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Anonymous No.82191523 >>82191733 >>82191783 >>82191801 >>82191823 >>82192266 >>82192412 >>82193685
Checking: -$1,000
Anonymous No.82191528 >>82191560 >>82191573
dammit forgot the >
sorry guys
Anonymous No.82191560 >>82191573
>>82191528
the post is ruined now good job OP
Anonymous No.82191573 >>82191584
>>82191528
its ok :)
>>82191560
kill yourself
Anonymous No.82191584 >>82191714 >>82191727
>>82191573
fuck you you fat ugly piece of shit i hope you get raped with the lubricated handle of a plunger
Anonymous No.82191714
>>82191584
wait are you talking about me or him?
Anonymous No.82191727 >>82191759
>>82191584
are you talking about me or him?
Anonymous No.82191733
>>82191523 (OP)
You are a frogposter and I'm glad that you are suffering
Anonymous No.82191759 >>82193490
>>82191727
no im me
Anonymous No.82191783
>>82191523 (OP)
Damn I could really use a burger right now. My moms a fucking faggot and hasnt sent me the money yet. I hope she dies, genuinely I want her to die a slow and painful death.
Anonymous No.82191801 >>82191850
>>82191523 (OP)
My net worth reached over 100k USD about a week ago and I have zero debt. Why are you poor and stupid?
Anonymous No.82191823
>>82191523 (OP)
>90 bucks in my checking account
Anonymous No.82191850 >>82191882
>>82191801
aww mummy and duddy gave you 100k thats so sweet diddlykums oh so sweet good boy good boy
Anonymous No.82191882 >>82191890 >>82192089 >>82192124 >>82192187 >>82192527
>>82191850
Lmao this guy thinks my parents are financially intelligent. Uhhh, sorry to bust your balls lil' buddy but my parents are even more retarded than you are and do not have lots of money. I hate trust fund babies and I have a chip on my shoulder because I was born the opposite of one. I went to a public university on a full academic scholarship and work a STEM career at 25. I have money entirely because of my own willpower.
Anonymous No.82191890
>>82191882
Not him. I'm broke. I would kill a man for some money. Only if they deserved it though
Anonymous No.82192089 >>82192098
>>82191882
awww mummy and duddy didn't brutally rape and beat him and taught him language and let him go to school oh hes a special spoiled little princess bumbikins isnt he yes he is oh hes so much pwecious widdle willpower yes he does
Anonymous No.82192098 >>82192123
>>82192089
None of that happened to you, faggot. You're just stupid.
Anonymous No.82192123
>>82192098
awww he has no argument when caught out oh hes going to call for mummy and duddy oh yes hes just a precious little pampered language-taught spoiled little boy yes he is
Anonymous No.82192124 >>82192128 >>82192165
>>82191882
>I have money entirely because of my own willpower
And yet you're a friendless loser who wastes his time on an anime imageboard full of incels. Why don't you have the willpower to touch grass and be sociable?
Anonymous No.82192128
>>82192124
Just because I had the willpower to get a STEM job by 25 doesn't mean I'm socially normal. I am trans and people are put off by the smell from the wound from my bottom surgery.
Anonymous No.82192165 >>82192171
>>82192124
I'll have you know that I have a girlfriend and we have sex. You got me at the friendless loser wasting time part though. I used to have a D&D group but everyone got busy with adult stuff and we all sort of stopped contacting one another.
>Why don't you have the willpower to touch grass and be sociable?
I live in the part of the USA that is a desert. Like you go outside and the ground is mostly sand type of desert. We got tumbleweeds, dude. This place is where people who have done something wrong live. I have no reason to go outside when it's hot and everyone and everything is brown. There is NOTHING to do in my town. My personal bar literally has more bottles than the "fancy" bar in town and is a billion times cheaper. I don't go outside because outside stopped being better than inside as soon as they invented fiber optic cable.
Anonymous No.82192171
>>82192165
This isn't me. I'm not straight.
Anonymous No.82192187 >>82192197 >>82192206
>>82191882
>work a STEM career
>become moneycel
Anonymous No.82192197 >>82192210
>>82192187
>moneycel
I have a gf and fuck regularly. Nothing about my life is celibate.
Anonymous No.82192206
>>82192187
Hey faggot maybe if you studied harder in school and had willpower like me you would be successful. My parents cut me off after $100k in allowance, and it helped me grow strong.
Anonymous No.82192210
>>82192197
This isn't me. I'm trans.
Anonymous No.82192266 >>82192291
>>82191523 (OP)
For all my mistakes I'm really glad I don't have any student debt
Anonymous No.82192291 >>82192303
>>82192266
Student debt is nothing you lazy faggot. I had student debt but through my own willpower (only got $200k from my parents) I got a STEM career and have managed to save up $100k.
Anonymous No.82192303
>>82192291
Your parents only have $200k? Thats only like 0.5 lamorghinis. Why do you come from a lineage of slaveniggers?
Anonymous No.82192412
>>82191523 (OP)
>overdraft protection
Anonymous No.82192527
>>82191882
>I had a stable enough upbringing to actually do something with my life. Suck it you bitch!
This isn't the win you think it is champ. You got lucky that was it.
>MUH HARD WORK
was only half the equation. The other half was luck and upbringing. Sorry to burst your queef bubble you live in but most people here had a shitty upbringing which lead to an even shittier life.
>inb4 JUST OVERCOME *insert obstacle here*
Yeah, sure champ.
Anonymous No.82193490
>>82191759
Who are you? Him or him?
Anonymous No.82193685
>>82191523 (OP)
>Checking: 170
>Cash + Available Borrowing: 21,000
I have never worked a day in my life
Anonymous No.82193750
I wish I wasn't broke and retarded.
Are those food delivery apps a good way of getting extra income?