Thread 82175714 - /r9k/ [Archived: 78 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:06 PM No.82175714
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>IQ
>Talents or Hobbies
>Dick Size
>Mental Illnesses
>Eye Color
>Philosophical Beliefs
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:09:56 PM No.82175733
>>82175714 (OP)
Want to know my social security number too? You can't trick me that easy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:11:33 PM No.82175757
>IQ
midwit
>Talents or Hobbies
none
>Dick Size
i don't have one
>Mental Illnesses
anxiety, depression
>Eye Color
empty
>Philosophical Beliefs
i wish a big rock would hit earth and kill everyone
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:43 PM No.82175765
>>82175757
>i wish a big rock would hit earth and kill everyone
Same wanna have mutilation sex?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:03 PM No.82175783
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
110
>Talents or Hobbies
Jack of all trades; I do whatever the fuck I want
>Dick Size
6.5"
>Mental Illnesses
I'm... "cured"
>Eye Color
Shit-brown
>Philosophical Beliefs
Pragmatism
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:26:38 PM No.82175886
>IQ
Unknown but I believe it is above average based on my capabilities
>Talents or hobbies
Very athletic, physically gifted and always have been (strong, fast, coordinated). Very fast reaction time. Accurate. Creative. Very astute and observant. Cunning. I like reading, partaking in outdoor activities, playing games and learning new things.
>dick size
6 incher
>eye colour
Brown
>Philosophical views
Naturally a nihilist and a hedonist (ik its gay)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:23 PM No.82175940
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>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
135 (tool test 5 years ago tho)
>Talents
I can do meditation trances, and I know C++.
>Hobbies
Paranormal stuff
>Dick size
5 "
>Mental illness
Schizoaffective
>Eye color
Blue
>Philosophical beliefs
Virtue ethics
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:32:35 PM No.82175952
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>>82175714 (OP)
>iq
i got tested for iq by the justice system 4 years ago and desu i didnt really try my best because it was some bullshit but around 78
>talents or hobbies
i make beats, edit music videos and i rap sometimes, pretty well recieved in my local underground scene.
i like guns a lot and own some LEGAL air rifles and some pistols and crossbow but my dream would honestly be to go to america and be a gunsmith, make gucci ar's i also have watched ~90% of all zombie movies avaliable in the west. as well as ~90% post apocalypse movies.
>dick size
19 cm on a good day when im not on any benzos or opiates
>mental illnesses
been in therapy for all kinds of shit my final wrap sheet till now is (and take this with a grain of salt because fuck psychiatry honestly)
cptsd complex ptsd
chronic anxiety
chronic depression
asd autism spectrum disorder
they couldnt decide on schizotypal or bpd so i won the "unspecified personality disorder" medal
>eye color
blue
>philosophical beliefs
just try be righteous, idk soft stoicism with some absurdism. regular stuff
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:36:12 PM No.82175997
>>82175714 (OP)
Another data harvesting thread? All right, I bite.
>IQ probably around average
>I like everything to do with screenwriting, music, sports, and history.
>6.5 inch
>Unsociable
>Hazel
>Mostly stoic
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:38:00 PM No.82176017
>IQ
115-120ish IIRC, only got tested to get into nerd high school and it was a while ago
>Talents or Hobbies
cooking, baking, diy, being bad at growing berries, weebshit
>Dick Size
6.5"x6.5"
>Mental Illnesses
Not diagnosed but likely schizoid and/or dysthymia
>Eye Color
Hazel
>Philosophical Beliefs
Retarded mix of daoism, buddhism and stoicism
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:38:57 PM No.82176026
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
Online tests range between 115-130, so I dont actually know
>Talents or Hobbies
I fish. Thats about it.
>Dick Size
6.5"
>Mental Illnesses
Autism, anxious attachment (not an illness I know), major depressive disorder, and I believe I skirted the edge of prodromal schizophrenia for a few years due to drug use
>Eye Colour
Green
>Philosophical Beliefs
Its realpolitik all the way down - not much else
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:41:33 PM No.82176050
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>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
Neither retarded or genius. Kinda smart tho
>Talents or Hobbies
Can speak 5 languages and program a bit. Good at learning things
>Dick Size
16.2 cm in length
>Mental Illnesses
Undiagnosed but I'm fairly confident that I got autism
>Eye Color
Light brown
>Philosophical Beliefs
I want to destroy western civilization because it's making my life suck. I can't get a job or get laid or afford anything
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8/13/2025, 11:42:37 PM No.82176060
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>>82175714 (OP)
one hundred fifty five
learning about ai mostly rn sometimes talking to egirls
eight inches
gambling addict and stupid in terms of life decisions still live with my parents i think molested me for example but i sleep in a tent with an alarm
green
i dont have it bad kurt cobain was already dead by my age every second of my life is a gift and i dont really care about things other than child safety such as using ai to fix pediatric illnesses and stopping child trafficing but i wanna also build a sailboat buy land and get a wife
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:23 PM No.82176089
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
139 according to a professionally administered test I took age 9.

