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Anonymous No.82186359 >>82186365 >>82186372 >>82186386 >>82186389 >>82186404 >>82186470 >>82186912 >>82186975 >>82187026 >>82187348 >>82187374 >>82187725 >>82188090 >>82188186 >>82188716
>rich
>famous
>based
Why does he have no bitches
Anonymous No.82186365 >>82186564 >>82188043
>>82186359 (OP)
He does get bitches retard. Being rich is enough to get women.
Anonymous No.82186372 >>82188675
>>82186359 (OP)
He looks like he has downs syndrome and doesn't he live in a roach infested hellhole?
Anonymous No.82186382
>ziongoldberg
>based
Anonymous No.82186386 >>82186564
>>82186359 (OP)
Didn't he fuck egirls
Anonymous No.82186389 >>82186414
>>82186359 (OP)
He spends his time sending nudes to only fans models on twitter

Speaking of which anybody want the ones he sent to me
Anonymous No.82186404
>>82186359 (OP)
its because hes retarded
Anonymous No.82186414 >>82186945
>>82186389
How much do you make on OF? I'm thinking of starting a cult for mentally disturbed OF models. I would use advanced brainwashing techniques to make you happy while using your money to make me happy.
Anonymous No.82186418 >>82186619 >>82186975
>ugly
>skinnyfat
>weak
>zero masculine energy or capabilities

Thats why. He can afford some high end escorts whenever he wants so I doubt he cares, anyway.
Anonymous No.82186470 >>82186564
>>82186359 (OP)
He does get bitches. He's rich you retard.
Anonymous No.82186564 >>82187897
>>82186365
>>82186386
>>82186470
does he? is there any evidence of this? i believe he's had sex before but i don't think he's very interested in keeping women around
Anonymous No.82186587
>kills his mother
>killing his father
Anonymous No.82186619 >>82186929
>>82186418
>>ugly
>>skinnyfat
>>weak
>>zero masculine energy or capabilities
Anonymous No.82186912 >>82186976 >>82187423
>>82186359 (OP)
He could easily fuck e-girl streamers and vtubers daily. It's actually surprising the amount of vtubers that like and watch this guy
Anonymous No.82186929
>>82186619
>asmongold will never look like this
>asmongold will never lift manmade metal
Anonymous No.82186945 >>82186955
>>82186414
I make enough to justify showing my body to everybody with a few dollars
Anonymous No.82186955 >>82186964
>>82186945
Interested in being brainwashed into devoting yourself mind, body, and soul to a semi-benevolent cult leader? You'll be much happier with a singular purpose.
Anonymous No.82186964 >>82186978
>>82186955
>Interested in
no
Anonymous No.82186975 >>82187003
>>82186359 (OP)
He doesn't know how to clean.
Pretty simple.
He seems to be rich, but lives in a shitty room/house.
He just needs to use his money on his place to hire cleaners and designers.
And get better clothes.

The guy is a 12 year old, with 35? year old body.
Also i think he did get a hot popular girl in bed before she realized months later what he was really like.
>>82186418
Yeah i guess he uses his money on escorts.

The guy is kinda crazy. Almost stupid, but he seems to know a lot.
He just refuses to do anything, but sit.
Anonymous No.82186976
>>82186912
but does he?
Anonymous No.82186978
>>82186964
It's a great way to get some instant community and friends. Granted the cult is currently just me but you'd be getting in on the ground floor.
Anonymous No.82187003
>>82186975
>anything, but sit
Anonymous No.82187026
>>82186359 (OP)
A lot of Based, Misogynistic, Red Pill, men don't get bitches above the Onlyfans roastie.
Anonymous No.82187348
>>82186359 (OP)
everyone knows he and emiru fucked like rabbits
Anonymous No.82187374
>>82186359 (OP)
him living in a biohazard house nukes whatever appeal he would otherwise have
Anonymous No.82187423 >>82187724 >>82188117
>>82186912
Aren't a lot of vtubers guys with voice changers and an anime avatar
Anonymous No.82187437
?
hes had two very public girlfriends before
one was a plastic blonde bimbo and one was a plastic asian bimbo
Anonymous No.82187452 >>82188379
this is his girlfriend
Anonymous No.82187724
>>82187423
No. Most of them are just fat, ugly, or want all the benefits of being a woman without needing to put any effort (being decently attractive and putting effort into your appearance)
Anonymous No.82187725 >>82187957
>>82186359 (OP)
>white
>stinky
>ugly
>rightwing tryhard

That's why
Anonymous No.82187897
>>82186564
He messes around with twitch cam whores for a few months before his house and shit breath scares them off usually
Anonymous No.82187921
i remember pink sparkles dated asmongold that shit blew my mind how did she stand his stench. listen i dont hate asmongold but the guy has 0 teeth left his teeth are legit dentures he doesnt shower small cock worships trump let his mother die drinks soda 24 7 plays world of warcraft what woman would want him
Anonymous No.82187957
>>82187725
>white
>right wing
>bad
Anonymous No.82188043
>>82186365
You don't even need to be rich, you just need status. Women are fucking sluts for high status. That's all they care about. See: local musicians
Anonymous No.82188090 >>82188124 >>82188155
>>82186359 (OP)
he's fucked multiple twitch girls and onlyfans thots
Anonymous No.82188117
>>82187423
voice changers are VERY obvious, vtubers are mostly just vtubers because you have to be stacy tier hot to make it as a female streamer that shows your face on twitch
Anonymous No.82188124 >>82188155
>>82188090

i know he has but im curious how the dude is genuinely disgusting. would internet fame really make chicks fuck someone who smells like absolute dogshit
Anonymous No.82188142 >>82188155
The guy has a bridge for his top 6 teeth missing all his teeth but 5 which he has confirmed. HOW THE FUCK IS HE GETTING PUSSY WHERE IS MY PUSSY IM MAD
Anonymous No.82188155 >>82188242
>>82188090
>>82188124
>>82188142
Goes to show status + money>everything else. You can get any woman you desire if you are famous. Look at fucking Chris Chan as another example.
Anonymous No.82188186
>>82186359 (OP)
He pays for sex, he gets plenty of bitches.
Anonymous No.82188202
Because he doesn't want to. He's had gfs before.
Anonymous No.82188242 >>82188369
>>82188155
Status is more important than money. How is any woman going to know you exist if you have no status? You can see this IRL with IT millionaires that get no bitches.
Anonymous No.82188278 >>82188285
asmon has had multiple girlfriends. he dont care. he is not obsessed like you porn addicted weirdos
Anonymous No.82188285 >>82188296
>>82188278

He let his mother set herself on fire with cigarettes and kill herself while playing world of warcraft. I Cant think of a bigger piece of shit
Anonymous No.82188296 >>82188306
>>82188285
seek help for your problems. before you answer more your imbecile shit, go for a walk. more changes you to find woman outside than sperging out in 4chud
Anonymous No.82188306
>>82188296

Imagine letting your mother die while grinding wow. thats craaaaaaaaaaaaazy. Brush your teeth asmon please
Anonymous No.82188340
buying ciggies for your mother who is on an oxygen tank is crazy though
not hiring a maid for her when youre a multimillionaire is wild too
Anonymous No.82188369
>>82188242
That's why I said status + money. These two together can bring you further than just status alone.
Anonymous No.82188379
>>82187452
She's good looking, but she likes black guys.
Anonymous No.82188675
>>82186372
living in filth will give you downs
Anonymous No.82188716
>>82186359 (OP)
his niche is "relatable millenial nerd"

his shit is character too. ishowspeed for 40 yr old white guys