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I'll have you know that I have a girlfriend and we have sex. You got me at the friendless loser wasting time part though. I used to have a D&D group but everyone got busy with adult stuff and we all sort of stopped contacting one another.
>Why don't you have the willpower to touch grass and be sociable?
I live in the part of the USA that is a desert. Like you go outside and the ground is mostly sand type of desert. We got tumbleweeds, dude. This place is where people who have done something wrong live. I have no reason to go outside when it's hot and everyone and everything is brown. There is NOTHING to do in my town. My personal bar literally has more bottles than the "fancy" bar in town and is a billion times cheaper. I don't go outside because outside stopped being better than inside as soon as they invented fiber optic cable.