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Anonymous No.82191655 >>82191675 >>82191688 >>82192518 >>82195571
/britfeel/
home gym:

Pull up bar
Rings
Parallel bars if you can afford them
A chair
Anonymous No.82191670
any other Mandelanauts from the universe where two-player Mario Kart 64 started in vertical split screen, and you had to go into the pause menu to set it to horizontal every time?
Anonymous No.82191675 >>82191687
>>82191655 (OP)
You also need something to slash the throat of your political opponents, but only if you are brown. Otherwise it's a crime.
Anonymous No.82191676 >>82191732
My Turkish lass hasn't posted in a while. I hope she isn't dead.
Anonymous No.82191687 >>82191704
>>82191675
Mental innit how that geezer's just walked free while some of our Southport protest heroes are still locked up.
Anonymous No.82191688
>>82191655 (OP)
>gym
no thanks
Anonymous No.82191704
>>82191687
There's a name for it "Two-tier" justice.
You're on the chopping block, just wait your turn.
Anonymous No.82191705 >>82191736 >>82191746
Anyone ever seen Veitch in Manchester? What would you do if he started filming you and making out you started something? Then all his viewers go along with it and make nasty comments about you?
Anonymous No.82191709 >>82191826
Might listen to some REAL emo tonight lads.
Anonymous No.82191717
Gym? Won't get me a drop of pussy. It's funny the guys that believe it works.
Anonymous No.82191718
anarcho-capitalism is very silly the world NEEDS rules and structure, you can't just be relying on the free market WE WILL ALL DO CHEAP HEROIN CUT WITH SAWDUST
Anonymous No.82191732 >>82191765
>>82191676
what's your favourite turkic language ruthmong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6fy0GEcgk0
Anonymous No.82191736 >>82191779
>>82191705
yeah, i had no clue who he was, just didn't say anything to him as he was prancing around
Anonymous No.82191746 >>82191758 >>82191779
>>82191705
Everyone who lives in Manchester has seen him. I see him all the time. He's pathetic and no one respects him
Anonymous No.82191748 >>82191762 >>82191804 >>82191814
Women doing fuck all work, travel everywhere, enjoying life and getting paid more than you. Yeah I shan't be working at the bottom to assist women like this with my labour. Men working shit jobs only means their materialistic lives will continue to be easy.
Anonymous No.82191758
>>82191746
sorry yous have this. i'm sure there are other vlogger and that, but fuck me, it feels like a different world down there. almost London-y.
Anonymous No.82191762
>>82191748
the reason why they don't film any of the actual work they do is because they'd get sacked you retard
Anonymous No.82191765
>>82191732
Bashkir but I know hardly anything about Turkey. I am white british.
Anonymous No.82191779 >>82191806
>>82191736
He walks round with a gang of men to protect him now. A real hard man.

>>82191746
It doesn't seem that way in his videos. Lot of people call out and want to have their photo with him.
Anonymous No.82191784 >>82191826
>the post count shoots up
>the thread stays clean
aww ye
Anonymous No.82191804
>>82191748
stop posting this. i don't have a TikTok, but even i know this is a whole 'genre'.

for some reason Google has THREE London offices and i'm sure it's the dream job to programmers, but all the twee stuff they do sounds like hell.
Anonymous No.82191806 >>82191877
>>82191779
Do you really not understand the difference between videos and real life at your age?
Anonymous No.82191810
The winners of britfeel setting the country to rights by posting in the spastic neet thread on 4chan.
Anonymous No.82191814
>>82191748
She doesn't get paid more than me
Anonymous No.82191818 >>82191875
I really enjoy those bennies office audits. Staff always so irritated. Security can't do anything. In the old days before social media they'd just carry you out. It does seem to provoke a reaction and get the police turn up walking into jobcentres with a camera. Far better than standing in the police car park filming all the number plates like that AB.
Anonymous No.82191826 >>82191835
>>82191784
do you have some extension that makes 4chan have threaded comments? why would you do that to yourself?

>>82191709
getting mad, at you, to prove a point.
Anonymous No.82191835
>>82191826
>getting mad, at you, to prove a point.
Was listening to Emo Side Project earlier just for you m8
Anonymous No.82191875
>>82191818
It's complete drivel content
Anonymous No.82191877 >>82191895
>>82191806
i get what you're saying but he is filming the streets, the hustle and bustle of Manchester. it's fairly candid, even if HE'S a wind-up merchant. he is just like that, in real life, in-person.

that's where the internet is at now.
Anonymous No.82191891
>pizza night with no sneedbreeze in the house
Might be unwise this mightnt it. I sink.
Anonymous No.82191895 >>82191989
>>82191877
stop reminding me the Emo Side Project retard trooned out
Anonymous No.82191916
It worries me that I'll probably be depressed my entire life.
Anonymous No.82191917
It's a good thing Chika's bf isn't allergic to sneedbreze
Anonymous No.82191974 >>82192040
>I'm gay
>I'm obsessed with febreeze
Get new material, christ.
Anonymous No.82191989 >>82192017
>>82191895
sorry to hear that, i've only just now heard a few of their songs, it's this push-pull thing Trve Emo lad and i have going.

>Do A Barrel Roll!
cor anyone remember 4chan?
Anonymous No.82192011 >>82192029 >>82192188 >>82192442
So i've been watching Sargon of Akkad for the first time in a few years and damn did he shift to the right
He sounds like those alt-right guys he was seething at back in 2018, i don't think he even identifies as a liberal anymore
Anonymous No.82192017 >>82192270
>>82191989
Dunno what you mean by "trve emo lad" I just listen to any emo specifically to wind up the lad who posts about "true emo" and went to the point of buying that Thursday album just for him as he used it as an example of gay emo.
I blast "trve" or "fvlse" emo anytime I feel like
Anonymous No.82192029
>>82192011
He did that ages ago mate. I used to enjoy him back in uni but he went mental. That BBC interview where all he did was yell at the presenter and cry about mainstream media was the tipping point for me.
Even on Lotus Eaters they started talking about fake moon landings which made one of their members/guests just decide to never go on there again iirc. Can't say I'm fully clued up.
Anonymous No.82192040
>>82191974
Unfortunately excessive farting is very very common from anal sex. There is an undercurrent of nasty homophobia to this lad making light of Chika's medical condition. Not right.
Anonymous No.82192080 >>82192156
willy got some serious shrinkage going on today, dont like it, its normally a nice size
Anonymous No.82192130
Anal sex is a sin
Anonymous No.82192156 >>82192190
>>82192080
You might be dehydrated fella, or got some kinda lurgy. Mine always betrays me when I've got the lurgy.
Anonymous No.82192170
>The few times I have tried anal sex, Iget a horrible case of the farts afterwards lasting hours. I do not have the ability to hold it and it's very embarrassing. Is there anything Ican do ahead of time or after to stop this?? Thanks
>Your experience of dealing with excess gas following anal sex is also common. During anal penetration, pressure is applied directly on youranus, and the thrusting motions involved during sex allow more air to enter and get trapped. After anal sex, when the anal muscles that usually hold in farts are fatigued, they might come out with more force than normal
Anonymous No.82192188 >>82192203 >>82192223
>>82192011
Never watched any of his stuff, but didn't he get fucked over a few years back by his own people? Or people he was supporting or something.
Anonymous No.82192190
>>82192156
probably both, did have slightly upset stomach earlier too
Anonymous No.82192191
Febreze has a monopoly on the pink pound
Anonymous No.82192203
>>82192188
NTA but he was part of UKIP when UKIP basically fell apart after Nige jumped ship
Anonymous No.82192223
>>82192188
Not sure what incident specifically you're referring to, but he got involved in a lot of drama from 2017-2019 where he came off as a complete cringelord, that's why i stopped watching him
Anonymous No.82192232
no such thing as sins
Anonymous No.82192270 >>82192606
>>82192017
>Dunno what you mean
YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LADDINGTON

gay emo is great. i'll even say--and bear with me here--that Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is solid. easily MCR's second-best album (of the two)
Anonymous No.82192442
>>82192011
you can tell the RW are cringe and never going to win anything when they just follow clowns like this, and that nignog "priest" with the afro.
Anonymous No.82192453 >>82192622
>sargon
typing Ukip Rape Man into google

Corr what a legacy
Anonymous No.82192481 >>82192492
at some point, five years from now, they'll trot out a transgender person who goes "here, i'm transgender, right, and even I reckon what's going on is shocking"

that's what'll happen.
Anonymous No.82192492 >>82192547
>>82192481
You're way too late for this. Maga already has pet troons from 2016
Anonymous No.82192502
The cringiest thing Sargon ever did was thank Peter Hitchens on twitter for getting him to apologize for the rape joke.
Anonymous No.82192518
>>82191655 (OP)
britfeel must squat
Anonymous No.82192547
>>82192492
oh fuck. i am actually just out of the loop.

they try it with the whole "uh, the Conservatives of today are actually..."
cool, so identity politics has ended. we're done with it, brush it under he rug. blame it on the dog.

