Thread 82150875

Hello I'm a kissless handholdless virgin. I'm about to go grocery shopping what should I get?

>>82150875 (OP)
>I'm about to go grocery shopping what should I get?
A gf

>>82150875 (OP)
>I'm about to go grocery shopping what should I get?
a job

>>82150888
They don't have those there and if they did I probably couldn't afford it unless we get incel DEI

>>82150896
This is a serious question guys I'm hungry I just dunno what to cop.

Some rope and a chair.

>>82150921
Alright this is getting ridiculous... the clock is ticking they close at 18:00

>>82150875 (OP)
What's the budget look like? What sort of foods are available where you're at this time of year? What cooking appliances do you got in your home?

>>82150931
>What's the budget look like?
You can go big just not some overpriced slop like steak

>What sort of foods are available where you're at this time of year?
I go to hover they make most thingies

>What cooking appliances do you got in your home?
All the standard stuff except an oven

>>82150875 (OP)
half white circumcised eu anon? is that you?

>>82150979
Whhhhaat I have clocked and it's 3/4th white btw

>>82150990
*been

oopsie

get some good ol ramen noodz

>>82150875 (OP)
you need to buy a rotisserie chicken. I buy at least four per week. I'm working my way up to a gallon of milk and a rotisserie chicken per day

>>82150990
OOOOOH I MISSED YOU!!!! I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU YESTERDAY!!!

>>82150978
Grab yourself a spring salad mix or two. One for balsamic vinegar and one for caesar dressing.
If you have an electric skillet to fry some stuff, also grab some tilapia and salmon fillets, baby carrots, and french cut green beans; cooking them together is a freaking BOMB.
Ground beef can be nice if you still have that electric skillet, so you can maybe make your own spaghetti sauce and noodles in that regard.
Potatoes, rice, and corn are a must. Good fibrous staples and easy additions to most things.
Also if you're unable to boil a large pot of water on that electric skillet, get instant mashed potatoes too.
Got enough cheese for the week? Speaking of, grab some lunchmeat. My go-to is turkey and pepperoni, alongside with mustard as a good condiment for my lunchmeat sandwiches. With spinach, that can make a fine lunchtime meal.
Go ahead and grab yourself a cereal, a loaf of bread, some sugar and cinnamon if you don't have any. Milk is of course essential, but go wild and try goat milk if your store has it.

That's just a few ideas.

I played too much chess my brain is fried

>>82151006
I will pick some up

>>82151019
What the heck that seems like a crazy bulk strat

>>82151023
Yo nonner what's up, it's cute that youre looking out for me like that xo. I wonder what sorts of threads I made yesterday... surely nothing savory

>>82151048
Copied it down will read on the way to the store. I must rush!

>>82151048
don't buy tilapia. the fish is cheap, but it has a LOT of heavy metals. most fish do. don't eat it as your main meat.
>>82151078
yeah, it is a pretty crazy bulk strat. very cost efficient. I can live off like $15 a day and get in 200g protein. unfortunately, i fart a lot and the BO is pretty bad, but anything to grugmaxx

>>82150875 (OP)
Toilet paper is always a good idea.
Buy some vegetables too.

>>82151078
i didnt see you yesterday my nigga, someone posted something that reminded me of you.
good luck at the grocery store! i hope you encounter some single moms with big butts

I went ham with ze cops, now I'm forced to cook every day, jeez... better than starvemaxxing like last few days tho

>>82151100
15 seems like a lot to me but I guess animal protein is pretty pricey. How many calories do you get in a day?

>>82151118
Got a bunch of fruits also sum carrots

>>82151120
Might've been me in disguise, who knows? No single moms with big gyats sadly although I doubt I would've had much success kinda stinky rn desu. I need to relax a few years, cultivate, although college is probably the last stop for a gf... We'll see and you anon, are you out of your 3 week rut?

>>82151722
$15 USD and I live in a city with high cost of living. If i was able to get down the whole chicken and gallon I'd be at like 3000cal/day with 300g protein, but I'm not there yet.

>>82151722
>3 week rut
nah i cleaned my kitchen yesterday and the last tenant clogged the sink and left hair in the fridge.
Slop, dirt and gook distresses me(im a neat freak)
so after i got done i was so mentally drained i went into a mini coma. also my air-conditioner attachment got delivered to the wrong house.
the guy i was trying to buy boxing equippment from is a retarded boomer so he forgot.
grrrr just gonna keep jacking off, gaming and sleeping until the fall semester starts

>>82150875 (OP)
>Hello I'm a kissless handholdless virgin.
...why is this so hot?

>>82152988
Because your only intimate interactions have been with other kissless handholdless virgins online while you hide behind anime pictures and masturbate furiously. You've managed to fetishise these characterisitics because they are the only sexual attention you've ever gotten as weird and perverse as it all is. Glad I could help you understand anon!

>>82153204
I...
okay... you explained it perfectly... can I fix this? should I fix this? or is it too late for me?

>>82153254
>can I fix this?
Nope!
> should I fix this?
Nope!
>or is it too late for me?
Nope!

Just do what makes you happy anon. If tugging with other losers makes you smile then just do it alrighty? pat pat

>>82153270
you know, your post seemed too specific...
are you also addicted to making tuggies and shooting cummies with other shut-in dorks?

>>82153315
What? You think a normie could isolate and explain what your brain is thinking so suddenly and easily? Come now anonie don't be silly...

>>82153330
I... I guess that makes sense...
well, what are you waiting for anon? for me to ask?
...assuming you haven't started already

>>82150875 (OP)
Broccoli, cheese, and rice, and canned chicken (whatever is cheapest)

>>82153339
I'm not waiting for anything. I was just replying to your post because you're a cute little retard and I love it when anons like you fumble over themselves realising someone knows exactly what they are and what makes them tick. It's fine to be the way you are y'know.

>>82153365
then I guess I will stop fumbling over words and ask directly...
wanna masturbate to pretty anime girls together anon?~

>>82153413
Well you know what to do I hope~ See you soon <3

>>82152988
Because the image is a lust provoking one and u immediately associate the text with the image

>>82151023
I wish I was that dog

>>82153537
you think Esdeath likes black guys? i would kill so many peasants for her...

>>82153565
Why do you think I'm black, nigga?

>>82153656
im black nigga, and you said nigga so now i know you're black and i wasn't even accusing you lol

>>82150875 (OP)
Sometimes I write pussy on my shopping list but the local stores don't carry any

>>82153679
Oh shit. Anyway, I think Esdeath wouldn't care (if you're strong in her eyes)

>>82154622
need to be strong for the psychopath baddies so they let me hit