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Anonymous No.82184613 >>82184620 >>82184626 >>82184627 >>82184683 >>82184690 >>82184925 >>82184927 >>82184931 >>82185084 >>82185103 >>82185245 >>82185269 >>82187011 >>82188019 >>82188231 >>82188570 >>82188591
2nd week of job, still have not made no freinds at work and am sitting alone for a whole hour lunch. kms i want to be a neet again this sucks.
Anonymous No.82184620 >>82184633
>>82184613 (OP)
you WILL become normie
Anonymous No.82184623 >>82184668
work is for working not friending, unless you're required to collaborate, which it sounds like you're not
Anonymous No.82184626 >>82184706
>>82184613 (OP)
stick with it being a neet is worse
Anonymous No.82184627 >>82184653 >>82184668
>>82184613 (OP)
>wearing suit pants to work
!!!autism alert!!!
Seriously though have you approached anyone?
Anonymous No.82184633
>>82184620
double failed normie kek i thought it would be different this time
Anonymous No.82184653 >>82184666
>>82184627
its a uniform i HAVE to wear it anon, better for me, dont have to be cyclying through the 2 outfits i have everyday for work
Anonymous No.82184666 >>82185056
>>82184653
>2 outfits
!!!!AUTISM ALERT EXTREME AUTISM ALERT!!!!
Ok fine, have you tried approaching anyone at work anon? You have to talk to people if you want them to talk to you.
Anonymous No.82184668 >>82184705
>>82184623
yea but i want friends i have no friends and havent had any and i thought at least id be able to make some, i tired of being lonely
>>82184627
i have but my tone is too polite kinda and sounds like im just talking as coworker but idk how to talk as friend../real person
Anonymous No.82184683 >>82184692
>>82184613 (OP)
Are you a man or just a VERY masculine woman?
Anonymous No.82184690
>>82184613 (OP)
Do some research on why you should not befriend your coworkers. Also post the inside of your panties if female
Anonymous No.82184692 >>82184698
>>82184683
why would i be a masculine woman
Anonymous No.82184698 >>82184706
>>82184692
Because those are some woman pants but the legs are man legs
Anonymous No.82184705 >>82184748
>>82184668
>i have but my tone is too polite
You could ask if they want to get lunch with you. You can something like "I'm going to x restaurant want to come?". If you're a guy maybe avoid asking women though because it can come off as weird if you're not good at talking to people. If you're a girl don't ask guys that either because it sends the wrong message. Also helps if you have something work related to talk about. Since you're new, just tell them you have a question about x or y process or whatever. Pretending to be stupid never hurts as long as you're nice, most people like being helpful.
Anonymous No.82184706 >>82184726 >>82184739 >>82184792
>>82184698
KEK man legs how? im a woman
>>82184626
both are equally bad i think.
Anonymous No.82184726
>>82184706
but at least no one thinks you're a loser if you have a job
Anonymous No.82184739 >>82184748 >>82184754
>>82184706
Jesus you must be a hog then
Anonymous No.82184748 >>82184763
>>82184705
well thing is my work provides on site lunch and everyone just eats at tables inside but i go outside cus its more peaceful and the fresh air, but its so hard keeping up that convo for a whole hour idk whats wrong with me, plus everyone always has their own cliques and im not that kinda person thats gonna be all enthusiastic and charismatic enough to befriend people i think but im not sure how i come across to people
>>82184739
im not a hog i just have thick thighs relax anon.
Anonymous No.82184754
>>82184739
>you must be a hog then
Hawt
Anonymous No.82184763 >>82184769
>>82184748
>well thing is my work provides on site lunch
Just start asking someone questions prior to lunch, follow them out to lunch, and sit with them. Continue doing this for a few days/weeks and you'll get accepted into their group. It's even better if it's a group, you don't need to participate 100% of the time. Listen in to their conversation, and research the topics after work. Maybe you can get a new interest or something.
You're overthinking this by a lot. People are simple creatures and generally not awful.
Anonymous No.82184769 >>82184804
>>82184763
>and generally not awful
Have you ever left your mom's basement?
Anonymous No.82184792
>>82184706
>I'm a woman
Let me check your vagina with my man penis. I'll be the judge of that
Anonymous No.82184804 >>82184842
>>82184769
I've never had trouble getting people to like me IRL. I'm the most charismatic failure you'll ever meet. I think I'm just very good at letting people project whatever they want onto me and then shifting to become that. It's easy because I'm already masking really hard whenever I talk to anyone anyway.