BRITISH SOCIALISM
FOR BRITISH WORKERS
ALSO BRITISH BENNIES
(FOR YOU)
Anonymous No.82192606
>>82192270
Three Cheers is peak mate, we're been over this.
Anonymous No.82192622 >>82192667
>>82192453
To be fair it was such a small joke but Jess Phillips is a drama bitch. Bit silly to be arrested for saying you wouldn't rape someone.

>find there's a sky news video of it
>dislike bombed
>comments turned off
I wonder which way the dislikes went. Either "fuck Sargon" or "fuck the media".
Anonymous No.82192654 >>82192664 >>82192665
"I wouldn't even rape you" is genuinely one of the funniest things that has ever been said to a woman. It's perfect. It shows the absolute level of contempt you have for her, but at the same time is, objectively, a good thing to say to her. She should be thanking you and we all get it, but she just won't be able to contain her emotions.

The real redpill is that it affects them so much because all women subconsciously WANT to be raped
Anonymous No.82192664
>>82192654
I've always preferred "you look good from a distance".
It IMPLIES you think they look shit up close, but you're not actually saying that, and the statement at face value is complimentary.
Anonymous No.82192665
>>82192654
>all women subconsciously WANT to be raped
You can't want to be raped retard
Anonymous No.82192667 >>82192686
>>82192622
>I wonder which way the dislikes went.
The mongs genuinely think he did well in the Sky and BBC interviews
Anonymous No.82192676
>"I wouldn't even rape you" is genuinely one of the funniest things that has ever been said to a woman.
Anonymous No.82192686 >>82192716
>>82192667
The BBC one was dire, what made me go off him entirely. It felt like all he had to do was be a big man and not cry about the press and he'd have won, like the interviewer was making it so fucking easy for him.
Yet he blew it to rant like a dimwit.
Anonymous No.82192713
*adjusts glegs* uhhh TECHNICALLY i would say it is their unconscious mind and not some pop psychology subconsciousness tbqh (also, no, women do not want to be raped.)
Anonymous No.82192716 >>82192737 >>82192747 >>82192764 >>82192933
>>82192686
and the online rightoids lapped it all up
Anonymous No.82192737
>>82192716
Well yeah he said everything those guys love, which is just variants of "UR FAKE NEWS" on repeat.
I feel like he went from a moderate sceptic/intellectual to just "I HATE EVERYTHING THE LEFT DOES >:(" and they love that shit.
Anonymous No.82192747 >>82192768
>>82192716
>'Sargon of Akkad'
>brown
opinion discarded
Anonymous No.82192764
>>82192716
>VEIWERS CALL HER THICK !!
Anonymous No.82192768 >>82192796
>>82192747
>sargon
>brown
Might need a trip to speccies mate
Anonymous No.82192772
Putin about to cross into US airspace. How long until the shootdown?
Anonymous No.82192791 >>82192807
Booze and vidya tonight lads
Anonymous No.82192796
>>82192768
The actual Sargon of Akkad was probably somewhat brown tbf
Anonymous No.82192807
>>82192791
same init
bought a couple comfy cheap games to booze through
Anonymous No.82192831 >>82192836 >>82192840 >>82193121
Any lads here read Moby Dick
Anonymous No.82192836
>>82192831
I'll read your dick mate
Anonymous No.82192840 >>82193103
>>82192831
Yeah, it's very good. I think it has more impact for Americans just on a purely cultural level, but it's still a great book. A worthy classic.
Anonymous No.82192851 >>82192862 >>82193010
Bought breath of the wild finally. So gunna give that a go aren't I?
Anonymous No.82192862
>>82192851
It's a corker. Enjoy it and take your time.
Anonymous No.82192933
>>82192716
this video is strange. seeing him in conversation, he's not some intellectual powerhouse.
glad they let him speak, but that interviewing style does my head in. you have prepared questions, but can't you also respond to what the interviewee is saying?

everyone should be Louis Theroux or Dick Cavett.
Anonymous No.82192942 >>82193000
UK will need an IMF bailout within 24 months. Save this post, it will be true.
Anonymous No.82193000 >>82193009
>>82192942
I'll save it next to all the screenshots saying 4chan would be banned by July at the latest.
Anonymous No.82193001
Britain ran out of enough real money to cover its costs ages ago, as this 2010 letter noted. Since then it's been running on ever more creative forms of borrowing. Meanwhile gov spending which was almost 700 billion then is now 1.33 trillion.
Anonymous No.82193009 >>82193019 >>82193041 >>82193395
>>82193000
There's been an update on the ofcom site, lad.

>Ofcom is satisfied that there are reasonable grounds for believing the provider has contravened its duties under section 102(8) of the Act to comply with two requests for information. We will consider any representations provided in response to this provisional notice before we make a final decision on this matter.

Not long now.
Anonymous No.82193010
>>82192851
cor. i also felt like i played it 'late' about five years ago, not a huge gamer or anything but i had played the Zeldas up until Wind Waker.

and yeah it's fun as hell. enjoy your adventure, lad.
Anonymous No.82193019
>>82193009
>Not long now
Yeah you keep saying it near daily for like 3 months and keep going and you will actually be right eventually.
Anonymous No.82193030 >>82193056
Does Breath of the Wild hold up if playing on the OG Switch without enhancements?
Anonymous No.82193041 >>82193102 >>82193395
>>82193009
oh my goodness you speak the truth.
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

very silly and bureaucratic, this.
Anonymous No.82193056 >>82193083 >>82193111
>>82193030
don't you fucking talk about the new Zelda like it's old.
Anonymous No.82193064 >>82193068
People don't realise just how far along towards a full-scale planned economy Britain was before Thatcher came along. Literally during the Cold War we were just copying the Soviet Union. I mean fuck me they even nationalised the travel agents. Even as late as the 70s you had to get on a waiting list to get a phone and there was only one kind. One phone. Enjoy.

Thank fucking god for Thatcher and every politician working to undo her righteous attempts to smash the socialists out of existence ever since she left office deserve incurable and painful forms of cancer.
Anonymous No.82193068 >>82193299
>>82193064
she's in a warmer place now, oh aye x
Anonymous No.82193083 >>82193145
>>82193056
BotW kinda is by today's standards.
Anonymous No.82193093
Editormong seething as usual
Anonymous No.82193102
>>82193041
Bunch of cunts
Anonymous No.82193103
>>82192840
About 17 chapters in and enjoying it very much so far.
Anonymous No.82193111 >>82193174
>>82193056
It's 8 years old mate. It came out simultaneously on the Wii U. It is by all accounts old.
Anonymous No.82193121
>>82192831
Haven't read it but recently picked up the John Huston directed film version on Blu-ray.
Anonymous No.82193135
editormong's posts are a million times funnier if you read it in this voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bp0Szk19J8
Anonymous No.82193145 >>82193166
>>82193083
eh as a PC/not-really-a-gamer person i think Nintendo's whole thing now is being a step behind, anyway. like the Switch wasn't rendering Breath of the Wild at 1080p: it was some upscaling sorcery?

i feel like the cat's out of the bag that consoles are just personal computers. and thus, everything should just be PC. make hardware, make games. similar to how we just have 'books'.
Anonymous No.82193166 >>82193213
>>82193145
There's a million platforms for books to buddy.
Anonymous No.82193174
>>82193111
you're right. time is passing. nothing wrong with a man in his 30s playing Zelda, is there? games are art.
Anonymous No.82193202
charles fucking schwarb over here
Anonymous No.82193213 >>82193218
>>82193166
yeah i just mean by-and-large as we move away from physical media it's like the veil has been lifted, right, you DID need a Mega Drive (the console) to play Mega Drive games. but now? it's all just 1s and 0s innit.