>Talents or Hobbies
Violin, fencing, bouldering, language learning, wrestling, chess, calligraphy, 4D rubix cube solving.

>Dick Size
7.75 inches (bone pressed) x 5.1 inches

>Mental Illnesses
Therapist said I had symptoms of OCD.

>Eye Color
Blue

>Philosophical Beliefs
Neoplatonist accelerationist capitalist
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:06 PM No.82176117
>IQ
115 but I feel stupid as shit
>Talents or Hobbies
I love IT stuff but I'm not very good at programming though
>Dick Size
16cm
>Mental Illnesses
need for attention, I like when people I know around me are doing bad
>Eye Color
blue, green
>Philosophical Beliefs
I'm npc
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:28 PM No.82176119
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>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
i did some online one some 8 ish years ago and scored 135, does that count?
>Talents or Hobbies
my talents include fucking shit up, wasting time, cooking good stuff and finding solutions
my hobbies also include cooking, as well as cycling sometimes, software development (which i also work with) and playing games
>Dick Size
wouldn't you like to know, fag
average, leave me alone
>Mental Illnesses
pic related, probably assburgers too but i wouldn't know
>Eye Color
dark brown, black unless you stick a flashlight in my eyes
>Philosophical Beliefs
uh, i believe everyone has a lot of potential, and that a lot of people fucking waste it
that's it, i don't even know the rest
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:28 AM No.82176274
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>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
104 but mid 20's, unemployed, and with only an associates
>Talents or Hobbies
None :)
>Dick Size
4.34
>Mental Illnesses
Major Depression for sure. I had acute anxiety, but I kind of beat it. I see more of myself in people when I used to just see someone who might judge me.
I might have attention deficient and a mild version of one of the colder, calculating, sociopathic autisms that clashes with me wanting to be a fun guy.
>Eye Color
Blue, but my eyes are squinty so people will know me for years and not know.
>Philosophical Beliefs
My ideal world is pretty bog standard Liberal Communism, everyone around me is suffering and I'd prefer for that not to happen. I got some real sympathy for social conservatism in general, even if on every actual issue I'm still socially liberal. Getting canceled is a real fear and liberal rhetoric is annoying as fuck. I used to be a pretty loudly, vocally conservative but I realized how much of it was me rebelling against liberal rhetoric and that I am poor and probably always will be.
I'm not antinatalist exactly, but I think on an individual level most people are not fit to be parents. I'd prefer a smaller human population living in more sustainable, equal living conditions and children are raised by people who actually want to and are qualified to be there.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:08:42 AM No.82176329
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
135 (Mensa)
>Talents or Hobbies
Anime, books, history, philosophy, linguistics, programming, bullying
>Dick size
6 inches
>Mental Illnesses
Bipolar disorder
>Eye Color
brown
>Philosophical Beliefs
Stirnerian Egoism with elements of Nietzsche philosophy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:18:48 AM No.82176421
>>82176060
>155 IQ
Nigga u got a 90 IQ MFer.
>I talk to egirls
That's not a skill nigga
>8 inches
Lying ass bitch
>Molested
Why you fantasizing about this shit?
>I wanna buy land
Nigga the only dirt your poor ass is gonna own the shit that comes out to ass bitch.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:25:37 AM No.82176490
>>82175714 (OP)
>iq
Like 2 or 3
>hobbies
I play video games and read science fiction novels
>dick size
like 6 inches
>mental illnesses
Only the one that makes you respond to this thread
>eye color
brown
>philosophical beliefs
The one that anyone who puts something serious here is a faggot.
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8/14/2025, 12:26:34 AM No.82176496
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>>82176421
i got tested for iq
its my hobby
not lying i am an inch longer than a monster can
not fantasizing i wanna ghost my whole rapey family forever
land is cheap as fuck i could work have a year in it and afford ten acres
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:30:03 AM No.82176523
>>82175714 (OP)
>>IQ
113 (Mensa Norway)
>>Talents or Hobbies
It used to be drawing, writing anime reviews and watching anime/movies. Now I just play games
>>Dick Size
14cm or 15cm
>>Mental Illnesses
Used to have: depression
Have: OCD, GAD, social phobia
>>Eye Color
Green
