look like some kinda prize or something even tho hes clearly omnipotent and can just create and destroy whatever he wants in this reality with zero repercussions.