would be cool to get kids building their own computers, bit of tinkering. not specific to a particular company. 'proprietary software', f you will.
Anonymous No.82193218 >>82193251
>>82193213
>move away from physical media
you'll make dvdmong cry
Anonymous No.82193245 >>82193291
Less than two hours until the meeting my niggas
Anonymous No.82193251
>>82193218
he's correct to hoard things, at the end of the day those 1s and 0s have to be safely and securely stored. i disagree with DVDs and Blu-rays as a format (just disagree with em) but you could do worse for read-only media.

i say we imprint the entirety of the Internet Archive into clay tablets BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Anonymous No.82193259
Fuck me heard everyone keep saying it's VJ day and was wondering why vaginas were being celebrated.
Anonymous No.82193291 >>82193362
>>82193245
who are you meeting de lid?
Anonymous No.82193299
>>82193068
Heaven is positively balmy oh aye x
Anonymous No.82193328 >>82193413
Might nip my excessive Northern slang/dialect in the bud tbqh. It was fun at first, but repeating myself saying things "properly" when people don't understand is getting annoying. Elocution lessons in the pipeline.
Anonymous No.82193330
Had a right game today lads. Had to split the round up because there was loads, decided to do all the packets first and come back home for the boxes, been really hot.
When I was doing the big boxes I gone to one house, there was a porch, so I just opened the porch, that's what I've done hundreds of times, they didn't have a bell or anything, nobody ever hears when you knock the porch, after I put the parcel down and was about to take the picture this horrible boomer woman come running out screaming at me that I can't open the porch because they've got the front door open and they've got a dog, I didn't know the front door was open or that they've got a dog, asked them nicely to not shout at me because I'm only doing my job, she threatened to set the dog on me, so I've walked off back to the car, her husband has followed me out to the car, shouting so much that he was spitting, to make matters worse they left me bad feedback, absolute piss take. Boss man said it's alright though, not to worry, he can't believe they followed me out to the car, it's just not right lads, I've got a right to work without being harassed.
Balances out though because one old lady offered me an ice cream today, I declined but I really appreciated the offer, I carried the box into her kitchen for her because it was really heavy.
Told a few people what happened with the dog on the other drops, they couldn't believe it either, everyone is usually sound and I'm always friendly to everyone, I was even apologising for being late to these ones I've had to go back for, they all said not to worry
Anonymous No.82193362 >>82193447
>>82193291
wandy's man club de lad
Anonymous No.82193395
>>82193041
>>82193009
Oh shit this is not good.

We are fucked. Where can we go lads? I genuinely don't know how I'll cope without 4chan. Where else can you confess your deepest feelings?
Anonymous No.82193413
>>82193328
was pondering this one earlier. English is a descriptive language and all that, but there are DECISIONS on what's good and proper. even in the written word, like this.

felt like at primary school we were taught proper English, as opposed to conversational English, but there is no 'proper' English is there. RP is an invention (and not a bad idea tbf).

but lad please do not 'drop' the accent, i say it's on others to gradually adjust and absorb the vocabulary. we live in a multicultural society. Geordies, Mackems, all sorts.
Anonymous No.82193442 >>82193456
confessing my love to wops by the sakura trees
Anonymous No.82193446
Stroking my cock all over the oily big tits of a Wapanese lass with lots of pubes.
Anonymous No.82193447
>>82193362
curious about these, do let us know how it goes fren.
Anonymous No.82193456
>>82193442
Hope she gets her big calcium cannons out soon. Bet she had massive areolas too, like a dart board. I'll cum in the middle and shout "ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!"
Anonymous No.82193465 >>82193481 >>82193554
Corr lads just had aldis wizza and decided to put extra cheese on it. It lush. Better than being bored lonely and depressed my lid.
Anonymous No.82193469
Andy's wee gay boy club.
Anonymous No.82193474
Going to have one of my ice creams and watch telly
I don't like dags
Anonymous No.82193481
>>82193465
Corrrrr! Just had a Chicago Town BBQ Chicken Stuffed Crust Takeaway wizza myself.
Anonymous No.82193496 >>82193507 >>82193560
Go the back door open and kids in the backings smoking vapes and talking about Roblox. Says a lot about our society.
Anonymous No.82193498
Time for some proper emo tonight me lads.
Anonymous No.82193507 >>82193536
>>82193496
Any hot wee lassies? You could be in there de lid. Roll up with an Elfbar and some Roblox currency.
Anonymous No.82193530 >>82193572
>E-Emily-chan... I... I...
>*cherry blossom petals*
>I LIKE YOU, okay?!

meanwhile IRL you just garn Beehive, get smashed, shag a bird, accept that sex is both amazing and awkward, but then you're still YOU at the end of the day
Anonymous No.82193536
>>82193507
No anon they are children. I'm 31. Wouldn't be a good look would it?
Anonymous No.82193554 >>82193575
>>82193465
chilled or frozen, lad? any good?
Anonymous No.82193560 >>82193587
>>82193496
All I've got is the neighbour's kids playing with their mates in their garden, and it's fucking blood curdling screams.
If this didn't happen every week I'd be tempted to assume it's a mass murder.
Anonymous No.82193562
Got into the routine of having a massive explosive shit after my dinner.
Anonymous No.82193572
>>82193530
Was driving just outside of Bolton the other day and there was pub called Beehive, next to a Car Wash called Beehive, and they called the roundabout in front of the two the Beehive roundabout

Of course all I could think of was HHL and this thread
Anonymous No.82193575 >>82193586 >>82193631
>>82193554
Frozen lad. It was aldis pepperoni takeaway wizza
Anonymous No.82193586
>>82193575
>carlos
Supposed to be Italian not Mexican fuck sake Aldi.
Anonymous No.82193587 >>82193608
>>82193560
Same lad the kids around here scream at the top of their lungs all day averyday. My mum says I bet one of them is "special" I knew nobody when I was growing up when we played outside. Must be a new generation thing.
Anonymous No.82193590
So what do we do when 4chan is blocked?
Anonymous No.82193598
Nought wrong with cute teens. 16 year olds? Think that's legal innit? A lot of them have fully developed big tits full of milk.
Anonymous No.82193608
>>82193587
To be fair these are definitely just having fun, it's not too big of a deal, but I don't remember being so fucking loud when I was a tyke. If you didn't hear giggling in between it'd be proper worrying.
>My mum says I bet one of them is "special"
Think these just have hands-off parents. Shove 6 kids in a garden, give them some playsets, and let them go wild. Probably amazing for the kids, just every Friday is a cacophony.
Anonymous No.82193631 >>82193647 >>82193658
>>82193575
is it good, as a 'staple', and is it possible to halve the frozen pizza?

i've been on them Crosta Mollicas and they've gotten worse. one pepperoni per slice. not acceptable, that.
Anonymous No.82193635
Can't stand this lass on BBC rn
Anonymous No.82193647
>>82193631
Hate these pizzas where the crust takes up so much real estate. Scam.
Anonymous No.82193658
>>82193631
Corr looks like one of those organic wizzas mark orders off Ocado. Got to eat well to live well. Might as well. Better than giving it to the bookies.
Anonymous No.82193662 >>82193680 >>82193689 >>82193700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g

