← Home ← Back to /r9k/

Thread 82170747

14 posts 4 images /r9k/
Anonymous No.82170747 >>82170748 >>82170752 >>82170763 >>82170792 >>82170846 >>82170998 >>82171183 >>82171245
Im a suicide motivator I find people on subreddit who are full of depressed people and try talking them into suicide.
Anonymous No.82170748
>>82170747 (OP)
Work is work. Only cringe if you do it for free.
Anonymous No.82170752 >>82170760
>>82170747 (OP)
ok help me anon, how can i do it when i have family and i would make the rest of their lives more miserable?
Anonymous No.82170760 >>82170781 >>82171169
>>82170752
Your family will be more ashamed than sad to be honest. Theyll constantly backbite amongst themselves about how bad of a person u actually were and within a year theyll forget you. Plus ur dead why should u care what happens afterwards not like youll be hanging around
Anonymous No.82170763
>>82170747 (OP)
That doesnt actually work. The people on redit dont even have souls. Thats why their usernames look the way that they do. God clones himself through breeding women. Every clone retains all of gods knowledge. When god is done having sex, he comes online and writes fake posts pretending to be a human.
Anonymous No.82170781
>>82170760
weak ass
Anonymous No.82170792
>>82170747 (OP)
i bet you get some good eating over on the trans ones
Anonymous No.82170846
>>82170747 (OP)
Have you been successful?
Anonymous No.82170986
Can you talk me into suicide pretty please!1!!!!!
Anonymous No.82170998 >>82171277
>>82170747 (OP)
My dream is to meet someone like OP and bash their fucking brains in with my bare hands
Anonymous No.82171169
>>82170760
You suck at this, dude.
An0nymous No.82171183
>>82170747 (OP)
You are a fucking hero, anon
Anonymous No.82171245
>>82170747 (OP)
>subreddit
fuck off normfag
Anonymous No.82171277
>>82170998
Why? He's getting rid of the competition.