Thread 82182449

>officially 22 years of being a KHHV as of today
I am so FUCKING SICK of not having a girlfriend despite following EVERY piece of advice given to me
>Just work out
Bench 225 + run half marathons
>Get a haircu-
Have one
>Get some hobb-
Have them
>Take care of your sk-
Have clear skin and good hygiene
>Heightpill bro...
Tall thoughbeit
>JBW
I AM
>Get a jo-
I HAVE ONE
>Learn to coo-
I CAN COOK JUST FINE
>Get an edu-
I AM IN COLLEGE

I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN INSTRUCTED OF ME. I WORKED ON MYSELF. I WENT TO SCHOOL. I HAVE A JOB AND WILL BE HIRED FULL TIME AFTER GRADUATION. I COOK AND CLEAN AND HAVE HOBBIES AND DO ALL THE THINGS THAT FOIDS ASK OF ME AND YET I HAVE NEVER, EVER, EVER EVEN BEEN CLOSE TO HOLDING HANDS WITH A WOMAN.
The reality is that EVERY piece of advice given to me by an XX "human" has been complete and utter GARBAGE. I see women, pretty women, being cheated on and abused by SCUMBAG LOSERS with NO JOBS who are FAT and BALDING. THE REALITY IS THAT WOMEN LOVE BEING ABUSED AND TREATED LIKE SHIT UNTIL THEY TURN 30 AND SUDDENLY NEED A GOOD MAN TO SETTLE DOWN WITH. NOT GONNA HAPPEN WHORE!
I DO NOT DESERVE TO PICK UP THE PIECES OF SOME BROKEN HOLE WHO HAS ALREADY SLEPT WITH AND TOLD 10+ OTHER MEN THAT SHE LOVES THEM. I DESERVE TO BE A WOMAN'S ONE AND ONLY LOVE. I DESERVE TO BE HER FIRST. OTHER MEN MAY KEK THEMSELVES LIKE THIS, BUT I WON'T!
As of today I have decided that I will NEVER again let myself fall victim to feminist messaging. In the past I was willing to settle down with a woman who had had her fun out of desperation. NO MORE. I will defy all modern sensibilities and morality. I will do WHATEVER is necessary to acquire a YOUNG (of course within the confines of U.S. and local law as to abide by sitewide rules wink wink), VIRGIN, FRECKLED, LIGHT-EYED, BRUNETTE, ARTSY, OUTDOORSY, BOOKISH girlfriend. I WILL scout out the local high school (legal). I WILL learn a Slavic language and purchase a teen bride. THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO STOP ME!

mucho texto
if everything you said is true you sound like someone a girl would love to date?
try dating apps

>>82182449 (OP)
>wahhh life isn't like one of my JRPGs where I get what I want by passing skill checks!
>wahhh I thought that I could just lie back and let the universe force happiness upon me if I just performed a Ritual I read somewhere on the internet!

Either you're doing something wrong or the entire universe is unjust and rigged against you in particular. Which way, Western Man?

>>82182449 (OP)
i guess i understand why you're pissed off I'm short so i gave up, ik u said you are tall imo you will eventually get someone you have hope

>>82182473
>you sound like someone a girl would love to date
THIS IS THE EXACT TYPE OF THING THAT A BRAINWASHED SLAVE WOULD SAY.
Women love to talk about how they like guys like this and in the same breath they will trash their ex for being abusive, or even worse they say their ex was great and met all the requirements she had for him and yet they broke up with anyway
>Ughhh I wish I had a man who would treat me right. My ex was so abusive
AND YET YOU FUCKED AN ABUSIVE GUY AND NOT ONE WHO TREATED YOU RIGHT
>>82182478
>the entire universe is unjust and rigged against you in particular
It is and yet I WILL prevail and afterwards I will curbstomp your NIGGER skull for having the GALL to respond with something so RETARDED

>>82182495
This is certainly a personality to attract women...

>>82182495
just dark triad maxx bro
>>82182538
he should redirect the anger towards women and they will like him

>>82182495
>I WILL prevail
Megabased

>>82182449 (OP)
the lesson you should take away from this is that everything you picked up was a lie and you should make better research into something before you just adopt it into your belief. i bet you are quadruple vaxxed as well because other people told you it would help.
>>82182478
stay on reddit you spastic libtard

>>82182449 (OP)
TL;DR:

>I'm an insuferable faggot that think dating is a video game where you have to complete side quests before unlocking the main quest and by the grace of Jesus Christ some femoid will magically drop from the sky into my lap

stfu you cringe fuck. Women literally spot incels like you a mile away. No one likes people like you. Learn to be happy with YOURSELF first before expecting others to notice you.

