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Anonymous No.82166993 >>82167010 >>82167014 >>82167027 >>82167028 >>82167844 >>82168588 >>82168780
I'm addicted to larping as a woman online
It's not like I'm "catfishing" anyone, I don't start longterm relationships as a woman. I just like pretending I'm a girl. I'm addicted to the attention, the constant DMs and people taking an active interest in me. As a man you basically have to beg people to pay attention to you, and you'll never get any affection. I know I'm a liar and a bad person I just can't help it
Anonymous No.82167010 >>82167054
>>82166993 (OP)
>As a man you basically have to beg people to pay attention to you
Skill issue. You're just a better woman than a man.
Anonymous No.82167014
>>82166993 (OP)
I am addicted to LARPing as a Christian online, so I cannot judge you.
Anonymous No.82167027 >>82167079
>>82166993 (OP)
Please kill yourself, you and normfags keep shitting up the catalog
Anonymous No.82167028
>>82166993 (OP)
you should simply transition
Anonymous No.82167054 >>82167794
>>82167010
Well unfortunately all the fake tranny science is wrong and I can't turn myself into one, or I probably would. If there was transmutation magic that could make me 100% female I would absolutely do it. Idc about period cramps, birthing pains, back aches, sexualization, or any of that other shit they complain about. I want to be a little princess so bad. I'm so fucking tired of having to be a man every day. I'm fucking tired of being judged by women and other men for not being good enough.
Anonymous No.82167079 >>82168538
>>82167027
I'm literally a fucking incel, I have a right to post here. Sorry I bumped off yet another thread of someone complaining about being a virgin. Holy shit what are we gonna do
Anonymous No.82167794 >>82168550
>>82167054
being a woman doesnt automatically mean you get to be liked and a pretty princess as u say. kek there are ugly girls too and its worse than being an ugly guy
Anonymous No.82167844 >>82168538
>>82166993 (OP)
It's you Slog isn't it?
Anonymous No.82168538 >>82168550
>>82167844
No I'm some other fag

>>82167079
In 2025 as long as you're not a whale or a complete whore, most women can accrue a fucking menagerie of simps and suitors. If I was the same weight and phenotype I am now, I'd literally just be my mom. And I know my mom gets laid
Anonymous No.82168550
>>82168538
I fucking meant to respond to this>>82167794
Anonymous No.82168588
>>82166993 (OP)
I have a fake profile on duolicious and I love the attention from clueless guys lmao
Anonymous No.82168780
>>82166993 (OP)
I think I unintentionally catfished some poor guy on league of legends because my username had "kitten" in it and with the way I typed he somehow thought I was a girl so he kept inviting me to play with him and be my supp. He kept spamming heart emotes while we were playing and it felt nice to feel welcome for once. Then at some point I gave him my first name which obviously is male and he insta ghosted me kek