Flag kitty edishington

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mno_kU1JlE
very silly, this
but
glad it exists

I just remembered a dream I had the other night where I bought a device that played films that were burned into custard cream biscuits. The quality of the films on the custard creams was VHS-like.

Me? I detach the bottle cap as it's annoyingly difficult to screw and unscrew with it attached. Sometimes a bit of liquid leaks away from the cap further angering me. So because of the torment these things cause me, I now make sure to detach the bottle caps and put them in the general waste just to say "fuck you" for ruining great engineering. They also made the caps really small now so they have less grip. I still recycle the bottle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMu-VbXOJBY
cor what a great film
(or maybe 2/3rds of a great film)

>>82145624
Got this on 4K but haven't watched it yet. Bet it looks lush.

>>82145586
Reckon you should get a job welper, just so you can simp for some e-girl

Eternally in love with Elizabeth Shue.

State of that boxroom.
State of that ovaries tattoo.

>>82145653
Hair is giving me massive 2007 scene lassie vibes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aArkIaPqV3c

we all goffs in life

I started big school around 2007 and coincidentally that year I got really into extreme metal and had long hair (basically the only kid in my year into it). Proceeded to get bullied for years because of this one fact (and I was autistic so sperged out sometimes probably). Only when I had enough and battered this one lad did people leave me alone and actually some of the Deanos started chatting to me and things calmed down.

I go sleeps now. Was garn watch some ASMR but ended up binge watching Freddy vs Jason clips and now am too tired to watch anything else. Night night.

>>82145666
Those days are long gone sadly. Those goth and scene girls are all aged, fat, menopausal mothers now.

It's kinda sad I never got to create memories with a nice lass. Not even worth bothering with life now. It just wouldn't be special.

off to beddy byes
good night HelperLad
good night Crosslad
good night possibly-Blad
good night anon(s)

Nu breadinghams... Home innit.

a couple of years ago i was taking a piss at work.
Boss came in and saw i was on my phone while i was standing at the urinal and he thought i was taking dick pics.
later on he was telling everyone else so i said
>if you keep spreading such libelous rumours about me ill end up sending you one

And thats how i got fired for sending inapropriate images to my boss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFUWapnr3s

Gna go nd get my prescription frm the gp tomoz so ill have to behaving "early" night soon i rly dont want to but i have to cus am running out fluoxetine

Ave got sum tinned sardines fr my seagull pals tomoz as well. Oh aye
>>82145556 (OP)
The cat is called Hobbes by the way,,frm here https://www.flickr.com/photos/aguila_81/15399383484/

I luv infinity cube.I recommend infinity cube to all oomifes nd aspies Very relaxing if i may say so.

going to bed, might die in my sleep but probably not so i suppose ill see all you bastards tomorrow

Jings i need 1 thats got space on it as well

>>82146167
For me it's twirling a pen around my fingers and doing tricks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_D-8G2eRC4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

wot appened to reel music?? CHUUUUENESSSSSSS!!!!

AVe been hearing reports theres a moose loose aboot this hoose!
>>82146167
Night

the tescos worker went up to me and said "can i help you, what you looking for?".
chinned the daft prick then and there.
i dont tolerate that disrespect, melt.

Babycakes u just dnt know x

>>82146230
Too right mate I was in the frozen section and heard someone say it smells like fish. Well it not my fault is it? I didn't ask to be born. Still, I keep a positive mindset. I'm RSPCA member.

Some day i feel goth
Anotherday i feel brat

>>82146240
https://youtu.be/Lgs9QUtWc3M?si=QGpSx38qv9KRMzMl

>>82146259
Talk2 me ooooooo talk2me https://youtu.be/0qGZHOXgRTU

Tinseltown in the rain x

Got jhiccups me x

>>82146547
never coming back to brit/pol/ are we?

>>82146617
Dont knwo who you r talking about sir but its not me

I go2my bed now.Am tired.Good night friends.x

>>82145623
They're different kinds of plastic that can't even be recycled together

Got some more badges. Nice

did the biggest poo just now, i feel ten pounds lighter

Got to go to the wentist today not happy. Don't want to go but I have to otherwise I will get kicked off the service. Sure they are only doing it to make money out of me.
>>82145782
It's me lid. I don't use trip anymore because it attracts unwanted attention, but I do respond if somebody mentions me. Good night lad, I hope you slept well.

i didnt get any sleep my belly is rumbling too much.
At least i didnt shit the bed.

>>82145731
>It's kinda sad I never got to create memories with a nice lass. Not even worth bothering with life now. It just wouldn't be special.

Why are Brits so self-defeating

>>82147587
> Why are Brits so self-defeating

We fought so fucking hard in WW1 and WW2 and all we got for that was mountains of debt and our empire collapsed. We are in constant economic decline. We are constantly demonised across the world despite other countries war/colonial crimes being much greater. We have voted to fix problems multiple times and various governments refuse to actually follow through.

Everyone is either furious or just defeated.

Tommy Robinson on Triggernometry. Oh my.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZcrnX5VcYs&pp=ygUOVHJpZ2dlcm5vbWV0cnk%3D

This is actually big. I know teachers and middle class people that watch triggernometry a lot. It is popular. Half a million views in 12 hours.

Things really are shifting. This would not be possible 10 years ago. Even a few years ago.

>>82146532
Tinseltown to the boogie down

https://youtu.be/b9WdS-U3mfo?si=h41fLjU0tI3Ug8WO

>>82147751
Got halfway through it last night.
It's not enough. He doesn't address the Jewish English defence league though, he always steers clear of that subject.

>>82147849
Jews and christians stand united against muslim terror.

>>82147876
So why is it no longer the JEDL, and why has it never been mentioned?, and why jewish first?

Got nearly 120 parcels today. Nice

>>82147849
>doesnt do the JQ

Lad, Tommy Robinsons views are almost identical to people like Douglas Murray. His opinions on Islamic immigration are similar to Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins. He is not remotely racist in anyway shape or form. In the USA he would just be a very normal Republican. Like half of the USA share his views.


The issue is that we have a massive class problem in the U.K. and his football hooligan past makes people out him in a box.

Cannot be arsed with much after spaffing

Shall be copping some R&R soonish

>>82147988
I agree with what you're saying.

>>82147279
that evri?

Cutting out patterns this morning, got a pack of 5 sizes of scissors, the pack was one of those hard plastic affairs. Took me a solid 5 minutes to get into. Will recycle it.

>>82147279
I always give 5/5 to white drivers and 0/5 to non-whites.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>82148139
Yeah lad it is

>>82148157
I'm white so thanks for your 5 stars, I appreciate them, makes my day desu

>>82148158
whats the hourly wage work out as?

>>82148165
You deserve them.

>>82148172
Depends on the route and parcel bandings lad, some rounds pay more, not sure what it's based on, might be the distance from the unit. Today it should work out to about 14 quid an hour, still depends on how quick you do it, there's only a handful of different roads today and they all seem close so I reckon I can smash it out quicker than it says
>>82148184
Thanks lad. I know how frustrating it is for the parcel to be late and stuff so I try my best, only a couple minutes late occasionally when I've stopped for a cigarette, I don't smoke in the car when I've got parcels, they're usually clothes, can't be having the clothes stink of fags, or when there's some difficult to find addresses, don't know why some houses don't have numbers on desu or some streets have got weird layouts where the numbers aren't in order

everything is so fake, this board and everything in general. we sit here looking at pictures of anime and video games and pornstars and the effect is keeping your headspace in a complete fantasy while life passes you by, none of it is real. but we need it because outside in the real world there is nothing. i dont want to look at it anymore

>since june 10
fuck me the anticipation is killing me

>>82148207
You're mistaking 'there is nothing' with 'you've done nothing to create something'.

>>82148214
4chan handles illegal content better than Facebook, TikTok and all the other social media desu

>>82148202
I'm regularly tempted to quit my boring office job and start delivering parcels for Amazon Flex or something, just in my own car. Would you recommend it?

>>82148228
So what? As if the courts are some effective arbiter of truth and act in compliance with their own rules. The establishment hates 4chan on an aesthetic and emotional level, it doesn't matter if illegal content it regulated well on the site. Moreover, the OSA has basically made a bunch of previously legal content completely illegal, including opinions that the government doesn't approve of, so 4chan doesn't have the infrastructure to handle that sort of thing and is ideologically against that kind of broad censorship anyway. Access is going to be blocked. It's not like there's a 4chan-Turkey or a 4chan-Turkmenistan that just specifically blocks all the content those incredibly censorious regimes disagree with while the rest of the site remains up and accessible, the access is just closed off for good.

Tried Golf yesterday. Fucking impossible innit lads. On the random chance I do hit it, it's pot luck where the bugger is gonna go. My hands hurt too.

>>82148234
I'm enjoying it desu, gets me out the house and helps with my anxiety. I guess just try it, easy to sign up, with Evri the insurance is all covered as a top up thing for like 1.35 each day you work. What car have you got? Needs to be a medium to large car, although there is one bloke at the unit I go to with a Smart ForTwo, apparently he got like 90 in there one time when they gave him small packets

>>82148262
Nice one. It's a medium-term plan and I do need a bigger car. Driving a small 10-year old Vauxhall at the minute which you can stuff a surprisingly large amount of a idums in but probably not enough to make it efficient.