Anonymous No.82184842 >>82184878
>>82184804
see your charismatic im the opposite of that im so shy and it just makes every interaction weird or fake. i wish i had charisma even if i in turn lacked more in looks, id rather be likeable than sorta pretty/mid
Anonymous No.82184878 >>82184889
>>82184842
All you have to do is watch how other people act and then try to act like that. Use the words/phrases, adopt their opinions to some extent. You don't want to do it too hard because it comes off as weird and you want to have some differences because people like a little variety. Every interaction is somewhat fake, everyone just acts how they think they should. If you're pretty it's even easier, everyone likes pretty people. Maybe try doing interactions in your head? I do that all the time. It helps you develop stock phrases and reactions to use.
Anonymous No.82184889 >>82185013
>>82184878
Ur not charismatic. Ur a fucking psychopath. Lmao. Wtf
Anonymous No.82184919
just don't be a douchebag and you'll make friends
Anonymous No.82184925
>>82184613 (OP)
>sitting alone for a whole hour lunch
Why don't you go for a walk or something
Anonymous No.82184927
>>82184613 (OP)
Wheer do you work?
Anonymous No.82184931
>>82184613 (OP)
I can only force myself to go until about the third month then I walk out on the job.
Anonymous No.82185013 >>82185038 >>82187397
>>82184889
Psychopaths are commonly seen as charismatic. I'm definitely not one though. Mirroring is a common social technique, everyone does it but most people don't do it consciously.
Anonymous No.82185038 >>82185055 >>82185067
>>82185013
Ppl at ur work aren't always going to be your friends
Anonymous No.82185055 >>82185067
>>82185038
Well yeah, but you can still be on good terms with them
Anonymous No.82185056
>>82184666
People not want creepy men to talk to them during lunch break. Especially if you work in a coroporate setting
Anonymous No.82185067 >>82185094
>>82185038
Exactly
>>82185055
No. Theyre basically paid to pretend to get along with you. They wont even salute you when you meet them in the street
Anonymous No.82185084
>>82184613 (OP)
would you make friends with a guy?
Anonymous No.82185094 >>82185122
>>82185067
>Theyre basically paid to pretend to get along with you
I'm saying you can be on good enough terms that if they see on the street they might say hi. That's not friendship that's just being better than a stranger and not disliked. It's really not hard to get to that point and it makes life at work a lot easier if people like you at least that much.
Anonymous No.82185103
>>82184613 (OP)
try 2nd year of job and still being alone lmao
there's new people less than a month on the job who know my coworkers better than I do
Anonymous No.82185122 >>82185129
>>82185094
You're not wrong but don't get it mixed up. You can get along with them and still not be friends because they are still your coworkers. If you're looking for friends then try something else.
Anonymous No.82185129 >>82185183
>>82185122
To be clear, I'm not OP
Anonymous No.82185183 >>82185192
>>82185129
Don't get lippy with me, I won't allow it
Anonymous No.82185192 >>82185213
>>82185183
You say that but I know you secretly enjoy it
Anonymous No.82185213 >>82185224
>>82185192
That's it. Your opinion has been ignored.
Anonymous No.82185224 >>82185302
>>82185213
Ignore me all you want, won't stop me from thinking about you cutie
Anonymous No.82185245
>>82184613 (OP)
Teehee you're a girl
Anonymous No.82185269
>>82184613 (OP)
nice legs bro
Anonymous No.82185302 >>82185315
>>82185224
This is inappropriate and you'll be in trouble if you continue, young man
Anonymous No.82185315
>>82185302
Oh no, not trouble. Please sir, I can't afford to get into trouble... maybe we can work out some kind of... arrangement?
Anonymous No.82185935 >>82185941 >>82185997 >>82186019 >>82186166 >>82186406
ok hiding in back room now because idk what to do help
Anonymous No.82185941 >>82186319
>>82185935
Wait for someone to come by and jump out and say "boo!"
