Thread 82159768

How do I get a blonde, blue eyed bf with fluffy hair here?

Post for less than a day. He's not yours to keep, by the way.

>>82159768 (OP)
Why would you want that? Get a B B C b v l l to rock your world

>>82159768 (OP)
Take Mykola and do not come back

>>82159775
Get your fetish out of my thread
>>82159777
I don't want to date a retard

>>82159768 (OP)
my hair is blone, my eyes are blue, my face is fugly tho

>>82159768 (OP)
My hair used to be like this and it darkened.

i dont want to be your bf

>>82159801
Do you have fluffy hair?
>>82159806
Then why are you here?

Not be brown. Fuck off.

>>82159768 (OP)
I have fluffy hair ad am white but i dont date fat bpd girls sorry op.

>>82159768 (OP)
I look like Destiny and I'm short. Most blonde guys aren't Chad.

>>82159831
He's not even blonde

>>82159768 (OP)
my hair is brown and you will ruffle my shit colored hair lovingly

>>82159827
So you are not blonde nor blue eyed. Fuck off

>>82159768 (OP)
You gotta lower your standard if you want to date someone from here, fagggot

>>82159897
oof heavy obsession with these traits while being this rude, must be brown.

What does fluffy hair mean?

>>82159920
Alright then, I guess I won't find everything I want him so I have to lower my standards
Light brown hair and green eyes are fine
>>82159924
Soft hair and voluminous hair that is perfect for ruffling and stroking just like thread pic

I'm not blonde anymore but I can promise that my kids will be blonde for about 12 years.

The combination of fluffy and blonde is scarce because blondness is correlated with straight hair. Like the model in the OP which most likely isn't naturally that voluminous.

The problem is you're a total bitch, how do you expect anyone to put up with you when you act like this lmao

>>82160001
Acting like what? You are being the rude one by calling me a bitch
>>82159957
Aw, that's sad, fluffy hair suit blonde guys very well

>>82159768 (OP)
>8th grade
>new kid starts in class
>blue eyes, blonde hair so thick that it was like 3 shades of blonde
>those natural "rings" under the eyes
that was the day I knew that it might not be women for me

>>82159775
blond men unironically have larger dicks than blacks

>>82160244
This is true. Every study that has been conducted shows that White men have the biggest dicks, even bigger than negroes. The difference in penis size between the races is very minimal, but White men do come out on top ultimately. Hence why the man with the largest penis in the world is White, despite us only being 8% of the global population.

With that said, it doesnt matter because perception takes priority over reality and black males have a whole jew-ran porn industry, and tranny spamfarm, that gives them the image of being superstrong with large penises. A shame.

>>82159768 (OP)
>blue eyes
yep
>blonde hair
yep
>fluffy hair
It has been described as fluffy, but I have no idea

>>82160015
Calling you a bitch isn't rude, just an observation, you lack self-awareness and are spoiled.

>>82160268
white guys in porn are ust average white guys whereas with a subsection of blacks there's a hyper selection

>>82159768 (OP)
Be a cute boy that they wanna fuck.

>>82160322
This is also correct. There is around 5 or so black porn actors, who are on the bigger side of things, that are used for the majority of that kind of porn. Not to mention the shameless use of fisheye lenses in some of them. Whenever trannies spam nig porn here they always have small dicks in the amatuer non professional stuff.

It's like saying that black people are the tallest because the black NBA players are tall, when in reality black males are one of the shortest races on average in the USA, and the average White man is two to three inches taller than them.

>>82159768 (OP)
>fluffy hair
not a real thing. stop saying this you dumb faggots.

I've asked you before to get to know you a bit better but you always ghost everyone.

>>82159768 (OP)
I already took him sorry anon/nona

I'm already here. Unfortunately I live in Guam.

i have one but he is currently stimfapping to 9 year old instagram model girls on discord and ignoring me
never get a bf from 4chan nonas, it only leads to heartbreak

>>82159804
Oh yeah? Well so will the guy in the picture because that's not even his real fucking hair color. You can see that he's ready for a new dye job and the dead giveaway is the eyebrows. Besides, blonde hair blue eyes is a feminine feature. For guys it's faggy and retarded. For girl it's anal rape fuel

>>82159768 (OP)
Bad day to have green eyes

>fembots makes asian male thread
>white incels invade it and hijack it
>opposite thread
>white incels celebrating

>posts dyed hair swarthoid
real blond men who keep their real blond hair into adulthood are incredibly rare outside of northern europe and limited parts of the US, sorry OP.

>>82161532
don't worry, the opposite happens on chinese 4chan