Thread 82167397

I thought this would be an interesting way to combine an "ideal partner" and "minimum partner standards" thread. To participate, fill in the pyramid as follows:

>Bottom level: Bare minimum, non-negotiable standards
>Middle level: Traits you could live without but would very much appreciate in a partner
>Top level: Stuff that would be nifty but not expected by any means, proverbial icing on the cake

>>82167397 (OP)
Here's mine as an example, feel free to make yours more A E S T H E T I C

>>82167397 (OP)
i think my pyramid may be a little basic but hey its just a little fun

>>82167540
Come on nigga, this is your opportunity to be as picky as you like in the upper levels

Be specific

>>82167596
i mean this is just what i like, i mean just being loved and cuddling with a girl is enough i mean as long as i can be with her and she likes me thats all i could genuinely ask for

>>82167654
You fail the thought exercise

Bumping because I know you guys are working hard on your pyramids

...You ARE making pyramids, right

Because if you aren't making pyramids and I spent like 20 minutes creating mine for nothing, I swear to God

>>82168030
I'm not making one

>>82168127
NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER

>>82168095
What does this pyramid say about me

>>82168225
A man of taste aside from the asexual part, nice job anon and thanks for effortposting

Where are the chibi waifus from?

>>82167397 (OP)
I actually haven't put a lot of thought into what I want in a women besides the basics, so the pyramid might be a bit lacking

>>82168378
>Except Serbia and Croatia

Balkans are so funny

>>82168392
I am not even a Balkinian I just love Serbia and Croatia.

>>82167404
>bottom corner of top section

>>82167397 (OP)
well it was fun to think about

>>82167397 (OP)
>put in too much effort into things that will never mean or do anything in my life award
have a good night /r9k/
it was a good little thought visualization and doodling adventure
thanks, OP.

my standards are too high

originally

>>82169518
lol that's breddy gud
I've been trying to come up with something but I'm so dead inside that I can't conceptualize an ideal at any level

One last bump for now I guess

bumping while I work on mine so this doesn't dissapear

>>82168402
As someone from one of those countries, they are both shitholes lmao

I didded it. And now I am sad

it is perfectly done

>>82171792
>amazing vagina bones
Wut dae phuk?

>>82171830
I mean these guys

>>82171850
I don't think that's what those are called, anon.

I wish I knew if I had those but I'm chubby and I carry all of my fat in my gut

>>82171870
Don't tell me what to call what I see what it is

>>82171877
I'll tell you whatever I want, fag. I could probably lift you over my head.

>>82171893
Bet, hefty

>>82171906
You under 155?

>>82167397 (OP)
It's a lot of stuff but I think most are fairly reasonable expectations.

It's made under the assumption that the partner loves me and cares for me, otherwise what's the point xd

>>82171996
> reasonable
least picky incel

>>82172157
You're correct, but using the word incel unironically also makes me want to kick you in the dick

>>82172157
damn imagine being called picky for not wanting to fuck anything that moves and instead wanting a well-rounded person who takes at least some care of themselves

I don't ask for much
>>82172157
Nothing wrong with having standards. Nobody should convince you otherwise

Nice to see this thread got some traction

>>82172878
Not that much sadly. It's an interesting concept though

Bumping while I draw mine because I can barely use computers

>>82172917
Eh, better than I anticipated at least

all I want is for someone to genuinely love me back

>>82173363
Interestingly gender-nonspecific

>>82173363
>all I want is for someone to genuinely love me back
Me too, anon. What a grim world we live in

>>82173363
>not gullible is a non-negotiable standard
Why do you hate people that have had gullible written on their ceiling

Ignore the lack of photoshop and shitty hand writing

>>82173468
I don't know why its flipped on its side like that

>>82173468
My neck hurts reading this xdd

>>82167397 (OP)
>PRYAMID

FUCKING TYPO

>>82170292
thanks anon
but you should keep on trying
maybe it'll just, i dunno, happen?
>>82173020
bumping for this anon's pyramid >>82173468
wtf that's my handwriting
>>82173504
OP must die for his sins

>>82167397 (OP)
Sigh, this is dumb.

>>82174381
I forgot to include that on mine

would've been easier the other way around i would have enjoyed adding more images but there is no space

>>82175199
>Independent
>14

>>82175391
You could interpret that a few ways, as an ideal, as something to grow into or in my case I just mean it as a personality trait not a socioeconomic status or whatever you were thinking.

>>82175470
Okay I guess that's acceptable, enjoy your child-bride anon

>>82175540
Thank you, I will enjoy my adolescent bride

>>82175199
I pray you do the right thing and end your life

>>82175634
The right thing only exists in your head it's an expression of your own narcissism.

>>82167397 (OP)
Ideally I want me peener en teh vageener

>>82175658
This man is a visionary