Thread 82186569

chamber of changing edition

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qott: would you enter the chamber? you'll come out more...productive.

first for clumsy autistic sweet esex with r9gaynons

>>82186569 (OP)
Second for cucked AI women

third for telling anon he did a really good job after he finishes c:

Ugly freaking picrel kill yourself

Weird creepy thread

>>82186581
Hi anon chan

>>82186942
hello anon kun!!!

It'll be fat neet shower time for me tonight but I feel all bloated and nasty from eating that pizza.

>>82186952
I'm eating pizza and watching police bodycam slop videos, how are you doin???

Today I will learn how to take a selfie hopefully at least

>>82186961
oh just the usual, lonely and wasting time and daydreaming about gay things

wahh I'm lonely give me attention please.

this works for meow lets see if it'll work for me

>>82186974
I do that often too. If we lived in a just world we should be able to have steamy gay sex together but that's not how the powers that be want things.

>>82187004
I will give you attention! this better be good...

>>82186925
i made it extra creepy cause people were saying creepy so annoying much. yw

>>82186969
waste of time, they legit never look "good"

learn to take leggies

I just want Halloween to get here, nothing is better than a nice scary movie except one with a bf to cling to.

>>82187008
true, i just want to make a cute sad gaybot cum and then shower him in affection, i have so much love to give but no one to give it to :(

i bought instant coffee again...this time however i will control myself by only drinking coffee MILK.

>>82187544
Have you ever had Sanka before

I am now a clean fat neet though I still feel bloated and gross from that pizza. I'm going to have to try and get other things to cook at home. Maybe I can try the skillet dinners again but that carries the risk of me not cleaning it up and throwing away another skillet.

>>82187558
no...its just decaf instant right? i assumed it was like "the first decaf" and thats why its still around cause it was like a nicorette patch for crazy coffee people.

my parents both drink like 6 cups of coffee a day which cant be good...my mom like barely sleeps. i tried to stage an intervention recently by stealing their ancient coffee pot but my dad went scarily berserk so i gave it back.

funnily i only found out cause i was like "yeah whenever i have coffee around i drink like six cups a day" and my dad was like, "yeah, that's just about what i drink, six cups a day." i understand getting into such a habit when you have a real job n stuff but damn forty years of that without a break...i feel real bad after a few weeks. again idk how most people are alive.

>>82187108
Honestly those do usually turn out well then again I've never seen anyone post what might be considered bad ones so I could be the first! Breaking new ground with ugly leggies

Giving storykun methamphetamine so he frantically cleans the manor and gets skinny thus saving his useless life

>>82187662

and likely explodes my heart or interacts with my heart meds that keep it from racing all the time.

>>82187593
would you like to hear about the spaghetti diet

Shot a 10ml load just now

>>82187639
you dont see the 20-30 outtakes for each one i post...when i'm trying to look good anyway. its really dependent on learning your camera. with mine i have to keep things away from the edges or they get fisheyed really hard in the outer tenth or so of the frame.

>>82187737
That's true but if you're taking leggies chances are you have good looking legs that's mine are the ugly ones here bucko. But I've been learning about angles and backgrounds and what you said tracks with it. It's very important to know your composition or something

>>82187611
I routinely drink 1 cup a day, a second cup only when I'm working hard. I think if you make laborious fancy coffee like pourover, the friction of brewing each cup can reduce consumption, compared to instant.
>>82187736
exactly 10ml? how many significant figures are we talking here

>>82187924
yeah thats why im only drinking coffee milk, no milk no coffee.

>>82187924
I shot it into one of those 15ml medicine cups

am horny and bf doesn't put out so I've had intense sexual tension forever now I want to shoot myself in the head

i'm horny and i want to moan

>>82188382
but would you wanna bark, hmmm?

do you want to meow?

I really badly wanna be friends with a r9gayer, but Im too crazy and boring

>>82188778
im an r9gayer but im boring and i dont know how to have friends

Why would you want to befriend someone here? Do you not read their deranged posts?

>>82188884
well... i am the poster. you know?

>>82188893
you will never have a friend or a boyfriend but it's alright :)

>>82188944
oh. never, huh? you mean never again, kiddo... in regards to the friend, but i dont know what heck youre supposed to do with a boyfriend anyways

>things to do with boyfriend
flay himm
skiin him
disembowel him
boil him
eat him etc

People who say this cry when they get a paper cut

>>82188994
nohpe

still doing know what parboil is or why you do it

wtf is that typo

Meow where husbie yay! Need husbie yay!

>>82187125
>cute sad gaybot cum
in your ass, right???

i thought /r9gay/ was a strict no anal area

>>82187114
october is the comfiest month :3

za monolit

>>82189115
the first 2 likely 3 weeks of october suck though

>>82189115
So true and I'm not biased as my birth month

always hated celebrating my birthday

im mad about turning da 2 and 5 in few days. its not fair! i deserve a do over!

would you go back. i keep thinking about how i was sorta kinda cute as a teen and even got hit on/groped by a few guys back in the day, and at the time i was like "wow weird! they are the gay!" and now im all "i missed out on getting molested". which is a terrible, stupid way to think but i still do it.

i did the most insane perveted thing at 14 and i have never told a soul about it and i never will

this isnt a place to talk about it but same

never been on a train in my entire life. for me, it was a classic neighbors garage american story

most peeps here are cute emo mop-haired lads who only wear oversized hoodies and have a weakspot for baby animals... right?

>>82189538
i have a weakspot for all animals and the majority of insects. my hair might be longer than that though
i havent been to a barber since i moved last year

>>82189538
>cute
sorta
>emo
no
>mop-haired
yes
>lad
a given
>only wear oversized hoodies
I prefer sweaters
>weakspot for baby animals
absolutely

I'm 100,000,000% sure my current crush thinks I'm ugly and isn't saying so to be nice, my previous one called me a 6/10 even though he used to compliment me a lot and said he likes me, I think I'm just gonna never entertain a crush on a guy again because its humiliating to be so unappealing to anyone but malicious bpd twinks and white women or tall reddit bisexuals that want me to put on thigh highs and give me psychological trauma. I give up atp

>>82189405
cmon anon i'll teach you how to stand behind the yellow line

>>82189735
what is the yellow line?

