Thread 82162732

HEY FEMBOT!
...
... uh... hang on a second.
Damnit. Where did I put it?

I had like a whole ass note here...

It's somewhere. Gimme a moment, I'm sorry

Christ, I always do this. Is this it?
...
...
Nah this ain't it. Give me another minute

AH YEAH I FOUND-
Fuck this isn't what I'm looking for

Yeah sorry I got that back in 2016 for -
Oh hey I think... nah this ain't it either.

Man I gotta organize my papers...
I'm sorry I promise I'm not trying to waste your time I just lost my notes

Uh... hmmm. Nope. Not it.

Is that... no.

I'm so sorry, please just give me like two more minutes I know it's here somewhere

Uh... let's see... this belongs to my sister.

Fuck, fuck fuck.

Ywah, don't worry about that book, I'm just holding it for a friend.

You dropped this bro

Ah shit, I haven't seen this in forever. Not what I'm looking for though.

Uh... look please don't go I promise it's an important note just another couple minutes I'm so sorry

>>82162844
Uh... nah that's uh... just put it behind the shelf.

Lets see... this paper is like 6 years old, why do I still have it?

Ah man I have like a million of these. One moment I think I see it.

FUCK YEAH, I found it!

*Ahem* You're gay!

good thread, professor bro

>>82163500
Thanks, and checked. Probably gonna go listen to JFK again tonight

>>82162876
Bro, wtf is this behind your shelf

>>82163600
Uh... um... j-... ffffuck. That's uh... I don't know how that got there

>>82163600
It's mine, sorry

As is customary and polite, let me rifle about in my coffers. I will produce something fitting in return for the documentation you have procured for me, malebot, yes..

>>82163766
This is fucking great

Ah. Not what I was looking for, but that should go to you anyways. Your father left that to you in his will.

Let's see here... In the back of the file cabinet, perhaps? In that area where the drawer doesn't quite pull out to so you have to crink your hand to dig around blindly in the recesses the cabinet seems not to want to surrender?

>>82163830
>Your father left that to you in his will.
Oh did that faggot finally fucking die? Been waiting.

Anyway, I threw out my filing cabinet for that very reason. Lost my birth cert too. Whoops

Oh, no, that's not it. That's the note I had to leave for your babysitter, that time all the local highschoolers were booked up for the summer so we had to pay that dominatrix triple her rate to keep an eye on and not sodomize you, Anon. Ahh, memories. I always keep that one right next to your kindergarten graduation photo.

>>82163679
I found it behind these

Yasssss frank

>>82163863
>not sodomize you, Anon.
Got some bad news about that babysitter. Might wanna get your money back.

>>82163877
>fuck they found the stash

>>82163917
Who's Fank?