Thread 82204045

I hate being 28. I want friends. I want to go to bars. I want to live a carefree young life drinking and smoking every night. I want to play in a punk band. I want to fuck 20 year old alternative girls with cool piercings. I hate how I wasted my youth.

>>82204045 (OP)
>life drinking and smoking every night
don't you already do this

>I want to go to bars.
Just go. 34 and went out on my own last time. It was fun. Girls even approached me to talk.

>>82204045 (OP)
You could do that but you clearly prefer clogging the board by spaming your shitty thread a million times a day.

>>82204045 (OP)
Yeah I saw this one before. You actually want a house, a wife, and a car. Everything else in existence was created to distract the slaves from their poverty. Absolutely every single thing has been dedicated to poverty reduction strategies. There is literally no joy in making a band. That happened to try to give people like some type of decent memory, because they know they dont all get to plap virgins. Bars exist to make it seem like there are women, but the bars are filled with old gay men in biker vests shooting pool. You can go look, its very bad.

>>82204045 (OP)
28 is young, anon.
>I want friends
Easy, you like music so why not get into your local music scene and make friends that way?
>I want to go to bars
You can still do that at 28, you know.
>I want to live a carefree young life drinking and smoking every night
I am 28 and still live a young carefree life. Also you can drink and smoke all you like.
>I want to play in a punk band
Again, go to your local music scene and find people. You can even start your own band and let people from the music scene (who you may already befriended) join you.
>I want to fuck 20 year old alternative girls with cool piercings
You can do that. Just find where they dwell and rizz them up with charisma and your musical talent. Alt girls prolly like the punk artistic type.
>I hate how I wasted my youth
It's true, you won't be 16 or 18 or 20 again. Time's a bitch. But you are still young and capable, take adventage of that before you'll be mid 30s and wishing you were 28 again.

>>82204192
>a whiteboy dicklet made this reply

>>82205301
Stop thinking about white cock, jeet

>>82205347
Stop obsessing over us taking your women

If you are who I think you are, why not get back with the only person who ever obsessively loved you

>>82205695
The only thing you'll take is some shit in your palms, clasp it hard so u wont drop it, jeet.

>>82205708
Op here
Who that migh be
I will take anyone atp

>>82205840
You can add me at 0runit0

>>82204045 (OP)
>wasted my youth

Dude, you're 28. That's still a young man. No one even expects you to fully have your shit together yet.

where did you goooooo OP?
i miss you already

>>82204045 (OP)
>I want to live a carefree young life drinking and smoking every night
You can still do this without friends

Why can't you anons exercise free will

>>82204045 (OP)
>I want to fuck 20 year old alternative girls with cool piercings
Just become a drug dealer

How old is too old to do this op? This is my dream life but idk when the cut off age is.

Gosh not only did you waste your youth your wasting your life as it is now posting this shit over and over again.

>I want to fuck 20 year old alternative girls with cool piercings
this is what youre actually upset about btw, the rest is dressing to make it seem less pathetic.

>>82206475
About 22. It gets harder and harder after that

>>82206333
Im right here babe

>>82205708
>implying OP isnt a total turbovirgin

>>82204045 (OP)
literally you can do all of that still

>>82209126
This. OP is just a complete crybaby faggot failed normie

It's over for us op. I'm same boat as you and same age. Wasted 10 years on world of warcraft. I quit playing then realized I was a 28 year old neet virgin lower whose only accomplishments were 15x rank 1 pvp titles that mean nothing in the real world.

>>82204045 (OP)
what's stopping you?
>38"
Also you shouldn't aspire to do these things. You need to amass wealth, execersize and chase dreams. Everything you mentioned here was just tempary joy; those who followed this path actually ended up going gray faster and doing nothing in nowheresville towns. I still look as youthful as I did ten years ago because I kept on the straight and narrow.

>to fuck 20 year old alternative girls with cool piercings
wtf? I couldn't get laid till 26 bc all the girls in college were dating older dirtbags, don't do that shit.

>>82204045 (OP)
Felt like this at 21

>>82206333
spill the tea sis did you make him cut your name into his legs yet

>>82204045 (OP)
Bitch, you can still fuck 20 year olds right now. Just do it.
When you're 30+, that's where you're stuck with only girls old enough to go to a bar.

>>82209551
Im just like you guys but im not even good at video games