Thread 82201541

>motherfuckers with perfect skin
how the fuck did they manage to keep their faces clean of acne and acne scars their whole life, like how the fuck did they do it.
it's bullshit.
>big dicked people
i have a skinny little wiener, just my luck

>>82201541 (OP)
You would be better off getting your butt on grindr and milking. Small dicks struggle to reach the ovaries like big black cock can.

>>82201541 (OP)
>motherfuckers with perfect skin
I just avoid the sun and I was lucky in terms of genetics. Acne in many cases is genetic, like balding. I had a bit of acne around 15 but nothing serious and it went away after some months. I also sometimes get 1-2 zits like everyone else but they don't leave scars.
>big dicked people
I'm above-average and never got to use it. It's nice as it does give me a psychological boost, but in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter.

I'm only jealous to people born to parents so rich that they never had to work a day of their lives. Work + commuting takes up over half of my awake hours every weekday and weekends are really too short. I'm working on retiring early but I'll likely still end up working for the next 15-20yrs, which is depressing. I wish I didn't have to live like a slave and throw away 20yrs of my life on this bullshit.

Im jealous of people with good skin and even people with average skin. I have so much pimples on my back i cant go swimming.

Also rich people who dont have to work to survive or people who like their job or people who are good at their job that they wont get fired.

>>82201541 (OP)
My dick is gigantic but every part of my body is covered in scars and burns.
How does that make you feel?

>>82201617
You could say that about any emotion

>>82201541 (OP)
>Girls with big boobs
I have A-cups, fuck em
>Girls with good chins
Mine sucks, fuck em

>>82201541 (OP)
Dweebs with bombshell gfs

>>82201731
so you have one of these types of chins?
that would be annoying to have.

>>82201753
No, just a "feminine" chin like in the before but I'm less fat. It looks ugly

>>82201731
These are AA cups you have no excuses

>>82201786
I don't want to wear a pushup bra and angle fraud for the rest of my sad life

>>82201795
As if you don't wear makeup already

>>82201762
are you by any chance hispanic, i notice that feature a lot on latinas
also everybody likes a small boob.

>>82201826
Nordic

>>82201731
>A-cups
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GRADE A CUPS EROTIC!!!

>>82201541 (OP)
you could get a pp pump if that truly bothers you

>>82201541 (OP)
I hate the young people who had more fun than me, I hate them and they make angry, I never had fun and these young people are out here having fun being young fuck I hate them so much