>>Philosophical Beliefs
I don't know what that means and I think I don't have one. But what comes to mind when I read this is: I'm a little existentialist and it's hard to see any value in people. I also believe in introspection as a quality since it envolves reflection: if you aren't a little introspective then you probably are a NPC
And I say that even though I'm a midwit myself lol. I'm too arrogant.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:08 AM No.82176548
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
Doesn't matter, but it's around 128 when I did care.
>talents/hobbies
I'm a 120wpm typist and I am frequently asked for casual tech support. I tend to lean more toward creative solutions or trial and error.
>dick size
6inch, doesn't matter, won't use it.
>mental illnesses
Possibly autism, felt too aware when I was slotted in with the mouthbreathers squirreled off to the back-end classrooms to practice social skills in school. Their VHS and DVD tapes featured incredibly stilted acting and social scenarios that don't work (cold approaching groups of random people).
>eye color
Brown
>philosophical beliefs
There's nothing at the end. So I can take comfort in that. I am more machine than man at this point.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:33:40 AM No.82176559
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
Never been tested but throughout highschool I was scoring in the top 1% of my country for most subjects
>Hobbies
Cooking, reading, hiking, learning in general
>Dick size
7.5x5.5
>Mental Illnesses
Recovering from depression and anxiety
>Eye Colour
Blue/Green
>Philosophical Beliefs
Big proponent of determinism but not in an edgy way.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:38 AM No.82176592
>>82175714 (OP)
Fuck it, I don't care if this is a honeypot to see who uses this website
>iq
I don't believe in a measurement of intelligence to be fully fool-proof so I refuse to do one, but I've been told I was smart by a bunch of people so take that as you will
>talents or hobbies
I'm a great baker, multilingual, musician (can play the violin, piano and accordion), experienced in scamming, calligraphy, reading (particularly research papers on a varity of topic from economics, quantum physics to societal issues... plus homestuck), plus I'm a fan of video games, art and British comedies (plus father ted)
>Dick size
A bit over seven inches, never had any problems with it
>Mental illnesses
High-functioning autism when that was apart of the diagnosis, I'm also pretty sure I have some form of psychopathy and PTSD but those haven't been diagnosed, only autism was when u was a kid, there's history for all of this in my family so it wouldn't surprise me if I did have all three considering the way I act
>Eye colour
A dullish blue, somewhere in between a mix of dark grey and blue
>philosophical beliefs
I don't think there's a single term to fully describe my beliefs but to simplify it I would be considered a left wing libertarian that believes in a more drastic version of keynesian, I'll admit that I haven't fully come to terms with everything which is why I'm doing my own research and work that's expands from his, someone needs to come up with a better system than neoliberalism so I'm contributing my own ideas into the debate, just need to finish writing my book first =)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:41:59 AM No.82176622
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
125 or 128 according to that online Mensa test? Can't remember and don't really care much
>Talents or Hobbies
Football (good at specific aspects of the game considering my amount of experience), I used to play a classical instrument to a decent enough level, realistic fps/action games, general problem solving, great attention to detail, ability to think objectively and logically
>Dick Size
15cm
>Mental Illnesses
None anymore :D I don't even have autism despite how I sound.
>Eye Color
Brown
>Philosophical Beliefs
I just want to self-actualise with le gf/wife and hopefully people won't pester/antagonise me with their bullshit. I just want a comfy life with a few friends and family around. I guess that also makes me a bit materialistic because I think a comfy home is important. I don't really care about politics anymore, to the extent that I do the minimal to make sure someone who's very obviously incompetent doesn't get elected. I also believe people underestimate the power of their minds, and I despise the fact they refuse to gain control over their bodily desires.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:20 AM No.82176654
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>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
Iuhno, never got it measured. People tell me I'm smart.