is this OCD weirdness? yes.
is he correct? also YES
Anonymous No.82193677
It'd take me about an hour and a half to get there. But should I get pissed drunk and walk around London. Don' have fuckall to do besides
Anonymous No.82193679 >>82193695
ARE THE ALDI FROZEN PEPPERONI PIZZAS GOOD OR NOT??
Anonymous No.82193680 >>82193706
>>82193662
Is this the new degassing beer then?
Anonymous No.82193681
Having the usual summer Friday night alone posting on 4chan is it, king?
Anonymous No.82193689
>>82193662
Didn't this guy play bubsy 3D for 100,000 hours to get the world record or something?
Anonymous No.82193695
>>82193679
Don't know about them but I love the Lidl salami wizzas and have been having them for over 20 years.
Anonymous No.82193700
>>82193662
he's an old news lolcow
Anonymous No.82193706 >>82193715 >>82193747
>>82193680
i feel like we've had this exact conversation before.
Anonymous No.82193715
>>82193706
>i feel like we've had this exact conversation before.
Welcome to /britfeel/.
Anonymous No.82193733 >>82193745 >>82193757 >>82193761 >>82193778 >>82193801 >>82194178
Got snacks on tap tonight de lids!
Anonymous No.82193745
>>82193733
Post ur belly lad
Anonymous No.82193747
>>82193706
Yeah actually I think we have. Fuckin' 'ell innit?
Anonymous No.82193757 >>82193811 >>82193998
>>82193733
Oh looks absolutely lush mate. Good night for you my lid. Watching any kino by any chance?
Anonymous No.82193761 >>82193774 >>82193792 >>82193842
>>82193733
about 1000 calories of pure shite in that image mate
Anonymous No.82193770 >>82193860
put your trip on, Blad.
Anonymous No.82193774 >>82193792
>>82193761
1000 in that bag of crisps alone
Anonymous No.82193778 >>82193811
>>82193733
you guys like our american candy? even my boomer parents love resees. i always preferred blue Crunch bars over cadbury. but brits have superior gummies. i orderes brit exports like 2 months. its high level. americans dont like jelly filled gummies they missing out
Anonymous No.82193783 >>82193842
only a couple weeks til im unbanned but the website will be blocked by then fucks sake x
Anonymous No.82193785
Gonna spend the night listening to new albums honestly mates.
Anonymous No.82193792
>>82193761
>about 1000 calories of pure shite in that image mate
>>82193774
>1000 in that bag of crisps alone
fascinating
Anonymous No.82193793
maoam! em ay oh ay em
Anonymous No.82193801
>>82193733
Been a Maoam addict since I was a kid, but was more into the pinballs. Whenever I got a mixed bag I just dove for those and the rest could fuck off.
Now getting a pack of pinballs gives me the shits, somehow. Sad life.
Anonymous No.82193811
>>82193757
Yeah, going to watch Terrifier 2.
>>82193778
I like some and hate others. I LOVE Whoppers and Buncha Crunch and and I love other Dollar Store staples like Reeses Pieces and Peanut Butter M&Ms.
Anonymous No.82193815 >>82193819
we need HHL to live analyse the developments from the putin-trump meeting
Anonymous No.82193819
>>82193815
I'd honestly rather you fucking stabbed me to death
Anonymous No.82193842
>>82193783
GET YOUR TITS OUT YOU WHORE! REEEEEE!
>>82193761
You think I don't know that? It a special treat not a daily occurrence.
Anonymous No.82193848 >>82193872
could you stab someone, /britfeel/?
b !ctwlL6DXYk No.82193860 >>82193876 >>82193886 >>82193998
>>82193770
Kek. That snack post is not me. Fucking barron in b towers at the moment no snacks whatsoever, spitting feathers here.
Anonymous No.82193872
>>82193848
Heard they both had a big bumming session. 7hrs going back and forth. Corr!
Anonymous No.82193876
>>82193860
we all know you just unselected (you) lad doesnt prove nothing
Anonymous No.82193886 >>82193902 >>82193998
>>82193860
I knew someone would try to say it was you but the loremasters know it's me (DVDlad) due to the bedsheets.
b !ctwlL6DXYk No.82193902 >>82193998
>>82193886
Knew it was you. You had similar snacks a while ago.
Anonymous No.82193936 >>82193962
Back on the old gameboy color. Got to collect all 165 silver medals on Dragon Warrior 3 to face the super boss in the bonus dungeon. It will probably take me a few hundred hours. It's a tough job but somebody has to do it!
Anonymous No.82193962 >>82193988
>>82193936
Sounds like a fun time. Always planned to play the Dragon Quest games at some point. I read a bit of the Dragon Quest manga a few years back. Any other Game Boy RPGs you'd recommend?
Anonymous No.82193976 >>82193992 >>82193997
Trump has LANDED
Anonymous No.82193988 >>82194116
>>82193962
Outside of the Pokemon games there's Lufia 3: the legend returns, Survival kids, Revelations: Demon slayer, also oddly enough the two Harry Potter games that are turn based RPGs
Anonymous No.82193992
>>82193976
How is this a british related feel
Anonymous No.82193997
>>82193976
Corr wonder if he brought a few kids to rape on the flight over there. Heard he likes em young and looking like his daughter!
Anonymous No.82193998
>>82193860
>>82193886
>>82193902
pure vibes/cadence, but i meant >>82193757, and perhaps even some of the posts about young ladies.
will concede i was NOT confident about this so i didn't backlink the post like a coward ;_;
Anonymous No.82194008
Big up Trump
Anonymous No.82194009
*informs the apus that the tallest cinema in the world is going to close*
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5elzw27dro
Anonymous No.82194023 >>82194064
that cant be the tallest? its fucking tiny mate?
Anonymous No.82194044 >>82194086
I remember having a turtles game for my snes, thought I'd get it again. Picrel says think again sunshine. Maybe when I'm on PIP, if that day ever comes.
Anonymous No.82194064
>>82194023
Shows us your cinema then big lad
Anonymous No.82194072
My cinema is AT LEAST 7.5 inches.
Anonymous No.82194081
little tiny cinema mate lmao
Anonymous No.82194086 >>82194149
>>82194044
Ckin ell are those loose carts or CIB prices? Heres a "decent" price cart only. Fuck even I dont have this one Wish I purchased it years ago when it was much cheaper because it's a great game.
Anonymous No.82194096 >>82194109
I'm 6 foot tall muscular 39 year old with 8 inch penis, never had sex. Explain my options to me without mocking me. I don't want to become the name of that movie.
Anonymous No.82194109 >>82194125
>>82194096
Buy a hooker.
Post your dick to encourage a britfeel lady who definitely exists and isn't just for my own gain.
Rape.
Anonymous No.82194116
>>82193988
I actually have that Harry Potter game. It's bretty decent. Thanks for the recs.
Anonymous No.82194125 >>82194150 >>82194171
>>82194109
How does hooking work? I have autism.
Is there like a website where I can look at the body and choose one that is not fat or black?
Anonymous No.82194137 >>82194162 >>82194210 >>82194918
Fuck it lads decided to treat myself and buy a few more from the Second Sight sale. I love all these films. Walkabout is being released by Criterion on 4K however, I'd rather the Second Sight Blu-ray at such a good price.
Anyone who hasn't seen Chopper, it's fucking amazing.
Anonymous No.82194149
Remembered it's L&R buttons at the same time to skid/drift on super mario kart.
>>82194086
I think just the cart. I remember it being good, might also be limited edition/lie supply because it was good.
Anonymous No.82194150
>>82194125
I've never bought one lad I couldn't tell you. Isn't Adultwork a site I've seen posted here before?
I assume the whole point of sites like that is to see the body, it's literally selling sex.
Anonymous No.82194159
I will never ever work again in my life. I'm going to claim as much fucking benefits as I can. Don't you understand that? Yeah, I'm not fucking working. Why should I fucking work? I'm not a slave. I'm a king of Seaside Mark. I am a king. I'm not fucking working. Fuck working mate, fuck that.

I get free dental treatment, free fucking opticians. Everything's on for free. The glasses are free, the dental care is free. I'm not going to work again in my life. You know that? I'm not going to work again. Because I don't want to. I do not want a job. Why should I work? Fuck that. No mate, I'm not working ever again in my life.

