Thread 82169997

>short
>skin condition
>never dated

Damn, wonder why he killed himself, lmao

>>82169997 (OP)
You forgot balding, OP. Dude stacked every debuff available no wonder he killed himself.

>>82169997 (OP)
She's a bit dumb, check on your brother. What could she have done?

>>82169997 (OP)
you make "skin condition" sound like it's bad because it's unattractive to women, but really it's hard to live with, like IBS

the dumb cunt who authored the OP doesn't even seem that sad

>my older brother, basically second father
>amazing person who did everything cool for me
>yeah he killed himself
>he left us whatever money he had
>he was such a cool and great person
>i'm pretty upset about it you know
>i just don't understand why he did it
>anyway let's ask reddit
>what do you guys think ??

grim
makes me want to torture certain people before I pull the plug, make them really suffer

>>82170106
It's not about the suffering but seeking validation from others for perceived suffering.

>>82169997 (OP)
A short, balding incel with a skin condition wrote this Reddit post.

>>82169997 (OP)
>>82170381
the fact that the first thing "she" mentioned about her supposed dead brother was his height makes it seem fake

>>82170098
Yeah my dad and brother have it and it seems really rough. Like their scalps will flake and bleed as well as their arms, they need special shampoo and do light treatments in a big machine they brought home from the hospital. Both of them still have women because they are tall but it seems painful

>>82170098
Yeah IBS is just fucked dude
No one can see it
It feels like living with a hot piece of coal or a knife in your stomach some days
There's no real treatment, that's why it's a syndrome
Healthcare charges out the fucking ass for anything related to gastro too.

>>82170098
it does suck
i have it on my dick and balls, inside my ears, on my scalp, and i temporarily had it on my eyelids/nose as well
and that's not even the worst of it, there are people who have it INSIDE OF THEIR MOUTH for example

>>82170098
psoriasis is horrible, constant pain and incurable.

>>82169997 (OP)
this is what happens when you don't blame your problems on others

>>82169997 (OP)
>"Please open this on your wedding day"
>Opens immediately
Yeah, real respect right there. Probably already spent the money on a vacation to find herself after her loss.

>>82169997 (OP)
He wanted to fuck his sister thats why he gave her so much extra money. He probably jacked off into his sisters undies so many times and loved the scent of chads cum that would leak out of his sisters bum into the cloth.

so is this just the spontaneous suicide phenotype? am i fucked?
>5'6"
>balding
>23
>never had a gf physical contact with a woman
>suicidal ideation
worse of all
>severe psorasis
i wouldnt wish psorasis on my worst enemy
its like being a leper, and your "best" choice is paying for expensive (temporary) treatments

>>82171952
Girls love to pick at your disorder. Dont give up, youll get a cute girlfriend who has lots of funky hobbies to party it up with soon

>>82171968
>Girls love to pick at your disorder
what do you mean, like peel the dead skin off?

>>82171992
Dont reply to me again ghoul. I was just fucking with you. You wont get to cum like your dad does into your moms mouth. Talk to them some more, pretend your dad isnt plapping your moms ass.

>>82172003
now im gonna reply just out of spite

if the dude was a woman he'd have a caring boyfriend who embraces their physical flaws

>>82171854
>>82170691
>>82170633

at least y'all niggas dont have herpes, id trade herpes for psoriasis in a hearbeat

>>82170098
Both can be cured by eating raw primal diet.

>>82169997 (OP)
> invent a story where your older brother killed himself
> start mentioning how he was short and balding

People don't even put effort in their bait anymore...and redditors will just eat it up

>>82172058
nobody cares you degen freak

>>82169997 (OP)
>short
limb lengthening surgery is fairly safe now and has made big advancement in the last few years, and you easily get at least 4" without any real long-term complications

>bald
get on medication, and/or a transplant, failing that, get a hair system

>psoriasis
there are treatments for this, too

the problem with the OP's brother is that he spent mental energy on being a self-deprecating redditor who believed in bluepill nonsense about just being a nice and fun-loving guy instead of ruthlessly improving himself and fraudmaxxing if need be

>>82172007
>>82171992
>>82171952
Nice cats, nigga

>>82169997 (OP)
>I don't know why
>Lists all the reasons why
Probably fake but still

>>82172058
how did you get herpes? care to share with the class?

