Thread 82194803

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Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:56:14 PM No.82194803 >>82194816 >>82194968 >>82195013 >>82195021 >>82195203 >>82195257 >>82195323 >>82195782

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>police, open up!
How do you prosneed?

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:57:43 PM No.82194816

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>>82194803 (OP)
do you have a warrant

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:15:10 PM No.82194968

>>82194803 (OP)
Punch a fed and go out peacefully. Probably the best way to die desu.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:19:27 PM No.82195005

prosneed?

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:20:22 PM No.82195013

>>82194803 (OP)
Open the door pointing a replica firearm in hopes of getting suicide by cop'd

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:22:03 PM No.82195021 >>82195376

>>82194803 (OP)
Let them in and laugh at them when they find nothing, sue them for shooting my dog and destroying my house. I have so many failed hard drives around the house they would end up spending a million dollars trying to recover evidence, just to find pirated movies and warez i down loaded 20 years ago. It would be hilarious.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:23:37 PM No.82195041

Start masturbating my dick off to some pizza and time it so when I open the door the piggies are surprised by a big shot of cum being launched at them

orospu çocuğu 8/15/2025, 10:41:35 PM No.82195203

>>82194803 (OP)
>How do you prosneed?
no thank you

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:47:45 PM No.82195257

>>82194803 (OP)
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:54:20 PM No.82195316

Incite confusion.
>Hello? What? What? What? I'm calling the police. What? I can't hear you. What? I'm calling the police.
At some point leave without saying anything. Just keep spouting nonsense. If you're really spicy say the door is booby trapped.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:54:47 PM No.82195323

>>82194803 (OP)
SMOKE YOU!

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:00:55 PM No.82195376 >>82195487

>>82195021
>Implying they won't find CP on those drives because they want to find CP on those drives and let you deny it in court just like a guilty pedo would.
Check out the optimism on this guy.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:13:45 PM No.82195487

>>82195376
> A corrupt cop trying to put CP on a failed hard drive
Good luck, a lot of them are IDE, SCSI and SAS. I do have plenty of thumb drives though and that is more the speed of a corrupt cop.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:41:02 PM No.82195782

>>82194803 (OP)
blow my shit shmooove off