I'm actually retired, I'm on the South Coast man I'm retired, I'm enjoying my retirement. Everything's on for free, and I love it. I don't need to work ever again in my life, and I love it. No job for me my lad. I have my music, my GoPro, my iPhone 13. I can wake up in the morning and not think about going to work. It's nice.
Anonymous No.82194162 >>82194168
>>82194137
I watched it on my 21st birthday with my mum and stepdad, they didn't know what it was.
Anonymous No.82194168 >>82194601
>>82194162
Kek, did they enjoy it? The Blu-ray comes with an audio commentary by Chopper Reade himself. Can't wait to listen to it.
Anonymous No.82194171 >>82194184
>>82194125
https://www.adultwork.com/Home.asp
Pick one out it's like ordering a takeaway. Find one that comes to your house and that's that.
Anonymous No.82194178 >>82194205
>>82193733
careful those flamin hot woritos dont give you a wummy ache fren
Anonymous No.82194184
>>82194171
>.asp
Someone tell them to upgrade their tech stack, fucking hell.
Anonymous No.82194205
>>82194178
Ate a whole bag of pic related in one sitting before and my entire body was vibrating like I'd achieved enlightenment.
Anonymous No.82194210 >>82194236
>>82194137
me? got city hunter, she shoots straight and royal warriors in the eureka sale
Anonymous No.82194227 >>82194229
WUTIN HAS LANDED
Anonymous No.82194229 >>82194292
>>82194227
Still don't care.
Anonymous No.82194236 >>82194563
>>82194210
Nice, Eureka's sales are a bit shit to be honest, I often find buying from them directly on Amazon cheaper. Pretty nice selection, I have all three of those. City Hunter is an underrated Jackie film IMO.
Anonymous No.82194263
Watching CNN, very kino this all, classic HHL style happening
Anonymous No.82194289 >>82194420
world's tallest winema, oh aye x
Anonymous No.82194292 >>82194324
>>82194229
You can watch it here my leeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUzUXFMD8Bo
Anonymous No.82194324
>>82194292
I'll be watching softcore ASMR porn instead, matye.
Anonymous No.82194332 >>82194406
Why not just shoot Putin now?
Anonymous No.82194406
>>82194332
Two men get in the car. One gets out.
Anonymous No.82194420 >>82194430 >>82194934
>>82194289
Crossys sister core
Anonymous No.82194430
>>82194420
fundamentally would
Anonymous No.82194448 >>82194461
Trump is pathetic bending over backwards for Putin.
Anonymous No.82194461 >>82194472 >>82194487
>>82194448
you fags ever stay on your ENTIRE CONTAINMENT BOARD
Anonymous No.82194472 >>82194503
>>82194461
What would you like to talk about, lad?
Anonymous No.82194487
>>82194461
I don't even use Pol just think that it's pathetic how Trump is welcoming Putin with a red carpet and everything.
Anonymous No.82194502
saw an extremely hot woman today
Anonymous No.82194503 >>82194543
>>82194472
Fat tits and pizza
Anonymous No.82194539 >>82194558
>Putin after deplaning, got into the Beast with Trump, and they are driving to the meeting together. So the presidents will have a brief one-on-one after all. They drove off laughing together.

Putin, after deplaning, got into the Beast with Trump, and they are driving to the meeting together. So the presidents will have a brief one-on-one after all. They drove off laughing together.
Anonymous No.82194543 >>82194569
>>82194503
Favourite pizza topping and favourite porn star?
Anonymous No.82194558
>>82194539
Just more proof that Trump is a Russian asset. He does not give a fuck about America or Americans. Simple as.
Anonymous No.82194563 >>82194582
>>82194236
yeah there wasn't much in it desu, "saved" about 10 bong overall . might also get island of fire with wackie and wammo
Anonymous No.82194569
>>82194543
Just "meat" honestly lad. The more meat the better.
Been a while since I gave that any thought as usually it's random amateur shit, onlyfans leaks that are too softcore to be "porn", or trannies.
Big fan of ousweetheart I spose
Anonymous No.82194582 >>82194722
>>82194563
I've been meaning to pick that one up myself, need more Wammo, Wackie and Wuen films. Dragons Forever I need too. Been looking at The Champions, a soccer film with Wuen that looks interesting.
Anonymous No.82194588 >>82194608 >>82194622
Watched that "Together" film in my local kinoplex. It was merely okay.
Anonymous No.82194601 >>82194618
>>82194168
Not really, but they were good sports and watched it till the end.
I think it was just dvd then, not sure if blu ray was a thing back then. Also just realised it must have been my 23rd as it wasn't released on dvd till 2002.
Anonymous No.82194608 >>82194612
>>82194588
Any nudity from Allison in it me lid? Think the plagiarism case against it was bollocks apparently.
Anonymous No.82194612 >>82194631
>>82194608
Slightly yeah. Sex scene too corrr.
Anonymous No.82194618 >>82194782
>>82194601
Yeah I have the old DVD as well. I imagine the Blu-ray will be a big upgrade as it's a 2K restoration.
Anonymous No.82194622
>>82194588
Current state of your sphincter?
Anonymous No.82194631 >>82194690
>>82194612
She's been nude loads now anyway so not too exciting. I was gonna go see it maybe but I'll give it a miss on your recommendation. Wait for streaming I reckon.
Anonymous No.82194633 >>82194648
Hopefully no one shouts at me tomorrow ;-;
Anonymous No.82194648 >>82194808
>>82194633
I hope so too anon. People shouting gives me anxiety. x
Anonymous No.82194653 >>82194668 >>82194672
Utterly fed up with BBC/Sky coverage lads.

>Trump's a cunt ain't he?
>Yea what a cunt
>He invited killer Putin, can you believe it!
>Cunt ain't he!!!
>Let's dial in some Ukrainian fella who think Trump's a cunt
>Mr Mongskiy what do you think of this cunt?
>He's a massive cunt!!
>Phwoarrr he really is isn't he!!

I pay these fuckers a TV tax to give me this completely one-sided coverage. Fuck the lot of them.
Anonymous No.82194668 >>82194675
>>82194653
Point to the part where the BBC themselves call trump a cunt.
Anonymous No.82194672
>>82194653
Well he is a cunt isn't he? Curse he is.
Anonymous No.82194675 >>82194702
>>82194668
Reading between the lines obviously, mong
Anonymous No.82194690 >>82194710
>>82194631
Yeah I mean it was okay but nothing too special. Garn see that Life of Chuck (Formerly Sneed) next week I reckon.
Anonymous No.82194692 >>82194725
All Trump supporters are sub-90 IQ retards, no exceptions
Anonymous No.82194702
>>82194675
So what I'm seeing is
>it was real in my head
Anonymous No.82194710 >>82194737
>>82194690
How many fucking Stephen King books has that madlad adapted now? Corrrr.
Anonymous No.82194716
Another tard dials in

>What do you think of this meeting
>Putin is laughing, first he invade Ukraine, now he invade America

