Thread 82170397

one time i had a normalfag from high school over at my house and he planted a camera in my toilet to film me and my family shitting and pissing.
i peed on it.
my dad found it after the guy had left, i thought it was one of those toilet things, i think they're called urinal cakes, it was disguised as one of those.

>>82170397 (OP)
That seems really hot. Did your mom poo onto it? Id love to watch your mom shart, especially if it had audio so I could hear every crackle and pop of her tight sphincter passing the turgid stink log out of her shit pipe while groaning and sighing in relief.

thats not a normie thing
he definitely browsed this site

>>82170414
i don't know he seemed normalfag to me.

>>82170397 (OP)
invited me friend to sleepover and woke up with cum on my face. never had friends again. that was 20 years ago

>>82170510
are you a dude?
normals are out of control

>>82170510
Damn thats so fucking hot that somebody liked your face enough to do that. You are a joyous guy who experienced adoration from another soul.

>>82170517
>>82170407
get out of my thread diddy ass nigga

>>82170515
yes. [original tag thingy]

>>82170519
Fun fact is hes named did. Because he didnt. You seem pretty woke af. Whats up nigger. You finna throw down? Ill pop a nut.

>>82170452
it must have been a disguise

>>82170539
yeah maybe.
he was going around school telling people i was bullying him and everyone believed him because i never attended school and looked weird... some might even say i looked creepy.
i had dropped out of high school by then though so the people who knew me they just knew of me they didn't know me personally.

Normalfags love to crowd me in public areas for no reason. Like, I will be at a completely empty park with multiple benches and a person will come sit directly next to me and just fucking stare at me. If I move or try to avoid these people I've actually been yelled at for it. A few months ago some guy literally heckled me for not throwing away trash in a trashbin where he was hanging out menacingly. Probably pissed because I prevented him from hitting on me easily and saw that I wanted absolutely nothing to do with him so his only mode of thought was "fuck her!"

>>82170551
Thats so fucking hot. All those guys are trying to have sex with you. You should ask them if they want to see your vagina.

>>82170573
It's not hot it's just because I live in the city now. Back when I lived in the country NOBODY acted like this. If someone approached you it was for a reason. Like I was playing disc golf by my parents property the other day and an old man let me know the course weaves strangely then wished me a good day 0 creepiness at all

>>82170586
It actually is creepy because he only did that to talk to a pretty face. He wouldnt have said that to a guy. Well its not creepy its actually really hot. You should start showing guys your vagina, they want to see whats in your pants. Especially the lowinhibmaxxed alphas who approach you, they got lots of testosterone and want to fertilize your ovaries.

>>82170397 (OP)
why would your friend from highschool want to watch your family poop?

>>82170609
All that matters is the result of the actions thought crimes are not real, hitler

>>82170615
he wasn't my friend, we were in a band together. the band couldn't find a drummer so they settled on him. then before i dropped out of school i wound up in a math class with him in it and i accidentally embarassed him infront of a girl he liked so he was trying to get revenge by showing people footage of me shitting and pissing i guess.

>>82170630
wouldn't that backfire tho? i feel people would take umbrage of how he got such footage.

>>82170626
Stop being a sex pest. You wouldnt want Jerome coming after your boypussy either. Girls shouldnt have to deal with it. They get enough attention from god.

>>82170647
A real Christian would never leave God lowercase

>>82170660
Yeah gods a fag dude. He fucks so many girls and isnt honest about it.

>>82170660
Lol like imagine there is an immortal alien who plaps girls. Thats gotta be one of the biggest nightmares possible. And its real, and its actually so bad that he lies about it.

>>82170637
he would paint me as some bad guy, with shit like "oh he's a pedophile, of he was bullying me so i'm getting revenge" and normal retards are dumb as fuck so they buy that kind of shit hook line and stinker.
some people didn't believe me and told me about it which is how i found out.

>>82170677
>>82170686
I hope God is real and at the gates of heaven he confronts you for all these gay ass posts and says you didn't think I heard you talking shit