Thread 82179680

>moids just walk around outside with their penis flopping about in their pants
Actually disgusting.

>>82179680 (OP)
the issue is you don't look like that

>>82179680 (OP)
moids do be like that

>>82179680 (OP)
chastity is one of those things that im not into but if my gf was into it then id be excited

leave my flopper alone

>>82179708
the problem is girls are never into it only other guys, which is GAY

>>82179715
>your gf's gay best friend locks you up

>>82179735
BUT then who's going to sexo her?

>>82179745
idk but your gf finds it funny

Actually it doesnt flop around ignorant femoid, when its not erect its small and doesnt move around that much,

When its hard it doesnt really move around that much either it makes contact with the pants and underwear and kind of stays in that one position unless you adjust it yourself

>>82179759
ok well at least what kind of chastity cage did he put me in...

I find it hot when girls want to lock our dicks up

>>82179700
>this guy has literal hip dips
How?!?!?

>>82179796
a pink one

>>82179825
that's pretty gay even for a gay guy...

>>82179825
wtf how am I going to go to the gym with a pink chastity cage on I wouldn't be able to change and I'd probably have to wear like...briefs so nobody could see it...TAKE IT OFF!

This entire conversation is entirely too lewd.

>>82179891
well why aren't you helping...

My penis is hard as fuck right now. Any girls want to e suck it? Just describe to me.

>>82179919
no your naughty moid bits need to be in a cage

>>82179837
your dick belongs to him now fagboy
>>82179867
>:3

>>82179930
>>:3
don't give me that shit! do you know how embarrassing it is JUST to wear whitey tighties ??

>>82179926
My penis is pretty big, im not sure a cage could contain. I would plunge deeply into your ovaries and fertilize the egg production facility to increase stocks. You would crumble beneath the might and authority of my huge erect penis. Totally mind broken with unquenchable lust youd be bred over and over, without a thought in your head because trans girls take blockers for that.

>>82179715
Why is it that women only like dangerous fetishes like monster fucking and knifeplay? Why can't they be into the tamer stuff like latex or spanking?

>>82179956
>I would plunge deeply into your ovaries and fertilize the egg
>without a thought in your head because trans girls
ummm ... about that ...

i could never survive being put in a chastity cage unless i live with the person who did it, i constantly want to masturbate whenever no one is around

Chat I need myself a wife :(

>>82179956
Big-dicked guys need cock cages most of all!

>>82179961
lots of women are into spanking and latex but you have to be dominant which is where most guys fail

>>82179977
See
>>>/trash/77101025 .

>>82179995
Sounds fake, how will this get me a wife?

>>82180000
it won't but you got nice digits

>>82179930
>your dick belongs to him now fagboy
and let me guess I have to become "gay" for him to release me...

>>82180006
Thanks anon, I tried my best to get all the quads. Based on the thread linked, it seems like I need to become a vtuber to get a wife.

>>82180015
Only if your girlfriend is a fujo.

>>82179680 (OP)
If it flopped it would get hard from the stimulation.

>iwn have a big dick twink to cage
>hwn beg me to let him touch it just for a few minutes
>iwn tell him with a smirk that he doesn't get the privilege, and that his cock is mine now
>hwn allow me to put him in bondage reluctantly so i can play with his desperate cock as i please
>iwn get him on the verge of release just to stop and mock him for being so trusting as it throbs in the air
>hwn struggle hopelessly against the restraints and let out muffled cries through the gag for me

>>82180022
she's not but I'm still in a pink chastity cage now aren't I?

>>82180032
>>hwn allow me to put him in bondage reluctantly so i can play with his desperate cock as i please
marry me I don't even care if your'e a femboy or something

>>82180019
Hahah, imagine being a male vtuber! You may as well take a vow of chastity! You'd be too ashamed to tell your parents!

>>82180034
Which makes you a bigger fag than her friend. Now, be a good boy and go down on your girl.

>>82180045
>Hahah, imagine being a male vtuber! You may as well take a vow of chastity!
haha imagine slowly corrupting the male vtuber into a F1nnster-esque chastity lover

>>82180045
I will find a way anon, it must be done to find a wife.

>>82180061
Eww, stop making chastity into some weird transgender thing.

>>82180043
i'm a femboy and it will never happen unfortunately because my life sucks, i can only rp it
besides i'd be doing out of sadism and not love and they aren't connected, or at least i don't think they are

>>82180062
That only worked for ONE guy in /wvt/. And I have no idea if they are still together.

>>82180060
what? that doesn't make me a fag at all. It wasn't MY decision to wear this pink chastity cage you know...and if she wants me to go down on her she better get this fag to let me out

When men go on about how dicks are more aesthetic I am like damn nigga can I have some of what you are smoking? I'm a hetero woman but dicks are lowkey hilarious, they are flesh rods with dangling nuts underneath exposed and vulnerable. So lewd and funny. I would never ever have a penis if I could choose penis envy is literally a male cope for having such weird fucking genitals. Like thanks for pleasing my pussy but sorry you gotta live like that kek

>>82180078
Chastity is a boyfriend-training technique. It teaches you to obey her or you lose dick privileges.