Anonymous No.82185997 >>82186019 >>82186319
>>82185935
post ur legs again
Anonymous No.82186019
>>82185997
>getting off on fully clothed knees
none of us are gonna make it
>>82185935
post your legs again op
Anonymous No.82186166 >>82187287
>>82185935
just like
ask people how they like working there
Anonymous No.82186319 >>82186326
>>82185941
totally not doing this but i found out what to do im not hiding anymore kek
>>82185997
anon said i had man legs im not posting them AGAIN
Anonymous No.82186326
>>82186319
>totally not doing this but i found out what to do im not hiding anymore kek
What are you doing instead? Halloween is coming up I think yelling boo would be whimsical and topical. People would appreciate it a lot.
Anonymous No.82186406 >>82186421 >>82186582
>>82185935
How old is u bruh? Just chill alone, do you work at a hotel? You're allowed to just chill
Anonymous No.82186421
>>82186406
>server racks in picture
She works in a datacenter for sure. Might want to check those servers though red lights are never a good sign.
Anonymous No.82186530 >>82186582
Just flunk your job and you will be back on neetbux.
Anonymous No.82186582 >>82186644 >>82186694
>>82186406
i cant just chill its a expensive hotel very busy and they have high standards, out in 20 mins tho king
>>82186530
never got these, just had 20 in my account for like a whole year kek
Anonymous No.82186644 >>82186650 >>82186831
>>82186582
do you have a boyfriend OP?
Anonymous No.82186650
>>82186644
>
anon for shiggy
Anonymous No.82186694 >>82186831
>>82186582
They don't allow you to chill or take a break at a hotel? I'm calling cap. Go to the laundry room where they wash the sheets and chill there.
Anonymous No.82186823 >>82186830 >>82186857 >>82187216 >>82187535
At least you can work, OP. I injured my back at my job and now I might be disabled and I'm only 29. I will literally never live a pain free life from this point forward, I can't even lay in bed for too long without pain, by my 40s I'll most likely be disabled and on a wheelchair. Use this as motivation to better yourself, stop working some shitty job at a factory or retail, go back to school, get a nice comfy office job, go out and explore, find joy in the little things, even if your life is shit, at least you can sit and enjoy a nice gaming sessions, I'll never be able to enjoy any of that anymore due to always being in pain.
Anonymous No.82186830 >>82187007
>>82186823
>bro lifted with his back
Anonymous No.82186831 >>82186862 >>82186893
>>82186644
never had one.. maybe want one tho unless a ebf counts but i dont think so
>>82186694
noo they get you in trouble, i have to find out for sure tho cus i barely started here and dont really know the spots to go or any people like that yet so, was talking to this nice asian lady tho so that made me feel better today kek.im going home now tho yyyay
Anonymous No.82186857 >>82187007
>>82186823
over for luigicels
Anonymous No.82186862 >>82187216
>>82186831
Eh, I'll edate you if you buy me stuff. The more you spend on me the better of an ebf I'll be. I have several tiers
>abusive slob ebf
>mostly absent ebf
>average ebf
>caring ebf
>super great ebf
>HIDDEN TIER: ultra yandere bf
Last tier requires you let me move in with you
Anonymous No.82186893 >>82187216
>>82186831
I guess fancy and expensive hotels are run differently. You're the housekeeping or houseperson? Give people their towels? You can always chill in your car. If you have one.
Anonymous No.82187007
>>82186830
>>82186857
I hope you never go through this pain, it's hell. I used to think I knew pain, but spine pain is a whole different level of pain, it slowly starts killing you psychologically.
Anonymous No.82187011 >>82187216
>>82184613 (OP)
I quit 5 jobs because I have a serious personality and everyone hates me.
Anonymous No.82187030 >>82187216
op, let me see. your socks
Anonymous No.82187216 >>82187233 >>82187305
>>82186823
im sorry anon ill be grateful for my 9 to 5.. sigh. and i do wanna go to school for something but idk what yet. i can start that up tho because my job would pay for my schooling and work with my schedule so thats pretty cool, was thinking soemthing in medical field like an x-ray tech maybe
>>82186862
ill door dash you a 4 piece chicken nugget from mcdonalds every week will that get me the super best bf
>>82186893
housekeepingg! coming in!
>>82187011
i have one too but ive been trying my best to mask it and be all bubbly but its tirriiing i hate socializing
>>82187030
never
Anonymous No.82187233 >>82187287
>>82187216
>never
what about your hair?
Anonymous No.82187234 >>82187287
tell me when you are home
Anonymous No.82187287 >>82187308 >>82187406 >>82187427
>>82186166
also i didd i made conversation with a couple girls but it never goes further than just asking eachothers names and telling each other bye when they have to go omg.
