Thread 82193459

STOP!
Post your bra size itt, femanon. Otherwise I will be forced to remove your shitposting priviliges.

tit inspection day on /r9k/

>>82193459 (OP)
>Femanon
Is that was fat dudes with man-tits call eat other now?

>>82193601
Fine, fat men with titties also have to post them for inspection. Breast cancer is a real issue.

>>82193459 (OP)
Ok, 32B

>>82193623
What color is the bra you are currently wearing?

34c
Tranny

>>82193636
>>82193623
Brutally mogged by a tranny

>>82193634
I never wear bras

>>82193648
Even when you go outside?

>>82193645
Join the 41%, YWNBAW, etc
>>82193655
Yup, even then

>>82193693
>Yup, even then
Bold.

32AA perky tits

>>82193736
Aristocratic flattie.

>>82193707
More like lazy but thank you lol

>>82193648
>>82193693
b-b-b-based desu.

>>82193648
Do other people notice or do you wear baggy clothes?

>>82193772
Thank you based anon
>>82193781
I wear baggy clothes but it's definitely still noticeable

>>82193818
>still noticeable
Kinda gross my nigga. Why don't you hide your privates?

>>82193818
Do your nips poke out?

>>82193836
Because I'm lazy anon
>>82193838
Maybe

>>82193856
Aren't you afraid of titty twisters?

>>82193836
Are you gay. Why wouldn't you wanna see bouncy boobs and nips

>>82193871
>bouncy boobs
Ain't nothing bouncing with a b cup

>>82193871
>HUURRRRR EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX
>WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY JUST RUN AROUND NAKED OUTSIDE? THAT WOULD BE SOOO HOT

>>82193869
No, should I be
>>82193892
It's ok anon, you don't have to look

>>82193917
>No, should I be
Yeah, they can strike at any time

>>82193871
Because I belive in modesty and decorum, to some extent.
>>82193917
>don't have to look
If it's out there we'll see it whether or not we're looking. If I wore a speedo outside you'd probably notice some things you'd rather not see.

>>82193459 (OP)
Women with big tits are just fat lol. Especially online.

>>82193995
So? I like them chubby

>>82193993
Exactly. I don't even personally care if I have to see that crap myself, but I don't want to have to cover my kids eyes because some exhibitionist left their cave to go out in public displaying their privates

>>82193981
How do I prepare then?
>>82193993
It's just boobs anon, you'll be fine kek

>>82194050
>just boobs
They are called private parts for a reason. Please cover yourself a little better.

>>82193459 (OP)
32GG
>>82193995
Some are skinny, usually happens when they have more breast tissue, same with perky boobs

>>82194070
>32GG
You've been posting on /soc/

>>82194091
Ah, yeah kek
But that's not the point, not all women with big boobs are fat and not all with small boobs are thin, though they can change naturally with pregnancy, hormones fluctuation and even getting a second growth.

>>82194121
I know. That wasn't me. I just want a gf.

>>82194050
>It's just boobs anon, you'll be fine kek
Why are foids such sex pests?

>>82194140
I wish you good luck on your journey then anon

>>82194063
Ok, since you asked so nicely then sure
>>82194196
I just like teasing people

>>82194217
Thanks. Hopefully I find one here.

>>82193459 (OP)
Also, everyone asks for bra size but no one wants to buy bras for us, so why ask then?

>>82194265
To find a girl to buy bras for.

>>82193892
Yes. I wanna see tits all the time.

>>82194297
I kneel gooner-sama

>>82194265
my ex called me a creep because I offered to buy her bras

>>82194390
I can see why some women dislike being bought lingerie, but call you a creep? Did she tell why?

>>82194457
"You only want to go to a bra section of a store without it being weird"

>>82194501
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Doesn't men go to buy on Victoria's Secret tho?

>>82193459 (OP)
They are DDDD.

>>82194688
That doesn't exist. Band size?

>>82194501
I mean, empty bras aren't sexy though. Maybe if you're like, 12 they're kinda novel but once you've seen boobs bras kinda lose their lustre, yeah?

>>82194718
NTA, but it's equivalent to a G cup, but I can't recall any brand rn that uses that sizing, I agree with band size makes it suspicious tho
American sizing is that stupid

>>82194757
Some men have a fetish for bras, but I assume used ones
I was not considering that he meant in person bra stores, just online ones

>>82194772
Im a man and I wear my moms panties when shes in the shower. I swipe them so theyre fresh and got lots of moms pussy smell in the cloth. Smells so good the pheromones make me cum like 8 times harder. I cant imagine what it would be like to have sex with my moms huge milf buttocks.