>>82189774
that's the boundary that keeps a train in containment, if you cross it without saying the right prayers you could end up becoming its next lunch

>>82189814
damn... desu i just followed the road lights

if my future bf asks for "another round" after we had sex, im breaking up immediately because i dont date sluts

za moonlit

>reddit bisexuals that want me to put on thigh highs and give me psychological trauma
main demographic of r9g

>>82189344
Cope. You are coping. It's the only time you felt desired so that's why. At least you're self aware.

>>82189690
Forgot to mention autistic

>>82190084
It's only based if he would wear them too

need to start acting more boyfriendly

>>82189711
Boring, dime a dozen low self esteem retard. You're not special.
People who think attraction is based only on looks deserve to be stoned. Obviously it matters a lot but if you have a sweet personality that matches your fbfs he will literally see you in a totally different light and love all of your little quirks. The way you smile, the way you babble about your interests, the jokes you make..
At least that's what those who have a soul do.

This feels like the picrel is a tranny fetish thing, not a gay one. Ill fitting.

hehe I'm gonna flick your balls 3 times because you acted a bit naughty, okay?

>>82190156
I agree. I took see pic rel and anyone who doesn't is blind. Are you blind r9gay?

Day off tomorrow, going back tonight. Can't wait. Especially since internet saga will be resolved favorably. I'll probably go for a run tonight too. Will miss the cat, he makes me sleepy. I stopped gaming last night to pet him as he was sleeping and couldn't continue as I got sleepy too.

>>82190101
>autistic
where do you think we are?

I don't like long games...they usually get boring after a while. But the good thing about not being an autist that enjoys suffering I can just stop playing when it crosses that line and be happy with time I spent with it despite not completing.
I didn't notice I was wasting money for fast travel mechanic lol. Granted you had to use it sometimes to get to a new place and sometimes it's just much more efficient but it comes with a price.

>>82190144
>Boring, dime a dozen low self esteem retard. You're not special.
No shit Sherlock, what thread and board do you think you're on

Super skinny as a child --> chubby as a highschooler --> underweight as adult

ugly fuckerr i still love youuu

Creepy faggot thread

>>82190289
this but chubby child, and skiiny highscholler and adult.

super skinny as a child --> pretty skinny as a highschooler --> chubby as adult
:(

i learned too skinny is kind of ugly for guy recently

>too skinny
no such thing, you're just fat

i weigh 47 kilos

im 64kg and 189cm kill me

traveling again to the dream realm

I woke up to what I thought was my boyfriend pounding my pussy, but it was actually one of his black friends who he was doing heroin with in the den earlier. I got checked and yup I have aids now. I just cant believe it, I always used a condom when getting my boypussy pounded by black gents. Now I have to lie to my boyfriend because he pays for most of my food.

phew my anus still AIDS free

cant get aids if you dont have sex ever think about that big man

Why do posters on here want fem men but most irl gays want more masc men?

>>82191176
homosexuality is bimodal

you can have sex 100 times just dont put a dick in ur butt

Muh balls need emptying

what does a cum in the butt feel like

>>82191298
like I'm a doughnut being filled with cream

>>82191307
oh yea that makes sense.....

what if i wanted to sniff a gaybot and nothing more
then what

>>82191268
Cut them off hoe

Im fixing to get my bussy pozed up with hiv from a latrino. Down bad rn.

>gay guys don't like me
>in love with straight guys
>take drugs and get surgery
>initially overjoyed I can get over the barrier of incompatible orientation
>gradually become mortified that I'm essentially grooming or tricking straight men
Should I just break things off and content myself with being alone?

>>82191480
You should break your penis off too and get one of those synthetic vaginas. You can become a dixie harlot.

Meow why no give me attention

>>82191504
Vaginas are gross and I'd rather kill myself than have one. I don't like Dixie either. I'm still owed reparations.

>>82191480
stupid ass troon lol

I had this amazing ass dream where a hot burly security guard I saw at a store once was hugging me really tight on the floor and I bust all over the place, and now I'm not sure if I made a mess in real life, 10/10 dream though.

>>82192081
The guy who makes your dreams can talk in English. Its actually really offensive dude, thats why he tricks you into believing its random.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0
have you ever had to knock on wood?
or do you know someone who has?

>>82192101
Not 100% sure what you mean by that, but that guy's cool af if he made that for me, compliments to the chef.

>>82191110
it feels bad that ill never get to see anyone else's dreams...

I saw a dream of a spooky skin walker waa

>>82191513
I will only give you a lil bit today. We're rationing today

>>82192161
Thanks man. I run the dream department for r9gay and felt like you needed a good one

>>82192218
Youll get another tonight where it rapes you if you dont stop acting like a bitch in head

>>82192261
I'm dying
>>82192301
Wow rude also how am I acting like a bitch in head

future dogboyfriend

>>82192312
I meant heat but oh well close enough

>>82192312
D:
ok you may have emergency attention until you feel better.

Meow is always in heat

There always have and always will be 3 anons from ohio in these threads at any time

>>82192161
Nah hes really not. Dude dreams are fucking gay. Thats literally just a movie he made lol. He forces us to watch them. Even if we tell him not to. It is fucking assault.

>>82192337
How am I acting like a bitch in heat huhhhh
>>82192338
Yay~
>>82192346
Not trve....

>>82192400
There is an aura around every post you makes that reeks of it

>>82192411
Interesting tell me more because I definitely don't have such an aura

>>82192381
Does he give you bad ones?

raping techniques

must avoid fast food, craving McDonalds...