>>82187233
if you show yours
>>82187234
im home right now why what happened
Anonymous No.82187305 >>82187479
>>82187216
If you're the housekeeping then I don't think they give that many fucks. The rich people coming in to do coke, fuck all night, cheat on their spouses don't give a fuck. The rich kids coming in to do drugs, get shit faced, and live off of mummy and daddy don't give a shit. You're a "woman" and young so you think you'll get in serious "trouble" when at most they'll probably just tell you to not chill in a certain area.
Anonymous No.82187308 >>82187479
>>82187287
Nothing happened, I just love you
I will cry when you disappear from this board
Anonymous No.82187375
Are you still here?
Please I don't want a panic attack
Anonymous No.82187397
>>82185013
>Mirroring is a common social technique,
Ya. For narcissists
Anonymous No.82187406 >>82187479
>>82187287
>im home right now
Not that poster but are you gonna post your panties?
Anonymous No.82187427 >>82187479
>>82187287
>if you show yours
nooo, don't do that to me.
Anonymous No.82187479 >>82187489 >>82187514 >>82187582
>>82187305
no people allowed under 21 thankfully, and im not gonna get fired or risk getting caught somewhere just on my phone and getting yelled at, id cry and never come back kek
>>82187308
im always lurking and replying here, kind of a problem at this point, not going anywhere itsoky
>>82187406
yea
>>82187427
showww
Anonymous No.82187489 >>82187556
>>82187479
I mean, you're new but after a while you'll get familiar with everyone and how things go. They'll give a little bit of leeway and be less anal about things if they see you do your job and don't cause problems.
Anonymous No.82187514 >>82187556
>>82187479
Whatever op. Just hang in there and ppl will approach you. You don't really have to do anything since you're a w*man.
Anonymous No.82187535
>>82186823
Brutal, my dad's back got fucked up from work as well and it changed his life
Anonymous No.82187556 >>82187587 >>82187603
>>82187489
i like working anyways i was just sitting in that room cus i was confused and was scared to ask on the radio LOL. i rather be doing something than sitting around desu and they dont even give breaks just the lunch which is kinda crazy but it goes by fast
>>82187514
NOBODY APPROACHES. im always the first one to start up a convo usually lately because im trying to be more outgoing but nobody approaches, i try not to be seen alone or act approachable tho too much cus theyd just be disappointed if they expected me to be different way or something idk
Anonymous No.82187582 >>82187613
>>82187479
>showww
i don't trust you will show me. I have trust issues.
Anonymous No.82187587 >>82187599 >>82187613
>>82187556
>im trying to be more outgoing but nobody approaches
hate this so much
why do i have to be the one to initiate aaahhhhhhh!!!!
Anonymous No.82187599 >>82187605
>>82187587
That doesn't mean they don't wanna be approached doe
Anonymous No.82187603 >>82187640
>>82187556
>NOBODY APPROACHES.
How long have you been there?. I'm just projecting since I approach introverts. I'm an introvert. I guess I don't know what other ppl do
Anonymous No.82187605
>>82187599
well they should make it easier for me because it's uncomfy
Anonymous No.82187613 >>82188166
>>82187587
bad satire this is a real issue anon
>>82187582
nooo me too i have worst trust issues
Anonymous No.82187640 >>82187715
>>82187603
like 2 weeks, i usually approach introverts or just if im alone with someone i been like randomly asking a question and it starts up a convo, but idk how to tell if soemones introverted i dont really look at people alot kek
Anonymous No.82187715 >>82187760 >>82187762
>>82187640
Idk opie. Maybe your coworkers are just assholes. I also don't want to say the only reason I talked to other introverts at work is because I wanted to *blank* them
Anonymous No.82187735
It's my birthday
Can I see your thighs
Anonymous No.82187760 >>82187783
>>82187715
no they are pretty nice i think evryones just at work and dont wanna be all friendly, i would consider talking to the guys but i dont want it to come off as flirting cus i laugh alot talking to people and maybe they got gfs or something,
> is because I wanted to *blank* them
kek did that ever work
Anonymous No.82187762 >>82187785
>>82187715
My method is to literally just talk to everybody I can. Brute force approach. Very often it won't get anywhere but there's no way to know if it will work out or not until you try
Anonymous No.82187783
>>82187760
>kek did that ever work
Ya but not the introvert I wanted
Anonymous No.82187785 >>82187824 >>82187873
>>82187762
i wish there was more people like this maybe i would actually have a bf, or maybe nobody just wants to be my bf just based off my looks, sad
Anonymous No.82187824 >>82187849 >>82187858 >>82187873 >>82187879
>>82187785
I'm surprised every incel here hasn't asked for your @ yet. But they are all probably Stacy only
Anonymous No.82187849
>>82187824
Today I went for a walk, and a preteen with a fat ass was prancing around like a block in front of me. It was so fucking weird, I was just walking slowly and she was running but somehow I caught up to her like out of some horror movie, I freaked myself out. Anyways that ass was so fat I jizzed my pants. She even posed facing me with her legs spread. What the fuck is wrong with the youth these days.
