Thread 82157729

r9k, what would you do if your parents suddenly passed away tomorrow? This question is specifically geared towards the NEETs on this board but other anons are welcomed to answer.

>>82157729 (OP)
uh... make a job hunt blog?

>>82157729 (OP)
I'm a neet but don't live off my parents

>>82157729 (OP)
I'd be really sad. I feel like there's a lot unresolved there. I should call them tomorrow.

do you want anal? why isn't logical gating the best way to do things? it's addictive

Why do you think it's a good question for the neets? they just get the money and keep leeching anyway

>>82157729 (OP)
probably rope. i'm not made for society

>>82157817
Because most neets live with their parents and neetbux isn't enough to pay the bills these days

>>82157729 (OP)
Boring answer: settle their finances, sell off unnecessary stuff, manage inheritance and see how long I could neet for.

Only child so theres no siblings to fight with.

>>82157729 (OP)
inherit half of five houses, retirement savings, investments

I have nothing and have probably aged out of having a family of my own, though: because bootstraps.

Maybe i was written out of the will. dunno. because bootstraps.

>>82157729 (OP)
Tell the police i'm a neet and need shelter/prison for shelter

>>82157729 (OP)
ill probably end up homeless
that'll finally give me an excuse to kill myself

>>82157729 (OP)
Die probably, or become homeless and roam the streets.

>>82157729 (OP)
I'd have to transfer locations at work. My Mom has a mortgage but my Dad paid off his house. Take whatever money I get after it's split between my sisters and me, generously pay a Jew Investor to help me make the big bucks. Continue grinding until that money accumulates and retire with it

>>82157729 (OP)
I'm a neet who lives in a group home, and I have two sources of passive neetbux income:
>SSI (Automatically pays for rent and health insurance, and gives me a monthly $200 check)
>Trust fund (Builds up money overtime, and I recently built a $1,700 monster of a gaming PC using my trust fund to order all of the parts)

It's a real shame that girls hate me so much, and their hateful behavior will only bring them more misery. A single girl could've had all of the love, attention, and sex that she could ever possibly dream of while occasionally receiving free gifts that I bought with my neetbux, or on rare occasions receive one of my older expensive things when I buy a new one to replace it (like a PC, tablet, game system, etc). She could also escape the madness out there for a while, and chill with a neet like me who loves femanons so much. Sadly, she is blinded by her own lust for chad, and she'll never be able to just to sit back and relax with me all day and all night. Oh well, I guess I'll just keep it all to myself while I kick back and relax, and continue to live life on easy mode. Picrel is the $1,700 PC I built, but it's not quite finished yet.

>>82158949
Also my parents are already dead, but I'm still living here as a neet.