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Anonymous No.82194006 >>82194089 >>82194135 >>82194176 >>82194311 >>82194377 >>82195976
Does Chris-Chan mog YOU?
>has moved from home
>is not a virgin
>has had a gf
>has a drivers license
>graduated community college
>traveled internationally
Anonymous No.82194024
i fit the bill on all of those things and additionally am not chris chan
Anonymous No.82194089 >>82195025
>>82194006 (OP)
Unironically Chris chan life mogs me. Have never raped anyone though so at least I have that going for me.
Anonymous No.82194126 >>82194293
Don't forget
>Created a popular IP
>Did a bit of a rape but didn't get cancelled for it
>Has a signature style
Anonymous No.82194135
>>82194006 (OP)
He mogs me as a woman, what has my life become
Anonymous No.82194176
>>82194006 (OP)
Thanks for rubbing it in OP. You knew I was browsing /r9k/ after the /v/ thread got deleted.
Anonymous No.82194293
>>82194126
not to mention, i'm pretty sure he's actually happy. content.
Anonymous No.82194311
>>82194006 (OP)
Yes he does. he unironically won
Anonymous No.82194377 >>82195025
>>82194006 (OP)
He's healthier than me but at least I haven't sodomized my mother.
Anonymous No.82195025
>>82194089
>>82194377
molesting his mother is terrible and obviously none of us will ever sink that low. But those other life accomplishments unironically do mog me
Anonymous No.82195976
>>82194006 (OP)
don't forget he was arrested. you're not a true man until you experience the cold steel of handcuffs on your wrist as you ride in the back of a police car while telling the officer about the dimensional merge