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Anonymous No.82202628 >>82202653 >>82202666 >>82202674 >>82202812 >>82202823 >>82203205 >>82203293 >>82203464 >>82203486 >>82203597 >>82204473 >>82204921 >>82205689 >>82205717 >>82206778 >>82207105
>Muh tall
>Muh broad shoulders
>Muh muscles
>Muh large dick
>Muh sixpack
>Muh six figure salary
Anon, if you actually think foids care more about any of this than a pretty smooth boyband face and a pretty haircut you're so off base it's not even funny. Tallest most muscular square jawed broad shouldered rich fag is still going to get less action than some starving artist of average height with narrow shoulders and no muscles at all who spends what little money he makes on skincare and haircuts and is blessed with a prettyboy face and pretty bedroom eyes. If you believe otherwise you're so horribly wrong and out of touch.
orospu รงocuฤŸu No.82202653 >>82202667
>>82202628 (OP)
okay where's my gf mr baiter?
Anonymous No.82202666 >>82202686
>>82202628 (OP)
My favourite part about the Face Vs Body debate, that's been going on for over a decade in incel spaces now, is that every argument made is completely vibes based and has no supporting evidence whatsoever.

Incels with a nice body say that they dont get pussy because of their face, and incels with a nice face say they dont get pussy because of their body, whether too short or too skinny-wristed or whatever. Meanwhile in real life, guys without a nice face or a nice body get pussy because they socialise with women. Funny.
Anonymous No.82202667 >>82202703
>>82202653
You do not look like a prettyboy from a boyband anon.
Anonymous No.82202670
It's not one or the other, anon. I've had a good amount of success with women cause I was blessed with a pretty face despite being 5'7 and brown, but there are also a lot of women who would avoid me because I'm not big and muscular. Some women prioritize a pretty face, some prioritize a big strong body, and some prioritize wealth/status.
Anonymous No.82202674 >>82202686
>>82202628 (OP)
>pretty smooth boyband face and a pretty haircut
I can't even IMAGINE being this much of a BLUEPILLED FAGGOT. Foids do not care about any of these features. They only care about which man can abuse them the most. All of these things are just proxies for that.
>Tall and Muscular
He can hit me super hard teehee
>Pretty boy
No one will suspect a pretty boy will be abusive so he'll be extra mean *orgasms*
>Rich
More money to spend on torture implements
They ALL think this way until a biological switch flips in their brain sometime in their early 30s and then suddenly they want kind, gentle, caring, loving, nice providers like me JFL
Anonymous No.82202686 >>82202771 >>82202811
>>82202666
Yeah obviously. We're talking about what the absolute ideal is.

Pretty much no foids in the audience of the Arnold Classic. Boyband concerns draw them in in spades. There's really no contest. You're completely blind if you think foids in general care about muh tall and muh muscles when they obviously gravitate and flock around pretty boyband face types.

>>82202674
Poe's law or a super turbovirgin.
orospu รงocuฤŸu No.82202703 >>82203423
>>82202667
i disagree i look like I'm from a indie band that's what face rate ai told me and we all know how reliable ai is
Anonymous No.82202771 >>82203101
>>82202686
>Poe's law or a super turbovirgin
I'm trying to conjure up and image of the type of person who would use virgin as a pejorative when we live in a world where women love to torture gentlemen like me by refusing them sex. Here goes:
>Skinnyfat with thin limbs and a bulging belly as well as finasteride-induced gynecomastia
>Thick minoxidil beard hiding your double chin
>Greasy brown hair tied back in a man bun
>Pink breast cancer t-shirt with an "I'm with her" pin over your right breast
>Basketball shorts that droop below the knee
Let me know how I did. This is just what comes to mind when I read feminist nagging like the GARBAGE you posted.
Anonymous No.82202811 >>82203101
>>82202686
>You're completely blind if you think foids in general care about muh tall and muh muscles
What kind of porn do foids get off? Oh yeah, porn where the man:
>is tall
>has broad shoulders
>has muscles
>has a large dick
>has sixpack
>earns six figures

In fact, you can discard the last one in your list when you're talking about fantasy porn characters like vampires and pirates, and face doesn't come into the equation AT ALL in the extremely popular category of monster porn. Search Masked Men on tiktok and see how much women lust after a man without a face at all.

When women fuck dogs they fuck German shepherds and mastiffs; big strong dogs. No woman has ever fantasised about a were-chihuahua. When foids call themselves robot fuckers, they want to fuck Megatron, not The Brave Little Toaster. When female objectophiliacs fall in love with a literal inanimate object, it's a compound bow or a ferris wheel, not a mug or a pair of headphones.