>>82192688
get whataburger

>>82192700

yeah they don't have that in ohayo.

>>82192714
why not i thought ohayo was important

>>82192724

not that important,especially in my neck of the woods.

i wish i was masculine enough with a big dick to top... or more feminine enough to bottom... instead i am neither and i am just ugly with an average pp so i do not deserve to do gay stuff irl unfortunately.

>>82192740
get wendys

>>82192752
you sound very feminine desu beta bitch

>>82192740
Which part is that anon?

>>82192753

why do you always want me to get Wendy's?

>>82192801

SW, north of cinci a bit.

>>82192818
whats wrong with wendys

>>82192792
if i had the feminine looks to match my submissive sexuality i would have sex. instead i just look like an ugly dysgenic nerd. even after getting fit and losing weight. at least i'm not balding but my hair is ugly too. curly hair sucks. i wish i was a short twink with straight hair and zero masculine features.

>>82192818
Ah so you are probably within 20 minutes of me. Just go to costco and get some rice and meat. Idk if you have a rice cooker or anything

>>82192824

Nothing but you always tell me to get Wendy's when I mention fast food.

>>82192828

Don't you need a membership? I live alone so I don't want to buy in bulk plus I would have no where to store it.

>>82192827
>i have zero masculine features and im a beta bitch fag
>oh uhh but im not feminine at all
you can still suck my teeny weeny

>>82192861
i look like an unfrozen caveman. maybe if i covered my entire face with my hair and turned off the lights to mask my ugliness someone would enjoy me blowing them.

>>82192841
wendys is better than that other stuff you eat and you wont go to carls jr or a&w

>>82192881

There is a hardy's in town but I've never been there. What should I even get? I hate going to new places because a lot of the time I'll get way too much or too little food.

>>82192879
you sound like a girl just put on some perfume and get a bf

>>82192841
They have non member hours. Personally cook daily with rice so the bag is always in front of the cooker. I just get a fuck ton of meat from whomever has the best deals. You gotta have storage right anon?

>>82192918
too old and ugly. instead i will complain about not being able to effortlessly get dick like women and twinks can.

>>82192904
idk maybe get a burger

>>82192904
Is there a mall nearby? Foot courts can have decent cheap food sometimes

>>82192927
how old and ugly

>>82192924
A tiny pass pantry that is really just a bookshelf and hasn't been cleaned out since well before mom died. I wouldn't be surprised if some things were approaching ten years past their dates.

>>82192879
Just evolve bro, not that hard.

>>82192953
If you got some time you should clean that out and see what space you have. Making food yourself will save you a lot of money

>>82192945
too old and ugly to ever fit in in this general. can't hit twink death if you were never a twink to begin with.

i wanted to be slutty and bottom for guys so badly when i was young, but i was fat, ugly, and retarded. now i'm not fat but i'm too old to bottom and still ugly and retarded. oh well.

>>82193005
>>82193061
this is old and ugly fat general why are you so elaborately bullying us

>>82193070
no this is young twink general. you're all zoomers. i come here to cry about not doing gay shit when i was young because lgbt is a tranny board.

>>82192954
he needs to devolve and go back to crawling

>>82193061
>>82193005
even the roman had a concept for twink death, you people have no excuse for all this self pity and downery

>>82193075
im older than you. youre probably just another 97 zoomie who thinks theyre very mature because nobody else at school knows the internet has a few more sites than youtube

>>82193110
>romans invented aging

i'm back and i want my stinky bf now kudaplease

I don't know what you are all about, I'd fuck a guy even if he's past twink death.

>>82191480
Groom and trick the straight men, they deserve it

>>82193120
i'm almost mid thirties so ancient in gay years. doubt you're older.

>>82193158
gross.

So we have more old farts here than just me? I know this already but I can't help but think everyone posting here is a young cutie.

>>82193150
all Im saying is that, theres a reason MILF is a word and not Old Ass Man ILF

>>82193184
You say gross, meanwhile I enjoy the qualities of all men ^^
sex isn't even about the physicality for me, I just enjoy seeing how lovely people can be.

>>82193158
the real question is when do you stop

being a passable troon and getting straight men to fuck you is an amazing fantasy i can never live out.

>>82193190
DILF is literally a thing thoever... it's always guys who were always attractive though so not me.

Had a ghost nightmare, demons trying to kill me in my sleep

I maybe old but I'm not a dilf, dilf implies a strong body who maybe gained a little weight and most importantly is confident and mature. I may be physically mature but I'm not mentally mature by a long shot.

>>82193190
thats just because dad is scary and mom is our practice gf

I'm afraid of nightmares waa

Hellish day with a lot of dishwashing since there wasn't enough staff so had to do that too. Well not too bad except the 2-4 hour rush when we were full. But I survived. Now I trive (going home)

crazy to think that if i either had a big dick (gays do not like average dicks) or was actually naturally feminine i would have tried experimenting in my youth instead of ending up an ugly and old permavirgin who hates himself. sad!

still waiting for a momlike bf

hi guys i used to post here but your all uncs and the rest of this board wants to make me a troon so now im a basedteen

humblebraggart point and laugh

unc zoomer alliance
hag bottom x zoomer top

i'm a hag bottom but i sound like a zoomer

>>82186569 (OP)
Cosyajj

>unc is crashing out
>unc is chopped
kill zoomers

Meow gimme mer attention tack

>>82193470
t.chopped unc crashing out

sigh wanting a fbf but being a pathetic coward and not getting one sigh, fuck my fag bitch chudcel life.

mom went to work why did i wake up what is the point of life

>>82193483
here is my attention, you can borrow it for now.

eww he actually talked to it

>>82193594
*Puts it in My mouth*
>>82193602
Meow

I hope the mosquitos who bit me die a painful death at the many arms of a spider

>>82193626
D:
wtf! give it back! I'm gonna need that later!

