Thread 82200147 - /r9k/ [Archived: 114 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:26:12 AM No.82200147
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So i'm trying to lose weight but people are too focused on my penis, as nice as it is.. whats the best way for flabby boy to lose weight?
Replies: >>82200153 >>82200160 >>82200422 >>82200972 >>82201003 >>82201011 >>82201332 >>82202249 >>82202533
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:27:42 AM No.82200153
>>82200147 (OP)
newfag lol you were the one complaining about them banning you cuz you posted it on a blue board.
/fit/ i presume? ffs just censor the penis and then upload it have some sense, boy.
Also your cock kinda looks like mine. Anyways just eat less, lardboy.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:29:35 AM No.82200160
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>>82200147 (OP)
>Also your cock kinda looks like mine
so its really small, thats not what i wanted to hear, friend. eat less? by how much?
Replies: >>82200171 >>82200193
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:33:41 AM No.82200171
>>82200160
Here ya go ya lazy bastard. How old are you? Gramps doesnt know how to google?
https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
Just put your stats in and itll tell you how much you need to eat.
Follow the one that says extreme weightloss
BTW, you reply to someone by clicking on their post number.
>so its really small, thats not what i wanted to hear
Yeah mines like 4.5 inches erect and like 2.5 or 3 soft. What about yours?
I wish my was smaller though. I think small dicks are cute.
Replies: >>82200184
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:34:50 AM No.82200176
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>>82200153
fixed, its now good for kids
Replies: >>82200193 >>82200193 >>82200207 >>82200258 >>82200951
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:37:15 AM No.82200184
>>82200171
ok schizo good talk, i got no problems withs the schizo
Replies: >>82200193
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:40:06 AM No.82200193
>>82200176
See how the background of this board is like red/orange? And how the one you were posting on in this pic >>82200160 is blue? On blue boards, you cant post NSFW. No cocks, no pussies, no womens bare tits. Years ago this website split into two different websites. 4chan.org (the nsfw redboards), and 4channel.org (the sfw blueboards) because the entire site being nsfw was driving away advertisers.
On red boards, you can post NSFW stuff. It would be ok for you to post your cock on here since this is a red board but /r9k/ has a special rule against /soc/fagging but youll probably be fine.
This >>82200176 image is the one youd wanna post if you were posting on /fit/ or something.
>>82200184
Great. Youre welcome.
Replies: >>82200234 >>82201033
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:44 AM No.82200207
>>82200176
I love how he made the censor as small as it could go, what a fucking asshole lmao
Replies: >>82200234 >>82200243
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:48:40 AM No.82200234
>>82200193
wait an actual reply on 4chan, i didnt think people existed here other than bots n trannies. thanks man i understand now, i post my d=ick where i want and the moids deal with it unlike >>82200207
angry cuz the dick is blocked, just say you're a faggot
Replies: >>82200249
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:50:36 AM No.82200243
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>>82200207
not even any comment and the tranny has to seethe
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:52:21 AM No.82200249
>>82200234
lol good talk you fucking fatass, im turning on my filters again
Replies: >>82200269
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:54:50 AM No.82200258
>>82200176
I'm German, what does long sausage mean? You mean like the Frankfurter? Those sausage are really big I can barely get my mouth around it
Replies: >>82200276 >>82200522
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:58:49 AM No.82200269
>>82200249
No you have to stay and look at my peenor or my thread loses all its value, I command you to look at my peen.. unless you're gay and you like it then I command you to stop looking
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:01:16 AM No.82200276
>>82200258
>I can barely get my mouth around it
fuck off nigger
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:09:34 AM No.82200308
OP is going to keep "accidentally" posting his penis until you retards stop replying.