>>82148262
>I'm enjoying it desu, gets me out the house and helps with my anxiety.
NTA but good for you lad, actually trying to improve yourself and your life instead of reveling in the crabs-in-a-bucket environment of britfeel. I wish there was a job I could try my hand at that might allow me to earn a living while also helping me overcome my own anxiety, but frankly it's just too specific, there's no job that produces the same anxiety in me and then allows me to overcome it.

Snapped out of my depression. We are back. So back, even.

>>82148202
No worries. I know you are doing your best as safely as possible. I'm one of those that offers bottles of drinks on hot days to the delivery lads. Had one lad with broken glasses, his lense had popped out. Luckily for him I had the right screwdriver, we fixed it and we taped up the hinge incase the screw came out again.
Looked a right speccy twat, was a good lad though.

>>82148207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAERxf4yYaw

I'm off now, got to go pick my parcels up
>>82148279
Put the back seats down lad. You could sign up today and get on the training, you do a few parcels after the training to get the feel of it. Then you can set your availability to whenever you're free to work, weekends are comfy, roads are quiet
>>82148281
Thanks lad
>>82148290
I take my own drinks desu, very nice of you though lad

>>82148310
Have a good day parcellad

Me? On that youtube grind

My brother did the Amazon parcel thing. He was glued to his phone 24/7 and had to be super quick (we're talking seconds) to get jobs. I'm in an area with a ton of refugees and foreigners mind, so might be different elsewhere.

>>82148407
That's a good insight lad, cheers. Very white/yellow area here so might be less demand for jobs.

have to gotopostoffice to send a parcel, is usually a nightmare to send internationally, whats in it, how much, whats the address, whats your adress, telephone numbers, all while people are seething behind me.

>>82148453
The only people behind at this time are either spackers or OAPs lad so don't worry about it. They've got time.

>>82148453
>all while people are seething behind me.
fuck em

>>82148453
I'm having a parcel picked up from home. Used to be a free service now RM charge 30p for it. Bet it'll be 70p next year.

>>82148522
Start your own postal service

>>82148453
The post office is such a fucking dinosaur. It's an anachronism, a holdover from a pre-digital age. The only people I've ever seen actually use it are useless olds who, for some inexplicable reason, still use it for banking or something(!).

At some point we just need to sweep away all this old infrastructure holding us back and say either people get with the times or get fucked. Sorry, but there's no reason at all why the post office should exist - it's more expensive and less efficient than other services and enjoys what is essentially legacy largess from incompetent sections of the population. If it started operation today it would be out of business inside of a year.

Can we please just live in the present?

Might start my own postal service

>>82148453
They would all gleefully make you wait anon, fuck them.

>>82148532
I pay all my bills at the post office and withdraw money from my bank there weekly. Gets me out the house innit, and I can't be arsed setting up direct debits

>be old fart
>head to post office, a place primarily used by people sending parcels
>walk in, there's a queue of people sending parcels
>fuming.gif
>can't believe all these cunts are sending parcels
>look at twat in front of me
>yep, he's sending a parcel FFS
>seethe my way through the queue
>three hours later finally buy my second class stamp

>>82148573
christ it's disturbing how accurate this shit is
old people need to just fuck off and leave normal people alone
I'm serious old people are just the fucking worst, I don't care if they grew up in the blitz or whatever the fuck, they're all just the worst
rude, entitled, presided over the greatest boon in living standards in a nice white country and pulled the fucking ladder up just before the younger generations could secure such lives too and now content to dither around with insane amounts of accumulated wealth while the rest of the country enters into a period of unprecedented decline

Alright de lads alright de lads hope youre all doing good on this fine monday morning. Me? Full of energy. Shall be cleaning the hovel after brekkie which im eating rn

>>82148598
Have to say I don't mind them doing old people shit during a weekday.
They should be fucking locked up over the weekend though. They get five full days to piss about, I don't want to ever see grey hair in the supermarket on a Saturday.

>>82148600
Incel walk in an hour or so. Thinking of doing a 3 miler, although sun is coming out so maybe just half that. We'll see

The longer thou waiteth to incur the services of yonder tree surgeon, the greater shall be thine monetary incumberence

>>82148610
They should only be allowed out on weekdays between 9.30 and 16.30. Don't drive to the shops for your Daily Mail paper at 8.30 with all the work and school traffic, don't top up 3 litres of petrol at 17.20 and pay for it in the shop while doing your weekly shopping. God they rile me up.

>>82148622
Kek yea, 30 cars queueing out of the petrol station and Farty McOldshite is in the shop complaining to the wagie about the short expiry date of the bread.

I was pushing my little one in a pram down the pavement the other day. Two absolutely fucking dithering old cunts were coming the other way. Pavement wasn't that wide and I had a kid in a cumbersome pram that was also holding some stuff in the little carriage underneath as well.

Instead of them doing what any-fucking-one else would do and temporarily move into single file so we could pass each other, they stayed shoulder to shoulder right up to me and then said "you need to move around, dear" with a tone that was straight out of a fucking victorian school marm's etiquette handbook. I said "it's a bit tricky for me to do that, and I'd rather not go on the road with the pram, would you be able to walk past one by one just for a sec?" and they fucking sighed at me and told me "no, you have to move around" and started like drawing big circles with her arm to show me that I needed to move my full pram off the pavement, into the fucking road and then back on the pavement. In the end I relented because what the fuck else could I do? I needed to get somewhere. It was a pain and it pissed me off and the entire time they both stared at me and then said "there you go!". I wanted to fucking punch the cunts in their jaws.

Holy fucking shit I hate these people.

>>82148651
I've found that they get out of the way when I have the pram, which has been the only time in my life that I wasn't bottom of the pecking order and having to strafe all over the fucking place.
Should have ran over their feet lad.

A lot of ageism in this thread lads. These people built our country, have some respect.

>>82148672
But the country is a fucking shithole. Can't have it both ways de lid x

>>82148672
I don't think they did lad, all the nice buildings are older than they are.
These people built the dog shit brutalist buildings from the 80s.

>>82148699
Yeah lol, I know the post was just tongue-in-cheek, but the olds we have now are literally the post-war generation that responsible for all the ugly shit we have everywhere.

>waaaaa the world should revolve around me waaaa

>his world doesn't revolve around himself

my world revolves around my addictions.

>>82148614
Dont forget the sunscreen

>>82148672
>These people built our country
They didn't do a very good job though did they

Me? My world revolves around arch linux

My world revolves around work and it not lush

>>82148907
get off your phone, your break is in an hour you can use it then.

>>82148907
This. Being a failed normie is literally worse than hell. Life is just shit; been seriously considering phoning it in and just grifting my way on bennies. Fuck it, why not? Literally why not? Only thing keeping me from doing it today is my inherent virtue as a white man, but why the fuck should a system and government that hates me get to enjoy the fruits of my labour when I get nothing back from it on top of the hate they spew for me?

My world revolves around britfeel and its personalities (unironically)

SeasideSAILORS running their carronade frigates into the midst of the SeaSEETHERS. Bring her about boys and open fire on em!

I've fallen head over heels for an autistic woman whose hyperfixation is to ignore me.

>>82149066
Phwoarr I have a bit of a fetish for shagging a woman while she feigns boredom so that would be perfect

CORRRRR finally find the 'hide stubs' option for the filter. Not even seeing those anymore now.

>>82149082
Not even seen her fanny lad

time to ingest some painkillers

>>82149096
Spammers on suicide watch and it's lush

>Youtube channel I just stumbled up with very obvious AI written rants by "terminally ill old bloke fed up with state of Britain", coming out like three times a day
ffs, I HATE THE ALGORITHM

It do be so true doe
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WBxXUVeudFM

>>82149213
>click three dots
>do not recommend this
jobbington done

https://www.youtube.com/@lifeinthuktoday-2025
IT NOT RIGHT

>>82145623
It's psychological warfare desu

>>82147751
Wow that's crazy he supports Israel now and is suddenly replatformed

>>82149254
He's been a kike shill for years now, wouldn't surprise me one bit if he was on the Mossad payroll. Interest for Zionism is waining so shills like Tommy Robinson has to market Zionism to a new generation of mongs. All apart of the plan.

>>82149273
>>82149254
Tommy is anti-muslim not pro-jew

I'm back.
I noticed when i got home the recipt says the parcel is going to Holland instead of Spain, it's destination :/
Am old man with a walker let me go in front of him??? That was strange.
>>82148464
yeah they were all old
>>82148495
I just held out my phone ready to pay to make it look like the delay was the till woman....
>>82148522
I would have preferred that but I had to buy a waterproof bag for the parcel to go in.
>>82148532
I had a choice of going down the street to Evri dropoff but dont really trust them, the contents are worth 250 quid. The post office needs massive investment to survive.
>>82148561
Drone dropoff one day.

Alright there de lids? Had a dream I was the actress Charlotte Ritchie and was just out the shower trying to brush my hair but couldn't get my hairline right.

>>82149278
Multiple photos of him have been seen with prominent right wing Jews financing his campaign.

