In 2003 I asked my mom for a PS2 and a copy of FF X for my birthday and on my birthday I opened the present and it was a GameCube and a copy of Wind Waker. My mom apologised and said she didn't have the money for a PS2 (GameCube had dropped to $99 this year). I called her a whore, grabbed the GameCube's handle and hit her over the head with the GameCube and then I smashed the GameCube off of the wall.