mental
Anonymous No.82194722 >>82194747
>>82194582
dragons forever is good, probably thier best film together althoug i quite like wheels on meals. i've seen the champions, its a pretty solid "popcorn" film
Anonymous No.82194725
>>82194692
Very true to be honest with you there, lad. Not even because I'm a leftoid but it's obvious Trump is a grifter and very stupid.
Anonymous No.82194726 >>82194776
gay men shitfeel! Bad men britfeel gay men shitfeel ya feel?
Anonymous No.82194737
>>82194710
Yeah that Running Man is coming out soon too. Looks alright. Probably garn see that too. Love me cinema.
Anonymous No.82194742 >>82194792
why wont chika give an update on the current state of his sphincter?
Anonymous No.82194747 >>82194973
>>82194722
What do you think of the Lucky Stars films? Got that Dragon Cage trilogy now and forgot I had Iron Monkey coming as well. Corrrrr! Hoarder, me. I love Wammo's "monkey style" in Knockabout.
Anonymous No.82194776
>>82194726
Damn! Helga from Hey Arnold looks like that!?
Anonymous No.82194782 >>82194795 >>82194798
>>82194618
Im sure I have the dvd somewhere. Tell you what's a good one, series not film, band of brothers. Heard the theme earlier, on classicfm Jonathan Ross has been playing classical film and tv themes, it's been pretty good. Just getting to the final 1 or 2 now. Star wars is playing now.
Anonymous No.82194792
>>82194742
Weird pervert, if its not posters body parts, its adults with kids. Yer a wrongun.
Anonymous No.82194795
>>82194782
Corrrrr
Band of Brothers theme is great
Love it. Garn listen to this again
Good show too
Anonymous No.82194798 >>82195532
>>82194782
Oh aye, Band of Brothers is pure kino. Good marathon is Band of Brothers followed by The Pacific then Saving Private Ryan.
Anonymous No.82194808 >>82194820
>>82194648
Same desu. Why are some people so horrible to service workers. Should be a law against it
Anonymous No.82194820 >>82194858
>>82194808
I always be nice to service workers as long as they are nice to me.
Anonymous No.82194850
More of a Band Of Horses lad me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMFWFhTFohk
Anonymous No.82194856 >>82194872
Can't listen to this without crying to be honest.
https://youtu.be/U3O59xXMBkI?si=yccUuL0TrBBZVGNO
Anonymous No.82194858 >>82194883
>>82194820
I'm always nice. All I did was open the porch to put the parcel in, she came running out screaming that I can't open the porch because of the dog, going on about how its private property, trespassing and all this, threatened to set the dog on me, I kept saying please don't shout at me, I'm sorry I didn't know and all that, tried to remove myself from the situation by going to the car, then her husband followed me out shouting
Anonymous No.82194872
>>82194856
thats not even emo, baka
Anonymous No.82194883 >>82194917
>>82194858
Well you're not really supposed to go round the back of people's house without permission are you? Still seems an overreaction on her part. She should have signs up or a lock.
Anonymous No.82194917 >>82194952
>>82194883
You're thinking of a patio lad, a porch is at the front, it's like an extra door with a room between the front door, 9 times out of 10 the porch is just open, most of them don't even have an outside doorbell like it's expected that anyone visiting opens the porch and knocks the main door anyway, for some reason they had the main door open as well, I couldn't see that until I opened the porch and I was literally about to take the picture again then shut the porch door
Anonymous No.82194918
>>82194137
hospital please driver
Anonymous No.82194934
>>82194420
Would suck her tits
Anonymous No.82194952 >>82194966
>>82194917
It's an easy mistake to make sounds like they were just arseholes. All my interactions with my posties and delivery men are always present and I make sure my dogs are out of the way. Sadly, some people are just cunts.
Anonymous No.82194966 >>82194983
>>82194952
Not even really a mistake, I didn't do anything wrong
Anonymous No.82194973
>>82194747
i've only really seen to orignal three (first two pretty good third so-so) and ghost punting which was decent
Anonymous No.82194983 >>82195006
>>82194966
I'm on your side mate, people should be nicer. Without my posties and delivery men I wouldn't get all my DVDs and Blu-rays so got to be polite, don't I? My postie is a cute lass with a nice arse too, I'm kind of smitten by her.
Anonymous No.82195006 >>82195029
>>82194983
I know lad, just saying. Honestly it was difficult today, there was loads of big boxes, I had to go round twice, only just about fit them all in the car in the morning, but it wasn't safe to drive around like that, couldn't see out any of the windows, had to bring them back home
Anonymous No.82195029 >>82195054
>>82195006
Not a job I'd like to do to be honest. Do you get paid a going rate or per delivery? City centre deliveries seem like the worst.
Anonymous No.82195054 >>82195084
>>82195029
Per delivery so it's worked out shit today. City centre would be horrible, no where to park, usually alright for me, some roads have like double yellows so I pull on to the pavement, I actually have a few badges for good parking
Anonymous No.82195076 >>82195086 >>82195102 >>82195106
She will beat you up x
Anonymous No.82195084 >>82195130
>>82195054
You planning on doing the job long? I heard delivery drivers get really bad hip and shoulder issues from constantly getting in and out of the van all day. Hope you are at least allowed to listen to music or a podcast or something.
Anonymous No.82195086
>>82195076
She won't. But could she? Probably. For shame for shame.
Anonymous No.82195094
l will never ever work again in my life. I'm going to claim as much fucking benefits as I can. Don't you understand that? Yeah, I'm not fucking working. Why should I fucking work? I'm not a slave. I'm a king of Seaside Mark. I am a king. I'm not fucking working. Fuck working mate, fuck that.

I get free dental treatment, free fucking opticians. Everything's on for free. The glasses are free, the dental care is free. I'm not going to work again in my life. You know that? I'm not going to work again. Because I don't want to. I do not want a job. Why should I work? Fuck that. No mate, I'm not working ever again in my life.

I'm actually retired, I'm on the South Coast man I'm retired, I'm enjoying my retirement. Everything's on for free, and I love it. I don't need to work ever again in my life, and I love it. No job for me my lad. I have my music, my GoPro, my iPhone 13. I can wake up in the morning and not think about going to work. It's nice.
Anonymous No.82195102
>>82195076
>she
looks male to female
Anonymous No.82195106
>>82195076
Looks like she's got downs mate
Anonymous No.82195116
I do not blame women for avoiding you mongs lmao.
Anonymous No.82195121
women love men who post feet pictures on anonymous incel forums
Anonymous No.82195130
>>82195084
Think I'll stick with it for a bit. I'm in my car so it's fairly comfy so far. I have the radio on, I'd have my own music on but it would just keep disconnecting every time I stopped the car. Radio 1 is good though
Anonymous No.82195145
cant ever listen to the radio its so fucking grim
its like they play the worst tracks on purpose
Anonymous No.82195151
watching doomer wojack videos on youtube
Anonymous No.82195168
lmao you all are fat smelly unloved virgins no wonder you are so mad and angry and fat!!!!!
Anonymous No.82195176
women love men who live at home with their parents
Anonymous No.82195191
women love men who pay for escorts
Anonymous No.82195209
women love men who pay 750 pounds a month to their parents
Anonymous No.82195253
i owe my mum 2k in boxroom rent
Anonymous No.82195260
sad fat mong is fuming lmao x
Anonymous No.82195264
fireworks at this time of night

unreal x
Anonymous No.82195270 >>82195616
Doing a bacon bacon mutty butty time am I not?
Anonymous No.82195291
hate to be a stagnant mong never progressing or changing lmao SAD!
Anonymous No.82195314 >>82195326 >>82195413 >>82195441
footmong works in a dead end office job and still lives at home with his mummy
Anonymous No.82195326
>>82195314
rent free in your head pal x
Anonymous No.82195357
HOT WATER MILK AND TEABAG TOO
SUGAR IF THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
WUPPASTINE MUST SOON BE FREE
A BREW FOR THEM AND YOU AND ME.
FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
FROM THE BICCIES TO THE TEA
WUPPASTINE MUST BE FREE.
WHOSE TREATS?
OUR TREATS!
WHOSE TREATS?
OUR TREATS!
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR
WUPPASTINE FREE FROM FEAR.
Anonymous No.82195413
>>82195314
And doesn't even have good taste in women/porn despite that being his obsession
Sad
Anonymous No.82195418
shout out the ssm lids in the /sp/ gamethread tonight
Anonymous No.82195441 >>82195453
>>82195314
>still lives at home with his mummy
You say that as if he lives at home for free. Sadly mummy demands 750 pounds per month into her bank account to allow him a single bedroom in her house. The saddest part is he has a debt relief order so he's not allowed to rent privately. His mum knows she can get away with ripping him off because he has no other options.
Anonymous No.82195447
might invest in GALT, dunno, been getting into the idea of investing recently, seems an alright way to make a few extra quid as I can do it in office.
Anonymous No.82195452
Bloody hell footmong that is grim
Anonymous No.82195453
>>82195441
>750 pounds per month
I moved into a houseshare in a big city for 600 a month all bills included.
What a loser.
Anonymous No.82195473 >>82195506
HHL lives on the taxpayers dime and that is lush.
3x holidays a year in europe or britain
bed, board and breakfast
social workers
secure accommodation
Anonymous No.82195506
>>82195473
>forced to volunteer for no pay
>crippling junkie who claims to go sober daily only to drink again that same day
He lives the janny life, fuck that
Anonymous No.82195532
>>82194798
>Pacific
I was trying to think of the other war series he did. Going to have a look into getting it.
Anonymous No.82195538
imagine spending your Friday night being jealous of me