>>82149299
I had a dream last night where Donal Trump got eaten by a massive 20 ft crocodile and God or some sort of higher power was angry by shooting red beams of light down from the sky. I also lived in some sort of cliche haunted house for some reason. Very strange.

>>82149273
I agree with you. Most people are too honest to figure out the level of deceptions Jews are adept at, they can't think like a Jew and thus remain ignornant of Jewish plans within plans.

Labour has released early more than 26,000 criminals, including hundreds sentenced to terms of over ten years (these include murders, rapes, human trafficking).

According to the Ministry of Justice, up to 45,000 people may be released in the first year of the soft justice program.

Justice Minister Shabana Mahmood launched the program in September, and by the end of March, 26,456 convicts had been released early. Among them are 248 people with sentences of 14 years or more, who have actually served about five and a half years.

An average of 3,500 prisoners are released monthly, and by August the number of released may exceed 40,000.

Lack of funds. There simply is no money. Do you understand WHAT problems the most, essentially, successful country in Europe is facing now?

>>82149299
Did you get to see her boobies?

Just got back from the dentist and mummy treated me to McDonald's. Oh man that big arch burger is fucking lush and I mean lush. Had that with 2 large fries and a banana milkshake. Mole man was in today I had to close my eyes to prevent me from throwing up at his teeth.

>>82149316
Kek, glad to know I'm not the only one who has mental dreams. Sometimes wish I didn't have such good dream recall.

>>82149304
Doesn't mean he's pro-Jew does it? Also, proof?

>>82149328
Yeah, I was in the shower and then out getting dressed trying to make myself look cute and having a sneaky look at her vagina. Then spent time trying to get my hair right.
Not sure why this actress specifically. Always had a bit of a crush on her even though she's a bit mannish.

>>82149357
not him.
Lay down with pigs and people will think you are a pig, same with racists.

>>82149388
Couldn't care less. He's the only person rallying normies to the point they come out to protests against rapefugees.

Having me first wuppa of the week. Quite looking forward to this week ahead. Trip to the cinema locked in to see Weapons. Got me voluntary work. Footy on tap this weekend. Oh aye.

>>82149395
Getting a wag in this week de lid? It Monday. x

>>82149278
>guys im totally not a Zionist I swear

>>82149403

Based wemptation lid on that wemptationgrind already and it's only Monday. Have to respect your grind de lid. But nah last Wednesday was kinda fun but doing it everyweek is just grim.

Time for lunch I reckon. Might chuck some nuggets in the airfryer and stick 'em on a slice of toast.

>>82149393
Fair. He is grooming normies to a cause and that's admirable, a conscription if you like.
People are concerned of mission creep, swayed by his donors wishes who are suspected to be Jewish in the future. ngl he's roused the normie crowd into action.

>>82149395
stay away from the wooze

>>82149495
Good lad. I have to keep you on your toes, don't I? Corrrrrr, Weapons looks lush.
>>82149496
Some hot sauce on top for me.

>>82149213
Remove similar videos from your history. That's what the algo is based off. You probably watched some doommongering videos somewhat recently.

>>82149395
Why do you never reply to other peoples feelposts?

Makaveli on a mad one. He skint af. He get paid on the 15th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiOwx3-x0L4

>>82149561
What's mak on bennies for?

>Trump and Wutin meeting this Friday iin fucking Alaska

Corr and I mean corr. I know for a fact Wutin would not risk stepping foot on American/NATO soil if it wasn't extremely important. I think a peace deal (end of immediate fighting) will be announced but the U.S. will formally recognize Crimea and the Donbas as Russian in return.

>>82149561
Why isnt Mark giving him his bennies

>>82149598

Dunno. He's never mentioned PIP before I think he just gets standard UC. Most of his wooze is bought through small paypal donations he gets from his core fanbase of like 20-30 people I think.

>>82149612

SSM doesn't send Mak money anymore because he slagged SSM off in one of his videos a while back. It not rite x

Had a headache before and popped 2 Anadin extras and it went away in 30 mins, good stuff that. Fuck knows what they put in it but it works well.

>>82149644
powerful stuff indeed. Some meds take it away in minutes but highly addictive and all that

I'm just a lowly NEET living by that sea watching the ride roll away. Wasting time x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug

go to meal deal?

At some point I've just got to face the sobering reality that my gf simply doesn't want to blow me. It's not something she desires.

>>82149801
coronation chicken sandy
twix
vanilla latte

>>82149788
offer her 50 bong for it lad, do it half jokingly just to test the water

Living that liminal NEET life x

>>82149801
BLT
KitKat
Ribena
>>82149811
mad

another NEET summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ6JcqZssjk

My body has this insane ability to turn solid food into pure liquid within the hour. How is that even possible.

Bit of Fortnite before heading off out.

>>82149886
You have an extremely efficient digestive tract, lad.

Feel dizzy af dont i oh yes i do, about to throw up feels like

>>82150047
It feels like I'm just chucking it down a hollow tube some days and it just falls out. Mental.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvW5y3lZ7rc

Gooning to Peta Jensen and Jayden James again, aren't I? God forgive me.

Welper do you not get bored of Fortnite? Do you play the building or non building mode? I hated all the tryhards building big towers when I tried it years ago.

getting depressed about how the entire internet has been teritorialised by bellends and it's impossible to just have fun and relax now.

Been playing and enjoying the Quake remaster on the PS5 but not sure how I feel about the implementation of the adaptive triggers tbqh. Had to turn them off in Baldur's Gate 3 because they were doing my nut in just trying to open a fucking menu.

>>82150154
Join a beach volleyball team, have fun, relax at the barbeque after?

>>82150154
to me, it's the massive amount of ironypoison online these days

have to wonder if the copper role in Adolescence was written for a white actor (not being racist, just that scene where the little lad is curious/enamoured that the bloke looksmaxxed by giving himself a scar)

>>82150173
Not got a PS5 myself but what is wrong with them? And can you turn them off in Quake?

>>82150154
You would need to find a smaller community site for that, but the trouble is they're so fragile you could lose it overnight.

So this helper guy just gets up at noon and plays vidya and listens to choons. Seems like a pretty chill guy despite some of the hate he gets from others on here.

t. relative newfag

>>82150211
Shut your woke arse up lad why are you even watching that shite you know exactly what they wanted to achieve with tit

>>82149809
Mine gives blowjobs, but does this really annoying thing where she basically talks the entire way through. Just about her day and stuff, about anything really. She probably spends only about 5-10% of the time sucking, then spends the rest just talking while lazily stroking me. It's really lame but not sure how I can talk to her about it without it upsetting her.
>Hey, I'd really rather you stopped talking and actually sucked me, that's sort of the point of a blowjob.
I literally get bored during them.

>>82150219
Goes out sometimes to watch footie in the pub and that. It's a comfy life, almost Hobbit-esque.

>>82150215
Well with Quake you kind of have to hold the right trigger down to a point and then push it further when you want to shoot. I'm getting used to it but I can turn it off at the console level if needed. It sort of means your finger is always pressed down halfway ready to push it the full way. Hard to explain.

>>82150229
Why do I find that more exciting that porn-tier blowjobs? Just casually talking about work in between mouthfuls of my knob and precum. Probably worse in reality than my fantasy

>>82150126
>I hated all the tryhards building big towers when I tried it years ago.
it's this really boring pattern they all did too, Zs stacked on top of each other, literally ZZZ because it put you to sleep

yeah it was quick and they had just bound the keys to their mouse, do some flips, get up the tower. but it reminds me of that old Half Life 2 fort mod where they'd just build walls inside walls and that, one-way ramps, and it's like, "could we have a gentleman's agreement NOT to do this?"

not saying you need to build a four-bedroom fort with an ensuite and a lovely patio, but what you ARE building is random floating platforms. boring fucker.

>>82150219
HHL has always been a sound lad when he's sober. Now drunk HHL... that's another story.

>>82150233
You wouldn't catch Frodo unable to get it up with a prossie and letting Sam bang her instead.

>>82150247
That's weird yea. Kinda reminds me of MGS where you hold down Square to aim and then press harder to shoot. Doesn't really fit a game like Quake

HHL has a longer neck than most people

>>82150252
It's way worse in reality. It might be something sexy if the woman sucking you is some dumb plastic bimbo and it's sort of hot to see the contrast between sucking cock and talking about her day and stuff, but that's not what's going on. She literally just talks and talks and talks about nothing and all the while isn't sucking me off. It's boring, it's not physically or sexually gratifying. I want her to suck me.

>>82150228
>why are you even watching that shite
because i like police procedural type stuff, i heard good reviews, and it had a couple of actors i liked (Faye Marsay, corrr). hell even the lil kid was a pretty good actor, have to give him that.

only saw the first two episodes because i didn't care about the resolution of the case. the fake-one-take thing was really irritating. and there was even continuity errors with that gimmick: e.g. leaving school early, then all of a sudden, schoolkids at the end of the day everywhere (sure hope someone got fired for that blunder)

fact is, if it was a one-off episode of The Bill or something, maybe people would go "oh yeah, that one was OK."

>>82150262
Yeah in the old GTAs the drive button (X) was adaptive too. The harder you pushed it in the faster you'd go. Kind of annoying looking back as there was no way to turn it off and doesn't work well like the fancy PS5 triggers with mechanical parts.
Made me laugh in Baldur's Gate they were using adaptive triggers JUST for opening a fucking menu.

