Thread 82170680

>they tell me to go to the store to buy milk
>it's really hard for me to do this
>i go to the store
>milk looks like yogurt for whatever reason
>buy yogurt instead by accident
>they shout at me
>already going through a lot and angry at me for something else

>>82170680 (OP)
Your IQ has to be below 85.
Let me guess, you're an incel too?
There's probably a correlation there.

>>82170693
die
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soda makes it all worth it. if i ever run out of money for soda life will lose all meaning. i need like 0.5l of soda to function

>>82172022
Dude you should try cumming into a girls mouth. Feels so fucking cool to have a hot girl on her knees with her head in your hands while pumping your thing into her tongue and on her face. Cumming in a girls mouth is like the perfect mix of tightness, not like a girls bum where it sometimes feels too tight. Damn I need a whore or a drug overdose to skip the rest of this.

>>82172034
>while pumping your thing
no I am ashamed to masturbate

>>82172034
soda is better. i've never had sex and probably never will.
>>82172054
masturbating feels good but then you feel bad after 5 seconds

>>82172098
How old are u son that u feel a guilt over masturbation

>>82172248
It's bad at any age, pen0r goes in vagoo ONLEH >:(

>"I'll give OP a task so simple not even he could fuck it up"
Life, uh, finds a way.

>>82172248
i don't feel bad because of guilt it just fucking sucks and i'm not the anon that said he feels ashamed to masturbate. i'm op and i said >>82172098

it sucks because it literally feels good for like 5 seconds and then you feel even more depressed than before and you have to clean up or wait for it to dry and if you clean up by idk paper towel you have to secretly find a way to dispose it without anyone seeing it and if you let it dry it takes like hours and you smell of it and have to shower afterwards. i'm not a moralfag that cares about "penis only vagina" or "marriage". i really don't give a shit what someone else does i just hate hearing about sex all the fucking time. have sex if you want to or don't if you don't want to just stop fucking talking about it everyday every hour. this board is especially fucking bad. and i'm worse than an incel since i literally can't even meet anyone and i'm a dumb weird ugly person

>>82172388
although it's probably better for society if people weren't actual prostitutes and followed christianity but i have no reason to even care anymoer about a society that has outcast me this bad. you can all do whatever you want

like if you're a normalfag and you don't advocate for christianity you're digging your own grave. promoting sex like that ruins all actual connection. if i ever got a girlfriend that loves me and she did something like that i'd probably kill myself because what would even be the point of anything after that? but that's what casual sex having promotes. like imagine being married to someone for a long time and then they get attracted to someone more attractive or whatever and just leave you one day and your life loses all meaning. it must suck to be a normalfag