All the things you listed (haircut, lifting, hobbies...) do them for YOURSELF, and not in an attempt to find a girl to date. You lack confidence not bc you're a "virgin" but bc you're an insuferable manchild that expects things to randomly happen.

Keep working on yourself, get a fucking job that can sustain your lifestyle, grab actual interesting hobbies that force you to socialize and learn how to deal with hardship and dificulties.

The universe will take care of the rest, trust the plan patriots

>>82182449 (OP)
Embrace the blackpill, my young wizard in training

>>82182587
>i bet you are quadruple vaxxed
Nope. Never cucked. I just thought that the one group of people you are supposed to be able to trust (your family) would be honest about how to attract women and not feed me bluepill nogsense.
>>82182609
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU'RE A CHRISTKEK NO WONDER YOUR VIEWS ON LIFE ARE SO DELUSIONAL.
NO - I WILL NOT MARRY A USED UP HOLE JUST BECAUSE SHE'S "CHANGED" AND PICKED UP A BIBLE BECAUSE NO MAN WANTS HER USED UP PUSSY JFL

>>82182449 (OP)
Why post kid Ellie? Is that the age you're going for? Anyway... I am a KHHV as well and it's by choice because unless you're the apex in terms of looks. Women will be disloyal to you at the drop of a hat, they are too submissive for their own good.

Also, for the millionth time, women only care about looks. Unless she's flirting/dtf the first or second time you meet, don't bother dating her. She's going to use you for your resources and not love you.

>>82182660
>kid
She has gone through puberty thougbeit. Legal in civilized countries like Germany and was legal in the U.S. before judeofeminism raised the age of consent.

>>82182449 (OP)
godspeed anon i hope you find happiness

>>82182656
>mentions religion out of nowhere
i think youre just unlikeable

>>82182640
i like to think of blackpilling as becoming a sith acolyte and meditating on how much anger and hatred you have

>>82182449 (OP)
You're just young and not established yet. Keep on your path till your later 20s and you'll start getting women.

>>82182609
it's amazing how the bluepilled brain works. he already explained that he has completely maxed out his self improvement, he has a job, and he has more than one hobby, but because that destroys all of your talking points, you cope by just saying the talking points again. It's like you short circuited. Not that I particularly like OP, he seems a bit too adamant on getting a young girl. Like, real young. Actually on that topic
>>82182449 (OP)
Look dude I get where you're coming from, you want a wife that's a virgin, but isn't it robbing somebody's autonomy a little bit if you're literally grooming them? We're talking about retards here, like, people under the age of 18 aren't gonna stand a chance when dealing with older people. It's just sorta fucked up. You're gonna end up making another bpdemon. Can't you get a virgin wife without grooming someone? finding an 18 year old isn't grooming btw.
Also, if you need to find somebody so young to love you, is it really even love, knowing that if you had waited a few years she would've just been like all of those other whores who rejected you?
Also also, as someone who is so hardmaxxed, have you tried cold approaching? Your stats are so good that I'm pretty sure within 10 approaches you'd get a date, and within like 30 approaches you'd already have a girlfriend, guaranteed.

>>82182449 (OP)
you need to meet women and talk to them, and court them etc. They are the prize, you have to play the game. That's our nature, going against that would actually be falling victim to feminism. There is literally no other way bro, only self-destruction. need to face the fear of rejection, and potential betrayal, or be alone forever. Or turn gay but that is also dead end

>>82183018
>They are the prize, you have to play the game. That's our nature, going against that would actually be falling victim to feminism
You are so brainwashed JFL. Our nature is going to enemy tribe and raiding it and taking the women, not begging and pleading them for pussy. In every time other than today, men had all the power, not women. You are mindraped by feminism.

>>82182449 (OP)
Tell us about the last time you went on a date, how did it go, what went wrong.

>>82182449 (OP)
op ill be your girlfriend :3 i am looking for my one and only true love

>>82182449 (OP)
>Bench 225 + run half marathons
you entirely missed the point of working out, autismo

>>82183121
larp
a r
r a
pral

>>82182449 (OP)
you forgot to improve your luck, dumbass