>>82148464
Kek it true it true
t. I be goint2post office nd its always jst me (a unemployed dosser w no job) nd pensioners

>>82150216
I've tried to get in on smaller groups, and people just don't want to know you.

>>82150126

>Welper do you not get bored of Fortnite?

No more than I do on other games, at least Fortnite gets constantly updated so there's always something new to try out.

>Do you play the building or non building mode?

I'm zero-build only me. Can't get away with the build mode, this next generation fo autistic kids and no-life sweats can build entire fucking buildings in the blink of an eye nowadays, ain't no competing with that de lid. Right now, I'm mostly grinding Ranked Reload because I'm trying to finish the ranked quests. Once that's done I'll mostly just play OG Zero-Build.

>>82150319
I imagine you have a nice collection of gooner skins at this point. What's your favourite?

>>82150219
>despite some of the hate he gets from others on here.
some seethies can't stand such levels of comfiness

>>82150261
have to wonder about this. before the internet, a lot of internet stuff just happened in meatspace, didn't it?
like did you ever read the book Only Fools and Horses, where George and Lenny leave their wageslave farm and go into town? all the lads just visiting a whorehouse.
me? i'd say that's a bit gay. even if it's heterosexual sex with ladies. all the blokes, off to the brothel. like watching porn together.
you fucking know i'm right.

>>82150319
what's your winrate deladdo?

>>82150341
Think it was normal for all the lads to go to the brothel together, especially in the 1800s in America. Pretty sure brothels were legal then but could be wrong. Usually mining towns had them for all the lads.

i'm assuming that, in Hobbiton, Frodo (rich) bought Samwise a prostitute for ONE of his birthdays.
maybe when he turned 50, whatever the Hobbit equivalent of 16 is.

I'll probably get that Battlefield 6 me. I just hope they've gone all in on destructible environment. I want entire maps to be levelled by the end of a game. That's what made BF3 so fun for me.

>ps2 had pressure sensitive face buttons
how did I never notice this?
also who remembers the ps3 at launch NOT having vibration, those sixaxis controllers felt weird as fuck

>>82150352
probably comfy in the context of the time, really. like having a go on the PlayStation together.
but as a group activity, to my modern mind there's just something homosex about it. shame, no shame, you should be slinking off to that brothel on your tod

>>82150335
>I imagine you have a nice collection of gooner skins at this point. What's your favourite?

Gwenpool.

>>82150344

No idea de lid. I probably get at least 1-2 wins every 10 games or so. Blitz Royale is easy af for wins as it's mostly bots.

>>82149603
I'm waiting for them to meet in Austin and both go on the Joe Rogan Experience

>>82150359
corrr remember 'Red Faction'?
"mate i'm going to shoot you with this sniper rifle"
"nah you can't there's a wall in the way"

remember all the videos showing off physics in Half-Life 2, fucking knocking over signs and that, WHAT. naively thought that was going to be every single piece of geometry in the game ;__; (was still really cool, especially the gravity gun)

HHL has a smaller penis than most men

>making up age equivalencies to get his nonce fantasies in

Me circa 2010 playing Bad Company 2 after school with the lads on Xbox 360 whilst munching on a tube of Pringles and drinking a litre bottle of Boost Energy.

>>82150399
why are you thinking about other mens dicks?

>>82150403
the books actually go on about this lad. Hobbits live centuries or whatever so their milestones are different, they celebrate weird birthdays like 45 = coming of age, 111 = cool digits, etc.

>>82150418
Yea, yea we got it lad.. hobbits fuck each other at age 8 and everyone's having a great time woopty-doo enjoy the gooning.

fact is, if your dad wasn't disappointed in you still being a virgin at 15 and drunkenly offered to "sort you out" with a prozzie, that's because you had a terrible dad.

>>82150424
no it's the inverse of that 8-year-old hobbits are foetuses you SICK FUCK

>>82150429
Sexualising foetuses now lad hand yourself in to police will ya

Rejection and disappointment is simply a part of life. No point stressing over it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am7kr_lLbsw

>>82150449
>Rejection and disappointment is simply a part of life.
Not for me

>>82150449
True de lid. Here's a vid explaining it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP1YOeNnZac

>>82150386

>'Red Faction

Aye. What a fucking game that was. I used to use the rocket launcher to make tunnels and shit. Was fun af.

Utterly baffling to me how normies talk about affairs. It's like they have absolutely zero agency. The affairs are things that 'just happen' when two people are in proximity. They can't help themselves, they can't stop it, the affair just... happens.

It's so absurd to me. Just don't cheat, that's all you have to do, literally it requires you to do nothing. If you want to be in a relationship with someone else then end your current one. Just mental.

>>82150473
Have you ever been in a long term relationship?

>>82150477
Obviously not lad

>>82150473
Well they know that's not true, but they find it difficult to articulate what actually happened.
Or in some cases the person just doesn't want to hear it. If you're confessing to an affair, then your partner probably doesn't need to hear that you had been daydreaming about your coworker's tits all month and finally got to slobber all over them.

beige food with mayo

Bit hot today. I seriously resent working. I should have been at the beach today or something.

>>82150508
claim PIP for being gay

literally don't understand how people ever get in relationships or even have friends really.

>>82150496
three different kinds of breaded chicken products

Coorrrr, final stretch of the working day and have spent a solid 80-90% of it wanking.

>>82148651
Old people are often the most bitterest in society. No wonder most of them vote Tory.

>>82150449
>have rejection sensitivity dysphoric disorder, a real condition (not just being a thin-skinned little seether)
>outright get REJECTED by ladies in bars/clubs in the way all the scared men on the internet are terrified of
>it's absolutely nothing after 20+ years of fear

kind of cute that a lot of men share this, honestly. nothing is going to actually happen, you're going to go "oh right, well, have a good night," maybe feel a bit stung but also glad you had the nerve to try.
sometimes think there's something wrong in our brains. like some mad computer glitch. we get scared of bees/wasps (makes sense), people variously get scared of spiders (not really any danger here), but does ANYONE have the same mechanism for bluebottles? "oh fuck a fly"?

>>82150524
Same here but watching youtube series. Might have a nap until 4 then log off.

>>82150554
Well it used to be that women would gesture for you to come over if she fancied you, so men had a better success rate, which meant it was less scary.
Women don't do that at all now, so when men approach it has a way lower chance to work, and it's rightly seen as scarier to do.

>>82150563
In fact yes that's what I'm going to do. Back in 30 my nibbas.

>>82150554
Alcohol fixes this. Think I'd be a permaKHHV if it wasn't for the power of talking absolute rubbish when drunk.

>>82150590
being gay is kind of cheating, though

>>82150620
With women, too, even. However, while it may be "easier" in the sense of online hookups, I don't think it's all that different irl. Still have the same anxieties and social awkwardness.

>>82150577
>when men approach it has a way lower chance to work, and it's rightly seen as scarier to do.
i mean if you're an anxious person (as these men worrying about this probably are) this applies to so many facets of life
i know there can be very real life-ruining consequences with false accusations and that, but if you take off your Phobia Hat and put on your fedora.jpg Rational Hat, how's that going to come about in such a short-term/casual situation?

crackheads, drunks, and homeless people have approached you at random. might have been scary. you're still here.

>>82150630
maybe the women can tell you're gay so they never registered you as any sort of threat?
not claiming to be a womanthropologist, just throwing out ideas.

>>82150657
Some get that sense yes but I think I mostly go under the radar on that. Even had a girl pine after me even when she knew. But I think she was just a bit bored and likes the attention.

Do people here who have never worked plan on doing this forever? I don't see how it's feasible. Can you see yourself still here in your 40s? Not sure how I feel about it and over the past few days I've had somewhat of a sudden realisation on how bad it is.

big happenings in washington dc atm, trump literally installing himself as a dictator, wonder what HHL thinks of all this

>>82150691
All smoke and mirrors to distract people from finding out that he is in the Epstine files.

>>82150671
>Even had a girl pine after me even when she knew.
whatever the reality, that's weirdly sweet. i like my conflicted romances, love triangles (Macross and that) and wot-if-it's-a-gay (or part-gay) is an interesting one. maybe it's Problematique(TM) in fiction now, but it must happen all the time IRL. fancy a lad, he's actually gay. fancy a lass, she's actually a lesbian.

brb making gay friend and asking them for stories

Tried to cut my own hair but it looks shit

>>82150728
It wasn't much of a love triangle. More just she fancied me a bit and thought it was funny. Crazy anyway. Glad that that whole thing ended.

>>82150730
what did you go for?
bought clippers ages ago, how hard can a basic short-back-and-sides be? PRETTY FUCKING HARD and you do kind of need a friend to help with the back anyway.

got them out again during lockdown and just ended up buzzing my hair with a longer guard. and even then, it wasn't shaped around the back, ears, etc.

it's a trade for a reason ;_; takes skill/feeling-it-out, doesn't it? maybe i could git gud after 20+ goes, or i could just go to some college and get it done for free by a 17-year-old

Might get that Date Everything game.

