Thread 82154103

>too old to fit in on the only site I use
>too immature to fit in with people my age

>35
>feel mentally about 19
>fit in best with people in their early 20s

>>82154103 (OP)

Good taste. That's the best and most natural position for women.

>>82154103 (OP)
>tfw no ancient femboat gf

>>82154103 (OP)
Youre a woman? Any eggs left I can fertilize for you? Seems to me you have a case of needing to get knocked up.
>>82154126
Damn same, I'd do almost anything to be in my early 20's again, didnt enjoy my 20's at all because of mental problems and the looney bin.

>>82154126
>40
>mentally 20
>cant relate to people my age and work because all they talk about are their vacation, golf, or their kids
>interns like being around me but I have to distance myself or else it will look weird for the creepy middle aged guy to spend all of his time with the hot college interns

>>82154192
>Youre a woman? Any eggs left I can fertilize for you? Seems to me you have a case of needing to get knocked up.
No. Get your mind out of the gutter. The only females on this board are self racist teenage fembrowns.

>>82154194
>or else it will look weird for the creepy middle aged guy to spend all of his time with the hot college interns
Isnt that just in your head? Do you think you'd lose your job over it? Is it even that a good of a job?
I just spend my time with people in their 20's and dont give a fuck how weird it looks, as long as I'm happy I dont give a shit about anyone else but yeah if a good job is on the line that'd be tough

>>82154206
>Get your mind out of the gutter
Im too far gone. Would you make a good femboy or twink death killed you?
>The only females on this board are self racist teenage fembrowns.
False, theres been plenty of cute white ethots here

>>82154224
>Isnt that just in your head?
Yes but other people probably think so too.
>Do you think you'd lose your job over it?
Maybe. All of the sexy interns are related to people in management or even the executive suite.
>Is it even that a good of a job?
Not at all but nobody else will pay my mortgage or other bills for me.
>I just spend my time with people in their 20's and dont give a fuck how weird it looks, as long as I'm happy I dont give a shit about anyone else but yeah if a good job is on the line that'd be tough
I am glad it works out for you. Not all of us are that lucky.

>>82154192
My 20s were about the same. Depression, constantly moving the goalposts about when I was going to rope, a couple trips to the psych ward. Things are better now, I just get along better with young people. Maybe I'm just kind of retarded or something.
>>82154194
>cant relate to people my age and work because all they talk about are their vacation, golf, or their kids
That's kind of my problem too. I just don't want to talk about that stuff most of the time. I'll talk about my kid with other parents but it feels like I have very little in common with most people my age. The topics that interest me are different.

the idea that anyone above 20 still makes posts here makes my head hurt

>>82154343
i was beating off to sakura while you swam in your dad's balls

>>82154291
Fair enough, maybe better avoid it. Any other places you could meet zoomers? Martial arts gym seems good, like boxing or something.
>>82154302
Yeah same maybe im also kinda retarded. My trips to the looney bin were because of years of abuse in other peoples hands. My 20's basically didn't happen, now im more normal but not to my age. Funnily enough I look younger so everyone thinks im mid or late 20's. Might as well start lying about it.

>>82154252
>Im too far gone. Would you make a good femboy or twink death killed you?
Stop it, anon. No sex here.
>False, theres been plenty of cute white ethots here
In the past year I've only met half white half brown European women here. They're always horrible people. The only thing that makes them happy in life is that they are like a quarter white.
>>82154302
>That's kind of my problem too. I just don't want to talk about that stuff most of the time. I'll talk about my kid with other parents but it feels like I have very little in common with most people my age. The topics that interest me are different.
What would you want to talk about with them. I don't care about kids or see the appeal. Its not a bad thing I just dont care. Conversations with parents will always somehow relate to their kids. Sometimes when people my age start blabbering on about sports, their kids, politics, their career I want to interrupt them and ask how they would feel if were to start blabbering on about anime or one of my other autistic hobbies.

>>82154103 (OP)
>not interesting or outgoing enough to be a normie
>body count of 2 so cultural pariah from /r9k/
>no hobbies that align with other boards
being stuck in this hole is even worse

>>82154384
>Fair enough, maybe better avoid it. Any other places you could meet zoomers? Martial arts gym seems good, like boxing or something.
I don't know if id want to meet zoomers. Im cursed to be friendless desu. The ones at work are nice but I still feel out of place being twice their age. The ones on here are mostly hateful. If they not annoying to talk to then they'll end up being bpd and trying to ruin their own lives trying to live out their obsession fantasy with me.

>>82154391
I was just taking the piss mate
>In the past year I've only met half white half brown European women here. They're always horrible people. The only thing that makes them happy in life is that they are like a quarter white.
Lmao, fair enough. I think Ciara and Creepy were white though

>>82154441
Which one was Creepy? Poor Ciara if only she met a middle aged guy who had his life together then she would be alive. That guy went right back on discord to flirt with 13 year olds and send them money right after she died.

>>82154428
In my experience zoomers are way better to be around than previous generations. Millennials were despicable people, while zoomers seem way more empathetic and legir people, they seem ro have way more soul, also are way more accepting and open while simultaneously being less woke and brainwashed than millennials, as in a zoomer will tell you about a trap sucking his dick in Thailand, and then later go on a rant anti immigration in Europe. Overall I like them way more than my contemporaries millennials
>they'll end up being bpd and trying to ruin their own lives trying to live out their obsession fantasy with me.
Hot. Do it, fucking zoomers is amazing, I fucked a 19 yo not too long ago, was amazing, they don't give a shit, i rawdogged and coomed inside her.

>>82154489
Creepy chan, some weird European looking, even saw some Instagram reel about her the other day I shit you not.

Yeah Ciara had it bad, if only it was me instead of that guy, I would've saved her. But yeah I kinda believe she's not dead and it was an elaborate hoax. Ciara roast beef looked delicious that whore.

>>82154525
>Creepy chan, some weird European looking, even saw some Instagram reel about her the other day I shit you not.
Weird never heads of her.
>Yeah Ciara had it bad, if only it was me instead of that guy, I would've saved her. But yeah I kinda believe she's not dead and it was an elaborate hoax. Ciara roast beef looked delicious that whore.
Her tits were really good for how skinny she was. Amazing tits.

>>82154103 (OP)
Sounds problematic, lad. What are you going to do about it?
>>82154206
>>82154355
Based, I kneel.

>>82154391
>Stop it, anon. No sex here
that's why it's perfect for sex

i've traced my mental age to the physical age when my trauma began. apparently that's fairly common too. i don't know how to progress from there. I don't even remember much from later years

>>82155389
You just need someone strong to guide you anon

Same, middle aged bros. I appreciate r9k return to tradition as of late with feel threads about fellow millennials.
Last time I checked in was around 2018 and it was full of zoomers treating this place like their personal discord server. Nightmarish.