>>82193686
Mnom nom nom

meow is like a pet or toddler that runs away with something in his mouth. Don't choke on the attention meow.

Noooooo meow don't eat hue aaaaaaaaa

>>82193705
Yay

I'm tired wa

i wonder what hue is doing rn(right now)

concocting more fake gym stories

he wouldnt do that he is an esteemed surgeon now sigh they stole him from us

>>82193798
i thought he flunked out from all the drugs? i said that and he didnt deny it anyway.

>>82193740
i sucked your energy several times and got a lot done...i hope you felt ok

>>82193845
i thought meth makes you study better

>>82193853
Bruv I'm falling into a coma

i could use some meth rn(right now)

Christ its far too hot. Euros would not survive this weather

I'm ready for fall baby

do you remember h3c momoko

>93 degrees
>59% humidity
would be PERFECT weather for a smelly bf but no...

stinkfags need to be deported to india asap

>>82193978
i know where you live i think

>>82187114
Would you mind if your future bf was a bit of a wuss? I can't handle scary movies very well even if I know they aren't real. I'm a bit jumpy too.

>>82193942
i cant post pics from my phone but its

86F

30C

Humidity 14%
Wind Speed SW 3 mph
Barometer 30.25 in
Dewpoint 32F (0C)
Visibility 10.00 mi
Heat Index 83F (28C)
Last update 15 Aug 12:15 pm MDT

>>82194012
guess anony

>>82194084
gulf coast state?

>>82194093
not exclusively but yes

Hmmmm should I bike to the park or not? It's like 15 min walk or so but it was a long day hmmmmmm
Well one thing is for sure, I'm going for a run soon and it will be epic and can't wait to shower after it and rest.

>>82190943
Yeah but you're 5'3

>>82194120
you should just run to the park

one of my sunflowers broke

>25+
>hairy
>skin issues, don't have enough money to fix them
>skinnyfat
>indentity issues
>autism
>depressed.jpg
>bisexual
Who want me?

>>82194099
georgia? idk what you mean by not exclusively

Answering questions with questions is bitch made

You have Chris Duncan. Sounds white, right? Perhaps a bit too white. Ok now you need to niggify it. So what do you do? Simply add Leroy. Boom: now you have Chris Leroy Duncan. He is no longer 155lbs now he is 185lbs AND he is black. Can you believe it?

>>82194204
florid

My mother told me to never answer a question with a question.

>>82194203
>skin issues
explain
>identity issues
explain

>>82194242
he already sounded black to me. pretty sure this is a basketball name

>>82194250
ah makes sense

>>82193188
Story is a pedo exhibit a

>>82193942
Ohio should not feel like 97. Last time it was this hot i was like 9 and had season pass to a water park

>>82194271
They are both MMA fighters fighting in the ufc tho

>>82194203
If you agree to keep your body hair I'll take you.

Wish we had gladiator fights instead

>>82193739
Lmao that was funny yay

>>82194252
>>skin issues
>explain
Dry skin, eczema on my back, itchy skin (because dry.)
>>identity issues
>explain
Something akin to impostor syndrome but also akin to depersonalization. I would describe it as feeling like a stranger on my own body and even though I realize on a logical level that it is my own body I do not feel that way mentally. It's not gender dysphoria btw.
>>82194347
Can I at least trim it pretty please?

When will mutts realize we don't give a shit about their fake units. It's about 40 degrees in units that meter btw. So that is hot and not whatever fake made up bullshit you are bitching about

>>82194316
guess the basketball man is tim duncan still made that guy sound black nonetheless

>>82194000
Yes
>>82194033
No validation for you

>>82193864
as long as you take a break now and again, sure...but you cant meth to study AND meth to party.

ppl who get through school on meth or adderall and dont take mindful breaks have to keep doing more and more meth/adderall and eventually no ampunt will do it for them anymore. sooo many adderall fuelled programmers who think theyre killin it cause they addy their classes and addy their first few years of work...usually starts to really bite them by 25-30, and then if they have a nest egg already and theyre smart they "early retire"...if they blew the money then they need to start doing coke on top of the addy which keeps them going a while longer but makes them insane...see musk and thiel

this also a big hidden reason theres so many programmer troons -- adderall fuelled obsessive behavior and sexual frenzy...its literally the same as meth heads with them boning each other. they literally are just meth heads

well that USED to be how it went, but now that chatgpt can write code faster than meth itself, theyre all getting just straight boned on. losers keep winning hahaaah

>>82193866
is that better than freaking out? i can stop if you want but im getting a lot done as i said.

>>82194251
Cute anon following motherly advice to a tee

>>82194399
Actually it's a quote from Sopranos season 1 episode 4. You'd get that if you were my (nonexistent) bf.

I miss that drunk brit too bad he died of liver failure

>>82194398
Making wallposts on 4chan isn't getting a lot done you mongoloid

I don't miss brad he was boring and had an ugly voice and horrible taste in media

brad has 1500 hours in cs and hes still doo doo

>>82194388
makes sense to me, but hue is a doctor

>>82194363
If it makes you happy then fine.. but It stays on :>

>>82194471
Okay but I will remove as much as I can from my benis area because I find hair there to be unhygienic and dirty.

I got a flat tire lmao. My bike only lasted one day. That's it. yeah I don't think I'm paying for that again

>>82194444(checked)
digits dont lie

should i take a nap and risk sleeping away all of my hard work what do we think /r9gay/

So depressed rn literally doing the virgin walk to the park

>>82194550
Biking is such a cute form of transportation doe with a little jingling bell and everything

>>82194596
Cute lyney! I don't think it's particularly cute but it is superior to driving and it is exercise too. But I was even trying to go thru actual roads, not frickin woods and shit and yet I still ran over something that popped my tire... I can't win

i do not like genchink

I should have flayed you alive long ago for being a double agent mr colorado

Is it okay if I jack off to femboys but I insert as the bottom? No interest in fuckin

god damn it, I accidentally bought sugar free baja blast yesterday. I am legit mad as fuck. My adhd strikes again.