>>82150589
Delivery wog woke me up after 20 minutes SAKE

>>82150462
QRD? I like the stoics approach is basically the same

>>82150761
I've seen that advertised EVERYWHERE which usually means it must be shite but happy to be told I'm wrong

>>82150749
;__; did she at least like you for you, on some level? whatever the reality was

i mean unless she pure invented some fictional version of you in your head, it's gotta be SOME kind of flattering/ego boost thing. NOT saying you're a narcissist or any of that: your "Harumph." tone comes off more like you have genuine problems and probably a sense of humour about it (i mean you COULD be a narcissist i dunno, we are all somewhere on that dog-cat spectrum)

>>82150836
I have no idea. I mean given the way she went on she must have been into me on some level. But she had a bf and was already cheating on him anyway so I think she was just kinda enjoying herself. Was sort of non-serious. Not like I shagged her anyway, probably could have done thoughever.

>>82150787
>QRD?
Ultimantely you need to decide you should stop existing on the sidelines of life and put yourself out there and experience life, even if it's painful and stressful

an episode of /britfeel/ where HelperLad drunkenly sets the warp drive to a parallel universe, and meets the not-evil HelperLad who made all the right choices in life.

>>82150856
every shot you don't take is a miss

how do i get nurses to stop taking blood from the meaty green veins on my knuckles, and instead draw blood from the (harder to find, i'll admit) veins inside my elbow?
i know the obvious thing is "just ask/tell them." i do. you know what nurses are like.

Urgently need to eat something but too lazy to cook

>>82150976
takeaway off one of them apps? treat yourself, it Monday

>>82148369
I tried lad. Just way too hot. Had 115 deliveries and 3 collections. One of the collections was huge, had to go back for it at the end of the day, the woman was proper funny with me when I said I'd have to come back. Loads of them didn't answer the door either, and the car was rammed so it was difficult to find some. One bloke had 3 parcels, took ages to find the third one, he came out and offered me a drink, I had a drink but should have accepted because the drink I had wasn't enough. A couple of people were quite rude as well, basically slammed the door on me. Had one message saying they couldn't find the parcel, trying to pull a fast one because I delivered it, put it behind their bins because they weren't in, I did accidentally click household, the bossman said the message could have just been the system picking up on that, and in the future to make sure the household ones always have a person in the image. Got some choccy milk at the last drop to the post office.

>>82150995
I hate the interaction with the delivery dude, literally gives me a panic attack when i see him arriving on the app

Google Drive Can Barely handle uploading 600 files at once. What the fuck?

>>82150976
Eat something that doesn't need cooking.

A couple of people in flats had their parcels put in the bin because I couldn't see how to get in the flats, the maps sent me round the back which I thought was the regular entrance, tried phoning one of them but they hadn't even got their number on properly, started 0447 so the rest of the numbers were cut off. Sorry mate but you shouldn't live in a weird flat.

>>82151075
>parcels in the bin
Are you fucking retarded, lad? You need sacked.

>>82151028
Sounds like a tough day pal. Enjoy that choccy millk and hopefully you've got someone to cook you a solid dinner.

>>82151108
Not my fault they live in a weird flat that you can't get in, they'd only moan if it wasn't delivered, no where else to put it
>>82151116
No one to cook me dinner and I've got fuck all food in desu

A couple of people in flats had their parcels put in the bin because I couldn't see how to get in the flats, the maps sent me round the back which I thought was the regular entrance, tried phoning one of them but they hadn't even got their number on properly, started 0447 so the rest of the numbers were cut off. Sorry mate but you shouldn't live in a weird flat.

>mongboy.png

Kinell Trump doesn't half ramble about a load of shite.

>>82151060
same usually, to be frank. got ANYTHING in?
my trick:
1. quick bowl of dry oats
2. shower (if possible)
3. diazepam
4. wait 30 mins

sucks on an empty stomach but sometimes the difference between pure anxiety/agoraphobia/whatever and "hi mate :D thanks 4 da food hahaha have a good 1 :)))" is night and day. just takes some porridge + pills, and at the end of the day you get your food

I mean I saw later on when I went to another of the same type block that there should have been a front but desu I have no idea where the front of those 2 blocks is. They were boxes anyway and their bins weren't too messy so it's not that bad

One particular Amazon driver sends an automated message about locking dogs away. Fuck off mong.

>>82151125
SO you threw this parcels in the trash?

>>82151153
muslims dont like dogs

>>82151153
Just lock your dogs away. Someone on the group chat got bit the other day and we have to report any dog bites to the police. You'll only moan when the coppers force you to have your dog put down. Could be a kid next time and that

>>82151168
When I get the text I specifically let my dogs into the hallway to scare the cunts.

>>82151171
Fuck up mong my door doesn't even have a letterbox. I have an external letterbox and parcel box so the postie can do one.

>>82151183
If you've got a parcel box then it's not a problem is it you mong. Don't be rude to delivery drivers, not saying there's a shit list but don't be surprised if you find yourself on it and wonder why your parcels never get delivered.

>>82151125
i am in exactly this situation and 1. fuck you but 2. i understand.

have written the instructions as clearly as possible, Royal Mail posties get it, chatted with them, they know the area. but random delivery drivers? not a chance.

anxiety through the roof, jittery af

>>82151197
Well it's harmless to give them a scare with barking isn't it? Just a fun little prank. No danger.

Deliveroo has a very sensible thing where you put your address but you can also PLACE the map pin on Google Maps. if drivers are using that anyway, saves me awkwardly having to type to go round the back but there are no door numbers it's the last white door on the left as you pull in but there are no buzzers so please ring me and-...

just put the little dropper in the corner, don't i? then that's where they go.

>>82151205
There were no instructions lad. Maps sent me round the back but I didn't know it was the back because I had come from the other way. Wasn't until I had one over the road that I even realised the flats had a front. The other one was the same, I hadn't been to the main road at that point. The app has Google Maps on it that's supposed to tell us exactly where it is and even that was saying I was in the right place.
>>82151225
Not really. It's mean

mind you props to whichever of my neighbours has a yellow van and leaves it parked right by the door 90% of the time.

>it's the door by the yellow van.
shit myself he'll drive off in it if i place any sort of delivery order (it's not exactly a permanent fixture, a van) but you see that van and you know it's that door. assuming a decent grasp of English (not sure what people in multilingual societies do)

This is all I saw for the other one, I did see the balcony but it didn't look like there was any way round and I didn't know there was even a door on that side, like sometimes buildings just have the balconys or whatever and no door on the other side

>>82151213
Same. For some reason I'm worried about where I will live when I'm older and mam has passed away. Cant get it out of my head it's like a rat running around on a wheel. No future for me, no hope. Running out of options and time.

>>82151255
yeah fair enough. i am in a really similar situation, my block of flats is like that, i CAN put "it's the ____ Road entrance" but it's not quite: it's diagonally adjacent to the road like in the second picture there, with a small car park. and that's the 'front' entrance but then the buzzers are INSIDE this number-less, anonymous door (property managers even LOCKED the fucker until i repeatedly complained, which is insane).

so yeah 'go round the BACK car park' but i 100% understand how that's ambiguous and i end up just running downstairs back and forth through the flat until i hear a car coming. if it's something like Uber Eats then tbf some accounts do not put their real car makes/reg plates, and i say that one's on them.

i get your pain. but also living IN an awkward flat, it's not as simple as <no.> <street name> and i fucking wish it was. i've HONED the short paragraph i get to make it as easy as possible, but it'll never work 100%, and i'm going insane ;___; (throw my parcel in a bush or leave it on a random step around the corner, i HAVE found these)

fuck it, having a few jars now

no right to feel anxious if you have booze in, IMO

Chicken and rice and sauce kinda night
Anything else is too much effort

>>82151135
Just watched that presser. I'd love to have him as our PM. Can you imagine Starmer in a room like that? He'd absolutely crumble.

>>82151305
I feel bad desu but I tried the little cupboards first and everything, they were locked though, the bins weren't messy so I figured it was ok. Doing my best, I was already running late from having to find some out because I had so many. Personally I'd rather just have the parcel than have to wait another day anyway

>>82151351
That's what I had yesterday + some bacon rashers to spice it up. Can recommend.

>>82151356
Trump in the Commons would be K-I-N-O.

>>82151365
Corrr. Lovely lazy sorta mealington is it not.

Eye got that heaven scent in the machine

Eye ws that confused when the guy said if u buy 2 you get 3rd one fr free dont spring weird promotions on me when am already anxious

Somehow i jst got a strong sense of my grannys perfume frm 20 years ago.Lioke a poltergeist

>>82151491
Had that a few times throughout life. It's a very strange feeling. Has to be something to do with the subconscious part of the brain remembering something randomly.

>>82151364
>I'd rather just have the parcel than have to wait another day anyway
yeah i agree with this, and the driver's there anyway, nothing worse than 'failed delivery' when you know the driver was right there (yous do just want to deliver the parcels, obviously, i don't get when people make it out to be some slight against them)

communal bins now, but in my old flat i actually got a laugh when it ended up in the recycling bin or summat. have (unfortunately) had neighbours i've trusted less, if it was just left with them.

Gotta laugh at the idiotbox sometimes.
>"Major" news story
>Followed by "air museum "celebrates'"it's" "40th birthday""
Lmfao. Absurd.

