/r9k/ - Thread 82156759

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:09:46 AM No.82156759 >>82156765 >>82157366 >>82157408 >>82157476

what in the goddamn.jpg md5: 0289ac3d... 🔍

>be at college
>cute girl asks for directions
>immediately fantasize about sharing a life with her
why am i like this

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:10:40 AM No.82156765

>>82156759 (OP)
/N/O PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD MAKE SENSE

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:11:33 AM No.82156776

Should have given her the wrong directions, missed opportunity.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:30:13 AM No.82157366

116392 - SoyBooru.png md5: 4d1c26c0... 🔍

>>82156759 (OP)
thats just your reproductive instincts klcking in, its part of being a man, son.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:36:50 AM No.82157408

Bocchi the goth.jpg md5: e76fe09e... 🔍

>>82156759 (OP)

i had a cute pale white brunette girl awkwardly and bashfully stammer off a fast-paced question while i was looking at and interacting with a vending machine in my campus library. i turned my head confused and she wanted to know where the bathroom was so i happily pointed it out to her. she seemed like a good soul, stuttering about how she was a new first-year and sheepishly (defensive, lack of confidence) explaining herself to a stranger that that's why she didn't know where the bathroom was. i wish i got her number, but in retrospect, i didn't want to one of her first interactions on campus to be one of lechery that would probably leave a bad taste in her mouth. she was similar to pic-related in energy but not aesthetic.

holy cow i should've claimed her before college ruined her

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:44:36 AM No.82157461

Cos youre a pathetic fucking incelibate faggot. I genuinely pray to god daily that you faggots burn in a lake of fire.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:46:20 AM No.82157476

>>82156759 (OP)
so... did god make you alone on purpose or not