Thread 82184370

How can I kill myself? I heard of using helium, how can I aquire it and how to use it for suicide? Any other painless methods? (Anyone who will try to prevent me from doing it or talking some uplifting shit is a bigger retard than me)

take a chug of helium, once your voice is high pitched enough go on the street and start talking shit to cops. You will get killed immediately

Step one: inhale so much helium that you start to levitate
Step two: jump from a high building and wait for the helium to leave your anus and you start flying through the air like a baloon losing air until you hit the concrete face forward

>>82184370 (OP)
You need to give yourself carbon monoxide poisoning. Just look it up it's easy.

You can even set up a tent in the woods, get one of those carbon monoxide detectors. Just sit and wait