>>82151533
I have to take a picture to fail the delivery anyway, and then it's just got to go on the next days route which I might not even have, like the unit shuts at 11 I have to take it back the next day but that route could end up going out before my time to pick up on the next day, they could end up waiting 2 or 3 days for it to be delivered again. The bins were numbered and that so I think it's all good
> had neighbours i've trusted less
One yesterday I think it was had a sign in the window saying DO NOT DELIVER TO <number> which was the next door neighbour

worst was a graphics card, label just slapped on the box instead of in a parcel/wrapping, Amazon said it was left at no. 18 because i was at no. 17.
there WASN'T a no. 18: the weird way the street has been split into flats, it just skipped numbers, would go from 11A, 11B, 11C to 16, that type of thing. luckily i saw it in random neighbour's porch window a few doors up, which was arguably "next door" building-wise but not numerically or door-wise.

sweet old lady just goes "eee i wondered what that was, here you go" but fuckin hell, i would NOT have gotten that graphics card in most of the places i've lived ;__;

>>82150761
Any incest in it?

I did have a urge to have few bevvies as well which was because Of I smelt beer outside That was really pleasant even though it normally isnt thta pleasant.Nd jst something made me think I need that today.But ave got other things i alreadyplanned this evening so i cant.Ave got the mint baileys as well.Nd regular baileys.ANother day though.

>>82151573
>a sign in the window saying DO NOT DELIVER TO <number> which was the next door neighbour
seen these in a few places and they crack me up. you have to wonder what beef happened there.

>>82151666
>666
>six of crows
>resist the temptation

Ok lads which one of you posted this in wops new video.

I need an haircut.
I need an haircut don't I? Need an haircut.

>>82151692
doesn't matter who posted it, does it? could have been any one of us. not a crime.

>>82151324
Stopped drinking two days ago, need to stay strong but it difficult x

i don't give a stuff
that's the problem
i see a flipping copper and i don't dodge them

chubby balding gay man with a hairy back needs a haircut

>>82151780
>hairy back
Can't believe that a man has a hairy back. Just what is he like. Balding too? As a man who is getting older? Unfathomable

>>82151795
Do you have a hairy back?

back from my weekend cycling around Isle of Wight and it was lush. lovely weather for it n aw.

>>82151820
Nah, but it's certainly common

>>82151759
could that be a reason for the heightened anxiety lad?
tried to independently give up drinking dozens of times, first day was hell, second day was hell. not sure if i ever made it to day #3.

but then an actual medical detox, as stubborn as i'd been, was fucking great. still rough coming off the booze but they had me doped up on diazepam and injected my bum with multivitamins. once you're through the worst of it, it's such a high. doesn't last forever but it's like the inverse of whatever depletion you're going through now, life's just all bright and that, on NO substances.

stick it out for that. this stuff always sounds impossible/ridiculous/couldn't-be-you but it was one of the best weeks of my life. PLEASE EXPERIENCE IT, ANON

Chicken jalfrezi curry for din dins. Oh aye.

never really had back hair, now i do.
but more worrying is the new moles. do YOU have a instinctive understanding of where all your moles/freckles are? well, one day you'll wake up, and that feeling/knowledge is outdated.

>>82151795
He's projecting. Full head of raggy mop-tier hair at the moment. Smooth back. In his weird mind this is bragging, so of course, I must be lying, apparently. Never has the bar been so low.

>>82151822
My stpdad wants to go on abreak there
My mmy worked in guernsey in her early 20s
Ave never been to any of these DLC islands before

>>82151876
you got rice AND chips?

>>82151876
Lovingly microwaved by a Nigerian nurse, no doubt.

>>82151896
Why not? You a woman who falls for fad "le carbs bad" meme?

>>82151924
one type of carbs per meal is the unwritten rule

When mum dies she is going to put me in a care home. I said I'm not that much of a spacker to be put in a care home and she said I am, I'm quite offended. I will rope by then anyway don't see why I have to stay alive for her when she has caused all this in the first place. All I wanted was a home to live in now that has long gone.

>>82151894
parts of it were very nice. this is Yarmouth which was the nicest town we stayed in by far. if the weather is good then you can't go too far wrong. I cycled around Jersey last year and that was also lush. don't fink I've been to Guernsey

>>82151896

Why not. We all wungry in life x

Nothing wrong with carbs. It's the sneedage and other additives that are the problem. Uhhhh but don't take my word for it.

Only fat people need to care about carbs. I couldn't give a fuck as I never gain weight no matter how much I eat. Stay mad fatties lmao x

>>82151961
I wonder if u can get amazon prime on Isle of man. Probably not

>>82151942
this. it's TOO much. not a meme, not even a health thing (i prefer brown/wholewheat carbs taste-wise, just luck of the draw)

i COULD eat chip butties all day. but it's never going to be particularly tasty or satisfying, whereas curries are lush. arguably a waste of the curry. throw veggies in there, sauce could be a delivery system for veggies (which ARE shit, but healthy)

had a phall at 4am the other night, mostly because the local tandoori was the only place open at that time.
and tobequitehonest part of the reason i wanted it was for the laxative effects. did the trick after days of being constipated.

it was extremely painful for me, but on balance i'd rather have opiates and curries. they're both just nice, aren't they?

used to eat everything with bread when was little and very poor. potatoes with bread, rice with bread, etc.

i know everyone hates "alternative medicine" (some very intelligent people on Reddit.com) but for both mental and physical health i think the truth lies somewhere in the middle

have your big pharma tramadols. have food enriched with spice-plants to clear up the bowels. took the NHS embarrassingly long to tuck their tail between their legs and say meditation might actually be a good thing and not New Age bullshite (of course it is, learn to meditate if you can)

worried about that lad who went to his friends manor to discuss a matter of importance and hasn't been seen since. did he fail the riddles and get turned to stone? did the driverless carriage fall over a cliff?

if ye do not wish to turn to stone,
then answer me this question one

Walfrezi curry has been necked. Corr it lush.

about to make some pesto me. have it with pasta and burrata.

*googles to see what 'burrata' is and whether it's a carb*

>>82152133
But I already am stoned.

>>82152144
Just made a massive chilli for myself and the parents with tagliatelle and garlic bread.

The king wee eat what he wants. Pipe down x

>>82152198
What you on about little lad?

a driver-less carriage, some ghoul or spectre?
--or perhaps a Tesla, powered by electr(ic)?

>>82152198
i am not judging
i merely have questions
(if the questions happen to be judgemental, that's a coincidence)

>>82152198

Based HHL loyalist x

my din-dins? parmarinaded grilled chicken breast, boiled in peri peri sauce, with a side of burnt sweet potato fries and wilted mixed leaf salad.

Bit of vidya in bed on that PlayStation Portal after my shower I reckon. It lush.

Gaiz i want to get paramount+ again but i want to get disney+ again as well Theres too many of these things now i guess.Every time i cancel 1 i want it again.Theres too many subscriptions now innit.Lol paramount is a subscription within a subscription.Between this n Oxcom its no wonder ppl just pirate stuff

https://youtu.be/kgw4IPX9g4A

Quick, the ice cream van is here de lids. My Apu already got his double dipped hundreds and thousands vanilla cone. He deserves a treat, lid brought in almost 80 quid on the QMEE's last week. The frog will bring back some if you want anything?

I can torrent things on my laptop but wiv streaming its on my telly thru my playstation "it just works"

tfw my Waramount+ subscription is included with my current mobile contract. It on for free x

>>82152287
just a 99 with monkey's blood, please.

>>82152272
Sometimes i see a piccy frm zelda that gives me a urge to go back n complete breath of the wild but i never do,,,I find it quite intimidating at this point then again ave also never completed main story in Skyrim n ave got thousands of hours there too so maybe thats not the point of those games Dont think i finished witcher 3 either
>>82152298
Oh yeah 3 network had that as well i fink

>>82152314
It's hundreds of hours to 100 percent. Korok seeds included anyway. Yeah it's kinda a bit much I guess.
>Never finished Witcher 3
Corrr you missed some serious kino.

Need a good open world game where I can create a female character to dress up too.

Gay Jewish guy squeezed my ass when i was walking off the bus, I broke my finger and his collarbone. Bus driver called the police, I gave a statement they took us both to hospital my finger is set and the guy has been arrested.

how's hhl able to get so many perks

>>82152328
Fr some reason i thought Triss was the cutest visually But i really pictured her having an english voice before i played the game nd it killed it for me a bit when shes american, still cute though

Jst want a pal to play on my wii x

To be honest though I have a really poor memory of witcher 3 possibly i finished it but am not sure,,I really liked it though played fr hours,,But that woulde been 2015 I guess nd i was frankly drinking a lot of kahlua + vodka as well but it was a great game

>>82152367
Yeah her voice is a bit off maybe but she is best girl. A shame that Yennefer is le canon choice based on the books.