>>82180087
Penis is actually much better, but because of how good it is, men end up killing each other for the pussy. Yeah theres like no room to compare vagina to penis. Unless you bring up the scarcity of quality holes.

>>82180097
What a low substance response but I know it was your best

>>82180092
well ok but that's completely DIFFERENT scenario! If my cute gf explained to me the benefits of chastity as a boyfriend training technique, that is ONE thing that's totally seperate from her gay friend torturing me for his laughs

>>82180087
I'm a gay guy but I vastly prefer men's secondary sexual characteristics. When a guy sends me a dick pic, I'm not impressed. I already have a penis. Show me something I DON'T have, like a good parental relationship or a financial future.

>>82180087
Yeah you guys have literal BBC pleasuring holes where you pleasure black men and sire mulatto offspring, im actually jealous

>>82180100
You have a hole that leads into your body that doesnt even close all the way anymore because chad stretched it out. Thats actually really gross because tons of bacteria from your asshole which is like 2 inches away leaks into it and tons of mold grows in there thats why it smells so bad. You should touch inside your hole and smell.

>>82180105
She's doing it as a humiliation ritual. Boyfriends need to know their place.

>>82180087
so do you think flat cages are the most aesthetic?

>>82180118
that would be incredibly humiliating though, especially if she made me strip for him and let him cage me. less awful if she caged me and made me show him...

>>82180117
Just say I'm gay it's shorter

>>82179811
hip dips are a masculine feature, that's why it's ugly on girls

what the fuck are HIP DIPS

>>82180087
You don't know how pleasant boners are, like we have this pleasure rod in our pants that gets hard and strains against our pants or cages. Shit is cash.

>>82180130
That is so fuckin funny you really are a walking sex toy

>>82180137
We get dopamine hits from our dicks getting hard, shit is cash.

>>82180129
the little indents on the sides of your hips, as opposed to full round feminine hips

>>82180123
You're being such a bottom bitch-boy that I wish I could be the one to cage you.

>>82180194
yeah I get that a lot...but mm if you're a real girl it would be preferable to be caged by you instead of your creepy gay friend you know...

Chastity is so hot, wish I had a keyholder gf

>>82180212
I am the creepy gay friend, lol.

>>82180032
the key is to make him extremely desperate to cum in any way and then train him to cum from anal

>>82180259
what the hail man you'd really make me wear a pink chastity cage...

>>82180126
Oh, I thought only girls had it since it implied that they had wide hips, just like thigh gaps?
Damn, I guess I'm really, really bisexual since I found hip dips attractive even before I accepted myself as bi, haha.

>>82179680 (OP)
Anon, I didn't read the rest of the thread, but the OP image made me crack and order a flat cage off amazon. idk if that's what you were going for, but I just wanted you to know that <3

>>82180361
yeah right you were already a fagtard, had nothing to do with this thread

>>82180366
I am, but I'd never considered chastity until just now :P I hope OP is a femanon otherwise this would be gay desu (I manually typed out "desu", not the acronym for "to be honest")

>>82180374
fucking redditards these days

i hope more women get a chastity fetish

>>82179680 (OP)
>their penis flopping about in their pants
Nah, my underwear holds it steady.

>>82179680 (OP)
When I younger I used to imagine what my guy friends dicks looked like.

>>82179680 (OP)
This is what underwear is for, if I don't wear it, my flacid dick just flops all over the place. It doesn't help that my dick is already decently big while flaccid.

>>82180619
>i hope more women get a chastity fetish
Me too

as we know men are rapists, this is how to stop all rapes:
>cage all men once they hit puberty
>give women an app that lets them unlock a man when she's ready for sex
>if he doesn't lock back up afterwards, the police is notified
>if she abuses her power to unlock for money, she loses that power

>>82179700
Based circumcised penis. This is what a real dick looks like, third worlders. You may seethe now.

>>82179700
Zesty walk

>>82179680 (OP)
>flopping
how? Unless you're wearing boxers and basketball shorts that are both a size too large there shouldn't be room for your dick to flop around
Sure your cock should be comfortable and not compressed either, but flopping is a bit much

Having my dick caged and being teased would be too much for me. I would break and get super horny and desperate for release.

>>82182497
You can see the foreskin retracted back. He's semi-erect.

please please please lock me up femanon you know i can't control this thing, i need you to.

>>82180087
You wish you had a magic wand, foid.

>>82180087
You literally have something that looks like an open axe wound at best and a literal predator mouth at worst between your legs.

>>82179680 (OP)
I wear tighty whiteys so it's actually very secure. I don't want whores staring at my hog