>>82172145
Fuck dude, that is rough. I know it's board culture here to rag on finasteride, but I'm genuinely thankful I went to a dermatologist when the hairline started receding and got onto it. I did the shave it off meme right when my left-side started to pull up a bit, and my head looked like a mutant egg. So after it regrew I went to the doc, got on it, then was set. Now I'm just worried about it wearing off. It's been over 10 years but I heard eventually your body builds a resistance to it and then you have to get on a stronger version of it, which has a higher likelihood of side-effects.

They need to solve this shit with gene therapy yesterday, crazy.

>>82172250
You can get herpes without sexual contact. Just sit in a sketchy bathroom if you have to pee

>>82172145
>easily get 4''
Safe limit for femurs is 8cm so 3.5 inches, most western surgeons will dissuade you heavily from going over that limit, that most people don't even reach. And good luck if you get it done in some shit hole country like Turkey for cheap.

>>82170106
I've done similar here. Its because I have no one to talk to in life.

>>82172275
>Just sit in a sketchy bathroom if you have to pee
why would i sit to piss? huh??

>>82171992
Not that guy but yeah gf's do seem to be into 'nursing' your skin conditions. I suspect most people who watch those pimple popping videos are women. I have a pilonidal cyst which flares up every now and then if I fall lay/fall asleep in the wrong position and my ex spent hours trying to fix it. I'm sorry you have that, it's looks painful

>>82172427
>I suspect most people who watch those pimple popping videos are women
i get the feeling this is true, isnt that why sensory and slime videos and shit are so popular
>it's looks painful
its not really painful, just very alienating (and messy)
i can imagine a lot of people would be disgusted or concerned at the sight of it, its not like regular dry skin at all

>>82172290
3.5" is probably enough to significantly improve the lives of many manlets

>>82172145
>limb lengthening surgery
>>82172290
>>82172468
do not fall for the limb lengthening psyop
height is not just how far your head goes upwards, its the proportions and composition of your entire body and people WILL notice somethings off about you (on top of that youve permanently weakened your bones)

>>82171968
When you say it's going to happen now
what exactly do you mean?
see, I've already waited too long
and all my hope is gone

>>82172531
again you don't permanently weaken your bones if you stay within the safe range, the surgery has come a long way, and I say this as a 6'1 tallfag who will never get it done obviously

people noticing your arms are slightly shorter than they should be is not nearly as bad as them noticing you are fucking short, lmao

>>82172647
>say this as a 6'1 tallfag
rest of post discarded, kill yourself, fuck you, get out of this thread REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82172076
Too bad it doesn't cure balding.

>>82172687
5'11" manlet checking in. This anon is right. Having an awkward lanky bone structure is not nearly as bad as it sounds. At the end of the day, girls just wanna look up to your face and feel smol and dainty.

>>82172747
Hair transplant. All of these could have been solved by moneymaxxing

>>82170061
i'm short and probably in the top 0.1% of balders in terms of how early it happened to me. + a thin dick. i got it all. and yes i also think i need to get the fuck out of this life

>>82172784
this
anyone who says "money cant buy happiness" deserves to spend a year or two dirt poor and homeless to see how much happy they can squeeze out
fucking hate "just bee yourself" retards so much its unreal

>>82172310
yeah this. it makes me believe some of the weirder shit that gets posted here, because ive done it myself, posted my ol' horror story and gotten a good few "wtf"s. and its simply because i literally cant tell anyone in real life, or on anything my name is attached to.

>>82172427
Because women are natural caregivers. The men go out and hunt for food and shit, get a couple of bruises and cuts and the female heals them back to full.