>>82152346
Artificial Academy 2 or Custom Maid 3D

for all the hentai perv shit i dunno, was just more fun just making characters and wandering around (wish there was more to do, and i'm guessing people have modded these games to death)

can't get new pals when youre mid 30s

Lovely bit of salmon from the hairfryer

>>82152424
Strangers r just friends you havent made yet x

>>82152366
Wagies pay for him x

>>82152442
Stinks out the whole airfryer in 5 minutes

New Sidemen video in Europe on a Monday when the mrs is out what a TREAT

Can you solo those Monster Hunter games? They're on pretty decent discount rn.

Completed cyberpunk again, was my second run on very hard
Not sure what to play next, I have diablo 4, elden ring and gta 5 on disc, and I've got the playstation plus thing
Diablo 4 is just really boring, probably because I've played so much of 3, and neither of them are anything like 1 and 2
Gta is boring too, and I just can't get into the combat on elden ring, like I get in theory that you have to fuck about rolling and running round the back of the bosses or whatever but it always seems really laggy and doesn't work for me in practice

>>82152445
Friends are enemies you haven't pissed off yet

Woah, are you watching season 2 of Wednesday series?
Agnes DeMille makes my tiddler go big, she is a cute!

>>82152545
just aim to not live past 40. you can go five years without ruining your friendships, you KNOW you can

>>82152542
>Completed cyberpunk again, was my second run on very hard
>Not sure what to play next, I have diablo 4, elden ring and gta 5 on disc, and I've got the playstation plus thing
>Diablo 4 is just really boring, probably because I've played so much of 3, and neither of them are anything like 1 and 2
>Gta is boring too, and I just can't get into the combat on elden ring, like I get in theory that you have to fuck about rolling and running round the back of the bosses or whatever but it always seems really laggy and doesn't work for me in practice
Have sex

>>82152542
Just back to Cyberpunk if you don't mind laddo. What sort of RAM/Graphics card are you using to run that? I've got 8GB ram and the GTX1660-ti and I've been holding off playing it (even though I bought it in a sale months ago) until I get a better PC but maybe I can just give it a go now?

>>82152542
Play Nier Automata. In fact, I should play this again. But only so many hours in a day.

i have now googled "agnes demille actress age" and now I'M on a list

thanks, twat

>>82152557
dirty dirty nonce kys

Me? I save all of crosslid's cute cat reaction pics x

>>82152445
crossy, would you join hhl at flamingo land?

>>82152584
dumb mong with tiny penis

>>82152571
People often tell me 'you're definitely on a register' but as far as I know I'm not. I don't even know how you'd register for whatever this register is meant to be. Boggles the mind.

funniest one is Keira Knightley in Love Actually
i mean people can just get married even at 16, they have weddings, that's fine
also they're actors/actresses playing roles, could even be different ages

but in the film it's all so SERIOUS like "whoa i'm going through with the wedding and there's this other guy am i making the right decision" i dunno mate give it like 2-3 years at least, it's the noughties you can still fug

>Lollers is barred from accessing the register

why am i not surprised?

DVDmong whats your opinion of 8k? Gimmick or the future?

>>82152584
i've noticed you post a couple and they crack me up, honestly
like where's he getting these?

i found these ones from a google image search and it's this lady's "memes account" of her dog and the captions rarely even connect to the dog's expression, it's funny in a way i can't explain.

>>82152601
Ngl I'd smash Keira Knightley if she was my mum. I'd dick her down for the entire 9 months of pregnancy until the point of biological superinception with like 6 babies being inside her all at different terms. I don't give a fuck. I'd demolish that cunt until it's horizontal. I'd lick those titties until the nipples are scrubbed off. I want to fuck her mouth at 6,000rpm. Fuck she's hot.

>>82152584
Hehehe its lush x

>>82152561
PS5 lad. I hate using keyboard and mouse for games, I initially bought it to get off the computer because at the time I was on it for about 16 hours a day with work
>>82152565
Ok yeah I wondered what that 2B character was from, maybe, looks alright I guess, I'll see if it's included with the ps plus thing

>>82152601
She got her tits out underage in The Hole and I've wanked to it plenty of times. All perfectly legal. Same with Thora Birch in American Beauty. So get in there de lid.

>>82152622
not dvdmong, but its a bit of gimmick. need to sit very close or a very large screen to notice the difference

>>82152622
It's a gimmick mate. 4K is already pushing what the naked eye can see and anything higher is diminishing returns.

>>82152656
>>82152663

It just so woverly <3 x

>>82152660
very suspicious use of two 6s and one 9 (the upside-down aka satanic) 6

crossy's got all them best reaction piccys x

>>82152565
That was a good 1
Some other open world games i liked
Sleeping dogs
Fallout new vegas+fallout 3
Ummmmm..................arkham city
ASsasins creed...any of them.......ave not played that many desu

Im currently replaying Witcher 3.
Couldn't remember much about it but enjoyed it more than I did first time round. Harder difficulty actually makes you engage with the combat options. Ie potions and oils etc. On easy you can just breeze through everything and it's boring.
Also been enjoying Gwent

>>82152565
Great game but can be a bit tedious to get the full play through. Totally worth it though.

When did British rock music die lads? I reckon Arctic Monkeys and The Libertines were the last great British rock bands.

32c tomorrow coor blimey bit hot that

>>82152753
Can't be arsed for it one bit de lad. Might sit in the fridge all day.

>>82152752
Gunna see stereophonics later this year. Haven't been that into their last couple albums but still love their catalogue

>>82152729
Yeah it's best on Death March difficulty. However once you get good enough, even that doesn't reallyyyy require preparing for fights all that much later in the game. I always play every game of Gwent possible every playthrough now. It satisfying. Spycardmaxxing corrrr. Sorta a shame that Northern Realms is more boring but overall the strongest deck. Monster is more fun. Corrrrrr what a game.
>>82152744
Makes me laugh, and slightly seethe, when I discover people just. Play ending A. Then stop. It's not even close to over... CORRR just now remember the absolute kino that is having to replay again to get Ending E by completing C and D. Kino. Bravo, bravo.

>>82152752
Been blasting The Libertines debut album for weeks now and it's such a fucking banger.
https://youtu.be/Wwx08eGJ4Y4?si=pFkSPppBr57XysEH

I was in year 7 in 2007. I remember the tail end of the emo era. I saw kids with black hair and weird clothes. Teenage girl with a dummy in her mouth hanging around with her emo friends outside McDonalds. I thought they looked gorgeous.

Emo died out as 2010 approached.

>>82152787
One of my favourite songs of theirs. That, Narcissist and DLBITS.

>>82152783
Is there anything new in subsequent playthroughs or is it just tedious?

quite liked that game A Short Hike
just a very pleasant little game

Why did rock music stop being popular with the youth?

>>82152834
My lad (11) said the old Arctic Monkeys songs are popular with him and his friends. Asked me to listen to the Whatever People Say I Am.. album with him the other day. Maybe it's making a comeback.

Emo was the last white subculture

>>82152796
emos & scene kids were such a 2000s thing, i know people will argue they originated before and died out afterwards, but 2000-2009 is such a good cut-off point
i mean by 2010 everyone had fully switched from MySpace to Facebook, there were Bluetooth speakers instead of iPod docks, the 2010s have ZERO cultural identity and i feel sorry for anyone who was a teenager then.

I want to know if Nier Automata is actually good and worthwhile before shelling out 30 quid for it.

>>82152809
Well from what I remember
Route A - 2B
Route B - 9S
Then you play as both alternating until you get the first of Ending C or D. I think you then redo path A and B in order to complete the other ending (C if you chose D, D if you chose C). Then it converges to the final ending. However I may be wrong, maybe with savescumming you can skip that, I forget. Either way the main story isn't even that long I didn't find it too tedious. And by then you will be OP.

Scott Pilgrim (the film) was to the end of the 2000s what Spaced was to the end of the 90s.

>>82152900
Yes it's kino it's based it's my favourite game go play it. Okay Witcher 3 is my favourite. Then maybe RDR2. STILL it's good. Corrr.

>>82152917
Rewatched this in 4K Dolby Vision this year and the multiple waifus looked LUSH.
>>82152921
Can't believe it's still 35 quid after all these years.

>>82152560
Imagine you put that many hours into irl you'd be multimillionaire

>>82152929
>Rewatched this in 4K Dolby Vision this year and the multiple waifus looked LUSH.
it's just a really fun and flashy film. i know any da yoof/pop culture stuff risks being ~cringy~ but by jove that Edgar Wright lad knows what he's doing

was like some ideal 2000s archetypes, anyway. guy? plays his PlayStation, bit of a slacker, in a band or something. girl? dyed hair, probably likes Elfen Lied, maybe eats sweets (but is slim)
it's what we all wanted, deep down

Garn in that shower now. It good to keep fresh and clean in life. Good for mental health too x

Gonna wait until Nier Automata goes down to 13 quid on sale again. Seems to all the time on PSN.

>>82152962
Yeah it's on sale a lot I think. Surprised it's not part of the PS plus catalogue desu.

maybe something we don't realise in hindsight is a lot of cringy stuff wasn't at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR3YsEn_jiY
them 4chan kids? all BPD whores and autistic spergs, aren't they? probably posting things like "shoop da whoopz!!! ftw" but that was just the style at the time.

even the more outright awkward ones like teen werewolves, "teh foam adventure :3", Invader Zim, ANY OF THAT, they were having fun. i'm kind of convinced the worst thing kids could be is all cynical or irony poisoned (which is a good term).
you can say it's shitposting, but we all know it's the same shit you've just added a built-in irony shield.

literally FUCK ALL to play
modern gaming is a shitshow

this is the rhythm of the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnT58cIJSpw

>>82152867
> 2010s have ZERO cultural identity and i feel sorry for anyone who was a teenager then.