>>82194812
no
it is not okay

There are some cute femboy tops out there that I would love to have as a bf. I want to see a cute face between my legs instead of an old ugly geezer.

you gotta stop jerking off to so much porn man

what should we jerk off to then Xai

ive been getting good gains waking up and jerking off in my bed with my morning wood just thinking

upchuck semen

chucksters

>>82194464
lots of surgeons be crazy on pills and coke...its understandable cause the training period/residency is legit insane involving weekly all nighters on duty, and sometimes a single surgery can run for more than a day...but its still not good...congrats to him i guess but i wouldnt want him anywhere near me. fortunately i think he was intending to do cosmetic plastic surgery (cause hes le soulless) so if thats still true he'll mostly just be hurting vain fools.

>>82195099
wouldn't all hospitals drug test though? I'm sure those here in the states would. I don't see how he could get past that.

hue specialises in mtf surgery he's not a brain surgeon

i wish i had a top 1% massive penis instead of simply a top 10% above average penis. i would have a harem of femboys at this point if my benis was massive and you all know it.

i wish i had a bf to rub my temples and sing mom songs to me so i couldve fallen asleep instead of suffering

lactating mommy bf

cant believe mom used to feed me with those

In the end it was just too f@#!n good to regret

It was great I got to pet one black cat that was eating food in front of the pet store and also one super small skinny gray kitten that was sooooo adorable and I wish I could take him home :(

I could've gone to the fancy new park but I will always (read: most of the time) pick the old one I used to go to since I was a child because it has more soul and memories. Tho I have a midlife crisis every time I come here. Like, the city changed and Al of my former classmates have jobs and are married and have families and shit and I'm just as lost as ever. This life thing sure is complicated nya.

>waah i have no bf
>won't even take minor steps like getting on hormones

Nerds bomb pop popsicle is pretty yummy 9/10 for flavor and texture
I'm so eepy for no reason

>>82195343
bit strange how everyone just walks through all these life milestones every single person its like watching a nature doc

>>82195128
its not hard to skeez that especially if you know...you work somewhere theyre taking urine samples from 100s of people constantly...

hospitals also dont want the scandal of having a surgeon test positive so they have every incentive to sweep it under the rug in any case.

i mean again they put like amphetamine tablets in special forces' equipment for long missions, being a surgeon is kinda like that at times...but its a dangerous thing, hard to control...and its pretty obvious that hue would dose up and then go all night posting here, which is when he should be resting...so i dont think he is/was controlling it regardless

he never said anything crazy, it was just the literal same thing on repeat for years. its plainly stimulant abuse behavior. i hope he gets it under control before he really fa up his life.

>>82194855
Oh no, the more tasty and healthier version of a shitty drink oh noes. You must get the beetus story

>>82195407
this doesnt look bumpy in any of the pics was it bumpy

Another weekend doing absolutely nothing. Why can't I just be an actual robot and just power off until Monday so that way I can skip the pain and lack of things to distract myself from depression. Hell I've thought about actually trying out hookups for the first just for anything to do but that won't work I'll just become emotionally attached to whoever it is because doing that stuff means they love me obviously even though they probably wouldn't even remember my name an hour after it was over

>>82195468
Just the signature bumps of the rocket pop design
I want another but I had three already..

>>82195477
im about to play turtle wow all night and much of tomorrow. its sort of like powering off.

>>82195500
i imagined it would have nerd bumps all over it and desu im sad it was just a regular popsicle

>>82195523
I don't remember the last game I played but maybe I should try out osrs or minecraft again those are good time sinks

r9gay mc server NOW!

>>82195577
you should try out turtle wow. its free and about a third fan made at this point. they keep adding stuff as well. i played a lot of runescape but come on you can only play a person in that come be a zombie...

>>82195582
actually making that happen would only be like 50% more work than making one post. idc abt minecraft so im not gonna but you have no excuse.

Still mad microsoft stole my 20$ because I didn't migrate my mojang account or some dumb shit
Total Microsoft Death

i would never play minecraft on a r9gay server because i already know they are going to exclude me from their discord clique

>>82195617
im a stupid little neet i cant do allat

>>82195677
this is why you join the anti-discord clique discord

>>82195754
use chatgpt for a brain if you must, you litttterally just make a server in the game and post the link dont you? i dont think you have to host it locally anymore.

>>82195645
amazon randomly started charging me for prime when i had it thru a family thing before that they ended. didnt ask me to start paying or anything, just started ripping my card for $15 a mo. happened for six or seven months before i noticed. literally a crime. if they did this to more people than me which is likely theres a class action there for an enterprising lawyer.

>>82195806
no to make it stable and not run like shit and have mods you gotta host it locally and set it up and im genuinely retarded when it comes to that, last time i set up a server i just used a website that hosts it and does it all for you and the last time i played minecraft with people someone was hosting it locally on their computer that they left on all the time (i cant do that it gets too hot)

I didn't go out for lunch but maybe dinner, some wendy's or burger king does sound good but at the same time I can't get back into the habit.

going to make pizza tonight

>>82195974
can i have some i don't have any food

I couldn't stand another pizza, not even one out. Can you imagine me sick of pizza? But I am.

imagine how awful it would be to get raped

>>82196013
sure. if we combine my nieces leftovers youll have a whole meal

thinking back, my one bf was a terrible person and I'm better off without him, but knowing that doesn't make my sheets any less cold.

i'm waiting for everyone to leave the house so i can finally order food

>>82196094
what was the worst thing he did?
>>82196134
why? too ashamed of people seeing what a hungry hungry boy you are, hmm???

