Thread 82151155

>be me working some shit software job
>see an 11/10 cutie in the parking lot one day
>check HR news bulletin and see that we just had a new hire in a different department
>never have any professional reason to talk to her
>occasionally walk past her in hallway or parking lot. She has her head leaned forward and speedwalks everywhere
>eventually she's laid off because my company fucking sucks
>still obsessed with her 2 months later
If I shoot myself in the brain, whay are the odds I'll survive and only destroy the part of my brain that causes me to think like this?

>>82151155 (OP)
Honestly, I feel for you. It can be a tough thing to not work up the courage to talk to someone and have them leave suddenly. But you're in the wrong for crushing on some vile HR maggot.

>>82151180
She's not HR, the HR news bulletin just shows new hired regardless of their department

>>82151188
Ohhhhh. That's the kind of thing neet university doesn't teach you.

>>82151200
She was too cute to be working there anyway. Was probably laid off for mogging the HR roasties.
She looked like an anime character come to life. Straight bangs, round face, always dressed elegantly despite our casual dress code.
Her mere existence feels like God punishing me.

>>82151155 (OP)
Watch office space movie. Copy the main character.

>>82151343
I could reach out to her on LinkedIn but it might be too late for that. I looked her up when I first saw her and I had a mini-heart attack when I realized I was still logged in and my privacy settings would notify her.

She visited my profile a week after she was laid off which means she knows I was lightly stalking her.
I guess I've got nothing to lose but I don't even know what to say
>hey it's me the software guy who never talked to you from that shitty company you worked at for 3 months.

>>82151372
The MC ask her out for a lunch. Just try to fake normal and nonchalant. If it works it works. But you need to look decent and not like the average fatso fugly nerd.

>>82151444
Trips of truth...
I'll send her a message. Luckily I'm fairly good looking but also visibly autistic which is why I struggle with dating.
Given her posture she might be mildly autistic too though so idk

>>82151495
Then there is nothing in your way now. Rejection isn't the end of the world, if you stalk her and find that she's a good catch [personality, way of living, morals] you can keep pursuing, many make the mistake of giving up after initial rejection. Fake random encounter, etc... It's tons of work but it's up to you whether you find it worth or not. There is no perfect match and if it exists, it's exceeding rare so you can faking it to become the perfect match for them.

>>82151238
Would you say she was built for raw nasty, sweaty, primal secks with hung black men?

>>82151545
I sent the message. It's hard not to spiral into feeling like I just committed a horrible crime but I'm trying to detach from needing a positive response from her.
I actually had to disassociate in order to even click the send button. Treat it like a purely mechanical action and not process any emotional repercussions until after I do it.

>>82152093
Courage doesn't mean having no fear, it's about overcoming it.

>>82152415
Wagmi stalker bros

>>82152415
>>82152882
She's responded and I'm too nervous to even open up my messages. It's probably something totally lame like
>hey doing good

>>82153637
Open the message and tell us what it says. I want content.

hey asshole, wake up, the people said they want content

>>82153637
OPEN IT UP FAGGOT BOY

>>82154819
>Hi! Don't think I know you, sorry.

>>82155761
JFL ITS OVER

Wait what did you say?

>>82155609
>>82155631
See >>82155761
Eh whatever. Now I can stop thinking about her at least.

>>82155774
I said
>Hi (Femanon), I don't we crossed paths much at (company) but I'm Anon. Thought I'd say hi. How have you been?

>>82155793
Fucking hell I hate foids. Just find her and rape her to death in minecraft

>>82155808
>>82155631
>>82155609
Wait I just might be able to salvage this.

>>82151155 (OP)
what department do cute office ladies work at usually

>>82156200
Customer Service or something that requires minimal technical chops beyond MS Outlook and Teams.

>>82156165
you are such a loser, hope it works.

>>82156165
I took away the black shit and got her name sending this to her now get BTFO noob

>>82151155 (OP)
The only upside to my IT support job is I have to talk to the cuties at work all day. The interns love being around me even though im old enough to be their dad. The girl I first had a crush on ended up hanging out with me all the time after I fixed her computer and we had a good opportunity to talk for a lengthy time. Otherwise this job is embarassing and worthless.

>>82156288
>The girl I first had a crush on ended up hanging out with me all the time after I fixed her computer and we had a good opportunity to talk for a lengthy time.
>He didnt fuck her

Its over for ITcels

>>82156275
Thank god! You'll rip the bandaid off.

>>82153637
I just woke up. If you have never talked to her ofc she doesn't know you. That's not even a rejection, just stating a matter of fact. Having it worse would be getting no answer. Keep trying, asking her out for a drink or lunch.