when i was a little boy there was a girl bully in the neighborhood who would bully all us little kids and she would eat our scabs and shit.
one time she told me and this other boy to close our eyes and open our mouths and we were so young we didn't think anything of it, then she spat bloody spit into our mouths and told us to swallow. then she said she was a vampire and that we were now gonna go to hell for drinking her blood. the other boy started crying and i got a little spooked but i simultaneously didn't believe her.

yep, those were the good ol days.

now tell me about your childhood, anon.

>>82203686 (OP)
I can't really remember much from my childhood but I do remember playing on the playground at my old elementary being the happiest kid I could be now I'm just dull and depressed.

>>82203686 (OP)
This anon had a happy childhood.

>>82203686 (OP)
When I was four or three, I was ravenously curious. I wanted to climb anywhere I could, see inside any cabinets and boxes I could, and take apart toys to tinker with. When I was visiting my Grandma's house, I noticed the windows on the second level didn't have bug screens on them. Naturally, I wanted to crawl through it to climb onto the roof and see what it was like up there. I walked around the roof, and I found it hilarious how my mom, grandma, and uncle were all screaming in terror for me to come down. Eventually my uncle gets onto the roof and brings me back into the house. They then forced me to take a nap in the same room without a bug screen on the window. They didn't realize that was how I got out there. I went to crawl out the window again, but this time it was raining. The moment I put both feet onto the roof, I slipped off the slick shingles. I was hanging onto the gutter for dear life. I remember kicking my legs, struggling to get a foothold on anything. I remember my strength giving out and me dropping, and I don't remember much after that. I remember being carried away and being stuck into a machine, probably an X-ray machine. I only had a few bruises.

the christmas mystery of 2010
my 2 little brothers were still in elementary. on christmas they got a 3ds. back then only the small red models existed. anyway they fell asleep by the door playing it. when they woke up the youngest one's 3ds was missing. never found it even after we moved out and combed the place. we were poor so its not like he lost it in a big house attic or on a vacation home. im gonna ask god about this day for sure

>>82204076
you got lucky anon, i used to climb on shit when i was a kid too.
one time i tried to jump from my house balcony to the neighbors balcony and i didn't make it so i fell, there was some kind of rectangular thing sticking out of the floor maybe it was air conditioning or something i don't know, but i landed on the edge of the rectangle with my crotch, like right next to my testicles, a few inches to the left and i would have landed on my balls, but i miraculously landed with the side of my balls area.