>>82196134
but what will you order

>>82196167
>>what was the worst thing he did?
Hard to say, maybe when he said he'd do me while watching porn, or tried to get me into cucking. Just off the top of my head, maybe stringing me along tops it all.

>>82196228
what was the best thing he did?

Frankly mr. Shankly

>>82196273
wow he's all ears. Is that a different kind of possum, a baby or what?

>>82196253
love me, put real effort into me, make me a better person, give me hope, nearly make all my dreams come true.

>>82196228
cucking in what way? Who would be the cuck and who would be cucking?

>>82196308
does it really matter? it's awful no matter how you slice it.

>>82196276
Both, it's a juvenile albiventris (white-eared opossum)

>>82196323
ah the hueian version of opossum, cute all the same.

I got an electric blanket for my cold feet, I can go to sleep in 10 minutes now

>>82196289
where did you first meet him?

>>82196386
GTA online, he was my ebf

>>82196391
well thanks for sharing your story anon
i must say it sounds like he had a sweet side, but also harbored some pretty gross things. in the end i assume that given you know him better, you are correct in saying he was a jerk. and i wish you better luck next time.
what are you up to these days?

I was weak and arby's was acquired at least I only spent 10 bucks.

>>82196440
thank you, he was a good person overall but not a great bf, nothing I could do could ever compete with convenience. These days I've just been on here, trying to figure out who I am without a bf.

>>82196472
If he was your e-bf how could he 'do' you while watching porn? Didn't you object to that?

>>82196523
he told me he'd do that when we'd meet up, but we never got around to that but it still hurt my feelings. I just went along with everything he said because I wanted to make him happy.

>>82196545
that seems so cruel to me, I can understand wanting to make him happy but what kind of monster can tell their bf something like that? You're better off without him.

i would believe this was real 100% lel

I dont want to be like hurr durr i just went out more and my life changed but thats kinda the case. I just looked for opportunities to be social ( as in said yes when people asked me to join). I would encourage anons to do the same

nothing can match the powerlevel of a moppy haired twink

>>82196582
thank you, he told me I deserve better than him once, it doesn't change how I feel about him. I'm a cruel person myself so I could look past some of what he did, but I can only take so much.

>>82195848
you could have done it already if you asked chatgpt the steps instead of saying all this to me.

>>82196616

I might start to play turtle wow, no promises on if I'll stick to it but I do kinda have the mmo itch.

>>82196660
masturbating and playing videogames now, dont care faggot

having a soldier bf sounds kinda romantic

>>82196793
until he wakes up at night with a ptsd attack and thinks you're a enemy and beats you.

>>82196616
>>82196666
are you playing on the pvp server

>>82196930

No idea, like I said before when I tried pvp in classic I wasn't all that into it. I don't get enjoyment out of being ganked by someone 10+ levels higher than me.

I would say most people here are not ready for bfs. You gotta be ready to have good friends before you get one

>>82193172
But I feel bad about it. I have a conscience.

>>82196959
but are you ready for a bf, hmm?

>>82196994
Idk but ive had one for a few years.

>>82196944
it will be more fun if im the ganker

What exactly have you done to youself

>>82196624
>as in said yes when people asked me to join
Seems I'm doomed from the start then

>>82197015

I get ganked once I'm going to log off or go play an alt. I guess I'll play horde this time too so much of the content will be new to me since I was all alliance before.

I HAVE RETURNED TO GIVE THE LIVING HAIRCUTS.

Aw shit brad is back, get banned for saying a slur again?

totally not trying to bait you into saying it again so you can get banned again

Waaa hornets keep flying into my room fuck off im about to be gassing my room every half an hour at this rate.

>>82197068
Nah I was just busy with life. Been drawing a lot and working on getting a (mc)job.

>>82197076
Close the fucking windows you dummy.

Bottoms refusing to have sex with me is a hate crime
I am being hate crimed

Eating chees itz

My back hurts and all I want to do is go to bed but it's too early. I'd give anything for a new back, mine's worn out already and I'm just 35. Doesn't help my posture is horrible.

Dreaming of a paternal autocracy

>>82197029
Maybe. You gotta put yourself in a position to be asked if you can

>>82197262
buut its hoot outside during the day and at night the air's cool

hmm, yes, today i shall binge the amazing digital circus

>>82197988
Keep us updated on your transitioning journey

>>82197988
Aryan coded post

i'm straightcoded but i want to fuck men

>Silicone bits on my mouse have been slowing coming off and getting yucky adhesive everywhere for years.
>Finally peel off the bits and replace the adhesive with new glue
>Want to peel off the silicone again
I need to PEEL

>>82186569 (OP)
I'm straight. No, I don't want to spend the night at your place. No, I don't want to be your boyfriend. Don't try to kiss me it's not cute it's not a compliment. I'm not secretly "curious".

My mouse keeps right clicking when I left click but I just bought the thing so I'm just dealing with it. Annoying as fuck though.

I'm straight and I don't want to fuck men I just want to fuck cute twinks

Playing Victoria 2 dreaming of what could have been

>3% of all hate crimes based on sexual orientation are a result of an anti-heterosexual bias
How do we get these numbers up?

>>82198315
Throw molotov cocktails on straightoid couples?

creatine is actually a miracle
they should put it in the water supply

>>82198442
>they should put it in the water supply
But then you won't be special for using it

they should put methamphetamine in the water supply too

>>82198315
Stop bi-erasuring, anon. It's rude.

