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Anonymous No.82194207 >>82194421 >>82194632
my dick is so fucking small every time I sit down to shit I piss all over my balls FML
Anonymous No.82194231 >>82194374
Thats pretty gross so you have a genuine babypenis microcock how does that make you feel does it make you want to kill yourself?
Anonymous No.82194374 >>82194410
>>82194231
Why are you asking about his baby cock you fucking pedophile
Anonymous No.82194410
>>82194374
Why are you not sending me your exact location this instant so I can come fuck you, you fucking slut
Anonymous No.82194421 >>82194492
>>82194207 (OP)
You're a man. Don't piss sitting down. Ever.
Anonymous No.82194492 >>82194616
>>82194421
What if I'm taking a shit but then suddenly also have to piss?
Anonymous No.82194616 >>82194651
>>82194492
Nope. Don't care. Piss while standing before or after pooing. If that's a problem then poo standing up.
Anonymous No.82194632
>>82194207 (OP)
I'm jealous because I have a small penis humiliation fetish. Would gladly trade my thick 6 incher with you. What are the dimensions?
Anonymous No.82194651 >>82194662
>>82194616
For what reason should one piss standing up
Anonymous No.82194662 >>82194935
>>82194651
As God an intended.
Anonymous No.82194915
if you're fat, lose weight
if you're not, post a pic so i can imagine sucking on it
Anonymous No.82194935
>>82194662

what if it gets all over the place