The only thing that matters to women in a partner is power. Doesn't matter if you're a person or a dog or an object. Face is cope.
Anonymous No.82202812 >>82202823 >>82202827 >>82203101
>>82202628 (OP)
I mean generally speaking the pretty guys (K-Pop, Visual Kei, Anime) are still somewhat assertive and powerful in their own niche. They are not feminine men aside from their appearance and even there they often blend it with masculinity.

I say this as a woman (female) who isn't into bearded, rough men at all and my one and only boyfriend is a goth guy with long hair, earrings and a soft voice who is good at drawing. On first glance people would maybe call him faggy but he feels far more masculine than the average man.

1. He is sexually dominant and sadistic with 0% bizarre sub or mommy desires
2. He is taller than me
3. He is assertive, confident and successful in what he pursues
4. He is not neurotic (no mood swings, no whining)
Anonymous No.82202823
>>82202812
>>82202628 (OP)
Oh and I like to add to this, I think it's partly genetic and cultural. Some of my other female friends love "feminine" (in appearance) or goth guys but the other half likes rugged men with beards and body hair. It's kind of a mixed split. Both sides and desires exist.
Anonymous No.82202827 >>82202835
>>82202812
He sounds like a faggot. I bet I could beat him to the brink of death. Would you leave him for me after witnessing that?
Anonymous No.82202835 >>82202858
>>82202827
He is like the perfect example that masculinity has very little to do with appearance. Despite his "feminine" look and soft voice, his personality and sexual appetite is extremely masculine.

I don't think most women are into a feminine personality regardless of looks.
Also no.
Anonymous No.82202858 >>82202901
>>82202835
>also no
But everything you said would suggest otherwise. After I physically dominate you would not be able to view him as masculine at all, even with his apparently masculine personality. You would lose all attraction to him and you would actually be attracted to me; the physically proven dominator. Women are like low animals. I would definitely get to cum in you lol
Anonymous No.82202901 >>82202928
>>82202858
A moment of brute strength doesn't define masculinity. If you consistently destroyed him in every aspect of his life and he wouldn't find a way to evade or defend himself or me then you would be more powerful, but that wouldn't happen.

If I would witness that he was a total failure and not intelligent enough to protect himself or me against brute retards I would consider him weak and tolerate him as a friend or/and kill myself. I would not find another man, because I want to be possessed by the man I love in body and soul. He has my virginity and anything else (another man or dick) after that would disgust me, I would simply prefer death.
Anonymous No.82202928 >>82202945
>>82202901
Youre a typical lying roastie and you know it. Your kind cant help but lie, we both know for a fact my cum would be leaking out of your pussy if you watched me knock his faggot ass out lol
Anonymous No.82202945 >>82203013
>>82202928
I'm not lying about anything, I've been with him for 9 years and never desired anyone else. I have only kissed and had sex with him. The idea to belong to a man fully like that is my number one turn on.

Another man can NEVER achieve that. All he would get are his "sloppy" seconds. It's just pathetic. The brute could knock him out all he wants, he would get a body and soul that has been sexually and romantically already used in every possible way. Pitiful.
Anonymous No.82203013 >>82203077
>>82202945
You think men give a fuck about that nonsense? Youre a hole to fuck. Your bf sees it the same way, he just allows you to believe otherwise because that means he gets to keep his fuck hole. You are an obvious tranny anyway, you arent a real woman
Anonymous No.82203077 >>82203098
>>82203013
If they don't care about it they're a cuck.
Anonymous No.82203098 >>82203139
>>82203077
Youre a man pretending to be a woman. The only cuck here is you
Anonymous No.82203101
>>82202771
Well everything is wrong. I think you went wrong when you assumed I'm a feminist. I hate feminists so yeah.

>>82202811
No they don't lol.
Read some actual foidslop porn, they all look like prettyboy boyband members. Where do you even get that weird idea?
Surely you've seen hentai drawn by and for foids right? This is such a weird thing to say.

>>82202812
Never used the word "feminine" or "masculine" anon. I just said that this broad shoulders and sixpack shit is so overrated compared to a pretty face and pretty haircut that it's comical to think it even matters in the grand scheme of things.
Anonymous No.82203137
I want my bf to look like that. I don't care if he is blind, deaf or rich, as long he looks like exactly like that
Anonymous No.82203139 >>82203178
>>82203098
>arguing for monogamy and only 1 partner in your life
>this means I'm a tranny and cuck

Yeah sure. Cope and seethe, etc.
Anonymous No.82203178 >>82203192
>>82203139
Post hand with timestamp then definite real woman. See im not even asking for tits
Anonymous No.82203192 >>82203219
>>82203178
I am not going to post parts of my body or self online when that belongs to my boyfriend. I still don't know how you come to the conclusion that I'm a tranny when I argue for virginity and exclusive pair-bonding. Almost all trannies are mentally ill faggots who get passed around, post nudes or go from partner to partner.
Anonymous No.82203205
>>82202628 (OP)
>literally a looksmaxx incarnate
what was your point?
Anonymous No.82203219
>>82203192
You're a tranny and that's why you aren't posting your hand. Simple as that, case dismissed.
Anonymous No.82203293 >>82203328 >>82204139
>>82202628 (OP)
> Bro just have a pretty smooth boyband face bro! Its that easy! You'll literally swim in the pussy bro!

