Thread 82171594

>learning to draw furry porn
>search for deer pussy so I can get the anatomically correct version
>mom walks in me doing a sketch
>deer pussy on full display on my big ass screen
>slam closes door instantly
>WhatsApp me that she and my dad are going to have a talk with me tonight
I am scared. How could I not get disowned?

>>82171594 (OP)
Uuuuh.. studying anatomy?

>>82171594 (OP)
damn best you can do is to make some kind of weird excuse but i doubt your parents are gonna fall for it good luck tho

>>82171594 (OP)
you better be studying biology
or switch to it

>>82171594 (OP)
Tell them there are no jobs available and you're trying to get paid for drawing furry porn. I'd be looking for factory work to move out regardless if I were you.

>>82171594 (OP)
niggas really out here studying deer pussy lmao

>deer pussy
It's over

Sex with deers man

tell them that you're going to get paid some ridiculous amount for it and its hard to refuse

>parents enter your room without knocking
>you have your monitor facing the room
Just move out.

change your identity and move to philipines

>>82171594 (OP)
jesus christ what the hell is wrong with you, why didn't you lock the door when you draw furry porn

>>82171594 (OP)
>There aren't a lot of lucrative opportunities for illustrators. If I want to struggle my way toward more honorable creative endeavors I'm going to have to be willing to take some less-than-savory commissions
>It's not like any actual people are being degraded
GL

do artcucks really

>SCP-166 image

953 is way better bro.

>>82173004
source? how is that wretched bitch better?

>>82173335
she probably fucking stinks and also a blood thirsty murder. Meanwhile deer-succubus is pretty much the most scientifically sexy thing a human can conjure.....

>>82171594 (OP)
>listen I know it's degenerate but those who are average at art in this niche make six figures
>i want to draw but I also want to have good earning potential
O.o

Disregard all the advice any anons have given you in this thread, you HAVE to lie about it, and lie well. Make up some excuse like that your friend sent you a weird image (your friend is a scientist in this case) or that it was a popup from some sketchy website you visited (you can go even further this by explaining how certain websites feature shock value on purpose) and your mom walked in at just the wrong time. You can also say that it *wasn't* deer pussy, just a girl in cosplay (if they image was zoomed in or something.) Or you got contracted by a textbook company to draw some illustrations for a textbook about animal sex organs or animal breeding.
Do NOT say
>I am studying biology
they won't believe you and even if they do, they will still think that you're weird.
>I am making tons of money off of it
they won't understand, not even slightly, they will still condemn you for it.
>I am studying biology
they will ask further questions and it will fall apart.
>I am just studying anatomy
no one who studies anatomy draws deer pussy, that anon is genuinely retarded for suggesting that.

>>82171594 (OP)
nice excuse anon, I've been drawing furry porn since 2016 and I know you don't need to look up animal genitals

Shoulda been horse pussy.

>>82171594 (OP)
Tell them you are a degenerate and that they failed as parents by never respecting your boundaries and privacy enough to allow for healthy sexual development.

Remember the abuse Chad's playbook.
1. Never admit fault
2. Shift blame back at them
3. Use guilt, gaslighting and gullibility
4. If all else fails throw a violent tantrum

I have a story like that except they walked in on me looking at war footage from Ukraine and got to see a Russian soldier commit suicide. Mom learned to knock before entering after that.

>>82171594 (OP)
>WhatsApp me that we're going to have a talk.
Somehow that's the funniest part to me, why are your parents messaging you on WhatsApp? Couldn't they just text you?