Thread 82191889

Women are actually clinically insane.

>>82191889 (OP)
don't read the new york post anon, shame on you

>>82191889 (OP)
They only do it to finance bros. Actual gold diggers.

>>82191889 (OP)
robots are incapable of comprehending such a high test move

>>82191908
nobody reads it you fucking retard, it's just a tweet post

>>82191889 (OP)
this is fake, women don't do this

>>82191889 (OP)
I don't understand how they are stealing someone's lunch. Are these women working delivery jobs and stealing the lunch from the customer? Or are they running up to thr counter and picking up the man's order and eating it and pretending it is theirs, then using the receipt to message them on LinkedIn?
I don't get it and the article does a poor job explaining it.

Also that's creepy if you're messaging some guy's LinkedIn profile. Those are professional accounts meant to be used for work and business purposes. Imagine if men did that to some women's LinkedIn profiles, it would be all over the news and social media condemning them. But becasue these are women we have to treat them with kiddie gloves, as always.

>>82191889 (OP)
Kek. Women would rather commit petty crimes and blackmail someone into a date then just cold approach a guy

>>82191889 (OP)
>new York Post articles talks about women exhibiting X behaviour
>anon be like "omg I can't believe all women are like this"

>>82191889 (OP)
>said she enjoyed my salad
holy fuck I'd be seething
these whores are out of control

>>82191889 (OP)
>chad had her lunch stolen
lmao. sounds fake as hell. what is this? middle school?

>>82192007
Idk for sure. One woman made a tiktok about doing that, several women followed, the nypost wrote something about it. Dudes are now understanding they were inconvenienced for a tiktok trend.

>>82191889 (OP)
This is the type of shit i'd expect to see in an anime lmao.

>>82191940
Not any finance bro. Look at the video and shell specifically target high income tax lawyers or traders.

>>82191977
They do. Just not for (You). They do it in the finance district of New York City. Take a big guess why they choose this specific area to do it.

>>82192729
False, japs would never engage in such thuggery.

She only does it to Chad, so whatever

>>82191889 (OP)
If this happened to me I would play along and plan a nice picnic date in the woods. We would hike to a nice, secluded spot and I'd unfurl the blanked and set down the picnic basket. She'd look on with anticipation, wondering what food I had prepared for our meal - but her delighted expression would turn to one of terror as I would open the basket to reveal an assortment of power tools. Over the next several hours, I would teach her a very harsh lesson: NEVER fuck with my food (This is of course assuming that she is a roastie. If she were a bookish virgin I would make sandwiches instead).
Luckily, I never have to worry about something like this happening because from my name and Chipotle order alone, a foid would be able to use her senses to determine that I'm a nice guy and not an abuser and she'd probably spit in my food instead of taking it.

>>82192794
It's probably the most tsundere thing i've ever seen in my life.

>>82192802
this anon hit it dead on the head

>>82192837
>fantasies about torturing women
>nice guy
Unironically, just be yourself and you'll have no problem getting women.

>>82192073
All women are the same so if you see a woman doing literally anything it's safe to assume every other woman would do the same given the opportunity.

>>82192895
This kek women love pyscho men and abusechads

It's no different from a girl bullying a guy just to get his attention.
Literally had a girl bully me through my early high school years, she moved away, and then years later when she was back in town she apologized because she had the hots for me.
To be honest, I dodged a bullet, these sorts of foids should be avoided at all costs.

A woman should help you if she wants to know you, not cause problems for you.

This happened at my work.
>Chad orders uber eats
>HR Stacy decided it'd be funny to take it from the driver and give it to him herself
>she says to him if he wants his lunch he has to go on a date with her
>he politely but publicly rejects her in front of everyone
>she's humiliated and goes to her boss about it
>boss doesn't want to get involved
>she goes to bosses' boss
>gets in trouble for breaking chain of command and ignoring first boss
>Two months later
>Stacy from a different department accidentally takes Chad's uber eats
>Chad tells her in front of thief Stacy that she can make it up to him by buying him dinner after work
>Thief Stacy calls in sick for a week and ends up going on stress leave afterwards
It was pretty funny lol

I am exactly the sort of autistic man this would not work on. It's not even that I don't get the hint, I know what this is, I just don't care or honor that and would just be mad you stole my fucking lunch. Especially if I made a good one. I probably planned that shit for weeks. Ruined my whole fucking afternoon. I hate you now. The sight of you trying to be cutesy and flirty with me now makes me think of being hungry and having a shitty, frustrating, disappointing day. Pavolovian cross-wiring. You associated the two in my mind. Thanks.
I don't even like having my hoodies stolen. That's MY fucking hoodie. It's not cute. I gave it to you because you were cold, not so you could fucking steal it.
>but it has your scent and it's got your energy and your vibes on it because it's not just any hoodie, it's *your* hoodie
BITCH, I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT TOO
Half the shit they do isn't cute.
>oh, let me take a little nibble off your plate even though I didn't order anything, I just want to try a-
MINE. We can order another one if you want yours. If ordering an additional dish is too much hassle, but depriving me isn't, we have a fucking problem here. And if the whole point is to have one off of my plate specifically, and the key element of the thing being desirable is that it was taken from me specifically, like the whole fucking reason you want this fry is because you want to take one out of my hands and not even to order additional fries, then this isn't about you wanting a just a widdle nibble, it's about you wanting me to have juuuust~ a bit less, which rubs me the wrong fucking way.
Right? If you want a fry, that condition is fucking MET when we order more fries, right? So really the important part of this to you is that you steal from me, and you feel unsatisfied by the prospect of getting more for yourself (or both of us!) because the point wasn't to get more, it was to deprive me, even if only by a little, as some kind of sacrifice to show that I care.
Hate it.

>>82193617
>>Chad tells her in front of thief Stacy that she can make it up to him by buying him dinner after work
NO THE BITCH CAN'T I AM HUNGRY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND THIS IS MY LUNCH BREAK
Good God, how do you know I'm not diabetic or some shit and need that to regulate my blood sugar? Can't take a fucking rain check on that, can I? Oh, bro's dead, WHOOPS, I thought it would be cute. How do you know I don't have dietary restrictions? What if you actually can't replace what I ordered? What if that was my one treat for the week and I LEGIT don't have any money to replace it? What if my account's at zero because I bought gas for the work week and that was the ONE nice thing I got for myself this week with my last 20? Fuxking robber.
Shit, what if I skipped fucking breakfast and spent the last half a day fucking fantasizing about this TINY hit of dopamine, only for you to "accidentally" steal my uber eats? Oh, I'll make it up to you after, tee-hee~
BITCH I'M MISERABLE NOW UNTIL I CLOCK OUT THANKS TO YOU
You're a fucking thief and I want you written up. Deadass.