>>82198451
I'm not trying to be special I'm trying to get gains without being sore 24/7 bruh

>>82198442
>>82198470
i read creatine can make you bald
i will NEVER be bald

>oh, look at that wholesome same sex relationship. how nice
>wait... WTF, one of them likes women TOO?!
>that... SLUT..... I have to go commit an anti bisexual bias hate crime now

>>82198486
baldness is determined by genetics
if your uncles are all bald/balding then you lost the genetic lottery and will have to go on finasteride/minoxidil eventually if you want to keep your hair

>>82198294
We need more gays talking about such a kino game. Whatchu playin boy

i haven't played vicky 2 since like 2016 but lately i've been playing a lot of openfront and it's dumb fun

>>82198494
I say this and do this originally speaking

>>82198527
I'm thinking absolutist France
I rarely play them as I'm a Prussia chud for life, but it's fun too
>>82198549
Same.. are you me? There are so many French playing that game too, speaking of

We are having an r9gay eu5 session when it comes out right?

>>82198603
France is always good in any pdx game. Whats the campaign goals

>>82198605
Story will buy it for us all I hope

>>82198603
no i'm gayblackman57

>>82197988
well, that was enjoyable
>>82197997
you're a funny guy

when is the r9gay minecrap server going to come out....

>>82198662
never gay people don't play minemen sorry

No one is coming to save me
https://youtu.be/K6U8F7qlTjc

>>82198612
I usually go the historical route so I'm gonna change it up this time and kneecap Prussia right at the start and take the Rhineland natural borders
I like puppeting Spain and Italy to larp a bit too and maybe reclaim Quebec

Friday Night Funkin is literally psychological torture holy fuck. My sister won't sh*t up with it

i took a picture of my butthole and i would have sex with it

woke up at midnight again life is pain

>>82199910
I literally did the exact same thing just now, are we interlinked?

I might go draw now

>>82195677
>>82195582
>making me remember when I randomly talked about minecraft with my friend and those fags came out off the woodworks to say neither one of us was in that server

life would be so easy if i could findom lonely idiots instead of working for a living

>>82196624
>normalfags discovers he is a normalfag with one simple trick

>>82200139
Literally nothing is stopping you and there are many suspiciously rich degenerate gay furries who would likely be down for this

>>82200169
good idea anon i bet thats more niche

>>82200067
it would seem so. i wonder if there is one of us for each timezone

>>82200174
I support you, those fags don't need that money nor do they deserve it. Take it all. Alternatively you can just make threads bullying fags on 4chan and probably find some desperate fish to turn into paypigs.

guys don't eat raw garlic it applies Stinky debuff

>>82200203
what about baked garlic

>>82199530
ok 3dspic

I was thinking about teaching English to foreigners online as a job but I don't really wanna talk to brown people all day long actually

Am I really supposed to douche out my butt EVERY TIME my boyfriend wants to fuck me ?

>>82200215
Talk to more indians :D

>>82200210
yum, my cookbook says 375F 40m but last time I did that it burned

>>82200215
I think that sounds like a very comfy job to have, but I would need to have at least a decent understanding of grammar. Right now I just throw commas wherever I see fit, and sometimes if I'm feeling extra fancy semicolons too.

schmokin(orignal)

>>82192275
hi i'd like to file a complaint, especially considering my chronic fatigue i think my bad dream to good dream ratio is unfair.

Really need to stop procrastinating and just turn off all my screen having electronics and go to sleep

>>82200508
This is very accurate + cute cats

https://youtu.be/0a5BJxrarL0?si=tm0wWWfLHpxAHg2w
Bunnyanon come back

any other weekend early risers? whats the move this fine morning?

>>82200867
its 1pm but yes i just woke up

>>82200867
i woke up even earlier than that. i dont have anything to do though just going to look at the screen until i get hungry

Not too fond of gay people

i think gay people are 'ok'

Meow wherr husbie waa give me attention waa

>>82200867
I haven't even gone to bed yet

mr. twink, can you hug me for 5 uninterrupted minutes?

I can't be the only one getting annoyed at this trope of heroic sacrifice nullifying your previous behavior. No, you don't become a good father for that despite not being present for your daughter and doing a poor job up until last moments of your life.

skater boys are ruining my life...

>>82201043
last time I gave you attention you ATE it and ran off! why should I trust you won't do it again?!?!?

Compliments are weird. Yesterday my friend was driving me and a lady was walking her dog and he said "very nice dog, so cute". Then as we drove past her he said he never saw an uglier dog in his life but that she is happy now that he complimented the dog. And I'm like ...why say anything at that point????? If you're not being honest why tf are you saying anything? It's not like you had to talk, hell, we were in a car and you don't even know her so why say anything?
Compliments from people who compliment everyone mean nothing too as they either have no standards or are just being nice. However you will probably remember that one time your silent grumpy friend said "you don't look too bad in that I guess".

When you become someone's bf you need to sign some paperwork, so make sure you bring a pen!

https://youtu.be/pQhMP9cv6PE
I'm not the only one getting this ad right?

aaaaaaaaa dutchie don't get raped by a group of twinks noooooooooo

>>82201167
Ken huomionsa antaa se huomionsa kadottaa niin se vain on bloo

>>82201196
I had to google what this means and I'm not sure I understand, I gave my attention so I lost my attention? what does bloo mean? I'm so lost without my attention :(

>>82201211
Yeah it's your own fault basically yawn

>>82201239
well now that I've learned my lesson can you give it back? plz?

>>82201255
I ate it already

>>82201266
well when mine grows back I'm keeping it to myself!! bloo

Homosexuality is a coping technique weak people use to run away from their manhood

>>82201146
they always do...
>>82200067
what did you draw anon?

>>82200420
Ahh yes sorry let me check. Hmmmm it looks like your soul mate is getting all your good dreams right now, we could flip the ratio for a bit but that would mean he would be getting a lot lf bad dreams. Also his good dreams are of you.

>>82201175
Not always. It makes some peoples day to get compliments from strangers so its just something nice people do as an easy way to make everyone around them feel better

>>82200420
fuck i miss my dog so much

>>82201396
I'm not actually gay tho, I just date men for shits and giggles and see how long it takes for them to notice, going on 7 years and my husband still doesn't know this.