Only works if you're an MTN+ tier white, NEVER TRY THIS IF YOU'RE A DEATHNIC
Anonymous No.82203328 >>82203362
>>82203293
It worked for me and Im ethnic. I can see it never working for indians though
Anonymous No.82203362 >>82203377 >>82203419
>>82203328
Man i'm even from South Korea and almost no one looks like kpop boybands. JBW card trumps any others even in prettyboymaxxing.
Anonymous No.82203377 >>82203413
>>82203362
what is JBW
Anonymous No.82203413
>>82203377
Just Be Wytt
Anonymous No.82203419
>>82203362
Yeah cause gooks are ugly as fuck with ogre faces. No one looks like kpop boyband members cause those kpop fags get rigorous plastic surgery and other cosmetic enhancements. Even then they still look like weird goblins, like you can still see it poking through.
Anonymous No.82203423 >>82203869
>>82202703
if this is true drop ur @ on literally anything
Anonymous No.82203464
>>82202628 (OP)
In my late teens and early 20s I was in some local emo bands and I used to get a lot of female attention, it's probably the easiest way to get girls if you have some musical ability
Anonymous No.82203486
>>82202628 (OP)
>you can avoid being a fitness model if you are just born a normal model. Oh gee thanks man
Anonymous No.82203597
>>82202628 (OP)
i gotta make money first nigga!
shit ain't easy when you're a average tism
orospu รงocuฤŸu No.82203869
>>82203423
nah I'm a pussy but just imagine me tonight
Anonymous No.82204139
>>82203293
Anon, no one is talking about whether anything is easy or hard.
Just that you're completely off base if you think foids in general prefer muscles, tall, broad shoulders and money over a prettyboy boyband face, that's all. It has no bearing on how to achieve either.
Anonymous No.82204473
>>82202628 (OP)
I care about those things because I need to be better than everyone else or no one will ever love me not because they may or may not attract women.
Anonymous No.82204921 >>82205178
>>82202628 (OP)
>woman has fetish for androgynous men, a fairly common fetish but not the norm
>projects their own taste in men
>thinks all women have the same taste and anyone who says otherwise is "out of touch"
>in reality, when I worked out and got muscles, women were literally perving on me and touching my arms and shoulders
>and every other woman obsesses about height in men

Don't listen to this retard. Women like all those things. Even the vast majority of the ones who like "pretty boys" like them tall and rich
Anonymous No.82205178 >>82205628
>>82204921
>Muh androgynous.
Only moids full of homoerotic lust for extreme muscles and super square jaws thinks this looks "androgynous". You people have such a bizarre interpretation of what the average male looks like that you think any male that doesn't look like he walked straight out of a Tom of Finland painting looks "androgynous".
Anonymous No.82205628 >>82205666
>>82205178
The pic in OP literally looks like a lesbian. He has his eyebrows plucked and is wearing makeup and his jaw is a slender female shape and his hair is in a woman's style. Are you trolling? lol
Anonymous No.82205666 >>82205783
>>82205628
Anon, no one who looks at that is going to mistake him for a foid. He has normal male features.

You only now found out I see what a normal male who isn't roiding and has normal male shoulder width and normal male height looks like.

Your perception has been entirely corroded by fapping to too much Tom of Finland I see.
Anonymous No.82205689
>>82202628 (OP)
where is my gf then you lying slut?
Anonymous No.82205717
>>82202628 (OP)
What do I do if im not pretty? I already spend half my money on skincare
Anonymous No.82205783 >>82206059
>>82205666
>Anon, no one who looks at that is going to mistake him for a foid. He has normal male features
I wouldn't because of his neck. But if you were just judging on his face alone, you would not know if its a feminine looking man or a masculine looking woman
>You only now found out I see what a normal male who isn't roiding and has normal male shoulder width and normal male height looks like
No, it's more that you spend too much time gooning to k-pop men that you think that is what a normal man looks like
>Your perception has been entirely corroded by fapping to too much Tom of Finland I see
You keep mentioning this Tom guy as if i'm supposed to know who he is. I'm sure it's something disingenuous also