>>82194581
I've been to a bra section once just to see what I would get if I had a gf kek

>>82194789
I didn't need to read that though, you could have kept your disgusting AGP incest fetish to yourself

>>82194805
Why would you gift her with shitty bras though?

>>82194821
No I actually do that, I got my moms panties around my cock right now. Feels so fucking amazing because its kinda like im a woman. I also will poo into my panties and throw it at my dog. And it will grab the panties and sprint away from me throwing my poo everywhere, then I complain to my mom that the dog pood everywhere and I stare at her huge buttocks while shes kneeling on the carpet washing it. I got a video, you wanna see my moms buttocks?

>>82194772
Sometimes I forget that everyone buys all their shit online now.

I can't wait for our gay society to fall apart

>>82194718
>>82194767

It is G yes. I have to special order them because I'm not severely overweight. 37 and 44. They are natural. I am just very very tall. They don't fit in anyone's hands. Why is that suspicious?

>>82194873
I can't say for the other nonas, but I can't find my size or similar sizes easily so I have to buy them online or when I want to wait for a sale. The normal department stores only offer bands too large and cups too small, or maternity bras, and they are more expensive in physical stores

>>82194881
>37
Bra sizes don't come in odd numbers.

>>82194881
I don't think it was weird because of the letters, just that usually troons that say "uwu I am DD" without mentioning band size

>>82194831
Wdym, how do you know they were shitty

>>82194912
You always round up to an even number so she would be a 38G

I want a gf who wants to become SEX who will let me get them a BBL and hormones to make their breasts YUGE

>>82194912
The size of my measurements in inches dimwit.

>>82194929
That makes sense.

>>82194943
Thank you.

>>82194970
>The size of my measurements in inches dimwit
Would you be my gf?

>>82194895
I just hate not being able to hold what I'm buying in my hands and check the material and such. Plus I'm super old (mid 20s) and we didn't buy things online when I was a kid.

I guess being an odd size though it kinda makes sense.

>>82194946
Hormones don't always work, it's a luck based game on genetics and how you fat distribution works.
>>82194970
You are welcome!

>>82195010
I know all my measurements and the reviews help a lot. Idk if men do a lot of reviews online for things like clothing but women are very helpful, they post pics and videos, their measurements, if they are pregnant or not, specially when you have to buy something that can't be returned, those are a godsend

>>82194988
tranny scum, YWNBAW

>>82195091
What? I am a man. Call me simp, but a tranny?

>>82195101
i meant to reply to >>82194970 they are a tranny.

I'm supposed to believe there's all these single big titty broads on here??

>>82195125
I'm just looking for a gf

>>82195065
I've been burned by a couple of "five star rated" things I've bought online, but it is rare indeed for me to get my hands on something, feel it, and decide that I like it for it then to be less than what I hoped for.

Couls just be that I'm a caveman that doesn't look into things well wnough though

>>82194070
Btw, I am surprised you remember my size kek and identify me by it

They look like C cups but I'm too lazy to measure for the specific size.

>>82195125
Yeah theres probably 40 men per woman. And the women are extreme problem cases who chad sometimes fucks but not usually. So they end up here getting literally worshipped by like normal looking guys who have high IQs.

>>82195162
In a good way or in a creepy way?

>>82195150
Five stars rating are never truthful, legit ratings for good products should be between 4.8-4.9 and have lots of reviews in hundreds or thousands. Because someone can get a product with a defect or have issues with it, so it won't be a perfect five. Also, it's good to read the bad reviews too, exactly to know what problems it could have.

>>82195175
In a neutral way kek. I can't be the only femanon with that size here

>>82195205
Maybe, I just want a gf

>>82195194
Well yeah, obviously if something has a perfect five and only three reviews it's not been shit tested well.

I think the majority of people just have low standards

>>82195213
>I just want a gf
Yeah, I am aware of that I wished you luck anon
I am just surprised you cared enough to remember that fact about me, even though it's not that important

>>82193459 (OP)
My wife is a 38DD to 38DDD, she is 20 weeks pregnant with our second child

>>82195623
>she is 20 weeks pregnant with our second child
Brutal