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Anonymous No.82205307 [Report] >>82205356 >>82205398 >>82205591 >>82205602
Anyone wants to be friends? I have 0 friends and low social skills but I'm a good listener I think.
Anonymous No.82205320 [Report] >>82205356 >>82205389 >>82205418
Every time I've replied to one of these it ends up being a horny gay man.
Anonymous No.82205322 [Report]
i dont want to be friends
Anonymous No.82205356 [Report] >>82205376 >>82205389
>>82205307 (OP)
>>82205320
If this is a horny gay man then so what? Do you want my discord?
Anonymous No.82205376 [Report] >>82205389
>>82205356
I'm neither horny nor gay nor looking to lead someone on, and I don't use discord.
Anonymous No.82205389 [Report]
>>82205320
I am not horny or gay. I hope I don't write like a horny gay man lol.
>>82205356
Sure
>>82205376
This is not me
Anonymous No.82205398 [Report] >>82205419
>>82205307 (OP)
fuck yeah, I just lost all my friends. What's your discord
Anonymous No.82205418 [Report] >>82205515
>>82205320
Yeah god writes most of the threads. He tries kinda hard to make sex seem scarce. He even has his own fake dating apps where you talk to him, except he pretends hes a woman. And he instantly unmatches you if you say something slightly weird, to make it seem like women have all these insane options. Or he will give you one word replies. He also writes lots of fake tinder jpgs where he shows women who only swipe on 1 out of every 10 profiles. He actually makes them on purpose, using his omnipotence. To make women seem more valuable essentially. He also makes a lot of porn too, because woman are just his clones. Then once you notice this he shouts, look im killing all those women over there, you shouldnt complain.
Anonymous No.82205419 [Report]
>>82205398
myworstenemy12345
Anonymous No.82205515 [Report] >>82205534 >>82205575
>>82205418
the worst thing about you is it's not really possible to filter you without hitting a million false positives
why did you have to return after so long, were you in prison for being retarded and gay?
i hate you and hope you get hit by a bus and die
Anonymous No.82205534 [Report] >>82205559
>>82205515
That anon is pretty based though.
Anonymous No.82205559 [Report] >>82205665 >>82206316
>>82205534
he just plugs in a random post and tells gpt to write 2 schizophrenic paragraphs replying to it while including the word god somewhere
Anonymous No.82205575 [Report]
>>82205515
Dude look at the usernames of the women on soc. Theyre all coded messages. Same with all the twitch streamers. He actually usually names his accounts after celibacy, to make it look like he is scamming us by using sexual torture to kill the incels lol.
Anonymous No.82205591 [Report]
>>82205307 (OP)
>wants to be friends
Need to know more about you.

Who is Anonymous?
Anonymous No.82205602 [Report] >>82206672
>>82205307 (OP)
I'd be friends with a friendless anon but they have to be a talker. Not a good talker mind you, just a talker. And they have to not mind me not being a talker. Also no voice calls, video chat, picture sharing, or personal information mining. Preferably 23+, not male. No romance or sexuality allowed. Email only for a while.
Anonymous No.82205665 [Report]
>>82205559
>he just plugs in a random post and tells gpt to write 2 schizophrenic paragraphs replying to it while including the word god somewhere
Like I said, based.
Anonymous No.82206316 [Report]
>>82205559
Look up bobby hickman. That anon might be a legit schizo
Anonymous No.82206672 [Report]
>>82205602
sunrizedhypothermia@gmail.com

I'm looking forward to your reply!