>>Talents or Hobbies
CQB and machinegun training. Oh, and I can use claymores and AT4s. I also like to box and wrestle.

As for hobbies, mostly vidya and a homebrew pen and paper game. I do have others though

>>Dick Size
Why do you want to know?

>>Mental Illnesses
Minor depression. On the plus side I get VA funbucks for it. I also think I have low affect disorder but I'm not going to diagnose myself because I am not that gay.

>>Eye Color
Very brown. My kid and nephew both have blues though, so I carry a recessive gene.

>>Philosophical Beliefs
Depends what you mean. I'll give a short and sweet: Wednesday are here to leave this place better than we found it, and to uphold the transcendental values for the glory of God.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:08 AM No.82176713
>IQ
I don't know
>Talents or Hobbies
Whatever you like
>Dick Size
4 inches
>Mental Illnesses
Probably but I've never talked to anyone
>Eye Color
Brown
>Philosophical Beliefs
Suffering builds character and one day I'm going to be the main character.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:00 AM No.82176753
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
134 according to some tests they made me take in school
>Talents or Hobbies
playing with analog synthesizers and making """music"""
>Dick Size
5"
>Mental Illnesses
ADHD
>Eye Color
Brown
>Philosophical Beliefs
Not interested. I don't have any objection to the concept of a higher power or God, but I also haven't seen any reason they're worth worshipping. I just want to live quietly.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:18:01 AM No.82176958
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
Below average.
>Talents or Hobbies
Music.
>Dick Size
14cm.
>Mental Illnesses
Nothing.
>Eye Color
Blue.
>Philosophical Beliefs
Women are inferior.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:03:31 AM No.82177857
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
134 (Mensa), 140 (CogAT)
>Talents or hobbies
Im soulless
>pp size
14.5cm
>Mental illnesses
depression, ASPD, ass burgers, ADHD
>Eye color
light brown
>philosophical beliefs
not too into that
just do what u think will make you happy
i hate shitskins tho
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:33 AM No.82178965
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>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
128 (allegedly, based on Mensa Denmark's test. probably not 100% accurate at all)
>Talents or hobbies
Played guitar on and off for the past 13 years. Usually just try to learn songs from Metalocalypse, but I've been attempting to learn classical acoustic stuff lately. Casual weightlifting is my primary hobby
>Dick size
7.5 :3
>Mental illnesses
autism :(
>Eye color
Green
>Philosophical beliefs
I will not be sharing my unacceptable beliefs in conjunction with the amount of identifiable information in this post

Thank you for allowing me to boast about my few redeeming qualities on your datamining thread, anon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:30 AM No.82178982
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>>82175714 (OP)
fucking data miners. Fuck your stupid fucking data mine glow thread
Sage
8/14/2025, 5:52:46 AM No.82179055
CIA datamining thread, DNI.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:05:23 AM No.82179134
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>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
135
>Talents or Hobbies
vidya, reading, linux/opsec, exploring the limits of consciousness via meditation and esoteric practices
drugs
wasting time
>Dick Size
6"
>Mental Illnesses
ADHD, BPD, major depression
>Eye Color
hazel
>Philosophical Beliefs
kierkegaard's brand of existentialism, though his leap of faith leaves much to be desired. still exploring
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:46:37 AM No.82179689
>>82175714 (OP)
>IQ
30
>Talents or Hobbies
ARE FOR FAGGOTS
>Dick Size
Endless
>Mental Illnesses
Never heard of them
>Eye Color
Vantablack
>Philosophical Beliefs
Only I should exist and everyone needs to be burnt alive