Thread 82149131

If you were offered $10 million to go from virgin to sexhaver in the next 6 months, would you be able to do it? You can't let any girl know about this offer and you can't hire escorts

>>82149131 (OP)
>You can't let any girl know about this offer
Ok, then I spend my savings to buy a Rolex and expensive clothes and borrow a Lambo. I hit on some obvious gold digger woman and sleep with her. Technically not prostitution.

>>82149131 (OP)
Unless I do what first post says I doubt I could. And I have had sex before.

>>82149131 (OP)
Yes, easily. I think the most reasonable strategy would be
>re-enroll at university
>try my hardest to make friends
>try to get invited to as many parties as possible
>roll the d20 enough times at enough parties,
if $10 million dollars is on the line, I think a lot of "incels" here would quickly find themselves married with kids. Unless you are morbidly obese or have a hideous malformed Quasimodo-body you're probably getting laid.
t. incel

>>82149131 (OP)
I absolutely believe I would fail at this.

>>82149131 (OP)
Answer: Maybe.
I have gotten closer to getting unpaid cunny this year than in the previous 20+.
Several, mostly older, foids claim to be DTF before they ghosted me anyway.
Matched with another old foid yesterday who has said nothing. FFS.
I wish I could get one who is very direct and has a place we can fuck a lot at.

Could I have sex with dudes? I mean with $10 million on the line, y'know

if i only have to have sex 1 time i could do it

>>82149131 (OP)
Ezpz
But does it mean I get revirgined at the start?

it's pretty easy if you lower your standards below the point where you feel motivated to put in the effort to obtain them, but why bother

>>82149131 (OP)
I think I might be able to normie max temporarily to the point I seem normal enough for one day before I start spilling the spaghetti. I would spend half the time just studying popular culture and whatever people talk about, especially how they dress.

>>82149131 (OP)
100%. For that kind of money I would put a lot of effort. I think I would probably do that in a week tops.
t. 6,5 27 KHHV

>>82149131 (OP)
>virgin to sexhaver
does this mean I have to have sex multiples times or just once.
if it's the latter I think the hypothetical should be adjusted that you get a bonus for each time you fuck in the 6 month period.

>>82149206
This I could get topped on Grindr in within a couple of hours of posting

>>82149131 (OP)
ill try to get married in 6 months i guess

>>82149131 (OP)
let my coworker hit, easy.

hey look at me im posting like a nigger

this is how niggers post

have a bump like im posting like a nigger

>>82149131 (OP)
>You can't let any girl know about this offer
I would offer an old lady $5 million so that it's fair, and I would explain afterwards. We would then part ways.

>>82149131 (OP)
absolutely, in fact, 6 months is way too much time, you could reduce it down to like 2 weeks

>>82149131 (OP)
Sure, I'm a virgin but I have a few girl friends who are total sluts
They'll probably fuck me if I asked them

>>82149131 (OP)
I am not that sure. Probably not. I would have to resort to fucking low life poor women but here's the kicker. I already hung out with friends and low life women and they spat in my direction literally they were like "yuikes. phew!" and spat on my feet. Not sure how I would be able to get laid considering I have negative charisma, low iq and a small chin
>>82150393
This is some insane bullshit larping that makes zero sense. "i could easily get laid but nahh"
Oh well here I am assuming that they would do just as you say, fuck you that easily, you might be a delusional bastard only

I could easily get a gf after a shower. But most of the girls arent up to my standards, and satan ruins the hot ones by speaking through their mouths. So im somewhat at a loss of how to spend the rest of my life. I just sleep a lot. Satan pulled a big trick with women, he had me believing they were real for awhile. I guess it makes sense, the tards are clones. He couldnt make many real souls because its too hard. I dunno though, it doesnt always hurt. Sometimes I hear silence in my head and I feel like im starting to finally relax. Im so on edge all the time, my mind never stops talking. I see pornography in my mind constantly, and satan tells me Ill never get to experience it. But like, I dont even care because hes clearly omnipotent. He just wanted me to believe there was sexual competition. Thats why he writes all these posts.

>>82149131 (OP)
Ya it's not that impossible to get laid if you're willing to be desperate and make an ass of yourself acting fake and pretending to like dumb women. I'm not a virgin though so my take is technically bias.

There's almost no difference between modern dating and prostitution if you're not a chad, so yes.

>>82150442
Agreed modern dating is basically just prostitution that involves a job application process, interviews and a lot of extra effort.

>>82150469
Money helps a lot if you want to have a girlfriend with a nice pair of boobs. Poor people get the shitty lopsided boobs or big nipples. Girls with nice boobs are like, dude thats like so fucking crazy. It makes people lose their damn minds. Youve probably never had sex with a cute young with with huge perfectly natural boobs in your hand. But you can engage in whats known as phantom boobs. Like imagine there is a girl in front of you. Focus hard and project the physical form in your mind outwards through your awarenesses focal point. You can summon a temporary apparition and feel them up. Its almost like 1 10th the feeling but thats as close as youll get without lots of money or being dark muscle tier.

>>82149131 (OP)
Honestly probably not. Wanting a gf is already a motivation for me and I have failed thus far. Sure ten million is a massive motivator, and I'd probably stop everything else I was doing and grind it out like a fulltime job. But I'd probably still fail. I have absolutely no clue about how to initiate or engage in romantic interactions with women.

>>82150545
You just have to be good looking. If you arent good looking just go lay down and stare up for awhile. There wont be any girls giving you a fun time. You seriously have another 55 years left of staring at the ceiling.

>>82149131 (OP)
I would do so at the expense of my job and reputation, meaning I'd be hitting on any likely candidate regardless of if I find them attractive or not

>>82150421
You have no idea how slutty some women are, huh?

One of those girls, she has a bf but she works at the club - has had multiple flings with her clients, and when I hang out at her place, she basically only wears short shorts and a crop top
I'm on good terms with her, I can just ask

Probably. It would most likely be a bottom of the barrel, fat annoying woman, and I would feel disgusting afterwards, but I'd have 10 million bucks.

>>82149131 (OP)
Probably. I'm actually fairly good looking where I live and can be moderately sociable with women I'm not attracted towards. I'm pretty sure I can persuade a desperate becky for a one night stand. I'm a borderline failed normie/chadlite

>>82150882
I wouldn't accept such a deal, nor would I do anything like that.

>>82149131 (OP)
Easy as fuck

>>82149131 (OP)
Probably. Now that there's a reason to try i would. I'd set up dating apps and actually talk with the uggos I'd match with. I'd go to bars and talk to any chick who looks at me instead of ignoring them.
I doubt it'd be with anyone I'm into but its for the money

>>82149131 (OP)
You really underestimate how easy is it to get sex if you're annoying enough about it

>>82149131 (OP)
I'd just post online that I will buy any woman a car or whatever expensive shit she wants if she has sex with me since that's not against the rules.
In the worst case scenario when I'm 4 months in and still haven't managed, I'd try looking for a gay guy and just sleep with him once.

>>82149131 (OP)
No, it would be impossible for me to have sex. There is just something about me that repulses females. I'm everything they aim to filter

>>82152089
How do you go about that

Couldn't all the suddenly confident incels just pretend there's a $10 million reward waiting for them if they just have sex?