Anonymous No.82187858
>>82187824
were all just people at the end of day. also, most incels are not 0iq, not gonna just be begging for contact info this is not soc
Anonymous No.82187873 >>82187913
>>82187785
>Bf out of nowhere
Erm. Was this your true goal? Making boyfriends is a whole other ballgame compared to just making friends. Making friends with the opposite sex is complicated and it's easier to get along with your own team. Girls that are only friends with guys are for da streets
>>82187824
This is a Stacy lite doe
Anonymous No.82187879 >>82187894 >>82187908
>>82187824
>I'm surprised every incel here hasn't asked for your @ yet. But they are all probably Stacy only
We don't wanna date some random retard off this board, we just wanna jerk off to them
With that beign said its a shame nothing is being provided
Anonymous No.82187894 >>82187905
>>82187879
>We don't wanna date some random retard off this board, we just wanna jerk off to them
That's untrue, I always dreamed of a r9k girlfriend until I got a wife from church. I don't want you children anymore though, I'm 36. GATE'S CLOSED
Anonymous No.82187905 >>82187945
>>82187894
r9k girlfriends are the worst
Anonymous No.82187908 >>82187918
>>82187879
She didn't even post her creamy introvert panties
Anonymous No.82187913 >>82187939 >>82187989
>>82187873
eh ive always wanted a bf isnt that natural to want something almost every other person has, same thing with guys, you want a gf dont u? but yea main thing i just want friends i go out n do stuff with and so my parents dont feel bad for me being home all the time
Anonymous No.82187918
>>82187908
I know, and 100+ replies
This sucks, the women here have no compassion over us
Anonymous No.82187939 >>82187947 >>82187989 >>82188001
>>82187913
Why would you care about your parents feeling bad when they raised you this way? Anyways you are way to sweet to be on this board. This is actually the most least toxic femcel thread I've seen ever
Anonymous No.82187945 >>82187984
>>82187905
Yes, they cuddle with you and put their boobs all up in your face =_= no thanks
Anonymous No.82187947 >>82187956 >>82187982 >>82188001
>>82187939
Bruh, not every girl who posts on r9k is a femcel
Anonymous No.82187956 >>82187984
>>82187947
But where are the goonettes!?
Anonymous No.82187982
>>82187947
Ur right. I shouldn't assume.
Anonymous No.82187984 >>82187999
>>82187956
THIS IS WHAT IM ASKING
And then the females who are like "I have huge tits hehe no I won't show you" are the worst
>>82187945
Any other female con do this minus the crazy part
Anonymous No.82187989 >>82187997 >>82188018
>>82187913
That's fine, it just came out of nowhere. Not letting my parents down was a big driving force for me too. You literally just want what everybody else wants, nothing special there
>>82187939
You can't blame your parents. Even if they did fuck up your socialization it's not productive to think that way. It's nobody's fault that community is dead at large and everybody is isolated. Control what you can control
Anonymous No.82187997 >>82188020
>>82187989
>You can't blame your parents.
I ain't a child abuser sympathizer. You ppl are disgusting
Anonymous No.82187999
>>82187984
>Any other female con do this minus the crazy part
With people like me? Definitely not minus the crazy part.
Anonymous No.82188001 >>82188011 >>82188024
>>82187939
because they didnt, i was just depressed for a long time and it kinda killed my personality, and i feel bad that they raised a antisocial kid kek
>>82187947
im a femcel in ways that i want sex but never had, but only cus im home all the time and dont have my socials up, and dont ever link up or hangout with guys alone ever im too awkward and boring rn, and not good looking enough to have my looks carry a whole relationship, but i identify as a volcel i think..
