Thread 82179159

>You wake up tomorrow as Adolf Hitler.
What will be the first thing you do?

do a fat gnarly line of coke

>>82179159 (OP)
Start raping

>>82179172
>>82179174
Snart cokeraping hookers

>>82179159 (OP)
It must be some power trip to throw up a Roman and have 10,000s of people throw a Roman up at you like you are their Caesar.

>>82179159 (OP)
Don't invade Russia. don't give quarters to Britain.

>>82179184
It wasn't enough for him he still needed meth.

>>82179159 (OP)
Yaoi sex with Goebbels

>>82179184
fr I can't imagine the buzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBtDxCHES3E

One weird thing I notice is when people talk about Hitler they never questions his intelligence. Like why do people think he was smart when he didn't have higher education? It's a given that nobody thinks Hitler is stupid.

>>82179283
Going to college doesn't increase your iq.

>>82179295
Bro, back then it was proof you had solid intelligence.

>>82179283
They did extensive IQ tests on surviving Nazi leadership at the Nuremberg trials and most of them were in the 120s, with Hjalmar Schacht being the highest at 143. They wouldn't have followed just any dumbass. People that smart can see right through people dumber than them. That's why Elon Musk cut ties with Trump.

>>82179310
High IQ people don't abuse drugs.

>>82179305
knowledge isn't the same thing as iq

>>82179359
All the intelligent people congregate at university, this even truer for that time. If you didn't attend I seriously question your intelligence.

>>82179356
i'm sure you've done thousands of hours of research to confirm this and aren't speaking out of your ass like everyone else in this shit hole lmao

>>82179159 (OP)
What if Adolf Hitler wakes up as me tomorrow? What would be the first thing he'd do?

>>82179356
He had a high workload he couldn't afford to sleep on the job
Your NEET ass wouldn't get it

Hitler was god. God designs all the famous peoples faces to stand out more. He controls their personalities too by actually controlling them. He seems to have learned talking by talking to himself.

>>82179395
That's sad you believe that.

>>82179384
Do you believe that every single intelligent person goes to college?

1. Look to the other leadership, Hitler put some fuckers in charge that ultimately were not in his best interest and did not align with his values. Truly evil people whos actions we're misrepresented to others as his.

2. Message the Japanese not to bomb Pearl harbor, if they do the key to invade the US is through the Appalachian Islands - Canada route.

3. Oppenheimer was involved in the Communist party. What values does that share with national socialism? There were others as part of that collective that would need to be recruited as well. Einstein was not the key to the war.

4. Splitting the atom is not "jew science", kek

5. Your encryption has been broken. Turing is gay and will be persecuted by his own country if that is found out.

6. Lean more heavily on your us allies to influence government such as Ford.

7. Breaking up the 1% is the correct move for the nation, but your humanity in stripping the wealth but keeping them alive will ultimately backfire.

8. If you fail, you'll be judged harsher for the things you didn't do and are not guilty of, then the things you did

>>82179283
Carl Jung lived during Hitler's reign and wrote that Hitler was an avatar of Woten. Many intelligent people were awestruck by his presence.

>>82179159 (OP)
I'd bang Ernst Rohm hard in the ass. He would've liked that.

>>82179498
He was a top. He would have wrecked your yaoi hole

>>82179507
We could switch. He'd nut in my ass and then i'd bend him over right after

>>82179159 (OP)
pre or post Barbarossa?

>>82179159 (OP)
Take a fat poo in the loo

>>82179283
What kind of question is this? Do you think someone who's able to create an entire movement, an entire worldview and philosophy, who is able to outmaneuver opponents politically to establish himself dictator, who can speak eloquently yet be understood by the commoner, who is able to convince commoners and intelligent people alike to follow him as >>82179310 mentions, would not be intelligent... because he didn't go to college? Are you actually retarded? Go find some college educated midwit who can do this, you won't be able to though because outlier genius types aren't found in the establishment, they don't fit in, they are too disagreeable and non conformist.

>>82179159 (OP)
Declare war against Italy for being brown.

>>82179159 (OP)
I mean that answer entirely depends on the year I "become" him.

Birth to early 1900s? I would've stayed out of both art school and WW1 and fucked off to America; or literally anywhere except staying in Central Europe.

1939? Avoid needlessly depleting the Luftwaffe in the Battle of Britain and put off the invasion of the Soviet Union for as many months/years as diplomatically possible, to consolidate the Western European and North African theaters.

1944 or later? Order as much amphetamine and tight German teen pussy delivered to my bunker as is remotely feasible, and bang it out/do meth until I eventually die of an overdose of the one or the other.

>>82179159 (OP)
Convince Italy to build aircraft carriers. Get Japan to send their aircraft & aircraft carrier engineers in exchange for German Tank Engineers.

>>82179159 (OP)
Do all the Pervitin I can find

>>82179159 (OP)
Kill the guy who shot Hitler.

>>82179159 (OP)
>Wtf
Shave the moustache and discretely scramble out of a window and into the Bavarian alps.