SAD!
Anonymous No.82195539
Moved on from the trve emo.
Onto the harder feels shit rn.
Anonymous No.82195548
footmong works in a dead end office job and is too broke to move out and get his own place. instead he wanks off to scat porn and weird muscle trannies in his mums box room that he pays 750 pound a month for
Anonymous No.82195562
nobody is jealous of you, we pity you
Anonymous No.82195563
Footfaggotry is the most pathetic fetish too. Literally a mental illness.
Anonymous No.82195571
>>82191655 (OP)
Chippie>Gym
Anonymous No.82195573
phwoar new brakes on the motor are lush. got a weekend of gym and staying comfy it sunny so prob go walk as well see how I feel! got some movies to watch aint I? prob end up grinding some Xbox no doubt! cooooooooooooor lush just staying in your own lane and not being a smack head lmao x
Anonymous No.82195588 >>82195614
imagine spending your friday evening gossip posting about footmong. the blokes a mong but this high school girly fighting is so gay
Anonymous No.82195611
jealousy is so ugly anon x
Anonymous No.82195614
>>82195588
Not sure me enjoying just pointing out he's a loser faggot is "gossip posting" but sure.
Anonymous No.82195616 >>82195636
>>82195270
It bacon bacon nutty time!
*does the bacon bacon nutty dance*
Anonymous No.82195624
now he's samefagging. grim
Anonymous No.82195636 >>82195655
>>82195616
Ain't a buppy without the dance for the bacon mutty x.
Anonymous No.82195638 >>82195644 >>82195661
Footlad is my favourite poster on the citadel x
Anonymous No.82195644
>>82195638
fuck off footlad
you didnt even obscure the filename
Anonymous No.82195655 >>82195702
>>82195636
sean just wanted to say you are a pathetic lonely virgin smack head alcoholic with no real friends or relationships. no one relies on you and you spend your days just counting down to the next drink. a sad sad lonely 40 year old with nothing to show for himself. your death will be a good day.

also you have a neck like a fucking goose you mong


cheers x
Anonymous No.82195661
>>82195638
caught red handed samefagging lmao
not footlad No.82195672
alright guys definitely not footlad here but just wanted to defend my favourite quality poster footlad he is the best

really hope the high iq detectives in this thread dont spot me actually being footlad hehe!
Anonymous No.82195686
Cheers for contributing enough to let me add a filter to wipe you clean.
Anonymous No.82195693
footmong getting bullied on britfeel so he has to samefag multiple times to make him seem like he's come out on top. saddest thing I've seen in a while
not footlad No.82195701
>Cheers for contributing enough to let me add a filter to wipe you clean.

>footmong getting bullied on britfeel so he has to samefag multiple times to make him seem like he's come out on top. saddest thing I've seen in a while
Anonymous No.82195702 >>82195710 >>82195720
>>82195655
>you spend your days just counting down to the next drink
Sadly relatable.
Do I get a 5th beer or an early night lads?
not footlad No.82195710
>>82195702
nah choke on your vomit lad
not hhl No.82195716
HHL getting bullied on britfeel so he has to samefag multiple times to make him seem like he's come out on top. saddest thing I've seen in a while
Anonymous No.82195720 >>82195727
>>82195702
it friday lad
5 pints only
Anonymous No.82195727 >>82195739
>>82195720
>5 pints only
Yeah thats the max.
Anonymous No.82195729
Neck so long he's considered an extra terrestrial.
Britfeel king No.82195733
footlad is king and you dance to his drum you fools he is the puppet master!!!! Ahahahnn!!!!!
Anonymous No.82195736
Sean lives in a care home and has a harem of Nigerian nurses cooking for him and providing him with sexual relief. Seems like a pretty good life to me.
Anonymous No.82195739 >>82195755
>>82195727
aye until its 6 pints only and so on
Anonymous No.82195750
think these lasses should put some socks on desu
Anonymous No.82195755
>>82195739
Nah I drink one pint an hour, and I never start before 6pm, and I'm in bed by 11 or 12 on a friday.
I got rules to avoid slipping too far off the wagon. That and I hate day drinking anyway.
Anonymous No.82195757
Footmong is easily the worst poster this thread has ever seen. Mostly he posts incomprehensible gibberish to nobody and will spam the threads to death with his dogshit mumblings about his dull life ad nauseum.
At least watching HHL have a weltdown is amusing. Footmong has all the charisma of a spoiled nappy. Wish he'd start a blog and fuck off. Plus his fetish posting, cringe spastic.
Britfeel Sharter and Snorter No.82195783 >>82195866
HHL is easily the worst poster this thread has ever seen. Mostly he posts incomprehensible gibberish to nobody and will spam the threads to death with his dogshit mumblings about his dull life ad nauseum.
At least watching seaside mong have a weltdown is amusing. Footlad has all the charisma of a king . Wish he'd start a blog and I will subscribe to hit. Plus his fetish posting, amazing content
Anonymous No.82195803
Filter is working wonders lad.
Proper comfy friday.
Anonymous No.82195809
Neck so long he's extra terrestrial,
tiny little dong I think that's ancestrial.
Brain like a peanut and he has an allergy,
nothing inside, it's like an empty gallery.
He's doing volunteering, but not voluntarily,
he's being forced 'cause he's crippled mentally.
Anonymous No.82195815
>he spends so much time on britfeel he has a filter list
>he values britfeel and enjoys spending time here
>chronically online
>obese and a virgin

grim life
Anonymous No.82195861
Rapanon on a mad one.
Anonymous No.82195866 >>82195870
>>82195783
made me laugh this great post mate
Anonymous No.82195870 >>82195924
>>82195866
ok samefag
Anonymous No.82195924 >>82195961
>>82195870
okay same faguouy
Anonymous No.82195961
>>82195924
Okey same fag!
Anonymous No.82196115
Footfag killed the general lads.
Anonymous No.82196168 >>82196379 >>82196741
How are you preparing for the final days of 4chan lads?
Anonymous No.82196379
>>82196168
listening to french metal, planning a wank, and not giving a shit
works well for me
Anonymous No.82196382
To beddingtonshire, as they say
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82196487 >>82196931
Went right off the rails tonight. Got on the sniff now ready to bounce owa nightclub. At game tomorrow.
Anonymous No.82196511
It used to be funny, but now it's just getting sad. It's like watching Sideshow Bob step on those rakes over and over again. Just stop stepping on the rakes.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82196543
Nobody can contain me. I am fucking the king of the Kings x
Anonymous No.82196555
>Mounjaro price tripled because of trump
Wegovy chads won
Anonymous No.82196741
>>82196168
been posting elsewhere for a while now lad
Anonymous No.82196931
>>82196487
not a bit old? and with your bowels?
Anonymous No.82196989
Kinell, Britfeel has been slow lately.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197165
Just got home me.

All kicked off x

Garn finish this waggingtons then crashing out x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197187
I stood up for disabled lads tonight.

Sunderland beytrayed me xxx

It's fucking over man xxx
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197215
Just did a fat line me x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197231
Smoking that last ciggy me

End of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197271
Everyone try to sabotage me xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197288
Garn do another line nows xxx

Victim of gaslishgint s me xx
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197298
try to sabotage me and stop my sponderships xxx

mcdonalds and Flamingo Lanc stands by me xxx
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197308
They try to end muy era

I AM THE ETERNAL REGIME X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXnSpDmd2QA
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197325
Sunderland is nothing without me.

City full of NPC scum x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197344
Fuck Trump x
Fuck Britain x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
Anonymous No.82197376
Terrifier 2 is gruesome but 100x better as an actual film than the first. Art the Clown takes NO prisoners.
Anonymous No.82197390
me? been at the lines all day
>>82190745
everything is shmoothy now
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197400 >>82197416
My autism is peaking.

Hypnagogia or not. Aliens? Who the fuck knows but I think I know how to create a weapon that 1000x worse than a nuclear bomb,

Doomsday stuff.
Anonymous No.82197416 >>82197438
>>82197400
Think you need to stay of the wrugs, lad. Keep it comfy with just the booze and wuppas. x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197417
We're all totally fucked lmfao x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197438 >>82197484 >>82197498
>>82197416

Yeah, I keep it womfy de lid. Something showed me "something" very interesting tonight. I got a vision.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197469
Keeping it private x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy2bJxrjJ1M
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197483
Spinning mercury.

Vega device.