>if you think that pretty boys are feminine looking and not the average normal man then you just think that any man that doesn't look deformed or Arnold Schwarzenegger is the normal average man!
This is essentially what you are saying. Projecting your own mental disability
Anonymous No.82206059 >>82206491
>>82205783
>I wouldn't because of his neck. But if you were just judging on his face alone, you would not know if its a feminine looking man or a masculine looking woman
No he would be a normal male or a very masculine looking female.
He has a completely normal jawline, brow ridge and nose size for a male.
He would have a very large nose, very prominent brow ridge, and very large jaw for a female. I'm sure there are some females out there that have them, but they'd be like 95th percentile opposed to 50th percentile which he is for a male.
Anonymous No.82206306 >>82206485
Me.
>tallish at 5'10
>broad shoulders
>some muscle but mostly dadbod
>blue eyes
>decent haircut
>mildly attractive
>quite intelligent, high IQ
>sardonic sense of humor
>huge dick
>chronically underemployed
>male version of resting bitchface
>mostly given up on dating after a series of horrible relationships

Robots here honestly have no idea how little the typical list of requirements actually matters when you actually talk to women. Confidence and a small amount of charm will get you quite far if you're at least middling in looks amd take care of yourself. Yeah, the generic Stacy is going to demand the top 10% of men, but you don't actually want her, do you? The generic stacy is a shallow, annoying bitch who will use you as an ATM. Have reasonable standards and don't worry about chasing skirts and pedestalizing pussy, and you will have better luck in dating. Focus on improving yourself and being happy and confident in who you are, and stop comparing yourself to strawmen that only exist in fucking hollywood.
Anonymous No.82206485 >>82206516
>>82206306
The only real negative here is the employment, the rest are either good or neutral, ive never had a job so im doing much worse just there, im 64 kg same height as you, if my jaw was symmetrical i would be quite goodlooking but its very far from being symmetrical so i look odd.
Anonymous No.82206491 >>82207001
>>82206059
>He has a completely normal jawline
I'm not talking about a "jawline". I'm talking about his jaw. It's small and slender, like a woman's. A small jaw
>brow ridge and nose size for a male
yes. Which saves him from looking completely like a woman. Which makes him look androgynous. Plenty of women have big noses and masculine brow ridges. But they are masculine traits
>and very large jaw for a female
Maybe it is just this particular picture that makes it look small, but if not, then you need to put your glasses on
He's an androgynous looking man with a delicate looking face. This conversation is ridiculous because he clearly is so
Anonymous No.82206516 >>82206552
>>82206485
How the fuck does one have an asymmetrical jaw?
Anonymous No.82206552 >>82206684
>>82206516
My chin is not a perfectly straight line from my nose and there is a slight difference in the height of where my jaw sits on each side pf my head but thats not that noticeable. My chin being misaligned is very bad though
Anonymous No.82206684
>>82206552
... Who the fuck cares about this shit? I come from a scottish clan that is literally named because of having a genetic quirk where we have a slightly crooked mouth. Human beings are not perfectly symmetrical unless they have some kind of plastic surgery to be so. Imperfection is human.
Anonymous No.82206778 >>82206858
>>82202628 (OP)
Face > ALL.
And yes pretty boys (who have a combo masc and feminine features) do MOG masculine men.
The best looking men mog both genders.
>Muh tall
>Muh broad shoulders
>Muh muscles
>Muh large dick
>Muh sixpack
>Muh six figure salary
All bonuses that don't mean shit if you aren't handsome.
Anonymous No.82206858
>>82206778
where's my gf then anon? Where is she?
Anonymous No.82207001 >>82207057
>>82206491
>I'm not talking about a "jawline". I'm talking about his jaw. It's small and slender, like a woman's. A small jaw
Anon no, he has a completely normal jaw for a male. If you think that's not a normal male jaw you've really been completely poisoned.
>He's an androgynous looking man with a delicate looking face. This conversation is ridiculous because he clearly is so
Anon, no he's not, at best he can pass as a female with a lot of added social queues like putting him in a dress and applying feminine makeup but no one will look at his face without any of this and be like:
>Wow, I can't tell whether this is a male or a female
They will instantly identify him as a male without needing any further thought. He would need some extensive editing to pass as a female while he passes as a male by default.
Anonymous No.82207057
>>82207001
>ummm no
But yes. You're just wrong. You watch too much k-pop idols. Go out side
Anonymous No.82207105
>>82202628 (OP)
Do you seriously think a skinny nigga could keep up with a girl in bed lmao