Thread 82205257

I hate being an addict with no money. I just lost most of my friend circle after getting banned from a discord server, and I want to drink right now, but I have no money and no alcohol. Can one of you guys buy me some or something? I'm losing it, guys.

>>82205257 (OP)
are you cute? if I buy you a bottle of alcohol, will you be my bf? :3

Don't they have food banks for you people or something

>>82205257 (OP)
if girl send me nudes on discord (for free not for cash)

>>82205257 (OP)
all these great and cheap drugs to be addicted to and you choose the worst one of all.

where do you live bro? maybe theres a 1% chance that we'll get along and we can have some drinks together tonight

if pussy is a required incentive for most to work, i would say your addiction is really no different. that is to say
>no pussy no work
>no addiction no work
you have a reason to get out there and wageslave is all im saying.

>>82205257 (OP)
I have a friend who works as a liquor distributor and he gives me free booze all the time. Can't even remember the last time I had to buy alcohol because he always keeps my liquor cabinet stocked. So I guess what I'm saying is go become friends with a liquor distributor.

>>82205257 (OP)
>I just lost most of my friend circle after getting banned from a discord server,
alcohol is not your only issue bro

>friends
>on discord
Lmao, get real life frens you faggot.

>>82205271
ehhhhhhhh cute is a relative term. I have a nice voice, but I'm ugly. Take that for what you will

>>82205430
discord friends are better because you can say what you want and leave a conversation whenever you want without repercussion

op are you interested in this idea >>82205290 at all

>>82205272
They don't give you alcohol at the food bank. Not in the US anyway. Based Europe if that's how y'all do it over there.

>>82205496
>without repercussion
yet you cry about loosing your 'friends'

>>82205257 (OP)
>I hate being an addict with no money
So stop being an addict, dummy.

>>82205466
gross, no alcohol for ugly moids
nothing worse than being abused by the ugly alcoholic incel instead of the alcoholic cute skinny guy

>>82205511
I've been all over, but in KY at the moment

>>82205558
shit, im in new york, probably atleast 11 hours away

if you live near a new seasons grocery store i steal a 12-30rack every day from a different store genuielny unless their is a secutiry gaurd ur fucking good to just walk out and leave down the street, wasted now for free for months straight if ur scared to steal a big beer get a soju or some jap wine that iis easy to shoplift safely
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shoplift beer or wine, unless ur in a grocerystore/liquorstore state :))) good luck on the blackout soldier i wont remeber this!!!!!

>>82205577
where in ny. I'm in ny

>>82205535
lmao i wish women were actually this transparent about their abuse fetishes
would make it a lot easier for me to find them, make it a lot easier for them to be found, and overall make me happy, which is all that really fucking matters honestly

>>82205603
are you a different anon or did you just press K by accident the first time?
im in upstate. to give you an idea without giving away my exact location, im about an hour north of the bronx & 20-30 minutes east of poughkeepsie

>>82205524
OP here,
>discord friends are better because you can say what you want and leave a conversation whenever you want without repercussion
was not me. Though I do think you have to deal with less shit online than irl when it comes to that stuff.

>>82205619
im in North Rockland in haverstraw

>>82205577
ah damn. Oh well. Thanks anyway, I appreciate the offer.

>>82205619
im a different anon also idrc who or what you are as long as you like to chill do drugs and are interested in a long term platonic relationship

Post your tag if you want to be friends, and I'll drink with you.

>>82205642
>>82205642
im just an hour away, cool
how old are you? im 19(still have alcohol)
no, i dont do drugs and i dont wanna try, i just like alcohol, energy drinks & zyns. i dont mind if you do drugs while we hang out
>>82205650
damn
well if you're ever near the area, make a thread, maybe i'll see it

>>82205535
You assume a lot about me. At least one of your assumptions is untrue.

>>82205615
well they're much more likely to lure you in by offering you alcohol in a time of need if they suspect you're an alcoholic abusechad instead of being transparent about it, it's more fun that way
>>82205700
are you not an incel? do you have sex? you can't be that ugly if you have sex
maybe I will buy you a bottle of alcohol after all :3

>>82205586
I am considering it at this point.
In Minecraft, for all the glowies reading that.

>>82205513
Sell your food stamps I guess, isn't that what Americans do?

>>82205257 (OP)
post vocaroo and I'll drive out and let you buy $200 of alcohol with me

>>82205800
if you're serious, I might actually do it, even if I know my odds aren't great. I'd rather you send it to me on paypal or something than drive out, but I will not look a gift horse in the mouth; I will take what I can get.

>>82205650
actually do you wanna drive out a few hours and meet in the middle? i know it sounds insane for me to be willing to do this but im bored as fuck and have no friends to hang out with irl
im assuming thats gonna be a no, but also im curious, how can you not afford enough alcohol to drink for one day? you can get some shitty malt beverage with enough alcohol to get you drunk for just a few bucks

>>82206054
The cost of gas would be too much for me to afford, sorry.

>>82206054
someones gonna say yes some day and make you drive somewhere without them showing up. or maybe, you're that person

>>82205870
Damn, I'm a few hours farther than I thought. 6+ hours.
Are you NEET or do you have a schedule you have to be up/ready for? If NEET, want to go drinking for a few days, then go down to nashville for a concert?

I'm ordering this sexy 100L vessel for making wine on payday. $275 for 26 gallons and it should last forever. If you're going to be an alcoholic it's insane to throw away 90% of the cost towards taxes and profit margin. Especially when it's like the easiest thing in the world to make regardless of whether you like beer, wine, cider, or spirits.

>>82206450
yeah, forgot about that. well i hope you get your booze bro
>>82206701
i would absolutely never do this without getting proof that the person is actually driving. like, making them video call in the car for a second or something