Absolute destruction x
Anonymous No.82197484 >>82197535
>>82197438
I'd like to hear more about this vision. Very weird vibes in the air. I think Putin and Trump have been "replaced."
Anonymous No.82197488
Here I was, reading the thread after getting home from work, and it's been ruined by piss pants flid. Fantastic.
Anonymous No.82197498
>>82197438
Ringing up your spacker home to tell them that you've gone mad. Sectioning for you little lad, oh aye.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197512
The Vega device will be the worst thing humans ever event. Just watch. Nukes are nothing compared to this cosmic horror.
Anonymous No.82197518
>ever event
Anonymous No.82197529
Sean will die in a pool of his own shit, piss and cum and it's lush.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197535 >>82197545 >>82197661
>>82197484

Maybe related to my UFO sighting last night. I was shown the Vega device. Not saying anymore. Just enjoy the show x
Anonymous No.82197545 >>82197593
>>82197535
Will I be safe if I pledge my allegiance to the Welper Regime and bend the knee? I don't want to die a virgin!
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197593
>>82197545

The kid that invents the Vega devide is like 3 year year old now and living a peaceful NPC life in Sweden. It's a truly devastating device. I know you all think I'm talking a load of shite beause I'm pissed (none of this is true, it's just a LARP for fun). But weapons like this should't exist. It's so much worse than nukes..
Anonymous No.82197661 >>82197760
>>82197535
>Vega device
All I can find is this failed electroacupuncture invention device from the 1970s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vega_machine
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197760 >>82197795
>>82197661
Yeah, they briefly stumbled upon it but it's not meant as a medical device. if you use a spinning mercury reactor with elements of the Teller-Ulam design you have the most powerful weapon ever invented. I'm taling 1000x more powerful than Tsar Bomba. Nuclear fusion is ignited multipe times not just the secondaru reaction. Uranium while still involved essentially takes a back seat for mercury. Specificlly spinnng mercury. That's all I know. Pls don't kill me x
Anonymous No.82197795 >>82197817
>>82197760
I would delete this ASAP if I was you. This is forbidden knowledge lid.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197817
>>82197795

Doesn't really matter. Humans with the help AI figure it out anyway. It's all just a drunk larp anyway ;-)
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197896
Got one line left me x

Garn finish this drink smash the line then garn beddingtons x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82197971
Having a few wodkas and cokes me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Tam7Ix35U
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198042 >>82198140
Ran into my smackhead "mates" in town. Fuck them x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCyj_PgJiE
Anonymous No.82198140
>>82198042
Fuck the lot of them we're the only ones who understand you (apart from the seethers).
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198249 >>82198290
True true

All fake af out there x
Anonymous No.82198290
>>82198249
Ain't seen Gibi poster in years it feels like.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198298
Fuck the lot x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JX8j3vwrIA
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198308
Garn call it a day between 4am and 5am. Gotta get some sleep. Big day today.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198346
Paki taxi driver knows the score

Most whites are NPC scum x

Been dumbed down. Don;t even care about politics and the bigger picture. Like he said, kinda keels like British people are a trance they can't snap out of x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198364
Aye sound x

She don't wanna work she think charity a given x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-dpLVaUdQQ
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198463
HHL regime is collapsing x

End of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao8cGLIMtvg
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198478
Amerikkka has gaslighted and bought their way to ultimate victory. Nothing lasts forever x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198525 >>82198547
Knocking back that wodka nows x

Surprised I haven't been banned yet x
Anonymous No.82198547 >>82198576
>>82198525
it's because they know you speak the truth, HelperLad.

me? waiting on a 4am Taco Bell delivery. see what that Ameriscran is about.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198576
>>82198547

I'm not Anti-American de lid. I like listening to American music like Katy Perry x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198598
Garn be rough af later for that match me x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198626
Garn do this last line in a few mins x

Cba to stay up all night x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198632
UFOs exist and they are fuckiny massive and constantly watching us x

Cheers x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198670
Final pathetic days of the HH: regime x

I request my last loyalists to surrender. It's over lads. Flamingo Land will be peacefully handed over at 3PM GMT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg00YEETFzg
Anonymous No.82198677
>tfw another 14 hour shift
strange to think that 10 hours is now considered a short day for me, far cry from my 8 years of neeting
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198711
Just did the last line there whaheeyy rinishing off this wooze now then crashing out x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198749
Wired af me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHGKG9dyTKI
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198771
Might have well just stayed out clubbing. Oh well.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198809
Finishing this drink garn beddingtons

My regime might have been toppled tonight but Helper's world lives on in my die hard followers. We'll come back. We always come back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug_8BLW2pL0
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198912
And one last message before I go off for Sunderland.

I am here and you can't get rid of me. I will be there at that stadium tomorrow. You will learn to see things my way overtime.

This is my fucking city. You're all just living in it. Sunderland and its people are mine x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82198934 >>82199002
In the 8th minute against West Ham I demand a round of applause for me xxx

We'll see if it happen x
Anonymous No.82199002
>>82198934
Mate you've lost the fucking plot x
Anonymous No.82199045 >>82199061
HelperLad have you considered you may have problems?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199061
>>82199045

What do you mean lid?

I fight this battle alone x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiwDHHcHPh0
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199114
Whataever has been established tonight

It was helpflul x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199122 >>82199134
Now I know this controversial but I have listenened to your nonsence.

Listen to listen xxx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiwDHHcHPh0
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199134
>>82199122

Sorrry my mistake x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199153
HEIL HIT;ER X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhcJDus_80c&list=LL
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199175
My Sunderland comrades know how to play dumb. My friemds they think we are dumbed down English retards.


Are we????

They might be richer than yus vut we'll show them. Sunderland is me and IT IS YOU.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199223
i shouldn't say anthing because I promised I wouldn''t but it's torturing my soul.


There's a Austrakian women and she's being hit by her husband. Sorry it had to happen this way x

I'll go to Australia and I'll fucking kill the cuht x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199245 >>82199256
Another one bites the dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Anonymous No.82199249
I hope she doesn't keep her hair like this for too long.
Anonymous No.82199256
>>82199245
Lmfao you're over x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uh6VZF0R5U
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199272 >>82199285
They push us to suicide. Fuck the yanks x

Don't listen to them you'll be sorry. I know your parents. I will let them know x
Anonymous No.82199285 >>82199312
>>82199272
FUCK MOM AND FUCK DADDY AND FUCK YOU!!!
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199312
>>82199285

Calm down bro. I'm on your side.
Anonymous No.82199316
At least are lauren doesn't have a huge beak.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199353
I wasn't go say it because I love crossy

but Scotlannd the nee English middle-c.ass tory boys

Fuck Scotlad x up Crossy x
Anonymous No.82199362 >>82199499
I wonder if I'll see any cute lasses in Newcastle next month.
Anonymous No.82199378
Most girls wouldn't want to to give their precious time to a man who takes interest in Nazism.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199389
I am not happy with you or your NPC family x

drag me down x
Anonymous No.82199420
Fuck working and paying taxes towards immigrants and females. Let's run this country to the ground. All men not getting a drop of pussy in low paid, shit jobs should fucking quit. Then women can run the fucking country and build their fucking homes.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199432
None of you like me or my family x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199442
you decides what funnoy not x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199456
THEY ARE HOSTED IN PROTECTED BUBBLES

I HAVE PROBLEM WITH THOMAS WAYNE YES


YOU'RE AWFUL MURRAY X YOU JUST WANTED TO MAKE FUN OF ME X
Anonymous No.82199466
You're serious aren't you? You've killed thar old man x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199476
They couldn't a carry choon to say their lives.

Nobody what if it thinks like mentally ill like me.
Anonymous No.82199488
You fuck killing those guys arw funny?
Anonymous No.82199499
>>82199362
what you coming here for lad?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199504
I killed those guys becuse they couldn't save a choon to yourself?

Nobody wants to be a loser like me.

YOU JUST WANTED TO MAKE FUN OF ME
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199513
Comedy is subjective murraey same way you decide I'm mentally ill.

everybody is awful these days. eveyone is cruel to animals. capitalism scum

Nobody is civil anymore. Nobody cares me. They want mental health down drain.
Anonymous No.82199524
Has the war ended lads?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199529
Bullied me for being so short
x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199539
You decide what5's funnoy or not
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82199602
I'LL TELL WHAT YOU FUCKINGET GET
Anonymous No.82199635
Special pillow for long necks
Anonymous No.82199643 >>82199744
>>82199633
>>82199633

Slowly migrate to the new breadington as needed
Anonymous No.82199680
Proper thread is here
>>82199679
>>82199679
>>82199679
Anonymous No.82199744
>>82199643
I much prefer your thread