Thread 82186433

Would you ever get a vasectomy if your wife asked you for it?

>>82186433 (OP)
nah, I would just leave her. By that point she is probably only having sex with me once a year anyways

>>82186433 (OP)
Mini notnuts is pretty good desu
No

>>82186433 (OP)
I make her have an hysterectomy first and then leave her.

>>82186463
The female equivalent would be tubal ligation.

>>82186433 (OP)
Nah we're having 3 boys and 3 girls at least and then if she hasn't hit menopause then whatever happems happens.

inb4 a product of american education thinks vasectomy is the same as orchiectomy

>>82186433 (OP)
My future wife wouldn't ask me for one because I would already have one. i don't want no fucking kids

>>82186433 (OP)
Why would it matter, interspecies pregnancy isn't real

>>82186433 (OP)
I would never undergo surgery, no matter how minor, unless it is causing me 24/7 pain or will literally kill me.

Maybe after our fifth child, but probably not.

what a BVLL prepping cuckold

>>82186433 (OP)
no, I get off to breeding. i have a breeding fetish

>>82186433 (OP)
Completely unnecessary. She's not going to ever get pregnant the way we have sex.

>>82186433 (OP)
I literally just got mine two weeks ago AMA

>>82186433 (OP)
id do it for the goldfish crackers

>>82187280
Are you joking? Did they put you to sleep or did they just kick you in the balls? I want to get one because fuck having kids

>>82187309
No I'm not joking. You don't go under you're fully awake, they just inject lidocaine into the scrotum to numb everything.

>>82187331
How old are you and how long was the process? How much did it cost? do you regret it?

>>82186433 (OP)
Gonna get one before I move to Cambodia or Mexico or india or whatever

>>82187370
I'm 35. It was about 15min, in and out. Normally it's $900 but we maxed our deductible this year so it was $90 for me through insurance.

I don't regret it at all, I already have 2 kids and am completely done.

>>82187388
Hold on, why do you keep on coming here if you're had sex and have mated successfully with an adult female?

>>82187395
Not him but this ain't a fucking jncel board you stupid fucking piece of shit

>>82186433 (OP)
Yes, I have heritable mental illness that should not be passed down

>>82187428
Hey man, that's like your opinion

>>82187483
>that's like your opinion
Definitely isn't you stupid fucking virgin

>>82187488
>Stupid fucking virgin
Rude. Just rude. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>82187488
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of involuntary celibacy, dude, at least it's an ethos.

>>82187395
This is the first time I've been to r9k in a long, long time. I don't think I've been here since 2012.

I was just kind of board hopping today to be honest. And I saw this thread and thought hey what a coincidence I just had a vasectomy.

damn it now i want a zero bar

>>82186433 (OP)
This will be the last thing that whore see.

>>82187495
>Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Perhaps. But that's a different thread

>>82187331
Depends on where ya go. Got mine like 6 weeks ago. Knocked my ass out and woke up later bandaged and ready to go home. No problems and now my wife gets nutted regularly. We got our one kid. No more to fucking expensive and risky.

Gf's Dr said she was too old for contraceptives after a bone scan. She suggested I get second circumcised. I had a better idea. She didn't like it at first, but quickly adjusted. Her head game improved immensely. Sometimes we don't even have sex because I cum before I can get to her rearend.

>>82186433 (OP)
My dad had that done after having 2 kids and then 3 with my mom.