Thread 82162223

garn local edition

>>82162223 (OP)
Utterly shite repetitive edition lad. Wish I'd made one meself now.

i broke into Blad's house and put one of his Nintendo games in the wrong case.

>>82162242
gotta agree. i was getting fed up so i had one prepped, but it took some work.

ah well. future edish, perhaps.

Another day wasted
Paralysed by indecision
Might do the exact same thing tomorrow wahey

>>82162242
>>82162251
fine, ill delete it, ungrateful mongs

>>82162223 (OP)
why do the british have their own general? are there really so many robots in britain that people feel the need to contain them?

>>82162242
You don't get it lad. LOL i..i..its a thread dolly XD XD

>>82162267
see that you do.

me? looking into how to trade, got a very basic understanding
>buy stocks of a few companies
>invest regularly
>over years profits grow
>put cash into an s&s ISA if I want the provider to invest on my behalf or a cash ISA which is a lower percent but I make a bit of interest on whatever is in the account

capital gains tax is confusing me tho, apparently its 20k in an ISA but 3k if not? but im seeing conflicting statements, can I have 20k tax free stonks per year or 3k?

oh so apparently if it is in an ISA, stonks and shares youre exempt from the 3k capital gains tax and ETFs are exempt anyway from CGT. Confusing this stonks business.

>>82162282
Creating a nest egg for retirement isn't all that difficult desu, most people are just so feckless and gormless that they don't even think about it, let alone figure out how to go about it.
>SIPP
>company pension
>gold
>ETFs
>BTC (hasn't nearly reached its peak yet imo)
Boom. Just leave it and over time you'll do fine. Most people see dips and get blackpilled but you've just got to keep holding.

financial advice from boxroom dossers hours

>>82162304
So people who have sex are feckless and gormless and you aren't? You, who no one wants to have sex with?

>in b4 "actually I have a big tiddy wife" lies to save face

by having saved money rather than spent it, i went over 6k and NOW i have spent it but there's a chance they'll go "well you should have told us, months ago" and they retrospectively do some audit shite and sanction me and/or reduce my bennies to cover the cost of what i should have been paying. what i should have been doing is buying more drugs. and not starving myself. takeaways. truffles, caviar, why the fuck not.

it's all so fucking tiring, lads

>>82162304
got a civil cervix pension thing going at the minute I put money into per month, haven't looked too far into gold, would that be physical or ''online gold''? id assume physical. I think I'll start with ETFs in a few companies and invest monthly into them and just permahold, BTC I also need to properly look into, day trading sounds interesting but idk if its worth the risk. 24 so got a while until retirement, if I sort this out I might be alright in the future.

>>82162328
well you would have said the same of /g/ in 2010 when they were harping on about magic internet money

Actually /went beehive/ recently. Newcastle pub though not Sunlun.


Also think I'm garn a bit woke desu. Don't like stupid, pointless, hateful seething over the same 5 "right wing" topics day after day. Don't get how people enjoy doing this to themselves. People like tuned into GB News listening to drivel about women's sports, forever. Grim.

>>82162361
if those fermis didn't explode, i see no reason those mining guides wouldn't have worked. in hindsight i 100% fucking missed out (even BOUGHT Bitcoin i forgot about, there's something like 50 grand BTC just out there in the aether)

now, /jp/'s foreign exchange shite, that was just a pure gamble.

>>82162304
Why bother when you can get stabbed by an angry wog and die. His defense is "He called me a N*gger!" and will do 3 years in prison?
There's no point in saving.

>>82162347
Just go to /biz/ and do the exact opposite of what they say

Looking forward to the mass bitcoin mong suicides when it all crashes to nothing

>>82162383
Laughed so much at this lad, well done

>>82162388
I would expect even the most retarded btc owner would have sold SOME by now