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Anonymous No.82174652 >>82174678 >>82174745 >>82174806
Wait, you're supposed to scrub your feet in the shower?
Anonymous No.82174662
dude, no. just piss on them.
Anonymous No.82174678 >>82174715 >>82174923
>>82174652 (OP)
better question; do you stand up to wipe your butt or stay sitting on the toilet, me personally i stand and bend over a lil
Anonymous No.82174715 >>82174764
>>82174678
I squat on the seat and just stay squatting until I've done everything. Sometimes I forget to check how forward my peen is and piss everywhere :(
Anonymous No.82174745 >>82174845
>>82174652 (OP)
i recently learned you're supposed to "wash" your face as well
Anonymous No.82174764 >>82174810
>>82174715
guys pee a little when they poop too? thought that was exclusively a woman expirience. but you can aim your peen so thats a skill issue
Anonymous No.82174806
>>82174652 (OP)
Nobody does this, its a reddit meme
Anonymous No.82174810 >>82174901
>>82174764
Yeah, the peeing and pooing are kind of a tag team
Anonymous No.82174845
>>82174745
What do people mean by this, i just let water run on it
Anonymous No.82174901 >>82174933 >>82175229
>>82174810
wait so do u guys tuck ur peen in when you poop in case you pee
Anonymous No.82174923
>>82174678
I stand under the shower and spread my cheeks so the water can wash it
Anonymous No.82174933
>>82174901
Yeah, did you think we had our dick on top of our thighs while we took a shit?
Anonymous No.82175229
>>82174901
Especially I'm squatting on the seat because otherwise it naturally wants to point out a bit and then the pee will hit the seat