Thread 82159241

Did you know that the airport scanners can detect if you're a virgin? That's right, airport security are laughing at you when you go through, nonny.

There's no need for an airport scanner, they only need eyes.

I like to drink caffeine before passing through xrays. Apparently it helps protect against cancer caused by radiation.

>>82159241 (OP)
I don't fly. Leaving home scares me too much.

>>82159241 (OP)
when I was 12 an airport guy tried to take me for an extra check, he also grabbed my pussy under my skirt and before I went in somebody else came and said that he specifically wasn't allowed to do those random checks anymore

>>82159262
no he didn't that's fake

>>82159250
Contrary to popular belief, eyes are not enough. Scanners are needed.

>>82159256
Nothing can protect you nonny. They know you're a virgin and they gave you cock and ball cancer. They're laughing, MASTURBATING even at how much they cucked you.

>>82159261
One day you will get scanned.

>>82159262
At 12 surely you must have known it was wrong, so why didn't you scream?

>>82159330
>At 12 surely you must have known it was wrong, so why didn't you scream?
she liked it, bitches and whores

>>82159330
he was checking me for contraband and shit

>>82159378
What a terrible thing to say! What a terrible thing to think...

>>82159382
Mhm your story sounds like it might be fake after all.

>>82159241 (OP)
They can detect by looking at me and my yaoi shirt

>>82159241 (OP)
do you have any proof to back this up huh?

>>82159241 (OP)
yeah but that also means they saw my bwc on the scanner

>>82160104
They can't laugh if you're a volcel, and gals can only be volcels.

>>82160113
I am Joex Alones, famous reporter and bell ringer, whistle whistler, some would even say, and I promise you that they use these scanners to look for virgins to use in their satanic rituals.

>>82160132
HAHA look at that unused big cock. W-what a shame.

>>82159241 (OP)
This isn't fair! This is bullshit!

oh hur hur hurr being a virgin so bad so funny, ok but we all die and then none of it matters, so basically when you make fun of people for ephemeral shit like this you only out yourself as a retard that's a slave to the material world. i love it when people do this, it just cements the fact in my mind that 99% of humans are ants.

>>82160188
OP is just teasing you, because he's a faggot, so he gets off on shit like this. I don't think he's being malicious.

>>82160175
Aha, life ain't fair desu ne~

>>82160188
Anon there's no need to take it seriously, I get that you are autismic but this is intended to be humorous.
>ok but we all die and then none of it matters,
>a retard that's a slave to the material world.
I don't get that part though. If we die and nothing matters, suggesting that there's no afterlife, then the material world is all there is and the only thing that matters, yes?

>>82160239
>he's a faggot, so he gets off on shit like this
Exactly. Calm down and be my favorite masturbatory aid, nonny. It's gonna be alright!

>>82160156
does that mean that satanists and satan are gays?

>>82160312
I don't know if they're gay gay but they love sodomy and rape (and virgins) a lot.

>>82159262
Frisking is specifically done by officers of the same gender. Try to be smarter about your fantasies.

>>82160388
how would you know that huh

>>82160439
I uh... I interviewed Satan himself and he told me.

>>82160455
>I interviewed Satan
understandable, have a great day

>>82160467
Ah... Goodbye...

Anon thinks I'm a fraud.

We need this technology for civilian use

>>82160702
Give it a few year and every smartphone will come equipped with a virginity sensor.