Anonymous No.82188011
>>82188001
Bruh, just post your tits
I have depression and I'm depraved of female contact
Anonymous No.82188018
>>82187989
> its not productive to think that way
so true anon. if you blame everyone else for evrything wrong then you give up control and just blame everyone else for how you turn out, no bueno
Anonymous No.82188019 >>82188027 >>82188075
>>82184613 (OP)
Fuck those other coworkers, OP. Clock in, do your job, get paid, and clock out. They don't pay your bills, help you with loans, and they'd happily throw you under the bus if it meant saving their own asses.
>can't spell "clock in" without "lock in"
Anonymous No.82188020 >>82188032 >>82188052
>>82187997
Nobody was child abused here retard, this is a completely normal undersocialized Stacy lite, many such cases out there
Anonymous No.82188024 >>82188075
>>82188001
>just depressed
Biggest symptom of child abuse
Anonymous No.82188027 >>82188039 >>82188040
>>82188019
Blud needs to lock in fr fr
Anonymous No.82188032 >>82188080
>>82188020
Every person on this board had a fucked up childhood whether they realize it or not
Anonymous No.82188039 >>82188080
>>82188027
ong no cap
>something original fr fr
Anonymous No.82188040 >>82188080
>>82188027
She needs to spend that paycheck on a vibrator.
Anonymous No.82188052 >>82188080
>>82188020
How do you know she's stacylite?
Have you seen her face?
Anonymous No.82188075 >>82188079 >>82188109 >>82188109 >>82188139
>>82188019
yea i been trying to have this mindset but its still lonely kek and i hate feeling like an outcast, but im used to it anyways, just trying to not feel so embarrassed about it too, like who even cares ik
>>82188024
i never got hit or anything, i was just kinda ugly in middle school and shy so not a good mix, and got depressed and became a loner for a bit and cried going to school every morning, but my parents dont really take mental health that serious and i learned from that a bit by not just completely rotting in self pity, but just kinda hurt me when they call me lazy and keep comparing me to other peoples kids and what they are doing with their life, knowing im capable of alottt more than who i am right now, rant sorrry
Anonymous No.82188079
>>82188075
Post your boobs, please. I beg of you
Anonymous No.82188080 >>82188089
>>82188032
'assive projection
This board isn't just freaks and virgins anymore, there are regular sex havers and successful people browisng out of boredome now doe
>>82188039
When them towers fell shit was not bussin
>>82188040
Dats so bad for you doe, save yourself for Chad, don't desensitize yourself you'll be ruined
>>82188052
Well I'm trolling but liderwally just read the thread doe, like I said it just seems like a completely normal case of a zoomer that didn't socialize enough and now spends all their time on the Internet, not so different from many others at this point
It has nothing to do with face
Anonymous No.82188089 >>82188112
>>82188080
>regular sex havers and successful people
These ppl can and do also have fucked up childhoods
Anonymous No.82188109 >>82188196
>>82188075
>i never got hit or anything
Least traumatic form of child abuse. >>82188075
>they call me lazy and keep comparing me to other peoples kids
Most traumatic form of abuse. Especially when followed by being molested
Anonymous No.82188112
>>82188089
>My blanket overgeneralization is true b-because it just is, okay??
Doe you aren't wrong about that specifically, this place is still normie central and it's wrong to assume they are all fucked up in some way, especially those that just lurk for da lols instead of posting anything
Anonymous No.82188139 >>82188207
>>82188075
BE the outcast. I used to sit on the floor of the break room at my job, and now I just sit on one of the metal stair cases outside during my breaks (FAR away from everyone else). No one likes me and quite a few would crack my jaw if they ran into me on the street somewhere...and I'd be ready for them.
>would be nice if I had a small crew of nerds and weebs like in high school, but whatever I guess
Anonymous No.82188166 >>82188250
>>82187613
>bad satire this is a real issue anon
it's not satire retard
i'm agreeing with you!