Replies: >>82200380 >>82200387
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:28:37 AM No.82200380
>>82200308
you can just say you like it, you dont have to try n joke for bot fren, I got you bro, I'll post more in your honour
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:31:23 AM No.82200387
>>82200308
>accidentally
nah he'll "accidentally" post it on facebook to a bunch of children and we'll never hear from him again, well either that or Biden will be found with pedo shit we'll see what happens first
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:34:05 AM No.82200393
>>82200387
>to a bunch of children
it's always the people saying this that get found out to be nonces and die, so goodluck with that
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:43:45 AM No.82200422
>>82200147 (OP)
nice penis, how long does it get?
Replies: >>82200514
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:12:26 AM No.82200514
>>82200422
why, do you wanna suck it?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:14:30 AM No.82200522
>>82200258
>Those sausage are really big I can barely get my mouth around it
at least tryt to bait
Replies: >>82200941
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:17:03 PM No.82200941
>>82200522
nice dubs, i'd put your sausage on my mouth
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:18:52 PM No.82200951
>>82200176
>#404 white boy dick not found
Replies: >>82200985
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:24:16 PM No.82200972
>>82200147 (OP)
Consume fewer calories than you expend.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:27:56 PM No.82200985
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>>82200951
I wondered when chang would show up
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:31:21 PM No.82201003
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>>82200147 (OP)
I like what I see, how far can than penetrate me?and how much creampie would it give me?
Replies: >>82201015
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:31:59 PM No.82201011
>>82200147 (OP)
Find out your current weight. Now aim for a number lower than that.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:32:25 PM No.82201015
>>82201003
all the creampie, all of it
Replies: >>82201026 >>82201042
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:35:34 PM No.82201026
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>>82201015
oo really all of it? i'm down for all the creampie as long as its as much as you say it is ummm I dont wanna walk for a week big boy
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:37:30 PM No.82201033
>>82200193
>Years ago this website split into two different websites. 4chan.org (the nsfw redboards), and 4channel.org (the sfw blueboards) because the entire site being nsfw was driving away advertisers.
Holy shit what a newfag. 4chan had SFW and NSFW boards back when mootykins was running the site.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:39:39 PM No.82201042
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>>82201015
you better not be lying
Replies: >>82201091
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:47:45 PM No.82201091
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>>82201042
and in ur pussy too so you make my babies and I have you forever
Replies: >>82201115 >>82201133
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:51:36 PM No.82201115
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>>82201091
oo yeah baby fill me up, make me your cum whore you dirty boy
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:53:35 PM No.82201133
>>82201091
>>82201115
shizo replying to himself when his thread is dead.. really?
Replies: >>82201145
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:55:43 PM No.82201145
>>82201133
nice dubs, you can ask her idk she could be a tranny
Replies: >>82201152
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:57:06 PM No.82201152
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>>82201145
>she could be a tranny
you just lost a sexting partner you asshiole
Replies: >>82201356
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:27:43 PM No.82201332
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>>82200147 (OP)
that's just the way it is bro
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:30:32 PM No.82201356
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>>82201152
shut up bitch. You're nothing but rape meat no wonder niggers rape you sluts
Replies: >>82201451
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:45:09 PM No.82201451
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>>82201356
I'm not mad, I'm disappointed in you anon. I thought you were better than ((them))
Shame on me. Shame on you.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:49:20 PM No.82201483
holy fuck is this shizo still talking to himself? jees get a life you sad fuck.. you don't think we can see how many people posted? theres like 30 OP posts and 2-3 actual people who left hours ago.. move on you cunt and quit bumping your shit thread I got shit to do
Replies: >>82202089
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:25:56 PM No.82202089
>>82201483
you still here faggot
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:47:34 PM No.82202249
>>82200147 (OP)
My dick is about as big as yours on flop and strecthes to around 5 inches, how long does yours get?
Replies: >>82202509
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:17:27 PM No.82202509
>>82202249
6 inches, it used to be 8 inches but with a fat ass your boner meat retracts so just by being slim you have a longer cock
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:19:40 PM No.82202533
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>>82200147 (OP)
get a tattoo on ur dick