>be 30 yo virgin
>yadda yadda, I can't get my dick wet, woe is me
>realize I'd need to normie down HARD in order to attract a woman
>realize I'd need to spend tons of money on stupid dates I don't want to go to
>realize I'd need to delete all the porn, all the videogames, and all the porn videogames because of course she'll find issue with them
>all for a crumb of pussy that will get pulled back from me the moment I put a ring on the dumb cunt
>then it's a lifetime of slavery for shitty household items I don't need, but she does
>say fuck it and don't bother with that shit
>been happy ever since
Is this what being a wizard is all about?
>yadda yadda, I can't get my dick wet, woe is me
>realize I'd need to normie down HARD in order to attract a woman
>realize I'd need to spend tons of money on stupid dates I don't want to go to
>realize I'd need to delete all the porn, all the videogames, and all the porn videogames because of course she'll find issue with them
>all for a crumb of pussy that will get pulled back from me the moment I put a ring on the dumb cunt
>then it's a lifetime of slavery for shitty household items I don't need, but she does
>say fuck it and don't bother with that shit
>been happy ever since
Is this what being a wizard is all about?