Anonymous No.82188196
>>82188109
>tfw no molested gf with serious lifelong issues
Anonymous No.82188207 >>82188223 >>82188234 >>82188275
>>82188139
This is copium doe
Humans are liderwally wired to need approval and validation from others
I'm not saying you should compromise your values and start meatriding people for acceptance but abandoning others altogether is the wrong approach and deep down you know that
Anonymous No.82188223
>>82188207
>not just developing schizoid personality disorder
Skill issue
Anonymous No.82188231
>>82184613 (OP)
Ive worked for 2 years now and havnet really made any true meaningful connection with anybody there. It all feels surface level. Ive even heard empty promises from 3 different people talking about hanging out outside of work. Never happened.
Anonymous No.82188234 >>82188249
>>82188207
No, I've been thoroughly black-pilled (university also had that effect...it's where I learned the red pill initially) and want nothing to do with normies and NPCs. Besides, I haven't completely 'abandoned' everyone; I have all of you.
Anonymous No.82188249 >>82188269
>>82188234
You ain't got me. I fully reject all the pill retards. If there were ever NPCs it's you dumbasses.
Anonymous No.82188250 >>82188258 >>82188259 >>82188313
>>82188166
ohh not a retard.. you just dragged that word out a bit too long for you to be serious.
but yea internet kinda ruined everyone for the worst, unless it was also like this with no internet idk, if any anons con confirm or deny that people were more sociable and it wa easier to make friends without evryones life being on a phone, let me know, kinda feel like it was
Anonymous No.82188258
>>82188250
It wasn't. Everyone still went into their cliques. And since you couldn't bully people on the internet they bullied people IRL instead. The 90s were fucking insane for the shit people would do. I assume it was worse in the prior decades. The 00s were more chill and civilized.
Anonymous No.82188259
>>82188250
true as fug
Anonymous No.82188269 >>82188303
>>82188249
That sounds like something an NPC would say. I'll bet you don't even meditate, fuckin' hylic.
Anonymous No.82188275
>>82188207
>Humans are liderwally wired to need approval
Brainwashing is not hardwiring. Or is it.
Anonymous No.82188303 >>82188347
>>82188269
No I mean I actually hate you freaks I'm not trying to play with you. Your "philosophy" is just fucking stupid. People don't like you because you're a waste of their time. That's all there is to it. You were born with a shit brain or raised wrong and now you can't interact in society without pissing everyone off. Sucks to suck. If your retard philosophy was telling you to be neither seen nor heard I'd respect it a lot more.
Anonymous No.82188313 >>82188354
>>82188250
yeahh
it's even harder to start a conversation when someone is using their phone
like i don't know if they think i'm being annoying for trying to speak with them :(
Anonymous No.82188347 >>82188384
>>82188303
tl;dr, you call us 'freaks' yet you have a pathological """need""" to be accepted and surrounded by others. The very idea of being left alone terrifies something within you, so much that you'd probably an hero (as did a few people during the first weeks of the pandemic) at the very prospect. You just agree with the cultural zeitgeist instead of challenging it head-on, cowering like a dog.
Anonymous No.82188354 >>82188385
>>82188313
>yeahh
>it's even harder to start a conversation when someone is using their phone
No
Anonymous No.82188384 >>82188415 >>82188418
>>82188347
I'm schizoid fucktard I don't give a fuck if I'm """accepted""". You idiots are always whining about how genetically inferior you are and boohoo chad this chad that, why are you even alive if it's so bad? I would love to never hear the word "pill" ever again. Sheer weaponized stupidity, that's all you freaks have to offer. Dysgenic mutts. It's not even le edgy philosophy anymore every dumbshit middle schooler on Twitter is spouting that shit. So congrats, you're as mentally developed as the average preteen. So cool. This is an 18+ site, do your parents know you're on here?
Anonymous No.82188385 >>82188412
>>82188354
erm
yeahhh
what if i say hi and they just say hi and go back to their phone
Anonymous No.82188412 >>82188427
>>82188385
Idk. Rarley have this happen
Anonymous No.82188415 >>82188440 >>82188456 >>82188471 >>82188478
>>82188384
I would respond to all that, but I'm too white pilled to really care as much as you do. It's going to be hot tomorrow/today, and I intend to soak up all that sun during my midday run. Which, I will of course do alone, because no one else around me is pilled enough to care about personal physical fitness. You don't run or lift, do you?
Anonymous No.82188418 >>82188471
>>82188384
bluepill final boss fr
Anonymous No.82188427
>>82188412
damnn ok
Anonymous No.82188440 >>82188448
>>82188415
Can I get the burger and the fries and the water and the fat bitch please
Anonymous No.82188448
>>82188440
no, th-that's not how it's supposed to work.
