Hypothetical
What would you do if you were dating a girl for a long time, she goes to bend over to pick something up and you slap her ass and she full on shits herself? Like nasty diarrhea shit
>>82187565 (OP)
I would still love her because I am a man and unlike a woman, I am capable of true love. I wouldn't ever bring it up again, and would refrain from spanking her for a while
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Here's how I would react to the situation if I were a woman and my husband shit himself: First and foremost I would be overcome with an instant wave of disgust. How DARE his body do that without any conscious input. He should have just not have reacted that way even though it was out of his control. I would get the ick but pretend it didn't bother me and help him clean it up, belittling him the entire time. For the rest of our relationship I would joke about it, especially if it seemed to make him uncomfortable and embarrassed, and I would make sure to tell ALL my girlies about it. Eventually, no matter how good he treated me, I would cheat on him for the CRIME of shitting himself involuntarily. I would subsequently divorce him and post a storytime on TikTok that I recorded in my car about how my PATHETIC ex shit himself.
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I would still love her because I am a man and unlike a woman, I am capable of true love. I wouldn't ever bring it up again, and would refrain from spanking her for a while
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Here's how I would react to the situation if I were a woman and my husband shit himself: First and foremost I would be overcome with an instant wave of disgust. How DARE his body do that without any conscious input. He should have just not have reacted that way even though it was out of his control. I would get the ick but pretend it didn't bother me and help him clean it up, belittling him the entire time. For the rest of our relationship I would joke about it, especially if it seemed to make him uncomfortable and embarrassed, and I would make sure to tell ALL my girlies about it. Eventually, no matter how good he treated me, I would cheat on him for the CRIME of shitting himself involuntarily. I would subsequently divorce him and post a storytime on TikTok that I recorded in my car about how my PATHETIC ex shit himself.
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