Thread 82190124

What if I date you and you let me sex with attractive men on the side while you lose weight and get plastic surgery and when you do I reward you with exclusivity what about then huh?

>>82190124 (OP)
Exclusivity is the bare minimum.
>lose weight
I have abs, what more do you want?

>>82190124 (OP)
do you really think someone would fall for that?

>>82190136
What about your face
>>82190137
I am serious, why would I want you to look better otherwise

>>82190143
>what about your face?
People compliment my jawline and cheekbones semi-frequently. Strong nose, blue eyes, thick eyebrows. What do you bring to the table?

Why the fuck would anybody want that?

>>82190158
Then what are you doing itt? I don't even know your hobbies and values forehead

>>82190161
I'm seeking attention online, like everyone on this wretched website. I'm in bed but need to make coffee and get to work soon.

>>82190124 (OP)
how about you let me fuck you then i ghost you

>>82190172
I understand that I guess but still

>>82190160
I'm pretty sure that OP looks way worse than this

>>82190124 (OP)
No, a large part of my desire a gf is an intense craving for love, affection, acceptance and I honestly do not think anyone who needs me to self improve before they are willing to enter an exclusive relationship with me can give me that.
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

>>82190255
I get but i need some sexual attraction

>>82190124 (OP)
How about you take a long drive off a short pier

>>82190259
I don't think you get it desu. I understand needing sexual attraction but I do not understand what that has to do with needing to fuck other men. You can't help and work alongside him to better himself? To better yourself?

>>82190124 (OP)
No thank you, and if this option was presented to me by someone in real life, I wouldn't date them even if I improved later and they offered me exclusivity.

>>82190124 (OP)
id be okay with this arrangement desu

>>82190300
Well ok I think I can be exclusive but you have to actually improve
>>82190388
Finally someone who understands

>>82190534
>I think I can be exclusive but you have to actually improve
I think that's perfectly reasonable. How would you like someone to self improve? Is there an ideal in your head you would them to work towards or is it more about your bf becoming the best version of himself?

>>82190124 (OP)
If we get to have sex with attractive women on the side, all good

>>82190124 (OP)
I fail to see what I would get out of all that.

>>82190124 (OP)
what if i put my shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger what then huh???

Wow scrotes mad mad

>>82191607
You seem like a fat bitch lol like I can feel your fatness through the pc. You probably breath really heavily while doing basic activities and got lots of poo stuck to your bum after you pipe one out because you need a bidet or a shower nozzle to really get all the shart from off your buttcheeks.

>plastic surgery
Hell no, I am good looking.
>you let me sex with attractive men on the side
I will sex with attractive women on the side.

>>82191635
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT that made me laugh so hard.

>>82190136
Reminder that if you can't accept a cuckoldry relationship you're a volcel.
Lower your standards bro.