Anonymous No.82188456 >>82188501
>>82188415
Is there a third option for food? I don't want to eat plain raw vegetables, I don't like beef, and I don't want to live off of fries.
Anonymous No.82188464
I'm horny. Post spank bank material so I can pleasure myself
Anonymous No.82188471 >>82188501
>>82188418
I don't even know what the fuck pills are man. I just know I hate everyone who talks about them. Whiniest bitches I have encountered on the internet and I routinely go into leftist spaces.
>>82188415
I'm musclepilled to the max. I look at myself in the mirror and do poses while I jack it. My biceps are bigger than my head.
Anonymous No.82188478 >>82188501
>>82188415
anon mastered the art of not giving a shit, a failed normie like me could never , care way too much
Anonymous No.82188501 >>82188521 >>82188526
>>82188456
Here, and make sure it's the top-shelf stuff from an ACTUAL Asian supermarket.

>>82188471
Yeah, I jack it to my abs sometimes, but I prefer to go off to muscle mommies. Too many lardasses in real life here.

>>82188478
Sure you can, you just have to read. Like, a lot. Obsessively.
Anonymous No.82188521
>>82188501
>Yeah, I jack it to my abs sometimes, but I prefer to go off to muscle mommies. Too many lardasses in real life here.
I like to cumshot into the air and catch it on my abs and watch it roll down. Really brings out the definition. I go for the ana chicks takes some real dedication to eat 300 calories a day, big respect.
Anonymous No.82188526 >>82188538 >>82188576
>>82188501
i like reading but school killed it for me, whats a cool book i like dystiopian style stuff or surreal kinda fantasy worlds
Anonymous No.82188538 >>82188560 >>82188577
>>82188526
Oh, I was thinking more like...Stoicism and works by Albert Camus. RuneScape has a couple of books out.
Anonymous No.82188560 >>82188604
>>82188538
>stoics
>camus
>Greatest MMO of all time
Hmm
Anonymous No.82188570
>>82184613 (OP)
What type of business do you work for this important for my feedback unironically i know it sounds like a bot
Anonymous No.82188576
>>82188526
Try Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect. It's short. Could also try Malak by Peter Watts, also short. Both of those are sci fi about AI, kind of dystopian if you squint.
Anonymous No.82188577 >>82188604
>>82188538
oh those kind of books make me feel like im gaslighting myself and its bad because i already have close to no perception of myself and life, but maybe
Anonymous No.82188591 >>82188617
>>82184613 (OP)
are you very ugly?
Anonymous No.82188604 >>82188620
>>82188560
...y-yeah?

>>82188577
Just imagine Sisyphus happy, you'll be fine. You kind of have to in order not to crash out at work.
Anonymous No.82188617 >>82188676
>>82188591
no im okay looking im just kinda average nothing special, like maybe you would see me and not think im ugly or cute or percieve me in any kind of way, maybe just think i had too much makeup on or something like im trying too hard, which i do kinda
Anonymous No.82188620 >>82188648
>>82188604
>...y-yeah?
I used to be rank 500 something in thieving. Not bragging or anything.
Anonymous No.82188648 >>82188666
>>82188620
I was pretty high up there with fishing (20M xp before no longer being able to play because of...reasons). Farming was up there as well.
Anonymous No.82188666 >>82188685
>>82188648
I remember when farming was released. Hell, I remember when runecrafting was released. I used to do law runes to Entrana or whatever it's called. Inventory full of runestone for 54 laws or something like that. Long time ago man. Laws were so hard to get in bulk back in the day.
Anonymous No.82188676
>>82188617
i thought ugly girls suffered because i am a male so i am not very familiar with women's social dynamics(in fact, in my country, girls in school bully ugly female classmates..)
if you're not ugly, what are you afraid of?
you're probably in a much better situation now than i was
Anonymous No.82188685 >>82188694
>>82188666
One of the books recently released, "The Gift of Guthix" tells of how humans came to learn how to use runes not just for combat, but also (most importantly in the story) for teleportation, and how the Fremennik almost prevented that from happening. Worth a read...meanwhile, I'm reading the newest release, "The Fall of Hallowvale."
Anonymous No.82188694
>>82188685
Maybe I'll check those out. I haven't played runescape in years but I still have a lot of nostalgia for it.