Thread 82203386

AHHHHHHHHH I WANT A DICK I WANT A DICK I WANT A DICK SO BAD

>>82203386 (OP)
We could switch bodies for a day through a magical ritual process I uncovered in an ancient papyri

>>82203386 (OP)
Do you want to have a dick or to be penetrated by a dick?

>>82203400
To have one

>>82203386 (OP)
Why are foids so cock envy? Why would you want a hot throbbing meat stick between your legs over a wet sloppy warm hole?

I'm a tranny I'll trade you mine but it's like 2 inches so don't expect much

>>82203414
What would you do with it? Are you straight or lesbian?

>>82203386 (OP)
Well there lady, allow me to give me one why dont ya.

>>82203386 (OP)
It's my dream to make a cute girl with penis envy happy by sucking her clit like a slut

kill yourself and maybe in next life you will be born as a man

>>82203386 (OP)
But why? What would it do for you?

>>82203441
The thoughts of someone who never had a first menstruation, and then many more to come.
This is like... obvious.

>>82203386 (OP)
>I WANT A DICK
Tbh, it is pretty good to have one. But I'd like to have a vagina so I can experience female orgasm and have a huge toy selection. Also shoving anything in there to see how it feels. Can do without the vaginal discharge and blood though so I'd like it to be temporary. Yeah, it's pretty good to have a penis, alright.

>>82203414
>To have one
And do what with it, exactly? You only get one orgasm every once in a while, unless you take some SNRIs or other shit like that, or are manic. It's likely just a downgrade from a vag, besides the facts that our yeast infections are rarer, and you get to clean shit smears in the toilet bowl with an aimed piss shot.

>>82203386 (OP)
in the future, women will be able to choose to grow a dick via miracle gene altering treatment. I will also be able to replace my penis with a vagina. The benefits here are two-fold:

1. I remove a physical weakness in the form of external testicles, making me a more resilient opponent in physical combat

2. I filter out women who would use me for things while not being physically attracted to me. If she can't get erect to fuck me, I'll know she's thinking of chad's superior pussy and settling for me.

>>82203386 (OP)
i wish every girl who wanted a dick could magically have one, just cause i think its hot to see girls goon hard

>>82203386 (OP)
Then go buy one

>>82203386 (OP)
I'm a moid, and I would also like to have a dick like that. We can share that level of penis envy.