>>82201892
Just get a new gay dog. They breed a lot of dogs because they are such good subordinates. You can plap a gay dogs butthole and it actually loves you more. If you damage its sphincter too much and it starts leaking blood onto the carpet just shoot it and get a new sleeve. Dogs are mans best friend. Women also have a lot of fun with male dogs, they love to fingerblast the dogs pussy and ass while it eats their asshole.

Maybe I lied. Maybe I was the fake one all along.
But the burden of my mask is getting harder to carry. Perhaps it will soon be time for me to let the house of cards fall.

>>82202539
Bunnymutt if he straight

>>82201487
What did I draw? Uhhh legos.

The hottest thing to me is when a guy is super cock hungry. I remember talking to someone who was just begging to get a look at mine and i loved the attention

can we not describe graphic beastiality in the thread please its really gross

It looks like I won't be getting the internet today yet again. I think I'll just go to the gym and eat the shit out of the punching bag or run or something because I'm going fuckin insane and I wanna hurt someone or something. This is insane. I hate everything so fucking much. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm so fucking over everything. I'll probably just spend my money that I dtn even need on vidya and I won't do anything other than game for next few months when I'm done with work. I just can't have nice things it seems.

>>82202384
What's /r9gay/'s thoughts on boy panties?

>>82203169
troon prisongay slop

There is a sword out there waiting for you to pull it out. I believe everyone has a sword waiting for him, they just need to remember how to find it.

>>82203462
A custom forged sword is in my wishlist although at the bottom. I want something cool to pass along to any son or daughter i have.

I was going to post the family guy farting stone clip but I feel that would be in bad taste now.

Are there any legal ways to trade someone a greencard for carrying mine/bfs child?

i reckon we'll have artificial wombs and designer babies soon

Aryan shota utopia and TND grows closer

When you first saw halo, were you blinded by its majesty?

Anyone here got lots of aids cum to spew into my colon? Im bugchasing so hard. Down bad. Need to feel the aids spew deep.

>>82203594
If my fbf got me a sword I would swear an oath to him forever.

They will close the mall soon and I should go check out shoes I wanted to see and other things as well and put some money on my credit card cuz I wanna buy switch games since apparently that's only games I will be able to play for now. I kinda wanna buy switch 2 just to play donkey kong...but buying a console for 1 game is dumb when I can wait for it to get cheaper.
Anyway don't feel like doing anything but crying and my family has zero understanding and on top of them they call me to just annoy me instead of offering any help or saying it's partly their fault which it is.

There's a hot daddy hitting me up on grindr, but I'm too anxious to respond. Want to try bottoming and sucking his big cock

>>82203851
sending this anon love and luck

I've heard a rumor of a gay man who managed to hack into AIDS, while retaining his virginity.

>walk outside
>starts raining
I...
>>82203999
Thanks

I haven't been in a mall in like 17 years.

gonna go to the heb that opened in my town to look for supplements ill report back later

>>82203847
As you should. Swords are the only things oaths should be sworn over

>>82204117
I can smell your fat from here

Shoigu! Gerasimov! Where is the fucking boyfeet blyat!?

>my new shower can work as an actual douche
The only annoying part is moving from the shower to the toilet without getting everything wet

Meow went to a friends housewarming party was comfy yay

I've never stuck a hose up my butt but I'm curious what that would feel like with the water on full blast.

I'm more into housecooling abloo it's hot outside today

>>82201185
christianity is so scary
you're either in the 1% club that goes to heaven or it's over for you

>>82204496
Your butt would be ready for a whole lotta pounding son

>>82204535
If you actually read the book, it states almost every human in this reality is a clone. Although god has some pretty creative expectations of us. His plan is essentially to lay down in a bed for 40 years. And he forces us to do that. Its pretty extreme, thats almost like gore to do that to another living creature.

>>82204524
Hiii faggot how are you tonite

>>82204496
So fucking good. Better than a dildo imo

>>82198662
can we like make a non-email aternos account that all the r9gay niggas can use to boot up the server [idk if thats a bad idea]
or something so anyone can play at any time without that paid server hosting stuff that niggas always do for the 24/7 servers

>>82203675
blinded?

r9g server would die instantly

If I joined r9g server I'd get doxed instantly

if we REALLY want to play some mc and can keep it alive for more than a week i might rent one for a month we'll see

>>82204856
I'm decently wealthy (for a jobless NEET) so I could donate money via crypto to cover server costs, how much is it anyhow?

>>82204988
Like 7 bucks a month. Not much

>>82205175
Indeed not much
Might sponsor it it if people play

I got:
>Nike air max plus white + blue
>jean shorts (or something) with chain
>half sleeve textured Cuban shirt
>regular tee in Hawaiian shirt style
I don't think I'll be getting more clothes but this is the first time I bought my own shoes lol

I should really get insoles

too tired for videogames
too early for sleep
limbo of suffering

>>82204639
>aneros
Anon I

>>82205263
Are you a thread personality?

>>82204639
Aternos servers are awful we're better off running it on someone's internet or a raspberry pie. We would need a techie though, gotta be someone here into comp sci no?

>thought i was gonna see my crush today
>it's the black nigger who accused me of shoplifting
this is an outrage

>>82205469
>running it out of someone's asshole
Anon I

Coordinating 6 autists into playing minecraft sounds like not a waste of time surely

surely theres more than 6 of us

1-2-3, 1-2-3
FOUR, how many AUTISTS are in my STORE

brown bricks

bought hamster poop at the store today

>>82205263
I kinda just hate modern Minecraft. Stardew valley and trying to pander to women made it feel bland. If it was earlier version mayhaps

Why not play hedgehog Minecraft?

which minecraft version is best?
1.7.10?

>>82205855
I really really love the underwater update only for the generation it came with. Every world i played on then was just islands. Last update i really liked was the villager update. Past that its been pretty shit

>>82205945
i really dont like the combat shit they added in 2016

>>82205972
Into the mines