I unironically think that the lack of good 2010s rock music based subcultures is the fucking reason behind the rise of wokeness, transgenderism, incels and the alt right.

Before 2010, if you were a weird kid you got into some specific band or genre and based your identity around that and met other people into similar music and dressed like them. You built friendships and got laid like that.

With real world teen music based subcultures gone all we have left is to form identity on the internet. You end up with Pepe Nazis and trannies.

>>82152863
> Emo was the last white subculture

Absolutely. God I miss them. Their chicks were so gorgeous.

>>82152557
Not even seen the first series, desu. Quite pleased that fallout will have a 2nd series ~december.
I don't have a fallout themed image, even though I thought I did (which I did not).

I have consulted my weekly schedule and it is time for a wank

>>82152900
Yesh its fricken epic desu
>>82152764
Am no comin oot til it cools down out there x

Smartphones means nobody is ever bored enough to learn guitar and get creative about anything. No more rockstars. No more lads from council estates writing the greatest songs ever.


Sad.

Black Sabbath. Bunch of poor Brummy industrial worker lads getting together and casually fucking inventing heavy metal for the whole world.

RIP Ozzy Osborne. Prince of darkness.

Hearing reports of a moose loose aboot this hoose

Did your parents ever try to get you into music when you were a teenager?

>>82153083
>weekly schedule
You wanna get yerself a filofaps mate.

>>82153168
No. Did yours?

>>82153209
Yes. Obsessively. Explaining the history of bands like Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin and shit when I was in primary school. Gave me a whole load of Beatles tapes.

Dunno if it put me off or if I was just wrong generation for it but I never got into music like teens do.

>>82153050
Nice.
Have a night based choon in return.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpWT2vJZvj8

wait no i'm wrong
> "teh foam adventure :3"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
did try to rewatch this and it is just awkward yeah. but i guess they're sincere enough and having fun in their own little circles, and now one is a man and they're still odd but can laugh back at this, good for them.
be maybe 10% more like this, and also fuck the fact everything is just on video now, we've all done stupid shit drunk

(had to have a shower partway through this. good for your mental health)

>>82153150
We got a new Prince of Darkness now, Pozzy Wozbourne. Should listen to War Lids and Helpers Wear Boots.

made my homemade pesto pasta wiv burrata

>>82153049
>modern gaming is a shitshow
I been playing old games. KOTOR 1&2 are great.

>>82153168
My parents basically never encouraged me into anything. My family are all weird and closed off to one another. But they are boomers who are mentally stuck in the 80s. So 80s music if they did.

Anyone played the Atelier games?

Do you remember in the 00s when what was in the charts this week was the talk of the town? People cared about what was in the charts and all they. People would watch Top of the Pops. God I miss that.

>>82153275
I quite like music, and even like some of the music my parents did(dad's dead)/do. 9/10 I have music on as soon as I fire the PC up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKDVSqwTqNA

>>82153328
I worried I have something wrong with my brain tbqh. Low as fuck music IQ. Just never been that bothered with music and could easily happily live with never hearing music again for the rest of my life.

>>82153322
millions still do, we're internet people, but i think we're at the point young'uns might just find the internet the main electronic source of entertainment/news and take the TV for granted?

if something ended up on telly it was a big deal, so charts and all that really did matter. that was just THE scoreboard, compared to YouTube views or any of that. bit like how if something got the 'big movie' (that was as huge as it gets) but even just being on telly was massive

>>82153322
Classic Top of the Pops is tainted due to Saville, kek.

>>82153360
I guess there are others that aren't that bothered for music, you don't have to think there's something wrong with you for not liking it. Maybe it was because your parents pushed music on you. There was a time when I was a child and my mum said we ate loads of mushroom omelettes, and I hate cooked mushrooms now.

>>82153371
don't they have some agreement where they basically can't show classic clips?

wonder how long will pass before we're just at "yeah he was the presenter, but it's archive footage innit, product of its time."

>>82153371
Remember listening to Richard Osman saying that a modern day Top of the Pops music magazine show would be good. Not necessarily chart music just a show with new music. I have no fucking idea what is popular or cool now. The charts now with Sabrina Carpenter and all that just seem like music for teen girls and gay men. Are they the only people buying music now?

wonder if guitarlad got his xiphos

>>82153402
> Maybe it was because your parents pushed music on you

I worry it is that. I remember my mum asking me when I was 14 if I wanted to go to a classical music concert. I said no thanks and she got really angry and said I didnt want to do anything. I said most teens dont like classical music anyway and said Well my son would like classical. Worlds really wrung in my head for some reason. Made me paranoid about music taste and intellect. I hate classical music with a passion because I had to play it in school and I sucked so bad

Steak was so nice i was low/midkey not rly looking forward2 it as Id been planning to have smth totally different originally so it through me off but am happy with it now its in my belly

>>82153431
It's done by streaming metrics now primarily anyway. Peak boomer to actually buy music.

>>82153431
That lanky cunt annoys me and I'm not sure why.

what was your fave game on Neopets, crossy? (and also everyone)

Music used to be so fucking cool. Cool is dead.

Darkies killed our music

>>82153495
I heard it's cool to pee your pants.

>>82153482
My dad is personal friends with Richard Osman. I met him a couple of times when I was a teenager.

Time2 get my wee tasks done now that am not hungry
>>82153485
I dont reemmebr them that well specificaly but i liked the one with the Chia clowns that u throw pies at

>>82153495
>Music used to be so fucking cool. CooI is dead

>>82153495
Honestly, it never was. Duddeeeeee Woodstock mannnnn..dudddeeeee David Bowie. All cringe. Wearing jeans on Concorde type shit.

for my parents it was kino compilations like picrel. also Queen's Greatest Hits, stuff like that.

can't imagine trying to get your son/daughter "into" music. like what, getting all the Pink Floyd albums in? sitting in front of the hi-fi, appreciating them?

Them PIP bennies just hit the bank. Oh aye.

>>82153558
you can work, you just dont want to

>>82153516
Did he diddle you, lad? Classic HHL style?

>>82153527
You were never there for it.

>>82153552
Mam had this exact CD. There was a lot of bangers on here.

Wuppas used to be cool. Everyone drank them and it was a common talking subject and social ritual. Every family had a favourite tea pot and brand of flavoursome and rich leaves for it.
Now it's all cold brews coffees, affogato machiatto ventis, 'frappucinnos' that are milkshakes, artisanal roasters and influence endorsed beans.
They took are wuppas.
Free Wuppastine
from the biccies to the tea the wuppas must be free x

What books should you read before turning 18?

>>82153462
Parents never realise that their actions negatively affect their children into adulthood. 1 little thing, can stick with us a lifetime, and to them it was probably a random comment never thought of again.

>>82153596
phwoar nice pair of tits on your apuette there

your favourite classic band's music was mostly shit. radios played hits, bands wanted hits.

i THOUGHT i liked Queen until i sat down and listened to Queen I, Queen II and all them and Jesus it's some dross. i'm not one of these people who hates Queen. i like their hits.

even in the piracy age it was individual songs on Napster/KaZaA/etc, if i'm keeping a ratio to get huge FLAC albums i'm getting the good ones, and it's only with Spotify i've "gone back" and listened to a lot of albums in order. which IS how i listen to music nowadays, but it's really only because of Spotify.

HEAT ALERT!
34C here tomorrow
The fucking state of it.
Not opening a window or a curtain all day.

>>82153586
I mean I like Oasis. I just don't like the worship of musicians. It's creepy.

We were the coolest people once upon a time.

>>82153601
The children of the new forest.

My dad is obsessed with Queen, AC/DC and The Eagles. He thinks they are the epitome of great music.

>>82153603
Problem is if you tiptoe around your kid never hurting their feelings they end up being very sensitive and entitled and unable to deal with school or life or people being mean.

We are old men living in the zoomer era now

sometimes an album has to BE AN ALBUM but it's rare.

funny how there's this whole story to Tommy by The Who but 'Pinball Wizard' was the big single from it? so it's just this isolated song about a disabled kid into pinball? bit weird, but fair enough

>>82153625
I can appreciate AC/DC but the others are overhyped tripe IMO. My dad is into Stevie Ray Vaughan and Steve Vai and I was fortunate enough to be able to take him to a Steve Vai gig in Manchester one year for his birthday. Felt like a good son that day.

I need this x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnA7c0r3j9A

>>82153639
I am 30 years old. Depressing. Getting older and older. If I was a teen again I would do way more insane stuff like do drugs and get into some fights and shag as much as I could. You can get away with that when you are a teen. Instead I spent it being autistic and scared with my parents yelling at me.

>>82153676
>>82153676
>>82153676

Assemble, nightlids.

my laziness has transended to chronic fatigue.

Thanks for the nu bread lad. I'll just tidy up here and turn the lights off.

>>82153629
Yeah, then get yourself a speshul snowflake.

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